The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

September 2016

daub.me/p/cf793 - Grumpy cat is testing out the stove...

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LynnWorthyMCall View from the press box here at @nwlehighsd for @SauconAthletics v. @nwtigerfootball in Colonial Lg game. @lvvarsity pic.twitter.com/PU6hgiwUhp

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:57 PM, Sep 30th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

@RBonner_ Oh man if that's not a jinx I don't know what is!

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Luke Cage time. See you in 13 episodes.

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Sixers Twitter just all passed out.

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Listening to the crazy laughter from my five year old when we watch The Three Stooges is absolutely priceless.

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Everyone act cool. Mom is home.

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@chrislhayes These are not the bold face lies you are looking for...

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F U low air pressure light...

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waynefish1 Flyers win 2-0.

via SocialNewsDesk (retweeted on 9:47 PM, Sep 28th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Why does a home made salad never ever taste as good as a restaurant salad?

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gabxdesu @negansvoid how is that even a challenge pic.twitter.com/1wfbiwiKAz

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:10 PM, Sep 27th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

The crazy world of Arthur Brown.

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I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE!

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Hold on, I have to reboot my Cyber. I have so much Cyber. The best Cyber.

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Yeah, his mic was defective. And that was deliberate. Christ almighty.

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Giuliani just called Hillary a big phoney. Lololol

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ShakerSamman Trump: I have 200 endorsements from admirals and generals

There are currently 40 admirals and generals in the United States armed forces.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:40 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Deadspin You Be The Judge pic.twitter.com/QdccUz8gHz

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:35 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

wilw Chris Christie, on MSNBC, just said that we shouldn't believe fact-checkers, because "they have an agenda." Yes. It is to check facts, dude.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:09 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Yes, fact checkers have an agenda. CHECKING THE FACTS.

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Chris Christie live on MSNBC sucking off Donald Trump.

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Jfc Chris Christie on MSNBC.

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MicahGrimes Moments after Trump talks on stop-and-frisk, NYPD spokesman tweets this. pic.twitter.com/Vp1fFjmNgf

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Hillary stands and shakes hands. Trump runs and cries.

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And I'm all out of booze.

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tadfriend Trump: "I don't pay my share of taxes because I'm smart. NATO countries don't pay their share of mutual defense because they're deadbeats."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:37 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Jfc. Jesus fucking christ.

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Just answer a question. 1 fucking question. Just 1.

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BernieSanders If Trump is concerned about companies going abroad maybe he should move his plants out of Bangladesh where workers are paid 30 cents an hour

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:33 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

jonathanwpeters I HAVE AN AMAZING TEMPERMENT pic.twitter.com/JYMsS0LPdo

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:29 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Old enough that you grandfather could fly them.

And they did asshole protecting your stupid ass.

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tommytomlinson Temperament. I do not think that word means what you think it means.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:27 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

inkedtater WE GO NOW LIVE TO LESTER HOLT OFF CAMERA: pic.twitter.com/JSl45ZQniJ

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 10:24 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

ChristaBMiller Lester, !!!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:23 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

I would say his 2 fucking minutes is up.

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ipk13 Even rick Santorum is like da fuq twitter.com/ricksantorum/s…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:21 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Oh, if fucking Hannity says it.

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I picked a hell of a night to stop sniffing glue.

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That's a lot of admirals.

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CNNPolitics : Trump said stop-and-frisk wasn’t ruled unconstitutional. FALSE. It was, by a federal judge in 2013 cnn.it/2dv37MZ

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:08 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Lol nope, nope, murders are up.

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Oh yes, the NRA are very good people!

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thesuperficial Oh, snap, Lester Holt is making Donald Trump defend stop and frisk, the most demonstrably racist police practice since the war on drugs.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:51 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

srl Trump's DC hotel is not under budget and ahead of schedule huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-t…

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PGourevitch Trump repeatedly returning to one theme tonight: I screw everybody — but that’s business, that’s smart, they deserve to be screwed.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:44 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

brfreed Fact check: Take your pick. pic.twitter.com/IbQUWwuCG2

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:44 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

There better be a commercial soon, we all need to piss.

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THAT MAKES ME SMART JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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Has he answered one question? Even one?

