The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

November 2016

This God damned PS4 reboots more times during an update than my friggin Windows computers. Shit man, Wtf?

via Plume for Android

jdlovitz Today in great news: bigoted homophobe Governor of NC @PatMcCroryNC is out of a job, having lost enough votes to negate a recount.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:47 PM, Nov 30th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

Lady_Historian It's funny how so much of this stuff is coming out now that a certain person's emails aren't taking up all the spac… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:41 PM, Nov 30th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

TriumphICDHQ We now resume our regularly scheduled poopery. Even more (uh, fake) auditions we held (with real folks) for TrumpTV! youtube.com/watch?v=AEld9E…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:15 PM, Nov 30th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

@BleedsOnB I agree with him. Man people are petty and childish.

via Plume for Android in reply to BleedsOnB

What's with people busting Jake the Snake's balls?

via Plume for Android

Hello heartburn. Glad you are burning me from the inside out.

via Plume for Android

Excited to get home so I can play with my new @blinkforhome camera system and integrate it with @smartthings!

via Plume for Android

Fuck right off Trent Dilfer.

via Plume for Android

Just let it end. There is too much stupid to keep playing pro football.

via Plume for Android

Holy shit we hit one!

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Love you boys, but that will do it.

via Plume for Android

Another fucking flag.

via Plume for Android

Game. That's the game.

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Worst challenge ever.

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Shouldn't have happened

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GOD DAMNED HORSE SHIT

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What in the F was that?

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Feed it to the little man!

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Who the F was that even to?

via Plume for Android

THAT IS GOD DAMNED BULL SHIT

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Hey State Farm go fuck yourself.

via Plume for Android

FUCKING 3RD DOWN GOD DAMMIT!

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Yay we didn't even get to the 20.

via Plume for Android

So that was really great.

via Plume for Android

A BANK SHOT FOR THE WIN!!

via Plume for Android

That was kind of dumb.

via Plume for Android

Wow what a scramble and Td throw.

via Plume for Android

Good guys win! Stolie the Goalie gets his first NHL win!

via Plume for Android

And KC now gets a kickoff return Td. Damn.

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Ugh, Gronk hurt again?

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luckyyates Always a hero. pic.twitter.com/gghceXgmos

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:01 PM, Nov 26th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

A 10:30 Moana show is way too early for all that singing.

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Oh noes. I'm out of gin.

via Plume for Android

Hrm, regular Pixels are in stock again. Do I buy or wait for the XL? Decisions decisions.

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You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant.....

via BitlBee

NESN Four years ago today, Mark Sanchez gave us The Butt Fumble.
nesn.com/?p=660247 pic.twitter.com/i15pquKRwc

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:51 PM, Nov 22nd, 2016 via Plume for Android)

RT @igorvolsky: TX congressman celebrates the fact that 1,244,000 Texans would now be stripped of overtime eligibility.

via Plume for Android

igorvolsky A US Congressman is *cheering* the fact that overtime protection was stripped from 333,000 people in home state of… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:32 PM, Nov 22nd, 2016 via Plume for Android)

This kid with the Recorder is probably going to kill me.

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Love all these catches now that the game doesn't mean shit.

via Plume for Android

But that's cool refs, just let them tackle him WAY out of bounds.

via Plume for Android

That was so fucking stupid. I can't even watch this shit anymore.

via Plume for Android

Dude's horsetail hair is magnificent.

via Plume for Android

Sit him the fuck down. Take his helmet and throw it into the fucking stands.

via Plume for Android

Fuck this defense. For real.

via Plume for Android

Damn do the Seahawks cry over every little thing.

via Plume for Android

I need another beer.

via Plume for Android

No tackle out of bounds?

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That's some classic Cutler right there.

via Plume for Android

Thanks Bears. Schlubs.

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BroncoSportsFB WE KNOW THE ANSWER
twitter.com/ESPNCFB/status…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:59 PM, Nov 19th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

ThatKevinSmith Yes, ! SHANNON Hamilton - that asshole from Fashionable Male! He likes to screw people in a VERY unc… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:38 PM, Nov 19th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

And now it's sleeting. Lovely.

via Plume for Android

Permission to launch!

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Wow, here comes the wind!

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Man, was that a great game or what?

