Thanks for the heart attack Amber Alert.
Great, a fever. Wonderful.
"Part of the game." Absolute bullshit. Play like a man, not like my 5 year old when he doesn't get his way. Absolutely awful.
And that is why the United States will never, ever, ever, give a shit about soccer. Crybaby flopping.
Well that's game. #USMNT
Goodbye Olympics. #USMNT
Feeling like the #USMNT is going to get smoked in this next match. Please guys, prove me wrong.
#USMNT wins 4 nil!
Bulllllshit, Bulllllshit, Bulllllshit
"Grew up in Hershey Pennsylvania." #USMNT
Bang up job Bradley.
The OTHER Carlos Ruiz is a cheating prick.
Balls ref! Balls!
#USMNT pots 2 in the first half with zero margin for error. Win or forget about it.
I beat the time of this #USMNT match into my head all day. Of course I forgot anyway. USA up 1-0.
Wait, what? Emery? Seriously, what? #Flyers
I missed the #Flyers game, but wow, an OT win Er by El Capitan? Game on.
Is Twitter jail still a thing? I'm about to live tweet me eating an entire box of Cheez-Its. One at a time.
Wow look, a guy with a last name of Domi is a sack of shit. Color me surprised.
Love it when the salty #Flyers fans come out. Deserve to be salty after that one.
That game. And the worst part? I'm out of beer.
This game is under protest.
They should have a total backup set of refs for when the first set lose the game and can't remember the rules.
Wow that's some terrible shit.
AND NO CALL
Holy shit what a fucking pile of fists.
White, Flyers first star of the game....
That kind of game...
Not sure Gudas could stop himself.
I expect nothing less than the Flyers coming out with their hair on fire.
Mason clearly hit in the mask and oversold it. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. That time it didn't.
That will stay a goal.
So a stick to the goalie mask is OK? Just checking.
Might be bed time.
Wtf come on?????
Haha wide. Whew.
Ugh, ref caught one in the face.
That Coyote houl is annoying as shit.
Feh. So much for that PK.
Last time I'll say it, but I absolutely love not only the new Nexus 5X, but also Google Fi's service. Sorry Verizon, you suck.
BOOOOOM what a hit!
@StephenASparks Yes. Always yes.
Damn, Nova. Holy.
@JustFlyskippy I know, just seemed crazy that he didn't have a single emotion during that whole snippet. I was amazed.
This Coyote coach has a lot of personality. Like a wet mop. Wow.
Lol Gudas is all fuck this stick.
Oh shit what a save!
Wtf Peewee Herman? #Gotham
Wtf Google Rewards questions. Do I think the United Nations is doing a good job?
Because good god damn you fuckers have been spamming the shit out of me for a crazy amount of time.
Whomever is in charge of the "IT Solution Journal, " I hope you die in a car crash. And all of your limbs fall off in said crash.
@TitosVodka and a warm summer night. There is nothing else to say.
Love the new Nexus 5X. What a great phone. I can't say enough great things about it.
Lana if you haven't watched every single thing garry shandling has ever done i highly recommend taking the rest of the day off to do that
Oh man, Gary Shandling? What a 2016.
Shoot outs are horseshit, but when you give up a goal, short-handed, to tie the game? That's an amazing amount of suckage.
Fuck shootouts. But beyond that, fuck the Flyers for going soft when it mattered.
Yeah. Fuck this game.
Tied up. F you.
That's really high.
Love it when grinder scores.
White MVP! PP goal!
Oh my Mason! Holy shit even.
I won't lie. I enjoy Super Hero Squad as much as my children.
@smartthings just switched from fairly reliable to almost useless. What gives?
Giroux EN goal! #Flyers win!
Holy shit snacks!
#Union win 3-0!
I'm pretty sure we all saw this belly flop of a game coming.
What a total dumpster fire. Yikes.
Jfc clear the puck already!
Yup. Just bad bad bad.
Flyers just plain old look bad. Can't make a decent pass to save their lives.
The power play looks totally lost.
Jfc red drop the puck.
Oy Bellmare you are fired.
All the bullshit they let go and now all of the sudden it's penalty time? Bullshit refs.
Time to get Flyered up!
.21 cents Google Survey because I answer no to makeup questions? That's bull!
Is there some basketball shit going on?
THE PUNISHER! #Daredevil
Oh baby, it's #Daredevil time!
After that game I have to ice my head.
Holy shit pass the Tylenol.
Matty Read went full derp.
Ice the shit out of that, I don't care.
What a save! And now onto the rough stuff in the corner.
Bouncy Bouncy, gooooaalllllll!
Hey Manning, check your parking break bud, you are slowly drifting backwards.
What a pass by Giroux. My dear lord.
B Schenn SCOOOREESSS!
Pipe after pipe!
That was an ugly ass mad scramble.
PP goal! #Flyers tie the ballgame!
Hey boys let's not fuck around with the puck in front of your own net please?
Mac D with a hell of a slider there.
Amazing saves and a colossal kill.
CLANG! Holy shit.
Whut the fuck?
And to the penalty box we go!
Of course the #Flyers gave up the first goal.
Ugh. Shut up during the God damned anthem will you please?
Why does anyone allow Ben Carson to speak on TV anymore?
Omg I missed a Ghost goal? Dammit!
Ghost Bear wide!
PECO POWER PLAY!
Raffl does everything and scores!
Hunter Pence is on Fuller House? Good Lord.
What a disgusting "human being." And I use those terms very loosely.
Why doesn't Bill O'Reilly just come out and say it. You don't like black people.
TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVE! twitter.com/Green_Football…
Can't wait to hear Dan Rather's opinion...
No bubble screen protector my ass.
Lou, don't be a fool. twitter.com/loudobbsnews/s…
2 different Batman movies on at the same time? Whatever shall I do?
So far I absolutely love my new Nexus 5X. Only two gripes are no SD card and no Mophie case.
BroadStBullshit Lose in a shoot out and your wife yelling at you. Two guarantees for Flyers fans.
Schultz with the shit head pass.
Yeah refs, that's cool, 2 handed chop to Simmonds, no need to call that shit.
Sure, nothing called there with a blast to the face of Wayne.
And a penalty!
A point at least. Whew.
Ghost being Ghost. Tied ballgame.
The power play looks like butt.
SteelhawksLV And that's the game... STEELHAWKS WIN! 44-27 Lehigh Valley
Wow. What a way to fall apart.
That penalty call was some high grade horsecockery.
Welp, that was quick. Tie ballgame.
WTF was going on there?
Ref looks gimpy.
Union scored 2? What the what? Of course it's not on TV.
I'm assuming the #Union match isn't on TV?
Someone tell Alan Parsons to sue the shit out of Trump for using that song.
Trump would run the country like he runs his companies. Run it into the ground and then get paid to go away.
And now the police are pepper spraying.
I'm going to watch this whole Trump nonsense and drink a bottle of vodka.
Why is an "organized protest" such a hard thing for Trump to understand?
Trump has no idea what to do or say. No idea whatsoever.
Slowest whistle ever!