The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

October 2016

Scott_Gilmore Astounding reporting. Computer scientists find Trump communicating w/ Russia throughout campaign via secret server. slate.com/articles/news_…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:38 PM, Oct 31st, 2016 via Plume for Android)

NASA_Astronauts Welcome back to Houston! and Takuya Onishi return to @NASA_Johnson after completing a successful missio… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:52 AM, Oct 31st, 2016 via Plume for Android)

Who the hell can sleep after that game? Ugh.

via Plume for Android

BroadStPhanatic Laid down to go to bed and my first thought is Josh Huff throwing the ball on second down in borderline FG range. Not getting any sleep.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:39 AM, Oct 31st, 2016 via Plume for Android)

Oh great, Rendell, sure, that won't make me any fucking more mad. Fucker.

via Plume for Android

Then then throwing the ball backwards to Sproles, then not trying the FG? All so god damned stupid.

via Plume for Android

That Huff pass bullshit was the real beginning of the stupidity. Giving the ball to Smallwood was dumb, but that Huff pass. DUMB.

via Plume for Android

Post game live is Pisssssed

via Plume for Android

Fuck Doug and his stupidity.

via Plume for Android

This is all on Doug. No questions.

via Plume for Android

Why wouldn't they get points? Eagles offense hasn't done dick.

via Plume for Android

I may need a time out so I can vomit.

via Plume for Android

Remember when we had this game won?

via Plume for Android

Hey Barwin did something.

via Plume for Android

And a flag. Fuck this.

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Had the fucking game won.

via Plume for Android

Lol sure we call that. Sure we do. Bullshit

via Plume for Android

DisplacedPhan Dak's grounded the ball at least 3 times in this game.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:40 PM, Oct 30th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

Could have been? Clearly was.

via Plume for Android

3rd and long. Watch this.

via Plume for Android

Doug gotta do a better job.

via Plume for Android

WhizWitSports It's almost like the didn't learn their lesson the last time they ran that play...

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:34 PM, Oct 30th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

Stupid. Just throwing the game away

via Plume for Android

Stupid stupid stupid Doug.

via Plume for Android

This one is on coach.

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Another good! Blatant tackle!

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Going to lose this fucking game because of stupidity.

via Plume for Android

Don't matter, wide open anyway

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Just give them the tie. Jfc.

via Plume for Android

That could very well have cost us the game right there.

via Plume for Android

Fucking dumb. Now almost out of FG range. Dammit!

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Total waste of a fucking down. Man that pisses me off.

via Plume for Android

Please. Don't do that shit. That's a waste of a down.

via Plume for Android

Oh, another "hurt" Cowboy.

via Plume for Android

And Dez looks for a flag...

via Plume for Android

Of course that fucking happens. OF. COURSE FUCK

via Plume for Android

Because I would have thrown my TV across the fucking block.

via Plume for Android

If that play would have worked I'm going to guess there would have been a whole lot of replacement TV shopping going on tomorrow.

via Plume for Android

Holy shit thank christ that was close.

via Plume for Android

Held the whole way though.

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Good play by Dallas, that was a clear interception coming.

via Plume for Android

Now is a great time to go to shit.

via Plume for Android

RBonner_ We score a TD here and we go on to win. No TD here and we lose.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:31 PM, Oct 30th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

Wide open friggin drop.

via Plume for Android

Easy flag. Took WAY to long to throw that.

via Plume for Android

Pick up the flag, why not?

via Plume for Android

Yeah, that's called holding.

via Plume for Android

And they pick up the flag.?

via Plume for Android

All on Huff. Stupid stupid stupid. But also 3 and out.

via Plume for Android

OK OK OK, just don't do anything stupid here.

via Plume for Android

Dez looks for a flag....

via Plume for Android

Christ almighty come on!

via Plume for Android

Holy shit WIDE open.

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Fucking commercials. Cmon.

via Plume for Android

Where is my inhaler?

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First down anyway, whew.

via Plume for Android

Djfjskkfkgkykfkwkskfkrkskfkd

via Plume for Android

Of course he caught it and got a first down, and of course there is a penalty.

via Plume for Android

Going to be a hell of a field goal.

via Plume for Android

Ugh, tripped on Wentz.

via Plume for Android

He was still wide the F open.

via Plume for Android

That was HORSE SHIT.

via Plume for Android

Jfc burn that play already.

via Plume for Android

No YAC happening here.

via Plume for Android

Of course the Cowboys stand behind him.

via Plume for Android

Whew, that's pretty big.

via Plume for Android

Picked a hell of a weekend to quit drinking

via Plume for Android

Gonna be a long one.

via Plume for Android

Jesus chriiisssstttt

via Plume for Android

Of course he caught that. Jfc.

via Plume for Android

Another questionable play call, but still, a drop.

via Plume for Android

Where is that dudes eyebrows?

