@nuclearcarly Don't forget a Thanks Obama in there too.
#Union lose 2-1.
Omg Omg Omg! #Union
Sooooo close! #Union
Good God that went ugly rather quick like. #Union
Heh. BitchX. The good old days. #MrRobot
Damn, a Parasect right out the front door. Sweet! #PokemonGo
Turnover on downs! #SOUL will win the game! Wooo home field advantage in the playoffs!
4th and 15 and they score a touchdown. Damn. #SOUL
TD #SOUL! 34 seconds left in the game!
WOW! TD #Soul!
2 more runs! #Phillies
Ramos bringing the heat.
That pitch was absolute filth. #Phillies
What an interception off the wall! #Soul
This is a giant shit show now. #Soul
Wow Orlando fans are a bunch of scumbags. #Soul
Turnover on downs, #Soul ball!
And a #Soul fumble. Wheels really falling off here.
Throw that fan out! #Soul
Dumb penalties. #Soul
It's time to #rollwiththesoul!
Looks like Romo been hitting the buffet.
Has anyone said either Freddie Mitchell or Hank Baskett yet? I've totally lost track. #Eagles
Damn, Jerry Doyle died? RIP Mr. Garibaldi. #Babylon5
Hey @StubHub, your website won't allow me to change my password! "Unexpected error."
Still feel Trump wins PA.
Of course Hannity says Obama's speech was "very, very rough."
Good God man. Go away. Forever.
Don't boo. Vote.
RT @PhilliesFever: I can't believe Tim Kaine recruited Deadpool into the Weapon X program
Uh oh, he's speaking Spanish. Yes Republicans, let the hate flow through you.
Timmy Kaine appears to be having a ball up there.
Malarkey is good, but only Colonel Sherman T Potter said it better, "Horse Hockey!"
I'd hang with Biden at the local watering hole any old day of the week. And I'm buying.
@RBonner_ So apparently the new buzzword response for "I have nothing to say" is to include the word cuck? It's so hard to keep up.
So far the absolute worst part of Stranger Things is Winona Ryder.
Finally time to try out Stranger Things.
Wine makers Woooooooooo!
@terilyns68 Apparently the shitter is full?
Holy shit hail.
5 year old, "Dad. What's Mega Man?"
"Come here son. Let me show you the world."
Rain or shine my ass @USPS!
Rewatching the pillow fight Community episode done like a Ken Burns documentary. Sooo good.
I want to see Bowa crank someone in the face.
Just got out of The Secret Life of Pets. I thought it was good. Kids loved it.
Lol Ryan Phillippe. #Preacher
daub.me/p/1f04a - Yay, we are in an airplane at the gate. In a monsoon.
Nah that's cool jackass, hold your meeting on speakerphone in the airport. You want to battle? I have an 8 and 5 year old. Make some noise!
Flight is already delayed. SONOFA
Off to the airport. Vacation is officially over.
The #RNCinCLE isn't that strange. I just saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand.
Trying not to drunk tweet this bullshit convention nonsense.
Well at least I don't have to watch the #Union lose the final in the rain again.
Friggin penalty kicks
That was some terrible defense right there. #Union
daub.me/p/1149a - Tiki Tiki Tiki room.
DAMN, so close. #Union
daub.me/p/6bc27 - And I guess you could call Matty's version a car?
daub.me/p/8d300 - Emily designed this crazy pink car on Test Track.
daub.me/p/626ce - Finally back. A Long Island Iced Tea never tasted so good.
daub.me/p/aafa7 - German Octoberfest!
daub.me/p/08d0f - A storm is brewing at EPCOT.
daub.me/p/b3432 - Grammy, we found the pickle!
daub.me/p/0d87b - The Contemporary Resort in the distance from the lounge.
daub.me/p/3c1a1 - Follow the yellow brick road.
This RNC is about 1 step away from turning into a Klan meeting. Christ almighty.
Do all these open carry gun nuts have a secret fantasy that they alone will save the world? Stop watching Rambo movies clown pants.
It's funny how Disney chose not to include much from Star Wars Episodes 1 2 or 3 in the park. Good call.
daub.me/p/d6db9 - Flametrooper!
daub.me/p/efaca - More Star Wars!
daub.me/p/559a0 - We love Star Wars!
daub.me/p/e7a11 - Kylo Ren!
daub.me/p/99f70 - Jr. loves Tom And Jerry!
Last RT says it all. #Union
phillysoccerpg FT Union 2-2 Red Bulls. Exciting match. Philly much improved in the second half and a well earned point. Could have won it even down a man.
BrotherlyGame Sorry that was Lade that went down like a sack of shit potatoes.
That's red card horse cockery. #Union
That's fucking terrible. #Union
The #Union are looking fairly awful. Just putting that out there.
daub.me/p/35bc7 - The kids are a little nutty, "Dad, sword in my butt!"
daub.me/p/41ede - Love the short boat rides back to the hotel.
Man that Mike Pence looks like a total knob.
daub.me/p/144b6 - Nemo and friends.
daub.me/p/df734 - Welcome to Norway!
daub.me/p/5eee5 - Matty insisted on picking the troll's nose.
StephenASparks Hearing some "wife beater" chants pretty clearly on TV with Jose Reyes up to bat
daub.me/p/55fd9 - My Long Island Iced Tea and a kid that enjoys being a fart head.
daub.me/p/2e523 - Finding Nemo show! Uncle Jasey did not approve.
Met quite a few Pokémon Go players today. Some my age, some much younger. And that is why I like the game.
daub.me/p/4e556 - Ugh. A friggin musical.
daub.me/p/cc060 - A Bug's Life. Matty HATES this one.
daub.me/p/9d18a - 10 bucks for whatever this is. I'll drink it, why not.
CalebSturgis1 Account got hacked. Sorry to everyone on the timeline
@krazylegz Oh I've been doing that too.
3rd day of vacation and my @Slingbox craps out. SONOFA.
Woa, Wtf Sturgis.
daub.me/p/da1a2 - Dinner in the Beast's castle.
daub.me/p/0cb4e - Space Mountain!
daub.me/p/6b158 - Stuck on the People Mover.
Who puts the bar on the 2nd floor? Honestly. Going to be rough with all those friggin steps.
daub.me/p/4884f - It's that time...
daub.me/p/c4d9c - Ariel and Price Eric.
daub.me/p/98cfd - Small World!
daub.me/p/63ee3 - To infinity and beyond!
daub.me/p/1bc0b - Magic Kingdom time!
daub.me/p/f3fd6 - Matty is in that water stream somewhere!
daub.me/p/a39d6 - Last one for tonight, a ray in The Living Seas.
daub.me/p/8df48 - Pretty clouds before the storm rolled in.
daub.me/p/c78c8 - Goodnight EPCOT.
daub.me/p/93f6d - Lots of clown fish!
daub.me/p/520e1 - A storm is brewing in EPCOT.
Touchdown! #Disney time!
Almost ready for take-off. #Disney
Hey @projectfi, any chance you could give SMS/message totals on the bill or via the widget? That would be awesome.
Damn, Joe Perry had a heart attack?
Well that went to absolute shit right quick. #Phillies
Damn, he almost hit another one.
5-3 DP! #Phillies
Disney trip begins Tuesday. Kids already didn't want to to go to bed and it's only Saturday.
And the #Union win 3-0!
#Soul with another win!
daub.me/p/7e47c - And just like that, the storm is over.