The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

December 2016

_Karaaaa_ Ohio State getting shutout is a great end to 2016.

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Just let me say...

HAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHHA

Ohio State.

That is all.

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Another one! Rip William Christopher. Aka Father John Malcahy from MASH.

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That should wrap this one up, beats Canada! Wooo

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Both teams get too many men penalties? Damn.

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That's way too many men on the ice.

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Hahaha they called that a penalty!

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Why not just give Canada goals, Christ.

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Ugh, 1:48 of 2 man advantage. Still a weak call.

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I don't know about that one.

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And they just killed the Flyers prospect.

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How is that a penalty.

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Shit, amber alert just scared the hell out of me.

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Thanks a ton Christmas vacation, now my sleep hours are all botched up like some sort of friggin infant.

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DonCheadle War with Russia? Y'all sound so scared. Thought you were all tough guys, gun guys, all that. twitter.com/omarurkslaven/…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:26 AM, Dec 31st, 2016 via Plume for Android)

Oh cool, got shutout buy the rook. Lovely game Flyers, very inspiring.

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Oof, that looked bad.

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Yeah, who didn't see that goal coming.

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And now Mason looks hurt. Lovely.

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TonyAndrock Sam Morin might have been injured in a fight he just had. Morin went straight to the locker room.

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Yeah you petulant man baby, this is all very funny isn't it? twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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GeorgeTakei "No puppet! You're the puppet!" twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:53 PM, Dec 30th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

It's almost 2am and I've had a few too many drinks. That's right folks, it's Army of Darkness time.

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The great Trailer Park Boys re-watch continues. Thanks Christmas vacation.

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Just finished the @sense8 Christmas Special. Wonderful. Glorious. Loved it!

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sholvah2010 It's blasphemy to some, but DS9 is the best of the Treks..

“Star Trek: Deep Space Nine In 82.5 Hours” by @MaxTemkin
medium.com/maxistentialis…

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daub.me/p/671cf - Emily is a LEGO building machine!

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Damn, what a choke by Boise State.

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Boise State looks totally cooked and it's only the 2nd quarter.

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Boise State interception!

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I just backed Twilight of the Gods: Age of Revelation on @kickstarter kck.st/2hKOeHv

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Oh no. Now Carrie Fisher.

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I am quite possibly too full to continue drinking. Help me, this has never happened before.

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Damm, George Michael too?

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Was it really necessary for my children to wake up before the sun came up?

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Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.

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Looking forward to getting drunk and watching A Christmas Story.

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Omg I shot my eye out!

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TheAHL wins leaders:
1. Alex Lyon, LV (13)
2. @tjarry35, WBS (12)
3. Several tied at (11) pic.twitter.com/eT7i0FWlNu

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:08 PM, Dec 23rd, 2016 via Plume for Android)

Daaammmnnn. Giants fans salty af.

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INTERCEPTION AND BALLGAME! WE WONNED!

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WHY THE FUCKING FUCK ARE THEY THROWING THERE?

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No way, that's a shitass spot.

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Of course they made it.

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Looks like a good catch to me

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Sorry, I'm a bit behind with Sirius here.

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I don't want to do this anymore.

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Star Wars Rebels season 1 on Blu-ray has arrived. Now I just need to rip it. Yes I'm an adult and yes I love "cartoons."

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JJohnsonLaw The US Navy busted Trump’s interior secretary pick for fraud: report rawstory.com/2016/12/the-us…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:24 PM, Dec 20th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

OK, almost migrated to my new Google Pixel!

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daub.me/p/c3ae8 - Now Matty found the Sarlacc!

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daub.me/p/a2ad2 - Woa, Emily found Jabba the Hutt!

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daub.me/p/df213 - I was kicked off my own PS4.

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DownGoesBrown Look, we're all entitled to our own opinions, but if you like that Apple ad with singing frankenstein then there's something wrong with you.

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Why have I never tried Star Wars Rebels?

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io9 cry babies struggle to save face after blockbuster Rogue One opening on.io9.com/pvOKjcZ pic.twitter.com/Cxu2OziROh

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 8:29 PM, Dec 18th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

@WillJ609 Not a fan of the play call, but why not go for 2? Nothing left to lose.

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I mean, the play call was horrible. Run the rock my dude.

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Oh well. Can't get mad there. Wtf do you have to lose?

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HOLY SHIT WENTZ TOUCHDOWN!

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They have been pounding the rock all game and that's what you call on 4th and short? Doug is an idiot.

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That's pathetic. That's an absolutely ridiculous play call. Stupid stupid stupid.

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This is where the wheels fall off.

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Jesus christ on a crutch.

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Under thrown, looked like the receiver had him best.

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Great start to the half.

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jricole The last Time we had a President bored by Intel Briefings, we got 9/11 juancole.com/2016/12/presid…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:46 PM, Dec 18th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

Why no finger wag that time you giant asshole?

