The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

March 2016

Thanks for the heart attack Amber Alert.

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Great, a fever. Wonderful.

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"Part of the game." Absolute bullshit. Play like a man, not like my 5 year old when he doesn't get his way. Absolutely awful.

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And that is why the United States will never, ever, ever, give a shit about soccer. Crybaby flopping.

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Feeling like the is going to get smoked in this next match. Please guys, prove me wrong.

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ussoccer_ynt Congrats to the , but we're not done yet! Stay on ESPN2 to watch the U-23 v Colombia on the . pic.twitter.com/Zx8lAt2gVq

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Bulllllshit, Bulllllshit, Bulllllshit

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"Grew up in Hershey Pennsylvania."

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The OTHER Carlos Ruiz is a cheating prick.

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pots 2 in the first half with zero margin for error. Win or forget about it.

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I beat the time of this match into my head all day. Of course I forgot anyway. USA up 1-0.

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Wait, what? Emery? Seriously, what?

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I missed the game, but wow, an OT win Er by El Capitan? Game on.

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soulfootball Soul announce partnership with @CSNPhilly and TCN! All 16 games to be televised this season! goo.gl/GlAtId pic.twitter.com/mcsTHOatln

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MSmithBubbles At Gilmour at The Forum. Fucking epic. pic.twitter.com/FkxjbXGm1O

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Is Twitter jail still a thing? I'm about to live tweet me eating an entire box of Cheez-Its. One at a time.

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Wow look, a guy with a last name of Domi is a sack of shit. Color me surprised.

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Love it when the salty fans come out. Deserve to be salty after that one.

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That game. And the worst part? I'm out of beer.

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This game is under protest.

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They should have a total backup set of refs for when the first set lose the game and can't remember the rules.

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Wow that's some terrible shit.

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Holy shit what a fucking pile of fists.

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White, Flyers first star of the game....

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Not sure Gudas could stop himself.

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I expect nothing less than the Flyers coming out with their hair on fire.

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Mason clearly hit in the mask and oversold it. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. That time it didn't.

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So a stick to the goalie mask is OK? Just checking.

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Ugh, ref caught one in the face.

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That Coyote houl is annoying as shit.

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Feh. So much for that PK.

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This. All the time this please. RT @PHSportsGoddess: Root against the Eagles for 16 games next year. Thx. twitter.com/infieldfly1982…

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Last time I'll say it, but I absolutely love not only the new Nexus 5X, but also Google Fi's service. Sorry Verizon, you suck.

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dryan32 How did our Hitachi tv from 1997 have picture in picture, but you never hear about it these days?

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@JustFlyskippy I know, just seemed crazy that he didn't have a single emotion during that whole snippet. I was amazed.

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This Coyote coach has a lot of personality. Like a wet mop. Wow.

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Lol Gudas is all fuck this stick.

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TonyAndrock FINAL: win 2-1 & a bench-clearing brawl nearly ensued after the horn. Few punches thrown. pic.twitter.com/ZmCY4xwKPx

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So what's @netflix's "policy" on new releases? Does it happen at midnight?

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Wtf Google Rewards questions. Do I think the United Nations is doing a good job?

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Because good god damn you fuckers have been spamming the shit out of me for a crazy amount of time.

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Whomever is in charge of the "IT Solution Journal, " I hope you die in a car crash. And all of your limbs fall off in said crash.

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@TitosVodka and a warm summer night. There is nothing else to say.

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Love the new Nexus 5X. What a great phone. I can't say enough great things about it.

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Lana if you haven't watched every single thing garry shandling has ever done i highly recommend taking the rest of the day off to do that

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:15 PM, Mar 24th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Oh man, Gary Shandling? What a 2016.

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Shoot outs are horseshit, but when you give up a goal, short-handed, to tie the game? That's an amazing amount of suckage.

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Fuck shootouts. But beyond that, fuck the Flyers for going soft when it mattered.

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Love it when grinder scores.

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Oh my Mason! Holy shit even.

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I won't lie. I enjoy Super Hero Squad as much as my children.

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@smartthings just switched from fairly reliable to almost useless. What gives?

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RBonner_ Ted Cruz yesterday vs. Ted Cruz last month (@tedcruz) pic.twitter.com/xX5V9YBARe

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I'm pretty sure we all saw this belly flop of a game coming.