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That was duuuuuuumb.

via Plume for Android

Watching @Lesdoggg discover soccer is just amazing.

via Plume for Android

Giroux! From Wayne! SCCOORREESSSS

via Plume for Android

Skgdogckvjdudjckcjd this fucking team.

via Plume for Android

Skinner was a figure skater, didya know that?

via Plume for Android

Christ it falls away fast doesn't it. Gd it.

via Plume for Android

Whomever wins this election, I'd like to toss my name in to both sides for Secretary of Showing Dumb Fucks How to Use Fucking Email.

via Plume for Android

That lead was so awesome while it lasted.

via Plume for Android

Here comes the rain...

via Plume for Android

@PHSportsGoddess Got drilled, hard. Looks like his head bounced off the ground.

via Plume for Android in reply to PHSportsGoddess

Skinner was a figure skater, take a double shot!

via Plume for Android

He missed again! Friggin kickers, man!

via Plume for Android

He missed it! Another OT!

via Plume for Android

1st and goal Raiders!

via Plume for Android

DanS_SotS Someone just threw a dildo on the field at the Pats/Bills game pic.twitter.com/YFhuwTSmTe

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:24 PM, Oct 30th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

Tyrod qb draw, Td! Wow.

via Plume for Android

Saints flea flicker!

via Plume for Android

Eric Rowe and Patrick Chung both called for penalties on the same play for the Patriots.

via Plume for Android

Lol Cousins throws a hail mary way the F out of bounds.

via Plume for Android

HE MISSED! HOLY SHIT HE MISSED!

via Plume for Android

God damned you Bengals!

via Plume for Android

And the Cincy D falls completely apart. Thanks, jerks.

via Plume for Android

bodysculptorokc 2 more arrested for Voter Fraud, reported by the Miami Herald. U guessed it. They're Trump supporters. miamiherald.com/news/politics-…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:29 AM, Oct 30th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

SpaceflightNow Kate Rubins, a virologist who sequenced DNA for the first time in space, smiles after greeting recovery teams.… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:39 AM, Oct 30th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

ISS_Research Welcome back to the Expedition 49 crew, including , who became the first person to sequence DNA in space. twitter.com/space_station/…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:38 AM, Oct 30th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

Welp. That was some garbage.

via Plume for Android

RT @OskarsTheBart: Wowwwwwww shot by Clouds Girouxs )))))))))

via Plume for Android

Damn, Voracek turned MAF inside out.

via Plume for Android

Good goal! About time scrubs!

via Plume for Android

It's not even close, Cmon.

via Plume for Android

Long replay, but that's not offsides, none of them.

via Plume for Android

GIROUX SCCOORREESSSS!

via Plume for Android

Damn, the Flyers really turned to shit.

via Plume for Android

Turnover turns to a goal. I've seen this before.

via Plume for Android

You've got to be kidding me.

via Plume for Android

Wow didn't see that coming.

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Goooaalll! Love you MAF.

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Glass banging should be a felony.

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FLOWER FLOWER FLOWER FLOWER

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Giroux not looking good.

via Plume for Android

Ohhhhh Jake that was sooo close.

via Plume for Android

Wait, who became friends?

via Plume for Android

It's Pens time. This one could get ugly fast.

via Plume for Android

jasondashbailey Twitter just ate itself pic.twitter.com/5qVphs2tXK

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:11 PM, Oct 28th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

paulkrugman So, a typical Clinton "scandal": no evidence of wrongdoing, relentless hyping by Rs, institutions -- some press, maybe FBI -- being used

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:45 PM, Oct 28th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

Ugh Trick or Treaters. Get off my lawn!

via Plume for Android

HariSevugan So, the emails:

- Weren't from HRC's private server;
- Weren't from HRC;
- Weren't previously withheld.

Everyone get back to work.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:56 PM, Oct 28th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

TheIiquor New Trailer Park Boys special up on netflix, check it out shit moths.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:40 PM, Oct 28th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

samsteinhp Pete Williams has sources saying not about Clinton world w/holding emails. Not about Podesta emails. Not emails from Clinton.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:13 PM, Oct 28th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

Yay goal, 14.3 seconds left.

via Plume for Android

Heh, Whoops, Flyers get one back. It would be fucking MacDonald.

via Plume for Android

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