The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

May 2016

"Daddy, why do you always cry when Spock dies?"

Because son. Just because.

Live long and prosper.

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Are we still on this fucking gorilla thing?

via BitlBee

He's out, sit down bitch.

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daub.me/p/597da - Oh boy, this should end well.

via MelloTwurl

"Remember when you're young and you think your dad is Superman? And then you grow up and realized he's just a drunk who wears a cape."

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waynefish1 Giroux just named to Team Canada roster. Flyers will have 7 players in World Cup of Hockey.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:39 PM, May 27th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

IamAkademiks Tell me this ain't LIT pic.twitter.com/4ez3xKSFkR

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:51 PM, May 27th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Damn, in almost forgot season 2 is available.

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The Pens are going to win aren't they.

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Boom. Suck it Oracle, Android wins this one. Although I'm sure an appeal will be filed.

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NEED a Lightning win please. Please?

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Apply for a @Marvel credit card? Gladly, when there is a version.

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I'll probably ditch my fitbit and Motorola Android Wear watch when the new @Pebble watches come out.

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Thank you sweet and kind air conditioning.

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@xenserver 7 released. Cannot wait to try this out.

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Lol JayBo on American Greed on

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USAHockeyScores FINAL: Team USA falls to CAN, 4-3, in Men’s Worlds semifinal. The U.S. will play RUS at 9:15amET tomorrow in the bronze-medal game.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:46 PM, May 21st, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

daub.me/p/f3fc7 - Yes, this is my Deadpool.

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daub.me/p/07c5f - Another first tooth. Kid took it like a champ.

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I may need a sushi run.

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Finally got all of my @Raspberry_Pi's updated to the most recent version of @OpenELEC. Love it!

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daub.me/p/dc339 - My son knows what is up. The Final Countdown. Damn.

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daub.me/p/15342 - Thanks @Disney for canceling , I'm sure they will understand.

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CameronRupp I apologize to all the @Phillies fans I blinded last night from the bald spot on my head that I had no idea I had! pic.twitter.com/1W1mMOdSic

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:50 AM, May 15th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

soulfootball SOUL WIN! At the end of the game the Soul win 65-58!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:23 PM, May 14th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Wtf RT @BroadStBull: Flyers' Medvedev faces drug, DUI charges philly.com/philly/sports/…

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daub.me/p/c6691 - Matty on the new tractor. Testing the image posting script.

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Well that went to shit quick.

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sbaickerTCN HAPPY 60TH BIRTHDAY HOMER SIMPSON! pic.twitter.com/bitIqv1BsZ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:35 PM, May 12th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

EaglesMattFoley MASSholes are going to be out in droves now because of the Gronk news.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:08 PM, May 12th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Mail server greylisting ftw! Why didn't I do this sooner?

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Caps you are killing me. You are killing us.

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C3PO really is a whiney bitch. Always with the complaining and "Wait for me!" bullshit.

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need to step this up dammit.

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My Blu-ray will be delivered tomorrow. I need extras. I need commentary. The only movie I've ever seen 5 times in the theater.

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This guy on Intervention is a Phillies fan and a Yuengling Lager drinker. Feel for ya bud.

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Oh hello heartburn, welcome back.

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New dishwasher installed. No leaks, no blood. A bit of foul language, but such is life.

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chrislhayes Donald Trump is gonna be the Republican nominee and the Chicago Cubs are the best team in baseball. What the hell is going on?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:27 PM, May 3rd, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

A new Danger Mouse series on Netflix? Yes please and thank you. Matty Jr and I love it!

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When will they be making some sort of rathtar toy or figure I mean come on already.

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