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itsjuanlove trump camp deleting tweets in real-time pic.twitter.com/Q8qhCnUAWl

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:31 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Or the cheap shit. RT @_Karaaaa_: Lester is probably thinking there isn’t enough top shelf liquor to get me through Donald Trump.

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mviser "I do not say that.” He did say that: pic.twitter.com/Q09PUUz7r6

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:30 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

He just can't stop. He can't do it. We are 28 minutes in and he's gone full stupid.

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I have no idea what he is saying. No one can explain what he is saying.

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This. All night long. RT @Jerrywasthere: Hilary's baiting him and he keeps on biting

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Wake the fuck up Lester.

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@PHSportsGoddess I have a 5 year old, he argues way better than Trump. :-)

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Trump is totally drinking Scotch.

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pattymo Once you notice Trump's nose inhalations it's the only thing you hear

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:16 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

The guy is supposedly a billionaire. He can't get some fucking Nose Drops?

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drewmagary SNIFFFFFFFFFF

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:13 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Trump is sniffing like no one's business. Did he get a quick bump before the debate?

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Trump is already talking stupid. It's the first 2 minutes.

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JimGaffigan Donald Trump's hair looks like logo on a sweatshirt that was blurred out in post for legal reasons.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:07 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Trump loses the coin toss, Hillary receives.

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It's up to you Lester Holt, you're are only hope.

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So on what channel are we watching this shit show?

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robdelaney This is the only debate I care about. twitter.com/theavclub/stat…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:15 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

OMG BOOM was that a hit.

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Hey the Colts win a game!

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Int in the end zone! Holy shit!

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Now that's a hole. Good lord.

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Schwartz is storming the sidelines like Stone Cold Steve Austin.

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Big they blew that one dead pretty quick.

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Dickbag Simms trying to jinx the shit out of us.

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Setting up a GoFundMe to send Teddy Bridgewater a sorry but THANK YOU gift.

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That's piss poor. Cmon man.

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That's a horseshit call!

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Give it to Bo, I will literally piss my pants.

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Celek having a monster game so far.

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Whew, he was WIDE open.

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Damn, that is close. I stand corrected

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Show us the replay jerks, not fucking commercials.

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No way is that a catch. No way.

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Eagles D needs to keep feet to throat here.

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KevinCooney That is the prettiest touchdown around here in a generation

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Peters tried to pull a fast one.

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Man did that screen have a WALL of blockers.

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Eww. Not what I was looking for.

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Steeler's punter's farmer tan is A+!

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Gotta get some pressure on Big Ben.

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Hold on top of hold, Lord.

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Cox, right in the mouth!

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Saw that deep pass coming.

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Who can argue that call?

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Blah. That was clearly delay of game btw.

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Wooo pick that flag up bitch

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What in the actual fuck is Arizona doing?

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The Vikes got a safety?

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Wow, how bad are the Redskins?

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The Phillies are totally blowing this aren't they.

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Phillies bat around and chase the pitcher in the first!

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Yo NHL, get to work on the ref cam. We all need this.

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Boise State what are you doing?

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kmart93 "If you can drink ram's piss, Fuck, you can drink pretty much anything"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:57 PM, Sep 23rd, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Pretty sure that's a fumble.

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Do I play or sit Gronk? I can't decide.

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@cromedome I agree that the beginning was painfully slow. Even my 6 year old was wondering when the superheroes would finally show up.

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to cromedome

Was it a movie that changed my life, no. But it wasn't that bad. Stop with all the bitching.

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I just finally watched Batman v Superman. I don't understand all the pissing and moaning. I was entertained from start to finish.

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Aka The Flyers RT @bmac2838: Emphasizing physicality over speed and skill in today's game is a recipe for disaster.

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One beer for the road...

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NDSUfootball Carson WWentz.

That's spelled with two W's and no L's. pic.twitter.com/PTj3MlU3cp

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:37 PM, Sep 20th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Jfc you have to catch that.

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As my 5 year old world say, KICK THAT GUY IN THE PANTS!

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nuclearcarly WHERE'S THE PASS INTERFERENCE YOU FUCKNUTS

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:08 PM, Sep 19th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

The kid has to catch that.

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Nooooookkkkkkkokkkndjsnsndnnfnnnjdjdjrf

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I need the defense to step up. Right now.

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I'm glad all of you people were kissing each other's asses and high fiving after the Browns game. Guess what? The Bears suck too.

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