The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

June 2016

daub.me/p/bb36e - Midas loves The Terminator.

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Nazis and Devil Worshippers? Wow this season has it all doesn't it.

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Da fuck? RT @Deadspin: Phillies prospect loses eye in freak injury: deadsp.in/s0aaAmI pic.twitter.com/L275bznaLN

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Devel server upgraded to 7. So far so good!

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Android Nougat!

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daub.me/p/2cbfa - Cleaning the old aquarium.

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BrotherlyGame FULL TIME! UNION WIN 2-1!!!!!!!!!!!!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:23 PM, Jun 29th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

So I upgraded my Alienware laptop to Windows 10. Flawless process really. Just needed a video driver update and everything works great.

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Lenny Dykstra on today was the best show I've ever heard. I'm not sure if Lenny lost his mind or he never had it.

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RoFlo Lenny Dykstra tells @HowardStern that he gave Charlie Sheen advice during HIV reveal. That's an actual sentence.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:13 PM, Jun 28th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

I may need to get a new . My current Jeep is a 2012!

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Lenny Dykstra on this morning. Ohh boy.

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Boom. Shut out. 16 hits gets 8 runs.

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soulfootball Final score: Soul 59, Steel 38

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:41 AM, Jun 28th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

FranzkeLA Franzke -"You go 0-5 with five strikeouts you're gonna want some Crown Royal"

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:39 AM, Jun 28th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Ah crap the are on too? I'll never get to sleep. Vacation is over and I have to go back to work tomorrow!

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Base hit, that's another run scored!

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Besides all this, when the christ is Hextall getting in the Hall? The man singlehandedly changed the goalie position.

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Big E. Eric Lindros. It's about time he's in the Hall.

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"Dad, where is your credit card? I need to buy some apps." This 8 year old has apparently lost her mind!

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Please rain harder so the bird shit gets cleaned off my Jeep. Please.

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RT @bbrooks_79: That ref not bullshittin. Taking no shit out there

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Amazing season of Peaky Blinders. Maybe the best one yet.

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ReadingFightins BOOM!!!! Andrew Pullin hits a 2-run home run to give the a 2-0 lead in the top of the 1st!!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:10 PM, Jun 25th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

crampell CNN staff reportedly revolts over Corey Lewandowski hire pge.sx/28SMtWS

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:21 PM, Jun 25th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

daub.me/p/7ec33 - Dad finally charged up the PS Vita.

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daub.me/p/f764f - And the toy store. Now Matty wants a 3DS.

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daub.me/p/d1326 - We also stopped by the comic book store.

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daub.me/p/267b0 - Chuck E Cheese boys day out!

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igorvolsky Radio & Television Correspondents Association officially asked @SpeakerRyan to turn on House cameras for . He refused.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:07 AM, Jun 23rd, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Green_Footballs First Republicans shut down C-SPAN cameras - now they’re trying to shut down wifi to stop the Periscope feed.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:36 AM, Jun 23rd, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

zachbraff The "King of Debt" that is my name,
And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne. twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:15 PM, Jun 22nd, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

zoowithroy @TravisSBN hey thanks for reminding me that the Penguins won the Stanley Cup you scumbag

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:58 PM, Jun 21st, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

That's some terrible pussy ass cheap prick flopping.

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Oh, why isn't soccer more popular in the states? That's why.

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Well that was quick. Soon time to turn this one off.

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JohnWesleyShipp “Thank you for the moment of outrage. And now back to doing absolutely nothing.” -- The New Yorker pic.twitter.com/XyrdYoK85D

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:26 PM, Jun 21st, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

GideonResnick Around 20 percent of Trump campaign expenses went to his own businesses and family members. thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:07 AM, Jun 21st, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Wolf of Wall Street on regular cable is a travesty.

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Kicked ass through Orange Is The New Black. But, but, but, I want more! Great season!

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This times 1000! RT @terilyns68: I can't do much in other states but I damn sure can do my part in PA and vote against Pat Toomey.

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CherylPursell Blah Blah Blah. You guys can't get anything done. More BS - if you're on the list, no GUN....SIMPLE. twitter.com/SenToomey/stat…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:54 PM, Jun 20th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

When do children go from waking up at dawn to becoming sleeping zombies? Because Damn.

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At least the Iron Pigs are still fun.

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Nice job refs. Thank you. Jerk offs.

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That's a dumb dumb call.

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needs some damned DEFENSE.

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Jfc RT @SteveGrossMCall: lose 10-2. Have lost 8 of 9 and been outscored 71-21 in those losses.

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Opening kickoff TOUCHDOWN!

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daub.me/p/6d24b - That's right son. Live Long And Prosper.

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My 8 year old daughter asks, "Dad, why are soccer rules so wishy washy?"

I could not answer that.

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Oh Damn, I forgot it was Orange Is The New Black day!

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daub.me/p/54f68 - Matty's 2nd tooth!
Matty's 2nd tooth!

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PhilaUnion FINAL: @PhilaUnion advance to the Round of 16. pic.twitter.com/pUqgbbAQlk

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:04 PM, Jun 15th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Extra friggin time. Of. Course.

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I can't ever win can I?

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thehill Romney strategist: Four of Trump's children have immigrant mothers hill.cm/qoYgg4e pic.twitter.com/cxt8RVGAmG

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 9:02 PM, Jun 13th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

I can only hope Brian Johnson gets another band because Damn I will buy every album they ever release.

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PS4 fired up and updating. I need games!

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igorvolsky Meet the congressman who boycotted Congress’ moment of silence for bit.ly/1XkR8nI

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:03 PM, Jun 13th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Thank god I have @smartthings because my wife can't remember to lock a door to save her life.

