The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

February 2016

Cousins is relentless! I like it!

via Plume for Android

Home security alarm tests always goes really well with 4 cats in the house.

via Plume for Android

Officially scrubbed. Again.

via Plume for Android

Ahh crap, launch abort again!

via Plume for Android

LVPhantoms Phantoms win! The comeback kids do it again! 3rd period goals from Leier and Goumas push Lehigh Valley past Hartford 2-1 for a HUGE win!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:16 PM, Feb 28th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

Hey @smartthings, your new "Samsung" multisensors are the absolute worst. Nearly impossible to change batteries and break almost every time.

via Plume for Android

MarcFaletti best/scariest gif ever, courtesy of comment thread at gawker.com/how-we-fooled-… pic.twitter.com/po9tIXL0i3

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:42 PM, Feb 28th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

NHLFlyers Forward Michael Raffl has been signed to a multi-year contract extension → bit.ly/1QF0GBL

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:43 AM, Feb 28th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

Squat Cobbler lolololololol

via Plume for Android

Gooooaalllllll Bellmare!

via Plume for Android

Crossbar! Gfssgvngshdvcbc

via Plume for Android

2 on 1 and Gagner scores!

via Plume for Android

Captain Claude scores the PP goal!

via Plume for Android

Breakaway he scores!

via Plume for Android

"Nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli."

via Plume for Android

halladayfan32 timeout trump seriously thinks Canada is paying for a wall over my dead body we are

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:47 PM, Feb 25th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

terilyns68 I need someone to get slapped in their lips onstage.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:41 PM, Feb 25th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

NHL WHAT?
NO!
HOW?
OMG!
amp.twimg.com/v/f50b02b0-595…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:14 PM, Feb 25th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

Wow. Nothing else to add but wow.

via Plume for Android

Holy hell in a hand basket.

via Plume for Android

Dammmnnn what a save.

via Plume for Android

mikemorsesays For those who believe in all those elaborate conspiracy theories, reflect on the fact that the US government can't unlock a goddamn iPhone.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:20 PM, Feb 25th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

Green_Footballs Rubio: If Trump hadn't inherited $200M, he'd be "selling watches in Manhattan." Boom.

via LGF Connect (retweeted on 9:11 PM, Feb 25th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

BuzzFeedNews [incoherent yelling] pic.twitter.com/xtemXcEGuO

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:10 PM, Feb 25th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

The fact that anyone out there would vote for that scumbag Trump? Makes me want to burn it all down. All of it. We need a hard reboot.

via Plume for Android

Doh, @smartthings is down hard. Nothing works!

via Plume for Android

A draw. A 0-0 draw. That was really fun.

via Plume for Android

Trump is going to be voted in as President isn't he. Jesus Christ on a crutch.

via Plume for Android

Thunder. And lightning!

via Plume for Android

WTF 62 degrees! This is insane.

via Plume for Android

"Shit spackled Muppet fart."

via Plume for Android

Just showed the 5 year old some behind the scenes voice work for Pixar movies. His mind was. Blown. And he hated it, "THIS IS FAKE!"

via Plume for Android

I hope the pizza delivery guy likes my new Deadpool mask.

via Plume for Android

PlainBlack_D Jesus!!!!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:24 PM, Feb 21st, 2016 via Plume for Android)

usahockey ICYMI | The U.S. earned gold at the 2016 Youth Olympic Games with a 5-2 win over CAN today: bit.ly/1QSXwLd pic.twitter.com/mmofcizujX

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:22 PM, Feb 21st, 2016 via Plume for Android)

TonyAndrock FINAL: come from behind and win 5-4 on a huge goal by @MarkAlt20 with 2.8 seconds left.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:46 PM, Feb 21st, 2016 via Plume for Android)

brianslagel This album is now 30 years old @Metallica instagram.com/p/BCDt0vllaBB/

via Instagram (retweeted on 1:27 PM, Feb 21st, 2016 via Plume for Android)

RT @NHL: Point streak: 15 games!

via Plume for Android

That's all Jake all the way.

via Plume for Android

GHOST BEAR SCOOOREESSS!! OT WINNER!

via Plume for Android

Wonderful. Another OTL coming up huh?

via Plume for Android

And now the ref is wobbly too. What a friggin game.

via Plume for Android

Worthless power play.

via Plume for Android

Might as well call that one off too. Matty Read scores!

via Plume for Android

Goodnight. F this team.

via Plume for Android

They are totally calling that one off. F this.

via Plume for Android

He was clearly pushed come on.

via Plume for Android

If they fucking call this one off too...

via Plume for Android

And now Mason is gimpy. This just keeps getting better and better.