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What a total dumpster fire. Yikes.

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Jfc clear the puck already!

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Yup. Just bad bad bad.

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Flyers just plain old look bad. Can't make a decent pass to save their lives.

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The power play looks totally lost.

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Jfc red drop the puck.

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Oy Bellmare you are fired.

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All the bullshit they let go and now all of the sudden it's penalty time? Bullshit refs.

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Fkskfkekwkektkgkckkckmaddjxcj

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Time to get Flyered up!

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.21 cents Google Survey because I answer no to makeup questions? That's bull!

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Is there some basketball shit going on?

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SpaceflightNow Contact and capture confirmed! Three new residents have arrived at the space station. spaceflightnow.com/2016/03/18/exp… pic.twitter.com/glK43G0ZsH

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After that game I have to ice my head.

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Holy shit pass the Tylenol.

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Matty Read went full derp.

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Ice the shit out of that, I don't care.

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What a save! And now onto the rough stuff in the corner.

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Bouncy Bouncy, gooooaalllllll!

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Hey Manning, check your parking break bud, you are slowly drifting backwards.

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What a pass by Giroux. My dear lord.

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B Schenn SCOOOREESSS!

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That was an ugly ass mad scramble.

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PP goal! tie the ballgame!

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Hey boys let's not fuck around with the puck in front of your own net please?

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Mac D with a hell of a slider there.

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Amazing saves and a colossal kill.

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And to the penalty box we go!

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Of course the gave up the first goal.

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Ugh. Shut up during the God damned anthem will you please?

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io9 The long-dead Lobo movie was just resurrected by the writer of Wonder Woman on.io9.com/mA6MTCG pic.twitter.com/fJjpwjdjF9

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Why does anyone allow Ben Carson to speak on TV anymore?

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TSNBobMcKenzie Take off, eh. twitter.com/gfinockio/stat…

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Omg I missed a Ghost goal? Dammit!

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Raffl does everything and scores!

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Hunter Pence is on Fuller House? Good Lord.

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What a disgusting "human being." And I use those terms very loosely.

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Why doesn't Bill O'Reilly just come out and say it. You don't like black people.

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Can't wait to hear Dan Rather's opinion...

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Jim_Gardner Christie is a no show at state trooper's funeral. Campaigns with Trump instead. What do you think? twitter.com/mrslt98/status…

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No bubble screen protector my ass.

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LivinNCin The old days Donald Trump longs for.
@Rosie pic.twitter.com/xT9dRvklkS

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2 different Batman movies on at the same time? Whatever shall I do?

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So far I absolutely love my new Nexus 5X. Only two gripes are no SD card and no Mophie case.

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BroadStBullshit Lose in a shoot out and your wife yelling at you. Two guarantees for Flyers fans.

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Schultz with the shit head pass.

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Yeah refs, that's cool, 2 handed chop to Simmonds, no need to call that shit.

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Fkakxkakcfkfkhokekskd

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Sure, nothing called there with a blast to the face of Wayne.

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jmacdaddy77 Beast mode tonight by this man. Doesn't get much better than 3 pts on the road instagram.com/p/BC4H_C_kX89/

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A point at least. Whew.

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Ghost being Ghost. Tied ballgame.

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The power play looks like butt.

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SteelhawksLV And that's the game... STEELHAWKS WIN! 44-27 Lehigh Valley

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PhilaUnion UNION WIN!!!!!!

@PhilaUnion defeat @ColumbusCrewSC. Both goals scored by @ChrisPontius13! pic.twitter.com/as2B85a7zs

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Wow. What a way to fall apart.

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That penalty call was some high grade horsecockery.

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Welp, that was quick. Tie ballgame.

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WTF was going on there?

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Union scored 2? What the what? Of course it's not on TV.

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I'm assuming the match isn't on TV?

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Someone tell Alan Parsons to sue the shit out of Trump for using that song.

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Trump would run the country like he runs his companies. Run it into the ground and then get paid to go away.

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And now the police are pepper spraying.

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I'm going to watch this whole Trump nonsense and drink a bottle of vodka.

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Why is an "organized protest" such a hard thing for Trump to understand?

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Trump has no idea what to do or say. No idea whatsoever.

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Slowest whistle ever!

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