daub.me/p/cf793 - Grumpy cat is testing out the stove...
@RBonner_ Oh man if that's not a jinx I don't know what is!
Luke Cage time. See you in 13 episodes.
Sixers Twitter just all passed out.
Listening to the crazy laughter from my five year old when we watch The Three Stooges is absolutely priceless.
Everyone act cool. Mom is home.
@chrislhayes These are not the bold face lies you are looking for...
F U low air pressure light...
waynefish1 Flyers win 2-0.
Why does a home made salad never ever taste as good as a restaurant salad?
The crazy world of Arthur Brown.
I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE!
Hold on, I have to reboot my Cyber. I have so much Cyber. The best Cyber.
Yeah, his mic was defective. And that was deliberate. Christ almighty.
Giuliani just called Hillary a big phoney. Lololol
ShakerSamman Trump: I have 200 endorsements from admirals and generals
There are currently 40 admirals and generals in the United States armed forces.
wilw Chris Christie, on MSNBC, just said that we shouldn't believe fact-checkers, because "they have an agenda." Yes. It is to check facts, dude.
Yes, fact checkers have an agenda. CHECKING THE FACTS.
Chris Christie live on MSNBC sucking off Donald Trump.
Jfc Chris Christie on MSNBC.
Hillary stands and shakes hands. Trump runs and cries.
And I'm all out of booze.
@jdharm Hit him with the Hein!
tadfriend Trump: "I don't pay my share of taxes because I'm smart. NATO countries don't pay their share of mutual defense because they're deadbeats."
Jfc. Jesus fucking christ.
Just answer a question. 1 fucking question. Just 1.
BernieSanders If Trump is concerned about companies going abroad maybe he should move his plants out of Bangladesh where workers are paid 30 cents an hour
Old enough that you grandfather could fly them.
And they did asshole protecting your stupid ass.
Here comes Russia.
tommytomlinson Temperament. I do not think that word means what you think it means.
I would say his 2 fucking minutes is up.
Oh, if fucking Hannity says it.
Take the oil!
I picked a hell of a night to stop sniffing glue.
That's a lot of admirals.
Lol nope, nope, murders are up.
Oh yes, the NRA are very good people!
thesuperficial Oh, snap, Lester Holt is making Donald Trump defend stop and frisk, the most demonstrably racist police practice since the war on drugs.
A VERY AGAINST JUDGE.
LESTER LESTER LESTER
@RBonner_ Hang on, here we go!
PGourevitch Trump repeatedly returning to one theme tonight: I screw everybody — but that’s business, that’s smart, they deserve to be screwed.
There better be a commercial soon, we all need to piss.
THAT MAKES ME SMART JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Has he answered one question? Even one?
Or the cheap shit. RT @_Karaaaa_: Lester is probably thinking there isn’t enough top shelf liquor to get me through Donald Trump.
He just can't stop. He can't do it. We are 28 minutes in and he's gone full stupid.
I have no idea what he is saying. No one can explain what he is saying.
This. All night long. RT @Jerrywasthere: Hilary's baiting him and he keeps on biting
Wake the fuck up Lester.
@PHSportsGoddess I have a 5 year old, he argues way better than Trump. :-)
Trump is totally drinking Scotch.
pattymo Once you notice Trump's nose inhalations it's the only thing you hear
The guy is supposedly a billionaire. He can't get some fucking Nose Drops?
Trump is sniffing like no one's business. Did he get a quick bump before the debate?
Trump is already talking stupid. It's the first 2 minutes.
Trump loses the coin toss, Hillary receives.
It's up to you Lester Holt, you're are only hope.
So on what channel are we watching this shit show?
Lol Bears ball!
No way that's a TD.
OMG BOOM was that a hit.
Hey the Colts win a game!
Int in the end zone! Holy shit!
Way out of bounds.
Now that's a hole. Good lord.
Schwartz is storming the sidelines like Stone Cold Steve Austin. #Eagles
Big they blew that one dead pretty quick.
Dickbag Simms trying to jinx the shit out of us.
Setting up a GoFundMe to send Teddy Bridgewater a sorry but THANK YOU gift. #Eagles
That's piss poor. Cmon man.
Banner, Td! #EAGLES
And no call for PI?
That's a horseshit call!
Smallwood Td! #EAGLES
Give it to Bo, I will literally piss my pants.
Celek having a monster game so far.
Take that ball baby.
Whew, he was WIDE open.
Damn, that is close. I stand corrected
Show us the replay jerks, not fucking commercials.
No way is that a catch. No way.
Eagles D needs to keep feet to throat here.
Love you Sproles.
KevinCooney That is the prettiest touchdown around here in a generation
Peters tried to pull a fast one.
Man did that screen have a WALL of blockers.
Eww. Not what I was looking for.
Steeler's punter's farmer tan is A+!
Gotta get some pressure on Big Ben.
Hold on top of hold, Lord.
Cox, right in the mouth!
Saw that deep pass coming.
Who can argue that call?
Good call, good call.
Blah. That was clearly delay of game btw.
Wooo pick that flag up bitch
What in the actual fuck is Arizona doing?
The Vikes got a safety?
Wow, how bad are the Redskins?
The Phillies are totally blowing this aren't they.
Phillies bat around and chase the pitcher in the first!
2 run hit!
Yo NHL, get to work on the ref cam. We all need this.
Another Td for #BoiseState!
Boise State what are you doing?
Statute of Liberty! #BoiseState
kmart93 "If you can drink ram's piss, Fuck, you can drink pretty much anything"
Pretty sure that's a fumble.
@jasondaub Shitty players.
Do I play or sit Gronk? I can't decide.
RT @TeamUSA: WHAT A GAME!
@cromedome I agree that the beginning was painfully slow. Even my 6 year old was wondering when the superheroes would finally show up.
Was it a movie that changed my life, no. But it wasn't that bad. Stop with all the bitching.
I just finally watched Batman v Superman. I don't understand all the pissing and moaning. I was entertained from start to finish.
Aka The Flyers RT @bmac2838: Emphasizing physicality over speed and skill in today's game is a recipe for disaster.
One beer for the road...
#USA swirling the drain....
The good guys win! #EAGLES
Jfc kill him.
Untouched, TD! #EAGLES
Give it to the big boy! #Eagles
Go go go go go
And the little guy,
#Eagles defense is pounding.
@terilyns68 I've seen this before. We all have!
Jfc on the extra point.
All for nothing.
Jfc you have to catch that.
As my 5 year old world say, KICK THAT GUY IN THE PANTS!
nuclearcarly WHERE'S THE PASS INTERFERENCE YOU FUCKNUTS
Jfc. That's awful
The kid has to catch that.
I need the defense to step up. Right now.
I'm glad all of you people were kissing each other's asses and high fiving after the Browns game. Guess what? The Bears suck too.