The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

April 2016

Yo the new Danger Mouse is on Netflix!

via TweetCaster for Android

cj_wentz Philly, let's do this! Can't wait to compete in Eagles Green for the best fans in football, @TideNFL pic.twitter.com/GblFYZiSQW

via opendorse (retweeted on 9:12 PM, Apr 28th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

JahlilOkafor @cj_wentz Yo bro. Let's go get cheesesteaks

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:07 PM, Apr 28th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

WillJ609 roger goodell should just go home

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 8:24 PM, Apr 28th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Never tell me the odds.

via TweetCaster for Android

JoeFerrante @FlyersNation yeah how is this youtu.be/YY8mkt9z4lM 3gms and this youtu.be/MpGM-ZW64M0 not even a hearing?

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 6:29 PM, Apr 26th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

I must be getting old. I'm so excited to pick up my first lawn tractor.

via TweetCaster for Android

billmeltzer Schenn (likely) upcoming suspension will carry into next season. Chimera, after butt-ending ($2,500 fine) & boarding (nothing) plays on.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:30 PM, Apr 25th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

usahockey U.S. bests Canada, 10-3, for 2016 bronze medal. Game recap: bit.ly/24dXc2y pic.twitter.com/TcSQ7EtsC5

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:54 PM, Apr 24th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

That went to shit quick like.

via TweetCaster for Android

Something had to have been wrong with Giroux. Looked lost at times.

via TweetCaster for Android

We still have the ... Ohhhhh.

via TweetCaster for Android

Welp. The won 2 more than I thought they would. The future looks bright.

via TweetCaster for Android

Now in have to root for the Caps to blast the hell out of the Pens.

via TweetCaster for Android

If Mike Richards scores that I would have gone on a rampage.

via TweetCaster for Android

JohnBorukCSN From bad calls to no calls, the officiating has been brutal this series (on both sides). No feel for what's a penalty anymore.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:40 PM, Apr 24th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

With 8 minutes left in the season the finally decide to step on the gas.

via TweetCaster for Android

That's a weak ass call too.

via TweetCaster for Android

That was a pretty cool tackle.

via TweetCaster for Android

When your recent minor league call up is your most aggressive player in the offensive zone...

via TweetCaster for Android

Nuevy flips the puck "Fuck this shit."

via TweetCaster for Android

Refs have no idea what's going on.

via TweetCaster for Android

This is getting ugly as hell.

via TweetCaster for Android

Total waste of a 2 man advantage.

via TweetCaster for Android

What an awful power play. Yikes.

via TweetCaster for Android

Ah crap, that's not a penalty.

via TweetCaster for Android

And that's on the Flyers? Trash.

via TweetCaster for Android

Good pressure, no real shots. Have to start somewhere.

via TweetCaster for Android

I'm glad he has a very low heart rate because mine is about to explode.

via TweetCaster for Android

SCHENN just killed someone.

via TweetCaster for Android

3-2. We are in your worst nightmares.

via TweetCaster for Android

flyersfansindc WHEREIN NEUVY SHITS ON TWO TEAMS WITH ONE COMMENT twitter.com/swhyno/status/…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:31 PM, Apr 22nd, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Nuevy is a absolute first star. 2nd? Ryan White. Was a total beast the entire game.

via TweetCaster for Android

That's a game 5 shutout please and fucking thank you! Big game, BIG win!

via TweetCaster for Android

Of course a Flyers penalty. Of course.

via TweetCaster for Android

And how that is 2? Fuck these refs. That's completely unreal @NHL

via TweetCaster for Android

Jfc this is not a Caps power play.

via TweetCaster for Android

That's some shitty icing.

via TweetCaster for Android

Wow I need a TV time out because of lower body issues (bladder).

via TweetCaster for Android

Ryan White kicks all the asses.

via TweetCaster for Android

This is the game right here. need a power play goal. Because so far, it has been terrible to say the least.

via TweetCaster for Android

Not the call, the power play. It's absolute trash.

via TweetCaster for Android

Ugh, now Mac is in LA LA land.

via TweetCaster for Android

Clement is an absolute treasure.

via TweetCaster for Android

ThatKevinSmith Oh my God, @pattonoswalt - my heart breaks for you & your family's devastating loss. If you need any help, I'm here. hollywoodreporter.com/news/michelle-…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:04 PM, Apr 22nd, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

SonsofPenn Jason Chimera must have a slinky for a neck. pic.twitter.com/0IuOkwbEM4

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:56 PM, Apr 22nd, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

How MacDonald stripped anything other than a lug nut is way beyond me.

via TweetCaster for Android

4 minutes. NEED to cash in.

via TweetCaster for Android

Big power play coming up.

via TweetCaster for Android

I'm sorry Caps fans, you clear for the wrong shit.

via TweetCaster for Android

SCHENN THROWING BOMBS!!!

via TweetCaster for Android

Help us Obi-Wan Neuvirth, you're our only hope.

via TweetCaster for Android

Wow Trump commercial. Still sticking with that wall thing? What a shit show.

via TweetCaster for Android

Is that score for real? 16-0? Jfc.

via TweetCaster for Android

RIP Prince...

via BitlBee

Phillies We got so excited we forgot what inning it was. win in 11*

via Adobe® Social (retweeted on 11:16 PM, Apr 20th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Philliedelphia Walk off single! win in the 11th. Peter Bourjos wins it!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:14 PM, Apr 20th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Phillies FINAL: 5, Mets 4 pic.twitter.com/dCQfgvv966

via Adobe® Social (retweeted on 11:14 PM, Apr 20th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

But besides all that I hope Laughton is OK.

via TweetCaster for Android

Can't sleep. Won't sleep. A win is a win.

via TweetCaster for Android

Philly reporters, I'm going to need what song is played in the locker room now and quick please and thank you.