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Wide open with 2 guys supposedly on him.

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Steve Smith landed on his applebag.

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Eagles in the red zone by running down the field. I expect passes here.

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Was totally going to say Damn, he hasn't fumbled in a while. Boom, there it is.

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Barner not looking too good.

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Mosh pit. Pearl Jam. Good lord.

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Lol the old wide guy pass interference.

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Enough with the fucking sod already.

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Wentz is just being stupid now. Just out right stupid.

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First Wentz pass of the day. Intercepted. So much for this game.

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Thunderstorms likely at midnight. Wtf is with this weather?

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drewmagary I saw Rogue One last night and am still picking bits of my brain up off the floor. [SPOILERS] theconcourse.deadspin.com/holy-shit-we-g…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:21 AM, Dec 17th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

Loved loved loved Rogue One. Jr did too, he was humming the regular Star Wars theme the entire time.

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It's Rogue One time!

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Half day tomorrow so the youngest kid and I can see Rogue One. He's pumped and ready to roll!

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Hey, fuck you polar vortex. Just throwing that out there.

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Hey @Zimbra, your Ubuntu repo SSL certs have expired...

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wyshynski Flyers win 10th straight game, longest streak since 1985 sports.yahoo.com/news/flyers-wi… via @YahooSports

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:42 AM, Dec 15th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

TheDailyShow Ta-Nehisi Coates discusses the racial barriers President Obama had to overcome. on.cc.com/2gKjXfm pic.twitter.com/Pig3P5dhg7

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Thank god Boner is still alive.

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Did Bill Gates really compare fucking Trump to JFK? This whole country is a never ending shit show.

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NoahShachtman .@ArmsControlWonk drops the proverbial bomb on Rick Perry, our new 'Secretary of Nukes.' thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/… pic.twitter.com/xjeB8a9PI0

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:53 PM, Dec 13th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

PolitiFact Remembering Lie of the past Years politifact.com/truth-o-meter/… pic.twitter.com/clGygAhe2D

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VictoriaDahl Trump is replacing our current Secretary of Energy, a nuclear physicist--A NUCLEAR PHYSICIST-- with Rick Perry.
RICK PERRY.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:52 PM, Dec 13th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

daub.me/p/1b217 - Matty's two favorite "guys." Fear and Q-bert. They are quite the combo for sure.

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AndyRichter In your mom's ass twitter.com/rupertwins/sta…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:36 PM, Dec 13th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

You got played. All of you. You stupid assholes that voted for him. You got. Fucking. Played.

And it is your own fault.

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Is there a drunk emogi?

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MJMcKean If only this were true. pic.twitter.com/rpHQlEju94

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:27 PM, Dec 12th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

Wtf like I'm not supposed to be happy Dallas lost? Cmon.

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Stoalie gets the shutout!

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He sccccooorrresssss!

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STOLIE STOLIE STOLIE

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Always good to see the Seahawks eat a big shit sandwich.

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Have a seat Ott you sack of shit.

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Eagles just totally Eagled the shit out of that one.

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Yeah, that's the hard nose D we were looking for.

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Yeah that's a catch.

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Burton, American Hero.

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Cue the Benny Hill music.

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No hit to the head there, huh?

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Hahaha love you Kelce!

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That's some fucking low-down, dirty scumbag pile of shit.

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That's a good catch too. Ugh.

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Pick 6! We love each other again!

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Now Celek is hurt. Christ.

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Why return that? Man.

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That'll be ballgame folks. I wonder what else is on TV?

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Looks like a good catch.

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Just fucking kill me.

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That's friggin terrible.

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Who didn't see that coming?

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That's a really shitty call.

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10 yard penalty for outright killing the kicker.

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The little guy, touchdown!

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Ssruobgvxsduyoyjfsdh

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Replay shows it was a catch.

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Yeah Eagles defense, that's the all out toughness we are looking for. Christ.

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That's damned close.

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Hey Cox is still here!

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And a false start. Jesus.

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Oh cool, no call on going low on Wentz.

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Jfc block someone. Please.

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And it is fucking intercepted.

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Damn this was close!

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Good lord that play.

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Woa ho, we got a call!

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Ugh, that did not look good at all.

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MarkHarrisNYC Those briefings scare Trump--they're full of info he doesn't know and can't hold onto. And being scared angers him. theatlantic.com/liveblogs/2016…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:16 PM, Dec 11th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

ezlusztig Hacked by Russia. Kneecapped by the FBI. Her voting base was suppressed by every Red State in America.

Still won b… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:02 PM, Dec 11th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

LVPhantoms So this season:

8-game winning streak
@NHLFlyers
8-game winning streak
@LVPhantoms
8-game winni… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:59 PM, Dec 10th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

Finally downloading Battlefield 1.

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