The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

July 2016

mrkmcclr Got an itch? (Philly fans, amirite) pic.twitter.com/Upc1M9lDxC

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:15 PM, Jul 31st, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Good God that went ugly rather quick like.

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DanaSchwartzzz ... not to be disrespectful, but your son-in-law ACTUALLY owns my paper twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:46 PM, Jul 31st, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

ReadingFightins WIN 4-3!!! Miguel Nunez retires the side to complete last night's suspended game and earn his 13th save. Team is now 71-36.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:44 PM, Jul 31st, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Heh. BitchX. The good old days.

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Damn, a Parasect right out the front door. Sweet!

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soulfootball With that VICTORY, the Soul clinch home field thru conference championship game @PPLCenter! Get tix and get ALL IN! pic.twitter.com/9U4xTP5OMR

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:52 PM, Jul 30th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Turnover on downs! will win the game! Wooo home field advantage in the playoffs!

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4th and 15 and they score a touchdown. Damn.

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TD ! 34 seconds left in the game!

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Lol RT @Phillies: .@odubelherrera1 walks with the bases loaded, and the lead is now 6-3 in the 8th!

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Ramos bringing the heat.

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That pitch was absolute filth.

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What an interception off the wall!

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This is a giant shit show now.

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Wow Orlando fans are a bunch of scumbags.

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And a fumble. Wheels really falling off here.

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GeorgeTakei Actually they announced they won't support your campaign. When the Koch Bros say you're too extreme, you really are. twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:39 PM, Jul 30th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Looks like Romo been hitting the buffet.

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cemiyankee Ready to register voters at the Puerto Rican Festival in Allentown!. @HillaryforPA @NDionPACC pic.twitter.com/A4Mwcehi19

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:06 AM, Jul 30th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Has anyone said either Freddie Mitchell or Hank Baskett yet? I've totally lost track.

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MuslimIQ An American Family: Khizr Khan—Father of deceased Muslim soldier—asks Trump if he's read Constitution?
pic.twitter.com/jmCKVGfA1N

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:56 PM, Jul 29th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Green_Footballs Oh for Pete’s sake. These fucking morons. twitter.com/BobbyAllyn/sta… @BobbyAllyn

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:52 PM, Jul 28th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Damn, Jerry Doyle died? RIP Mr. Garibaldi.

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Hey @StubHub, your website won't allow me to change my password! "Unexpected error."

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Still feel Trump wins PA.

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Of course Hannity says Obama's speech was "very, very rough."

Good God man. Go away. Forever.

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raju Will miss, come January pic.twitter.com/hI28yrjgqC

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:55 PM, Jul 27th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

RT @PhilliesFever: I can't believe Tim Kaine recruited Deadpool into the Weapon X program

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Uh oh, he's speaking Spanish. Yes Republicans, let the hate flow through you.

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Frauenfelder Philip Reiner, former National Security Council official, called @realDonaldTrump a "scumbag animal."

Read more: politico.com/story/2016/07/…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:10 PM, Jul 27th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Timmy Kaine appears to be having a ball up there.

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Malarkey is good, but only Colonel Sherman T Potter said it better, "Horse Hockey!"

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I'd hang with Biden at the local watering hole any old day of the week. And I'm buying.

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andrewzimmern Tweet of the decade
I wish this joke could make it onto @colbertlateshow's live show tonight. pic.twitter.com/Ea8u49B8Bo

via Tweetlogix (retweeted on 8:55 PM, Jul 27th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

BuzzFeedNews Retired astronaut Mark Kelly: Elect Clinton “if we want to leave our kids a country with less gun violence." pic.twitter.com/KokELK24Mb

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:19 PM, Jul 27th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

PennyRed CNN, MSNBC, C-SPAN showing speeches by families of mass shooting victims. Fox News showing adverts.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:09 PM, Jul 27th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

@RBonner_ So apparently the new buzzword response for "I have nothing to say" is to include the word cuck? It's so hard to keep up.

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You mean the blank page... RT @Green_Footballs: You can follow just Trump’s answers here: reddit.com/user/the-realD…

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RT @therachelpotter: This girls face on @CNN is EVERYTHING.

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So far the absolute worst part of Stranger Things is Winona Ryder.

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Finally time to try out Stranger Things.

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VDOOZER Wife @ChristaBMiller makes me imagine a tiny invisible wall between us when we sleep. instagram.com/p/BIWXrdzhBzv/

via Instagram (retweeted on 11:33 PM, Jul 26th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

TheRealBuzz 47 years ago I submitted my travel voucher reimbursement for my trip to the moon. pic.twitter.com/DHAXEYVTHi

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:53 PM, Jul 26th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

robertwrighter Gawker is live-streaming Clinton's teleprompter, and it's amazing how much he's improvising: facebook.com/Gawker/videos/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:44 PM, Jul 26th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Wine makers Woooooooooo!

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KeithGroller PASSING OF A LEGEND: Dr. Bob Mlkvy was one of Palmerton's and LV basketball's greatest ambassadors. mcall.com/sports/mc-pass…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:21 PM, Jul 25th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Walldo Bernie Sanders’s former national press secretary is tweeting: "we lost. It's a hard reality for some.” pic.twitter.com/w1CDoBwIxa

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:44 PM, Jul 25th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

5 year old, "Dad. What's Mega Man?"

"Come here son. Let me show you the world."

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Rewatching the pillow fight Community episode done like a Ken Burns documentary. Sooo good.

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RT @mnmtwinz: Not a big fan of #TheFlash's suit in #JusticeLeague...I don't hate it BUT HE LOOKS LIKE A TOY!