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So, my should arrive tomorrow. I'm going to need you good people to suggest some must have games. Ready? Go!

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daub.me/p/c13f2 - This cat sleeps like a boss.

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wilw CROSBY as Playoff MVP?! Are you fucking kidding me?! CROSBY?! pic.twitter.com/4YvC3IX6LS

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:55 PM, Jun 12th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Lol. Crosby as MVP. Of fucking course.

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It's all over isn't it? Fucking Pens.

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rickyftw This is haunting... President Obama responding to a Pro-Gun Advocate just last week... wow. pic.twitter.com/bNHce8ZuHb

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:37 PM, Jun 12th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

And the fucking power went out. SONOFA

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Kamper10 "Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list"- @denisleary

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:38 PM, Jun 12th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

GeorgeTakei Once again, Donald, you have shown why you cannot lead us. 50 people are dead, and you bask in congratulations. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:07 PM, Jun 12th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

thesuperficial "Toldja all Muslims are terrorists!" - Christian wingnut holding pistol in Target restroom in case transgender women try to pee

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 11:57 AM, Jun 12th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

@Jace736 I've been flipping to it randomly, really crazy!

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Iron Pigs up 15-1? Damn.

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Offsides, whhhhheeeewwww.

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Ugh, took one to the pills on that play. Yeow.

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What the hell is going on here? Christ.

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They brought out the fucking Bengay.

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And that's not a foul? Jfc are you kidding me???

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TomHousenick Parker Markel ejected after throwing twice at @jp_crawford. Benches close to emptying. @IronPigs @DurhamBulls

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:27 PM, Jun 11th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

This ref is quite terrible.

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There is the final buzzer, the win!

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SpaceflightNow LIFTOFF of Delta 4-Heavy and ! pic.twitter.com/ELVOdhgLJe

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:54 PM, Jun 11th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

It's a long time coming. I finally ordered a PS4.

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SpaceflightNow Fueling starting! Loading of liquid hydrogen for Delta 4-Heavy boosters now underway spaceflightnow.com/2016/06/08/d37… pic.twitter.com/yvCMHvu8vw

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:07 AM, Jun 11th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

So having Chinese hot and sour soup just after midnight may not have been one of my better ideas...

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$26.40 for a month of cell service. Thank you @projectfi!

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TorrensJonathan In the Penguins dressing room some equipment mafk is quietly packing up the Stanley Cup Champs baseball hats for the trip back to Cali.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:23 PM, Jun 9th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Whoabot Let's take another look-in at the Penguins' viewing party pic.twitter.com/vgNt6HAmyq

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:10 PM, Jun 9th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Damn. Thank you Sharks.

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LesBowen @MattWalshBlog Whatever changes with regard to how women dress and/or act, the onus remains on the raper, not the rapee.

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 8:00 PM, Jun 9th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

The official in the Columbia-Paraguay match seriously has the biggest moobs I've ever seen.

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RBonner_ Hillary Clinton is now officially the presumptive Democratic nominee for president pic.twitter.com/95r3QP8IUA

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:28 PM, Jun 7th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

ReadingFightins WIN!!! They beat the @AkronRubberDuck 11-1 and improve to 40-19 on the season. Game tomorrow night is at 7:05 pm!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:21 PM, Jun 7th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

ussoccer Tonight's 4-0 win marks the 's biggest margin of victory against Costa Rica.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:18 PM, Jun 7th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Woooooooooo RT @SteelhawksLV: And that's the game... STEELHAWKS WIN! Final score: Lehigh Valley 54, River City 52.

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SteelhawksLV And that's the game... STEELHAWKS WIN! Final score: Lehigh Valley 54, River City 52.

via Facebook (retweeted on 10:47 PM, Jun 6th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

SteelhawksLV TOUCHDOWN STEELHAWKS! Renford grabs the 6, Prince gets the 2. Hawks lead, 45-39 with 4:06 left

via Facebook (retweeted on 10:26 PM, Jun 6th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

The fucking Penguins are totally going to win the fucking Cup aren't they?

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MADmagazine MAD’s Donald Trump Poster: 15% OFF UNTIL THURSDAY!
madmagazine.com/blog/2016/06/0… pic.twitter.com/xRIOuESZPo

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:51 PM, Jun 6th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

daub.me/p/1be8e - A beautiful day for baseball!

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Matty Jr says, "Nemo got his little fun cut off by his father Marlin with a lightsaber."

Mind. Blown.

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Tool the day off tomorrow to go to the @ReadingFightins morning game. Cannot wait!

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haldane @Glinner "Trump never intended to be the candidate. But his pride is too out of control to stop him now." xojane.com/issues/stephan…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:38 PM, Jun 5th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

StephenKing Congrats, Republicans! You're about to nominate a thin-skinned racist with the temperament of a 3-year-old.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:24 PM, Jun 5th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Holy cow that is some rain.

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dog_rates Here's a doggo blowing bubbles. It's downright legendary. 13/10 would watch on repeat forever (vid by Kent Duryee) pic.twitter.com/YcXgHfp1EC

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:44 PM, Jun 4th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Good luck , you will need it.

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daub.me/p/689a2 - A new computer. Jfc it's literally been hours.

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Sharks apparently gonna Shark.

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The Sharks aren't going to win a single game are they?

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PHSportsGoddess I do it just as strongly in football and baseball. In basketball it's just "meh." No emphasis on rivalries. twitter.com/lolphillies/st…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:37 PM, Jun 1st, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

I'm in a mood. Electric Wizard time.

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