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My son is watching The Three Stooges and roaring with laughter. Why haven't I tried this before?

via Plume for Android

screencrushnews It’s official: ‘John Wick’ director David Leitch will be the one to make the chimi-bleeping-changas in ‘Deadpool 2’… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 11:22 AM, Nov 19th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

4 full years of this huh? Whew boy.

via Plume for Android

danpfeiffer In fairness, what President hasn't had to pay $25 million to make a massive class action fraud lawsuit go away before assuming office?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:56 PM, Nov 18th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

maddow This can't end well: advisers to President-Elect telling foreign govts they shouldn't take what Trump says literall… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:19 PM, Nov 17th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

GeorgeTakei I'll be on tonight, talking in part about the new interest by some in internment camps as "precedent." I hope you t… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:16 PM, Nov 17th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

WAIT WHAT? HE IS A NAITIVE OF CHERRY HILL NEW JERSEY?

via Plume for Android

Mason standing pretty tall early on.

via Plume for Android

A real Trump question, "Do I really have to maintain such a busy schedule?" This is going to be a train wreck.

via BitlBee

Always a good day when the Patriots lose.

via Plume for Android

Damn the Cowboys get away with murder.

via Plume for Android

Dallas gets every god damned lucky call there is.

via BitlBee

End the game with an Int! Thank you ! Big win!

via Plume for Android

That was about as damned dumb as dumb gets.

via Plume for Android

That's why you keep running go the fucking ball!! Cmon!!

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No brainer here coach. Pound this, slow and low. Keep pounding.

via Plume for Android

That looked pretty.... Bang bang.

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Oh sure, now we bring the damned flags out.

via Plume for Android

One of the worst no calls I've seen in some time. That's absolutely horse shit.

via Plume for Android

And if that is no fucking flag???

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Wheels officially falling off now.

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Dammit Sooo close to breaking that!

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Run outside. Sooo stupid.

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Wow that is damned close.

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Yeah don't run that bubble screen shit. Just stop them all.

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Take a fucking knee now, it's not worth it.

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OMFG THAT IS THE WORST DROP EVER ARRGGGHHHHHH

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Wow. Correct call. I'm shocked.

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That's clearly not a catch, so I await the Eagles getting screwed.

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That is clearly not a catch.

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Nope. He wasn't down. This is the beginning of the shit show.

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Fuccckkkk. He had to have been down.

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Hey, Barwin is still alive!

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This shouldn't take long.

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Oof. You know that was coming sooner or later.

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Have to get rid of that ball kid.

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Sore tooth? What the actual fuck?

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Well, here goes nothing!

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Need a big game from Bennie Logan. And better play calling. Gotta do a better job.

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What kind of a dumb ass kick was that?

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Can't help that shit. 2 man up?

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Jesus balls Flyers you are killing me.

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@JesusZoidberg No go? I got tired of waiting and built my own.

via Plume for Android in reply to JesusZoidberg

Rudy in charge of cyber security? What. The. Fuck.

via Plume for Android

Nice job Weiner.

via BitlBee

Just opened Facebook. Nope. Nooo no Nope Nope no no no and No.

via Plume for Android

6:30am is coming fast...

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Alec Baldwin is totally going to Leavenworth for life.

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Fucking Rudy and now Christie.

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Tomorrow when my 8 year old daughter wakes up, I will have to explain to her how this disgusting human being is now President.

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Remember how scared we were of Bush? Jesus Christ, buckle up folks.

via Plume for Android

Wtf MSNBC says PA too close to call. Cmon jerks, just do it.

via Plume for Android

ryanlcooper kicking 20 million people off their insurance is going to kill roughly 10,000-18,000 people per year news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:57 AM, Nov 9th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

Trump gets PA. Officially over.

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We all just got schlonged.

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Hey old people. Enjoy your retirement while you can. January will come quickly.

via Plume for Android

zachbraff We Brexited.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:56 AM, Nov 9th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

Who is this stupid blonde on CNN? Trump will be a voice for all the people she says. Jesus christ almighty.

via Plume for Android

Guy on CNN in tears.

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Great, now Toomy is projected to win.

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Fucking people tweeting about God damned Marijuana just don't fucking get it.

via Plume for Android

b_fung Potentially on the chopping block under a GOP-held Congress/SCOTUS/WH:

NATO
Obamacare
Immigration
Climate policy
Roe v. Wade
Voting rights

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:02 AM, Nov 9th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

adimike55 As a Stage IV kidney cancer battler, I am terrified.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:58 PM, Nov 8th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

kurteichenwald NATO places 300,000 troops on high alert against Russia, stock markets crashing worldwide, dollar crashing. And he hasn't even won yet.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:54 PM, Nov 8th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

EmbryEthan Woman's rights
Gay rights
Freedom of religion
Freedom of press
Environmental science
All gone

And that's only what he said he would do

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:46 PM, Nov 8th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

Oh good, or Toomy is fucking pulling ahead.

via Plume for Android

thesuperficial Donald Trump has dropped the Dow more than 9/11.

Go ahead and breathe that one in. THEN TAKE ALL THE PILLS! WE ARE DEAD, DEAD MOTHERFUCKERS

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:01 PM, Nov 8th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

Looking like the game is over. Way over.

via Plume for Android

AP says Florida for Trump.

via Plume for Android

mayawiley If wins, FBI Director Comey delivered the victory.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:44 PM, Nov 8th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

What a cluster fuck of an overtime. To the friggin shootout we go!

via Plume for Android

Fucking autocorrect.

Friggin OT again!

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Maybe there are more racist white assholes than we all thought?

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