"Daddy, why do you always cry when Spock dies?"
Because son. Just because.
Live long and prosper.
Are we still on this fucking gorilla thing?
Ugh another replay.
He's out, sit down bitch.
He's out. Shut up.
daub.me/p/597da - Oh boy, this should end well.
Damn, #USMNT is up 2 nil?
Love Dave Attell.
"Remember when you're young and you think your dad is Superman? And then you grow up and realized he's just a drunk who wears a cape."
waynefish1 Giroux just named to Team Canada roster. Flyers will have 7 players in World Cup of Hockey.
Damn, in almost forgot #Bloodlines season 2 is available.
The Pens are going to win aren't they.
Boom. Suck it Oracle, Android wins this one. Although I'm sure an appeal will be filed.
NEED a Lightning win please. Please?
#Union ends with a draw.
I'll probably ditch my fitbit and Motorola Android Wear watch when the new @Pebble watches come out.
Thank you sweet and kind air conditioning.
@xenserver 7 released. Cannot wait to try this out.
JFC HOUSE FLIES
Lol JayBo on American Greed on #CNBC
daub.me/p/f3fc7 - Yes, this is my Deadpool.
daub.me/p/07c5f - Another first tooth. Kid took it like a champ.
I may need a sushi run.
daub.me/p/dc339 - My son knows what is up. The Final Countdown. Damn.
daub.me/p/c6691 - Matty on the new tractor. Testing the image posting script.
Well that went to shit quick. #Phillies
Mail server greylisting ftw! Why didn't I do this sooner?
Caps you are killing me. You are killing us.
C3PO really is a whiney bitch. Always with the complaining and "Wait for me!" bullshit.
#Deadpool Blu-ray acquired!
Pick 6 from the 8! #Soul Td!
#Soul need to step this up dammit.
My #Deadpool Blu-ray will be delivered tomorrow. I need extras. I need commentary. The only movie I've ever seen 5 times in the theater.
This guy on Intervention is a Phillies fan and a Yuengling Lager drinker. Feel for ya bud.
Oh hello heartburn, welcome back.
New dishwasher installed. No leaks, no blood. A bit of foul language, but such is life.
That's. Just wow.
chrislhayes Donald Trump is gonna be the Republican nominee and the Chicago Cubs are the best team in baseball. What the hell is going on?
A new Danger Mouse series on Netflix? Yes please and thank you. Matty Jr and I love it!
When will they be making some sort of rathtar toy or figure I mean come on already.