This God damned PS4 reboots more times during an update than my friggin Windows computers. Shit man, Wtf?
@BleedsOnB I agree with him. Man people are petty and childish.
What's with people busting Jake the Snake's balls? #Flyers
Hello heartburn. Glad you are burning me from the inside out.
Fuck right off Trent Dilfer.
I'm going to bed.
Just let it end. There is too much stupid to keep playing pro football.
Holy shit we hit one!
But even close bud.
Love you boys, but that will do it.
Another fucking flag.
Game. That's the game.
Good call Doug lol
Worst challenge ever.
Shouldn't have happened
GOD DAMNED HORSE SHIT
What in the F was that?
Feed it to the little man!
I hate that play.
Who the F was that even to?
God damned money
PLEASE DON'T DIE!
Just punt FFS.
Fuck me sideways.
THAT IS GOD DAMNED BULL SHIT
Hey State Farm go fuck yourself.
Jfc at the 1.
FUCKING 3RD DOWN GOD DAMMIT!
Jfc the feed died!
Yay we didn't even get to the 20.
So that was really great.
A BANK SHOT FOR THE WIN!!
That was kind of dumb.
Omg tie ballgame.
Wow what a scramble and Td throw.
Good guys win! Stolie the Goalie gets his first NHL win!
Ugh another shorty.
Wow Raffl robbed.
And KC now gets a kickoff return Td. Damn.
Ugh, Gronk hurt again?
A 10:30 Moana show is way too early for all that singing.
Oh noes. I'm out of gin.
Hrm, regular Pixels are in stock again. Do I buy or wait for the XL? Decisions decisions.
You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant.....
RT @igorvolsky: TX congressman celebrates the fact that 1,244,000 Texans would now be stripped of overtime eligibility.
This kid with the Recorder is probably going to kill me.
daub.me/p/41498 - Uh oh, it's Recorder time.
Love all these catches now that the game doesn't mean shit.
I can't watch this.
But that's cool refs, just let them tackle him WAY out of bounds.
Just let it end.
That was so fucking stupid. I can't even watch this shit anymore.
Dude's horsetail hair is magnificent.
Sit him the fuck down. Take his helmet and throw it into the fucking stands.
Fuck this defense. For real.
Damn do the Seahawks cry over every little thing.
I need another beer.
No tackle out of bounds?
That's some classic Cutler right there.
Thanks Bears. Schlubs.
And now it's sleeting. Lovely.
Permission to launch!
Wow, here comes the wind!
Man, was that a great #Flyers game or what?
My son is watching The Three Stooges and roaring with laughter. Why haven't I tried this before?
4 full years of this huh? Whew boy.
danpfeiffer In fairness, what President hasn't had to pay $25 million to make a massive class action fraud lawsuit go away before assuming office?
Mason Mason Mason
WAIT WHAT? HE IS A NAITIVE OF CHERRY HILL NEW JERSEY?
Mason standing pretty tall early on.
A real Trump question, "Do I really have to maintain such a busy schedule?" This is going to be a train wreck.
Always a good day when the Patriots lose.
Damn the Cowboys get away with murder.
Dallas gets every god damned lucky call there is.
End the game with an Int! Thank you #Eagles! Big win!
Jesus God why!
That was about as damned dumb as dumb gets.
That's why you keep running go the fucking ball!! Cmon!!
No brainer here coach. Pound this, slow and low. Keep pounding.
HE DROPPED IT!
That looked pretty.... Bang bang.
Oh sure, now we bring the damned flags out.
One of the worst no calls I've seen in some time. That's absolutely horse shit.
HOW IN THE FUCK????
And if that is no fucking flag???
Wheels officially falling off now.
How the fuck?
Dammit Sooo close to breaking that!
So there that goes.
Run outside. Sooo stupid.
Wow that is damned close.
STEP ON THEIR NECKS
Yeah don't run that bubble screen shit. Just stop them all.
That's a catch.
That was Duuuuuuumb
Take a fucking knee now, it's not worth it.
OMFG THAT IS THE WORST DROP EVER ARRGGGHHHHHH
Wow. Correct call. I'm shocked.
That's clearly not a catch, so I await the Eagles getting screwed.
That is clearly not a catch.
No catch, no way.
WHEW he missed!
Nope. He wasn't down. This is the beginning of the shit show.
Fuccckkkk. He had to have been down.
Hey, Barwin is still alive!
This shouldn't take long.
Oof. You know that was coming sooner or later.
Have to get rid of that ball kid.
JMatt! 1st down!
Sore tooth? What the actual fuck?
Well, here goes nothing! #Eagles
Need a big game from Bennie Logan. And better play calling. Gotta do a better job.
Wow, the #Flyers SUCK.
What kind of a dumb ass kick was that?
Can't help that shit. 2 man up?
Jesus balls Flyers you are killing me.
Yeah, that was ugly. #FLYERS
daub.me/p/33949 - Old school baby.
@JesusZoidberg No go? I got tired of waiting and built my own.
Rudy in charge of cyber security? What. The. Fuck.
Nice job Weiner.
Just opened Facebook. Nope. Nooo no Nope Nope no no no and No.
6:30am is coming fast...
Alec Baldwin is totally going to Leavenworth for life.
Fucking Rudy and now Christie.
Tomorrow when my 8 year old daughter wakes up, I will have to explain to her how this disgusting human being is now President.
Remember how scared we were of Bush? Jesus Christ, buckle up folks.
Wtf MSNBC says PA too close to call. Cmon jerks, just do it.
Trump gets PA. Officially over.
We all just got schlonged.
Hey old people. Enjoy your retirement while you can. January will come quickly.
zachbraff We Brexited.
Who is this stupid blonde on CNN? Trump will be a voice for all the people she says. Jesus christ almighty.
Guy on CNN in tears.
Great, now Toomy is projected to win.
Fucking people tweeting about God damned Marijuana just don't fucking get it.
And now PA.
b_fung Potentially on the chopping block under a GOP-held Congress/SCOTUS/WH:
Roe v. Wade
adimike55 As a Stage IV kidney cancer battler, I am terrified.
kurteichenwald NATO places 300,000 troops on high alert against Russia, stock markets crashing worldwide, dollar crashing. And he hasn't even won yet.
EmbryEthan Woman's rights
Freedom of religion
Freedom of press
And that's only what he said he would do
Ugh, now Wisconsin.
Oh good, or Toomy is fucking pulling ahead.
thesuperficial Donald Trump has dropped the Dow more than 9/11.
Go ahead and breathe that one in. THEN TAKE ALL THE PILLS! WE ARE DEAD, DEAD MOTHERFUCKERS
Looking like the game is over. Way over.
AP says Florida for Trump.
Ohio for Trump.
Fuck this game.
What a cluster fuck of an overtime. To the friggin shootout we go!
Friggin OT again!
Fashion ot. Again!
Maybe there are more racist white assholes than we all thought?
Defensive derp. #Flyers
@schrammalot Of course not. But CNN says so!