The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

August 2016

Trump is totally going to win isn't he?

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andrewzimmern I hope every person of color, every member of a religious group, every American who's family tree also grows somewhere else is seeing this

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ColMorrisDavis When Rudy and Trump are together you get 2 men, 6 wives, 10 military deferment & @GOP values. @realDonaldTrump twitter.com/bostonglobe/st…

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IronPigs A Pigs victory over @RocRedWings tomorrow (or any of next five games) will clinch a wildcard berth! pic.twitter.com/mkVWKwtSZJ

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My sinuses feel like they are filled with concrete.

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Lawyers Guns And Money...

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@terilyns68 He doesn't seem like a dick. He IS a dick.

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@Jefrancis1235 Very true, still early yet. Thanks for the info!

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@Jefrancis1235 Do you know if it was it a full signing or something like the practice team?

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Did the @Eagles really sign that defensive end from the Soul?

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I hate when grown ass people give animated movies made directly for kids bad reviews.

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donald_faison There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination... Living there, you'll be free if you truly wish to be...

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Kaepernick and not the guy that was killed on the track? I'm just asking, I may have read it differently (2/2).

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Look, I don't want to get on the middle of anything. But when Tony Stewart called him "an idiot like he was," could he have meant (1/2)

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Jesus what did Drew Brees say? I can't keep up with all this dumbness.

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tcm Gene Wilder on Thursday, September 29 with a full night of programming starting at 8PM ET pic.twitter.com/yug3eR66UD

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dxkelley Imagine making a joke out of the most gut-wrenching and harrowing moment of someone's life and then thinking you were cool for doing it.

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Damn, Gene Wilder. What a 2016.

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RNs_Funhouse The touchdown ball was handed to Buttcrack Beckham in the stands.

pic.twitter.com/pZ4zAqiIsm

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soulfootball The Philadelphia Soul are the 2016 Arena Football League WORLD CHAMPIONS!! pic.twitter.com/BxHBdxw8TZ

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Damn, the really pissed this one away.

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AFLarenaball Six hours from now @soulfootball and @ArizonaRattlers will face off for the ArenaBowl XXIX Championship! pic.twitter.com/nAm8sr8oXP

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Once again, a @Raspberry_Pi @KodiTV and @Slingbox combination is totally awesome.

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Trying to sleep in a bed I am too tall for. It's not going well.

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New Hampshire is pretty much a terrible state.

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Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby.

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jordodale Finally Harden makes a basketball shoe for me, a waiter at Chili's. pic.twitter.com/Etw6Ihl0bQ

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@VZWSupport But I don't want service until the end of the cycle. I want service to stop immediately. You prorated when I started?

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Hey @VZWSupport is it customary to make me keep service longer than I want just to take more of my family's money?

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Sorry, we can't cancel your account until the next billing cycle, so we can screw you out of as much money as possible. Thanks @VZWSupport

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I think I want a new @Pebble. Love my Android Wear, but still...

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My favorite original Ghostbusters line? "Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker’s God-given right."

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kenneth212 Swift Boat 2: Clinton Foundation does untold good, Trump lies about donating to veterans. Who's under attack? pic.twitter.com/1gDzxpcIuj

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That Tick pilot was pretty good!

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The Community paintball episodes are the best.

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Google Opinion Rewards: Have you participated in an Ultramarathon? My answer, HAHAHAHA FUCK NO was not listed...

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My wife asked me to look for a new bed. I have to find out when she is out of town so I can have bunk beds delivered.

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Love this summer. It's either been 200 degrees or raining hard enough to build an ark.

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Oof. Cmon play some defense.

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And I'm sorry to say I didn't mean Dairy Queen.

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So what is worse? The shit Trump says, or the lowlife "people" that applaud and cheer?

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Meatball pizza? Don't mind if I do.

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Well that sucked.

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Holy shit, wait, we have a fullback?

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A bench penalty in a preseason game? Haha.

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"Carson Wentz. I thought he had a fun. Fun game."

Except for when he got his God damned ribs broken.

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And he misses that one.

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HOLY SHIT THAT IS AN INTERCEPTION!

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They are really going to challenge shit in a preseason game?

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Was that a real play? FFS.

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The good news is that now, we can't gain yards, but we chew up a lot more clock. Love this now.

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Well that's some awfulness.

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Positive run yards on 1st down? What is this?

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Well that was a hell of a play.

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I'm sorry, but I am not. Not a fan of a coach with a visor.