via Plume for Android

Wow. Kadri. Jfc talking about just throwing in the towel.

via Plume for Android

That's an awful call.

via Plume for Android

Later Jeb. I mean Jeb!

via Plume for Android

WTF kind of goal is that?

via Plume for Android

Ugly turnover by Mason.

via Plume for Android

And Ghost looks a little wobbly.

via Plume for Android

Blaahhhh. Horseshit.

via Plume for Android

Find the guy who came to with this camera angle and fire him into the sun.

via Plume for Android

Wooooooooooooooo he scores!

via Plume for Android

Chinese buffet. Now I must lay down and hibernate for the winter.

via Plume for Android

Watching the 2nd time was even better than the first!

via Plume for Android

Hrm. Might see again tomorrow...

via Plume for Android

I'm "cars didn't have that 3rd brake light" old.

via Plume for Android

Sorry. This is the worst shit ever.

via Plume for Android

daub.me/p/915a3 - Watching old school @BillNye The Science Guy. Science Rules.

via MelloTwurl

Whoops, midnight. I just turned 40. Yikes.

via Plume for Android

emilyopilo Allentown police officer shot mcall.com/news/breaking/…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:46 PM, Feb 16th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

Damn, an officer shot in Allentown?

via Plume for Android

Is it possible to get those breathe right strips for cats? DAMN she snores like an old man.

via Plume for Android

Holy crap the sun is out!

via Plume for Android

Wow, yeah, that's just straight freezing rain now. Lovely.

via Plume for Android

@deadpoolmovie Tickets ordered. Cannot. Wait.

via Plume for Android

This game is going to make me cry.

via Plume for Android

I can clearly see why the @USPS is running itself out of business. Your service is horrible and people have far better options.

via Plume for Android

trailerparkboys The date you've all been waiting for... Season 10 of Trailer Park Boys hits @netflix MARCH 28!! pic.twitter.com/zg7ZQ7A6o0

via Sprout Social (retweeted on 4:17 AM, Feb 14th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

Oh its "just" some cold artic air? Jfc I'm going to go into the basement and start a bonfire.

via Plume for Android

Spicy mussels marinara and pasta. Come to me. The clock is counting.

via Plume for Android

NHLFlyers Congratulations on your first @NHL goal, @Cous27! pic.twitter.com/netdD3lLJv

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:02 PM, Feb 11th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

Just catching up on the score now. Umberger would score in this game wouldn't he?

via Plume for Android

TonyAndrock FINAL: get back on track with a 7-2 win over . Taylor Leier w/ a hat trick, DeSimone w/ 3 assists.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:41 PM, Feb 10th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

Haha suck it Chris Christie.

via Plume for Android

MST3K Big new update from Joel on the new season! kickstarter.com/projects/mst3k…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:47 PM, Feb 10th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

Hillary always sounds like my mother scolding me when I was a child. So what I burned down the shed, no need to judge.

via Plume for Android

@mikedaub @jrishel @paladin @powellnathanj @sandblade Whatever the situation is, when the word cloaca is used, it's time to shut it down.

via Plume for Android in reply to mikedaub

Sorry, was a little quick on the draw there. It happens to everyone.

via Plume for Android

And no penalty! Wtf?!?

via Plume for Android

Live Free or Die, right New Hampshire? Jerks. (friggin autocorrect).

via Plume for Android

Life Free or Die, right New Hampshire? Jerks.

via Plume for Android

chrislhayes Trump has called for:
1) A policy of war crimes, including torture and targeted murder of women and children
2) Banning muslims from US

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:07 PM, Feb 9th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

Does anyone with a newer and a manual transmission know how to disable that stupid auto brake on a hill crapola?

via Plume for Android

What an ugly period that was.

via Plume for Android

And it's snowing like a mother.

via Plume for Android

(Sorry, a little late to the party.)

via BitlBee

woa, they finally released Riley Cooper?

via BitlBee

daub.me/p/d9e74 - Matty and Chuck E Cheese.

via MelloTwurl

daub.me/p/0f4de - Matty and the ticket blaster part 2.

via MelloTwurl

daub.me/p/d5d9e - Matty and the ticket blaster part 1.

via MelloTwurl

reidgoldsmith 2015-16 NFL Season: "At least the Patriots didn't win"

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:48 PM, Feb 7th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

Ugh Budweiser again.

via Plume for Android

SethMacFarlane Hey @CBSSports-- thanks for being on top of this issue. pic.twitter.com/vmNmZinvJN

via Echofon (retweeted on 10:36 PM, Feb 7th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

esurance Game’s over, but you’ve got one more chance to win big…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:35 PM, Feb 7th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

A flat on that, really ref? Let the fucking game end already.

