Cousins is relentless! I like it!
@nuclearcarly DEFENSE clap clap DEFENSE.
Home security alarm tests always goes really well with 4 cats in the house.
Officially scrubbed. Again.
Ahh crap, launch abort again!
LVPhantoms Phantoms win! The comeback kids do it again! 3rd period goals from Leier and Goumas push Lehigh Valley past Hartford 2-1 for a HUGE win!
Hey @smartthings, your new "Samsung" multisensors are the absolute worst. Nearly impossible to change batteries and break almost every time.
Squat Cobbler lolololololol
Good guys win #Flyers
2 on 1 and Gagner scores!
Captain Claude scores the PP goal! #Flyers
Breakaway he scores!
"Nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli." #TrailerParkBoys
OH MY GOD NEED. twitter.com/AdamZHerman/st…
halladayfan32 timeout trump seriously thinks Canada is paying for a wall over my dead body we are
terilyns68 I need someone to get slapped in their lips onstage.
Wow. Nothing else to add but wow. #Flyers
Holy hell in a hand basket.
Dammmnnn what a save.
mikemorsesays For those who believe in all those elaborate conspiracy theories, reflect on the fact that the US government can't unlock a goddamn iPhone.
Green_Footballs Rubio: If Trump hadn't inherited $200M, he'd be "selling watches in Manhattan." Boom.
The fact that anyone out there would vote for that scumbag Trump? Makes me want to burn it all down. All of it. We need a hard reboot.
Doh, @smartthings is down hard. Nothing works!
A draw. A 0-0 draw. That was really fun. #Union
Trump is going to be voted in as President isn't he. Jesus Christ on a crutch.
Thunder. And lightning!
WTF 62 degrees! This is insane.
daub.me/p/680db - Look Dad, Deadpool!
"Shit spackled Muppet fart."
Just showed the 5 year old some behind the scenes voice work for Pixar movies. His mind was. Blown. And he hated it, "THIS IS FAKE!"
@cromedome Maximum effort.
I hope the pizza delivery guy likes my new Deadpool mask.
RT @NHL: Point streak: 15 games!
That's all Jake all the way.
GHOST BEAR SCOOOREESSS!! OT WINNER!
Wonderful. Another OTL coming up huh?
And now the ref is wobbly too. What a friggin game.
Worthless power play.
Lol no call!
Might as well call that one off too. Matty Read scores!
Goodnight. F this team.
They are totally calling that one off. F this.
He was clearly pushed come on.
If they fucking call this one off too...
And now Mason is gimpy. This just keeps getting better and better.
Wow. Kadri. Jfc talking about just throwing in the towel.
That's an awful call.
Later Jeb. I mean Jeb!
WTF kind of goal is that?
Ugly turnover by Mason.
Lolol shit happens!
And Ghost looks a little wobbly.
Friggin waived off.
JAKE SCORES! #Flyers
Find the guy who came to with this camera angle and fire him into the sun.
Wooooooooooooooo he scores! #Flyers
Chinese buffet. Now I must lay down and hibernate for the winter.
Watching #Deadpool the 2nd time was even better than the first!
@DirectingTitan That's absolutely amazing.
@DirectingTitan Picture or it didn't happen.
Hrm. Might see #Deadpool again tomorrow...
I'm "cars didn't have that 3rd brake light" old.
Sorry. This is the worst shit ever.
Whoops, midnight. I just turned 40. Yikes.
Damn, an officer shot in Allentown?
Is it possible to get those breathe right strips for cats? DAMN she snores like an old man.
Holy crap the sun is out!
Wow, yeah, that's just straight freezing rain now. Lovely.
Why yes, #Deadpool WAS amazing.
Finally, off to see #Deadpool!
@deadpoolmovie Tickets ordered. Cannot. Wait.
This game is going to make me cry. #Flyers
I can clearly see why the @USPS is running itself out of business. Your service is horrible and people have far better options.
Oh its "just" some cold artic air? Jfc I'm going to go into the basement and start a bonfire.
Spicy mussels marinara and pasta. Come to me. The clock is counting.
Just catching up on the #FLYERS score now. Umberger would score in this game wouldn't he?
@RealGlenMacnow Vodka or Gin?
Haha suck it Chris Christie.
RT @VoraceksTwin: The streak lives on!
Hillary always sounds like my mother scolding me when I was a child. So what I burned down the shed, no need to judge.
Sorry, was a little quick on the draw there. It happens to everyone.
And no penalty! Wtf?!?
Live Free or Die, right New Hampshire? Jerks. (friggin autocorrect).
Life Free or Die, right New Hampshire? Jerks.
chrislhayes Trump has called for:
1) A policy of war crimes, including torture and targeted murder of women and children
2) Banning muslims from US
Does anyone with a newer #Jeep and a manual transmission know how to disable that stupid auto brake on a hill crapola?
What an ugly period that was. #Flyers
And it's snowing like a mother.
(Sorry, a little late to the party.)
woa, they finally released Riley Cooper? #Eagles
daub.me/p/d9e74 - Matty and Chuck E Cheese.
daub.me/p/0f4de - Matty and the ticket blaster part 2.
daub.me/p/d5d9e - Matty and the ticket blaster part 1.
reidgoldsmith 2015-16 NFL Season: "At least the Patriots didn't win"
Ugh Budweiser again.
A flat on that, really ref? Let the fucking game end already.
Love you Peyton. Your brother is still a total butt knuckle.
2 point try is good!
Lol a flag.
Wow, that is some chicken shit by Cam there. This is the Super Bowl man, you have to get that ball.
LOLOLOLLL THE REF TRIED TO PICK IT UP!
This Bowl does not feel Super.
Starring to feel a little like a Denver choke..
Who needs a 6 pack when you have a big nose? Totally lost me.
Well that sucked.
No hold there either eh?
Damn, now that's a bull rush.
I love Kung Fu Panda. I don't even care.
Omfg hold onto that shit!
How the F do you let him catch that?
And there is the colon with a face.
terilyns68 They just won't call a hold on the Panthers.
Lol Bruce Smith on the Puppy Bowl.
Damn, what a catch.
@terilyns68 It has, and there is an option for that in its settings.
@terilyns68 Android phone? I have something similar, the app is called Peel Smart Remote.
I think I'll watch Making a Murderer again.
Sigh, a shootout loss.
The people that make Twitter are doing everything possible for us to hate Twitter.
It's Friday. It's time for @TitosVodka.
Help me @wilw, I need to show my 5 year how Star Trek is even better than Star Wars!
Quite a conundrum. My 5 year old only knows the recent Star Wars stuff. I'm trying my best to introduce Star Trek. I need help.
Wow. WOW that's awful.
@smartthings All of the sudden my Android app seems almost useless. Can't scroll through anything. What happened?
My streaming show queue has run dry. I need something new to try...
Sorry for the rhyme.
daub.me/p/6a513 - Matty's new Millennium Falcon. Woaaa.
RIP Crackhead Bob.
Hey @DRCCTB, not only is your caching TSM software bad, but your customer support is abysmal, year after year after year.
waynefish1 Stolarz up from the Phantoms.
Huh. Trump's twitter account is pretty quiet you guys...
@RBonner_ Haha I'm making that the background on my phone. That's amazing.
Green_Footballs Several GOP candidates are going to get the bad news tonight that God was lying to them.
Ben had to go home for fresh clothes? The fucker ever heard of a suitcase? Christ man.
For true, up to the minute caucus news, please follow @RBonner_. He seems to have the inside info.
Call me crazy, but I'm in a bit of an Alan Parsons kind of mood.
daub.me/p/6a72a - Dad, we should get more comic books like this show.