via TweetCaster for Android

Not even thinking anything about a series comeback. A big win no matter what is said.

via TweetCaster for Android

FlyGoalScoredBy Eehhhhhjhj yaaahhhhh Iiiiiiiii IIIIIIIII I'm STILL ALIII CC CCVVVVVVEEEEEE pic.twitter.com/IRWQkJpa4w

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:53 PM, Apr 20th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

I absolutely love Giroux, but the man has been completely invisible during the entire series.

via TweetCaster for Android

Jfc from center if too.

via TweetCaster for Android

Philliedelphia ESPN fires former Phillies star Curt Schilling philliedelphia.com/2016/04/espn-f… pic.twitter.com/Tvlw9QJXYP

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:42 PM, Apr 20th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Lol it would be AMac that gets a goal.

via TweetCaster for Android

A cave? RT @ReluctantSE: A loud fan during this quiet scary moment has requested the referee remove his head from a darker place.

via TweetCaster for Android

Death and destruction behind the Caps net.

via TweetCaster for Android

Wtf is a 3-0 series and you challenge that?

via TweetCaster for Android

Little plays like that show how overpowered the are in this series. Effortless exit by the Caps from their own zone. Every time.

via TweetCaster for Android

My wife's move to @projectfi from Verizon was absolutely seamless, old number and all.

via TweetCaster for Android

At least tonight I can shave off my playoff beard.

via TweetCaster for Android

Flyers have shown me absolutely no reason to watch game 4.

via TweetCaster for Android

Can we blame Mason for anything? I'm just asking.

via TweetCaster for Android

Yeah, I'm sure that a Caps fan didn't throw shit on the ice too.

via TweetCaster for Android

BeeOhBeeRT AND HERE COME THE BRACELETS!!!

via Cloudhopper (retweeted on 9:34 PM, Apr 18th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

And he gets eight up. Fuck you for diving.

via TweetCaster for Android

Not going to blame Mason, but let's be honest, terribly soft goals kill all momentum. Both at the worst time in each game.

via TweetCaster for Android

It's all just bad bad bad. No scoring, where is Giroux, defense is just horrible, and absolutely no power play. It all adds up.

via TweetCaster for Android

Ed Snider just rolled over in his grave.

via TweetCaster for Android

Bad all around. Just bad. And not only that but Giroux has been absolutely invisible.

via TweetCaster for Android

Heart isn't enough. It never is unfortunately.

via TweetCaster for Android

Mason has to ride the pine now.

via TweetCaster for Android

Of course that's a penalty.

via TweetCaster for Android

Not sure who is more worthless, Laughton or Cousins? Sorry folks, they both just do bad things.

via TweetCaster for Android

This is like watching a monkey fuck a football.

via TweetCaster for Android

That's as clean as a hit gets.

via TweetCaster for Android

Great. A penalty. Because that always goes so well.

via TweetCaster for Android

I'm sorry. We are all sorry. But the Flyers are just overly outmatched. It was fun early on, but the Caps just get better as we go.

via TweetCaster for Android

Just let this end already.

via TweetCaster for Android

That was pretty god damned awful.

via TweetCaster for Android

That's just crazy stupid.

via TweetCaster for Android

Can we decline the power play because damn it's brutal.

via TweetCaster for Android

Simmonds totally just tea bagged him.

via TweetCaster for Android

Wtf Schultz playing like a man possessed!

via TweetCaster for Android

At this point just put the 4th line out for the power play because they are the only line doing shit.

via TweetCaster for Android

Need the PP to wake up!

via TweetCaster for Android

WHEW. Where is my inhaler.

via TweetCaster for Android

I want blood. Get it boys.

via TweetCaster for Android

Just putting this out there, but if Mike Richards scores in this building I will burn my neighborhood to the ground.

via TweetCaster for Android

That was damned close Mason.

via TweetCaster for Android

Um, let's not start chanting his name. You saw what he did during games 1 and 2.

via TweetCaster for Android

RAFFL SCORES! WWOOOOOOOOOOOOO

via TweetCaster for Android

Always gets me, right in the soft spots. Every time.

via TweetCaster for Android

Wtf who is chopping onions?

via TweetCaster for Android

F this, it's air conditioning time.

via TweetCaster for Android

Islanders starting to bring the pain.

via TweetCaster for Android

The Blues Hitchcock looks odd without a mustache.

via TweetCaster for Android

Just switched the wife to @projectfi as well. Buh bye Verizon, you've taken enough money for poor service.

via TweetCaster for Android

soulfootball Final score: Soul 70, Steel 32 pic.twitter.com/f8QWvFyBnC

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:39 PM, Apr 17th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

JesusZoidberg And the fact that the nickname for Blanco is Whitey is so impressive.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:09 PM, Apr 17th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Woooooooooo! Always a good day when Papelbon eats a shit sandwich! win!

via TweetCaster for Android

HAHAHAH Paps blown save! tied!

via TweetCaster for Android

Nice slide Wertz, not even close bud.

via TweetCaster for Android

Beautiful touch pass, Td!

via TweetCaster for Android

I guess I'll try the next. Why not.

via TweetCaster for Android

I can cry if I want to, shut up.

via TweetCaster for Android

Wtf is he pulling the goalie now for? That's just stupid.

via TweetCaster for Android

Not Masons best night, that's for sure.

via TweetCaster for Android

Flyers just have nothing doing.

via TweetCaster for Android

Yeah that's a terrible icing call.

via TweetCaster for Android

Saw that one a mile away. That's Ovvy's spot.

via TweetCaster for Android

This has to be one of the worst officiated games I've seen I a long time.

via TweetCaster for Android

Slowest moving goal ever.

via TweetCaster for Android

There’s more tweets in this month! Go up and select a date to see more ↑