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Lesdoggg WE DID IT WE DID IT AAAAAAAAAAA @kerrileewalsh @AprilRossBeach YAAAAAAAASAAASSSAAAAAA pic.twitter.com/RRnfh0ehBy

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We are really all surprised that this Lochte story could possibly be bullshit? Held up at gunpoint and says "whatever." Uh huh tough guy.

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Omfg RT @fro_vo: this is the ideal male body. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like pic.twitter.com/Ftb15YI4DZ

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Glinner Watching this on headphones as my wife sleeps beside me and I almost pulled something trying not to laugh out loud boingboing.net/2016/08/17/tru…

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I'm really not drunk enough to care.

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Jace736 @Druf15 homers & @IronPigs now up 9-3!!!!

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brooklynmutt This is amazing pic.twitter.com/fiRoOHIZPI

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Twitter argues about the dumbest shit sometimes...

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Love you Chase. We will always love you.

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Hey @projectfi how about supporting a phone that has an SD card or something? Cmon now.

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That was the loudest thunderclap I've ever heard. It literally scared the shit out of one of the cats. Literally, boom, right on the floor.

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God, watching that young Brazilian woman cry really has to break your heart.

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I just have no response. I have nothing.

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Wow, was that an ass kicking.

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And that's all she wrote.

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Field Hockey not looking so good.

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YOU CAN GO UNDER THE NET AND PLAY IT FROM THE OTHER SIDE???

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Wtf isn't beach volleyball on TV?

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Oh good, a replay of the Denver Chicago preseason game! Should show you just how bored I am...

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robdelaney It's not a "well regulated militia" when it's my mouth-breather uncle Gary carrying an AR-15 around a TGIFriday's. twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…

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BarstoolJordie Hoooooooly shit. What. A. Catch. Let's gooooooo. pic.twitter.com/WvfsklJxKq

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@PlainBlack_D Holy shit that was way too close. Soul win and the last Jacks play was laterals all over.

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Boooom! off to the Arena Bowl!!!

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3 seconds. My poor heart.

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2 point conversion no good. 4 seconds left. up 5. 4 seconds is a lot of time in Arena Football.

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@PlainBlack_D Soul up 6, 1 minute to go. Jacksonville right on the doorstep of scoring.

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can't stay out of their own way.

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turnover on downs. Ughhh.

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@PlainBlack_D Just like that, the more Soul are down 43-42, 10 left in the 4th.

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@PlainBlack_D Soul lead 35-27 at the end of the first half.

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And the friggin feed just went dead!

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Flyersguru 1st drive, 3 and out

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That's terrible. Get down man get down.

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Now that's a rushing Td! 18 yards!

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Another interception off the hands of the . Looks like last week.

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Amazing catch over the wall!

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And the first pass is a pick 6. Wow.

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Whew. That was a close one.

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Damn, that was almost gone.

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Haha now Weiss can hit the road.

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Have a seat ya big baby.

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@kmart93 The replies to the AP tweet are horrifying.

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No more Electrical Parade????

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Damn, has one hell of a soundtrack.

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Wtf is a liter? RT @wyshynski: Rio officials: 3,720,000 liters of water will need to be moved from pool to pool.

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Oh Hope Solo. Will you stop already?

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Power is flickering. I'm not liking this.

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wyshynski IKEA boycott begins in 3...2...

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YOU ARE KILLING ME

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There that goes. Go home

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For all the mustard, here we go...

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OMFG it went over the net.

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I take back what I said, I am the asshole, we all know this now

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SAVVEEEEEEEEEE

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Maybe now we can all stop kissing Hope Solo's ass all the time? Just saying...

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Ugh. Penalties.

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WHEW OFFSIDE

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO OFFSIDE

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UGH. Not Pugh...

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Patrick Roy resigned? Woa.

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I tweet that and she drops the F bomb in a video. Shit right on me.

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Ugh, @Lesdoggg's toned down clips are nowhere near as great as the clips filled with profanity. I'll still watch!

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His hair went from Grey to green?

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That's the Eagles coverage I've missed

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Is that dudes first name really Destiny?

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A guy that can throw it away!

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Jfc Pat Toomy commercial.

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Yes you big jerks, that was the line's fault. Please stop.

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Jesus fucking shit balls.

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I cannot stand the people kissing Wentz's ass before he proves anything. Has he played versus a real team yet? Google it, I'll wait.

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First series in the preseason, let us all just calm down for Christ's sake. Just dial it back.

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Hit the hands. Just saying.

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