Trump is totally going to win isn't he?
andrewzimmern I hope every person of color, every member of a religious group, every American who's family tree also grows somewhere else is seeing this
My sinuses feel like they are filled with concrete.
Lawyers Guns And Money...
@terilyns68 He doesn't seem like a dick. He IS a dick.
@BrotherlyGame Pics of said kits?
@Jefrancis1235 Very true, still early yet. Thanks for the info!
@Jefrancis1235 Do you know if it was it a full signing or something like the practice team?
Did the @Eagles really sign that defensive end from the Soul?
I hate when grown ass people give animated movies made directly for kids bad reviews.
donald_faison There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination... Living there, you'll be free if you truly wish to be...
Kaepernick and not the guy that was killed on the track? I'm just asking, I may have read it differently (2/2).
Look, I don't want to get on the middle of anything. But when Tony Stewart called him "an idiot like he was," could he have meant (1/2)
Jesus what did Drew Brees say? I can't keep up with all this dumbness.
dxkelley Imagine making a joke out of the most gut-wrenching and harrowing moment of someone's life and then thinking you were cool for doing it.
Damn, Gene Wilder. What a 2016.
Arena Bowl Champs!! #Soul
Int!! #Soul ball!
Damn, the #Soul really pissed this one away.
Trying to sleep in a bed I am too tall for. It's not going well.
New Hampshire is pretty much a terrible state.
Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby.
@VZWSupport But I don't want service until the end of the cycle. I want service to stop immediately. You prorated when I started?
Hey @VZWSupport is it customary to make me keep service longer than I want just to take more of my family's money?
Sorry, we can't cancel your account until the next billing cycle, so we can screw you out of as much money as possible. Thanks @VZWSupport
I think I want a new @Pebble. Love my Android Wear, but still...
My favorite original Ghostbusters line? "Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker’s God-given right."
That Tick pilot was pretty good!
The Community paintball episodes are the best.
Google Opinion Rewards: Have you participated in an Ultramarathon? My answer, HAHAHAHA FUCK NO was not listed...
My wife asked me to look for a new bed. I have to find out when she is out of town so I can have bunk beds delivered.
Love this summer. It's either been 200 degrees or raining hard enough to build an ark.
Oof. Cmon play some defense. #Union
And I'm sorry to say I didn't mean Dairy Queen.
So what is worse? The shit Trump says, or the lowlife "people" that applaud and cheer?
Meatball pizza? Don't mind if I do.
Well that sucked.
And that is that! #Eagles
In the hands.
Holy shit, wait, we have a fullback?
Wtf was that?
A bench penalty in a preseason game? Haha.
"Carson Wentz. I thought he had a fun. Fun game."
Except for when he got his God damned ribs broken.
And he misses that one.
What a catch!
HOLY SHIT THAT IS AN INTERCEPTION!
They are really going to challenge shit in a preseason game?
Was that a real play? FFS.
The good news is that now, we can't gain yards, but we chew up a lot more clock. Love this now. #Eagles
Well that's some awfulness. #Eagles
Positive run yards on 1st down? What is this?
Well that was a hell of a play.
I'm sorry, but I am not. Not a fan of a coach with a visor. #Eagles
Holy shit what a kick.
We are really all surprised that this Lochte story could possibly be bullshit? Held up at gunpoint and says "whatever." Uh huh tough guy.
I'm really not drunk enough to care.
Twitter argues about the dumbest shit sometimes...
Love you Chase. We will always love you.
Hey @projectfi how about supporting a phone that has an SD card or something? Cmon now.
That was the loudest thunderclap I've ever heard. It literally scared the shit out of one of the cats. Literally, boom, right on the floor.
God, watching that young Brazilian woman cry really has to break your heart.
I just have no response. I have nothing.
Wow, was that an ass kicking. #USA
And that's all she wrote.
#USA Field Hockey not looking so good.
YOU CAN GO UNDER THE NET AND PLAY IT FROM THE OTHER SIDE???
Haha @Lesdoggg is insane. I love it!
Wtf isn't beach volleyball on TV?
Oh good, a replay of the Denver Chicago preseason game! Should show you just how bored I am...
@PlainBlack_D Holy shit that was way too close. Soul win and the last Jacks play was laterals all over.
Boooom! #Soul off to the Arena Bowl!!!
3 seconds. My poor heart.
2 point conversion no good. 4 seconds left. #Soul up 5. 4 seconds is a lot of time in Arena Football.
@PlainBlack_D Down 1 now. 55 seconds.
@PlainBlack_D Penalties have been terrible all game.
@PlainBlack_D Soul up 6, 1 minute to go. Jacksonville right on the doorstep of scoring.
#Soul can't stay out of their own way.
#Soul turnover on downs. Ughhh.
@PlainBlack_D Just like that, the more Soul are down 43-42, 10 left in the 4th.
@PlainBlack_D Just about the end of the 3rd.
Boom, deep pass, Td! #Soul
@PlainBlack_D Soul lead 35-27 at the end of the first half.
Bootleg, boom! TD #Soul!
And the friggin feed just went dead! #Soul
That's terrible. Get down man get down. #Soul
Now that's a rushing Td! 18 yards! #Soul
@PlainBlack_D Soul up 14-7, just gave up the ball.
Another interception off the hands of the #Soul. Looks like last week.
Picked off! #Soul
Running Td #Soul!
Amazing catch over the wall! #Soul
And the #Soul first pass is a pick 6. Wow.
Time to #RollWithTheSoul!
Whew. That was a close one.
Damn, that was almost gone.
Haha now Weiss can hit the road.
Have a seat ya big baby.
@kmart93 The replies to the AP tweet are horrifying.
No more Electrical Parade???? #Disney
Damn, #Preacher has one hell of a soundtrack.
Oh Hope Solo. Will you stop already?
Power is flickering. I'm not liking this.
wyshynski IKEA boycott begins in 3...2...
#USWNT YOU ARE KILLING ME
There that goes. Go home #USA
For all the mustard, here we go...
OMFG it went over the net.
I take back what I said, I am the asshole, we all know this now
Maybe now we can all stop kissing Hope Solo's ass all the time? Just saying...
UGH. Not Pugh...
Patrick Roy resigned? Woa.
I tweet that and she drops the F bomb in a video. Shit right on me.
Ugh, @Lesdoggg's toned down clips are nowhere near as great as the clips filled with profanity. I'll still watch!
Vader. Yes please.
His hair went from Grey to green?
Picked off! #Eagles
Gotta catch that.
That's the Eagles coverage I've missed
Jfc he almost died.
Is that dudes first name really Destiny?
A guy that can throw it away!
Jfc Pat Toomy commercial.
MEANS GAVE HIM THE AX
Yes you big jerks, that was the line's fault. Please stop.
Jesus fucking shit balls.
Heh, a drop.
I cannot stand the people kissing Wentz's ass before he proves anything. Has he played versus a real team yet? Google it, I'll wait.
First series in the preseason, let us all just calm down for Christ's sake. Just dial it back.
First down! #Eagles
Hit the hands. Just saying.
Crowd goes wild!
Oh, a drop? #Eagles
Heh. I got nothing. #Eagles
Jfc that defense. #Eagles