via Plume for Android

Love you Peyton. Your brother is still a total butt knuckle.

via Plume for Android

2 point try is good!

via Plume for Android

Wow, that is some chicken shit by Cam there. This is the Super Bowl man, you have to get that ball.

via Plume for Android

LOLOLOLLL THE REF TRIED TO PICK IT UP!

via Plume for Android

This Bowl does not feel Super.

via Plume for Android

Starring to feel a little like a Denver choke..

via Plume for Android

Who needs a 6 pack when you have a big nose? Totally lost me.

via Plume for Android

No hold there either eh?

via Plume for Android

Damn, now that's a bull rush.

via Plume for Android

I love Kung Fu Panda. I don't even care.

via Plume for Android

Omfg hold onto that shit!

via Plume for Android

How the F do you let him catch that?

via Plume for Android

And there is the colon with a face.

via Plume for Android

terilyns68 They just won't call a hold on the Panthers.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:57 PM, Feb 7th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

Lol Bruce Smith on the Puppy Bowl.

via Plume for Android

TorrensJonathan Fun fact: Coldplay describes the halftime act AND Manning's game so far!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:14 PM, Feb 7th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

@terilyns68 It has, and there is an option for that in its settings.

via Plume for Android in reply to terilyns68

@terilyns68 Android phone? I have something similar, the app is called Peel Smart Remote.

via Plume for Android in reply to terilyns68

RRoyalsHockey Make that 4-0!!! Way to go @Kaywhy43!!

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:22 PM, Feb 6th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

I think I'll watch Making a Murderer again.

via Plume for Android

Sigh, a shootout loss.

via Plume for Android

The people that make Twitter are doing everything possible for us to hate Twitter.

via Plume for Android

TonyAndrock GOAL. HAT TRICK. Danick Martel takes the rookie scoring lead with his 3rd of the night (17th of the season). 3-2 .

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:12 PM, Feb 5th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

It's Friday. It's time for @TitosVodka.

via Plume for Android

maddow A great start! "You beat the crap out of me for years, you expect me to voluntarily come on your program?" goo.gl/TO5Lze 9pm MSNBC

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:20 PM, Feb 5th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

Help me @wilw, I need to show my 5 year how Star Trek is even better than Star Wars!

via Plume for Android

Quite a conundrum. My 5 year old only knows the recent Star Wars stuff. I'm trying my best to introduce Star Trek. I need help.

via Plume for Android

SeanWats Kato!!!!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:14 PM, Feb 2nd, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

deadpoolmovie 6 Car Wrecks That You Won’t Believe People Walked Away From. How is #2 Even Possible?! clickpooler.com pic.twitter.com/7CslKMssZx

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:02 PM, Feb 2nd, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Wow. WOW that's awful.

via TweetCaster for Android

HockeyStatMiner The "remove Mike Milbury from NBCSN hockey broadcasts" petition has broken 10,000 signatures change.org/p/nbc-nhl-nbcs… pic.twitter.com/cNMvgPg5wL

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:27 PM, Feb 2nd, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

@smartthings All of the sudden my Android app seems almost useless. Can't scroll through anything. What happened?

via TweetCaster for Android

My streaming show queue has run dry. I need something new to try...

Sorry for the rhyme.

via TweetCaster for Android

daub.me/p/6a513 - Matty's new Millennium Falcon. Woaaa.

via MelloTwurl

RIP Crackhead Bob.

via BitlBee

Hey @DRCCTB, not only is your caching TSM software bad, but your customer support is abysmal, year after year after year.

via Twitter Web Client

waynefish1 Stolarz up from the Phantoms.

via SocialNewsDesk (retweeted on 10:39 AM, Feb 2nd, 2016 via BitlBee)

Huh. Trump's twitter account is pretty quiet you guys...

via BitlBee

TonyAndrock GOAL. Alan Quine gives Atlantic a 3-1 lead on a beautiful feed from @Cous27.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:41 PM, Feb 1st, 2016 via Plume for Android)

@RBonner_ Haha I'm making that the background on my phone. That's amazing.

via Plume for Android in reply to RBonner_

Green_Footballs Several GOP candidates are going to get the bad news tonight that God was lying to them.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:38 PM, Feb 1st, 2016 via Plume for Android)

Ben had to go home for fresh clothes? The fucker ever heard of a suitcase? Christ man.

via Plume for Android

For true, up to the minute caucus news, please follow @RBonner_. He seems to have the inside info.

via Plume for Android

Call me crazy, but I'm in a bit of an Alan Parsons kind of mood.

via TweetCaster for Android

daub.me/p/6a72a - Dad, we should get more comic books like this show.

via MelloTwurl