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io9 You have not been exposed to Joker Gas, The Lego Batman Movie Trailer is just that funny: on.io9.com/xdjIMvw pic.twitter.com/84TxPgDphd

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 7:50 PM, Jul 23rd, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

I want to see Bowa crank someone in the face.

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Just got out of The Secret Life of Pets. I thought it was good. Kids loved it.

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daub.me/p/1f04a - Yay, we are in an airplane at the gate. In a monsoon.

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Nah that's cool jackass, hold your meeting on speakerphone in the airport. You want to battle? I have an 8 and 5 year old. Make some noise!

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Flight is already delayed. SONOFA

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Off to the airport. Vacation is officially over.

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The isn't that strange. I just saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand.

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Trying not to drunk tweet this bullshit convention nonsense.

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Well at least I don't have to watch the lose the final in the rain again.

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That was some terrible defense right there.

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How did I not know this? RT @nuclearcarly: @StephaliciousD sure it's an ear infection? You can get ear pain from heartburn. Weird, but true

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straczynski Candid shot of an eager Trump spotted backstage, eagerly anticipating his opportunity to address the GOP convention. pic.twitter.com/6KGmh8G1nO

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:45 AM, Jul 20th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

daub.me/p/6bc27 - And I guess you could call Matty's version a car?

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daub.me/p/8d300 - Emily designed this crazy pink car on Test Track.

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ericandre Officially booted out of the RNC for loving @ GOP Convention instagram.com/p/BIEVyg7Dh9p/

via Instagram (retweeted on 11:20 PM, Jul 19th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

daub.me/p/626ce - Finally back. A Long Island Iced Tea never tasted so good.

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daub.me/p/0d87b - The Contemporary Resort in the distance from the lounge.

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This RNC is about 1 step away from turning into a Klan meeting. Christ almighty.

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Free baseball!

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Do all these open carry gun nuts have a secret fantasy that they alone will save the world? Stop watching Rambo movies clown pants.

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It's funny how Disney chose not to include much from Star Wars Episodes 1 2 or 3 in the park. Good call.

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dfreelon Okay I just had to get 'em side by side. L: GOP Capitol Hill interns. R: DNCC interns. #2016 pic.twitter.com/KCuPhWUujn

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:53 PM, Jul 18th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

phillysoccerpg FT Union 2-2 Red Bulls. Exciting match. Philly much improved in the second half and a well earned point. Could have won it even down a man.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:12 PM, Jul 17th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

phillysoccerpg Even the weather guys hating on MLS officiating these days... twitter.com/phillywx/statu…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:53 PM, Jul 17th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

BrotherlyGame Sorry that was Lade that went down like a sack of shit potatoes.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:49 PM, Jul 17th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

That's red card horse cockery.

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This guy is the absolute best. RT @Keegan_Bradley: Qua omsa, la juwan. Peace and love. twitter.com/jdharm/status/…

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Keegan_Bradley Qua omsa, la juwan. Peace and love. twitter.com/jdharm/status/…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:08 PM, Jul 17th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

The are looking fairly awful. Just putting that out there.

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daub.me/p/35bc7 - The kids are a little nutty, "Dad, sword in my butt!"

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daub.me/p/41ede - Love the short boat rides back to the hotel.

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Man that Mike Pence looks like a total knob.

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daub.me/p/5eee5 - Matty insisted on picking the troll's nose.

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StephenASparks Hearing some "wife beater" chants pretty clearly on TV with Jose Reyes up to bat

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:22 PM, Jul 15th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

daub.me/p/55fd9 - My Long Island Iced Tea and a kid that enjoys being a fart head.

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daub.me/p/2e523 - Finding Nemo show! Uncle Jasey did not approve.

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Met quite a few Pokémon Go players today. Some my age, some much younger. And that is why I like the game.

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daub.me/p/cc060 - A Bug's Life. Matty HATES this one.

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daub.me/p/9d18a - 10 bucks for whatever this is. I'll drink it, why not.

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CalebSturgis1 Account got hacked. Sorry to everyone on the timeline

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:31 AM, Jul 15th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Woohoo my @Slingbox is back! Note to self, get a @smartthings compatible outlet so I can perform remote reboots.

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3rd day of vacation and my @Slingbox craps out. SONOFA.

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PorkCenter A 5-4-3 double play ends the game! Pigs fly 6-1!! pic.twitter.com/oQlZJI7Nra

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:48 PM, Jul 14th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Who puts the bar on the 2nd floor? Honestly. Going to be rough with all those friggin steps.

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daub.me/p/f3fd6 - Matty is in that water stream somewhere!

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daub.me/p/a39d6 - Last one for tonight, a ray in The Living Seas.

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daub.me/p/8df48 - Pretty clouds before the storm rolled in.

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Hey @projectfi, any chance you could give SMS/message totals on the bill or via the widget? That would be awesome.

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Damn, Joe Perry had a heart attack?

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MurderDoneRight Another mash-up done! This time Jay And Silent Bob-style. @JustinRoiland @ThatKevinSmith pic.twitter.com/mbci7U9pve

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:19 PM, Jul 10th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Hey @amazon, why do you continue to "guarantee" Sunday delivery when @USPS flat out refuses to do so?

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BSteelFC FINAL: Bethlehem Steel FC 2, Pittsburgh Riverhounds 0

via Mobile Web (M5) (retweeted on 6:05 PM, Jul 10th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Well that went to absolute shit right quick.

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Damn, he almost hit another one.

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Disney trip begins Tuesday. Kids already didn't want to to go to bed and it's only Saturday.

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daub.me/p/7e47c - And just like that, the storm is over.

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