The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

January 2016

PStrax23 Never met John Scott, but this whole story makes me feel really happy for him

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:28 PM, Jan 31st, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

RT @nuclearcarly: Reminder- you can buy the shirt John Scott made for his teammates here https://t.co/51KJWHs65c. Some proceeds to charity …

via TweetCaster for Android

Hey @verizon why do you and that terrible @NFL app continue to spam me with nonsense even when I don't want it?

via TweetCaster for Android

PeteBlackburn Tell me this isn’t just the BEST. pic.twitter.com/LKwcNyAyIh

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:33 PM, Jan 31st, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

NASA_Orion Our ride is here! NASA's Super Guppy arrives in New Orleans to transfer Orion to @NASA_Kennedy pic.twitter.com/LudCXi2NbI

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:17 PM, Jan 31st, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

DocInRealLife This whole conversation is legendary. pic.twitter.com/Tr4T548qgk

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:03 PM, Jan 31st, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

chrislhayes This president says you shouldn't jam a fork in your eye, but when *I'm* prez, I'll be forking my eyeball nonstop. twitter.com/woodruffbets/s…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:07 PM, Jan 31st, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

I want to buy a PS4 but I don't want to rebuy the PS3 games I play all the time...

via TweetCaster for Android

TonyAndrock ICYMI: overcome 2-0 3rd period deficit & win in OT to make it four straight: highlandparkhockey.blogspot.com/2016/01/four-i… pic.twitter.com/SSk5FwpAP4

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:18 AM, Jan 30th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Ben Carson. Absolute proof that you can be a genius and a complete dumbass, all at the same time.

via TweetCaster for Android

Christie is asked about Kim Davis. Answer? I will destroy ISIS.

What. What?

via TweetCaster for Android

Christie. Oh my dear boy. He just went all WWE. Cutting a promo. He should have spit water at the end like HHH used to do.

via TweetCaster for Android

Jesus Christ now Ted Cruz thinks we should "build a fence."

via TweetCaster for Android

Rubio: F the planet. F our future. It's the economy today that matters.

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I watched 6 minutes of the debate. 6. It made me so dumb that I forgot how to put on pants. PANTS.

via TweetCaster for Android

BuzzFeedNews FBI releases video of shooting death of militant LaVoy Finicum (graphic) youtube.com/watch?v=gjl1he… pic.twitter.com/WuumMRiLSM

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:16 PM, Jan 28th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

climagic ssh-copy-id 'user@remotehost' # Automatically installs your public key to the remote host (this is included in the openssh package)

via CLI Magic poster (retweeted on 9:00 PM, Jan 28th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

darthstar99 Aww...The Oregon Militia Standoff Is Officially Kaput lgf.bz/1nraGrl pic.twitter.com/Swv90xulgg

via LGF Connect (retweeted on 7:00 PM, Jan 28th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

prosodyim 0.9.10 released: blog.prosody.im/prosody-0-9-10… (hint: security update, and some other improvements) - enjoy!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:54 PM, Jan 28th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

I refuse to watch a game when Umberger is in the lineup.

via TweetCaster for Android

"Finders keepers Mom, deal with it." He just turned 5 on Sunday. It's going to be a long, winding road...

via TweetCaster for Android

StationCDRKelly Remembering crew from @Space_Station today. Your legacy lives forever. pic.twitter.com/WyJ2X3reW2

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:48 PM, Jan 27th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

thedailybeast BREAKING: Ammon Bundy Arrested thebea.st/1KDRXhi pic.twitter.com/dchQnOwWe7

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 9:51 PM, Jan 26th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

daub.me/p/1699d - Chuck E Cheese ticket bounty!

via MelloTwurl

TonyAndrock FINAL: win in a shootout! Goals by Leier and Cousins & Stolarz stops all three attempts by Hershey. Wild 6-5 final score.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:45 PM, Jan 25th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Ew, two boners by Ghost there...

via TweetCaster for Android

Oh ohhhhh now we call it?

via TweetCaster for Android

Of course that shit went in.

via TweetCaster for Android

Fucking Manning is a turd on skates.

via TweetCaster for Android

@tpanotchCSN Damn, you have an Alienware laptop? You a gamer?

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to tpanotchCSN

ThatDamnYank one down, one to go, America. pic.twitter.com/VXOa7DQl3X

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:03 PM, Jan 24th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Suck it RT @realDonaldTrump: Never bet against Bob Kraft, Bill Belichick or Tom Brady! @Patriots

via TweetCaster for Android

times_yours Can someone put together a cutup of Brady's 5+ intentional grounding calls that went without a flag?

via Fenix for Android (retweeted on 6:48 PM, Jan 24th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

FauxJohnMadden The extra point rule change wound up keeping the Patriots out of the Super Bowl. Best rule change ever

via Echofon (retweeted on 6:39 PM, Jan 24th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

RBonner_ Harder to win those championships when you don't cheat.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:38 PM, Jan 24th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Holy shit this! RT @VoraceksTwin: OH CRAP I FORGOT ABOUT THE ONSIDE KICK

via TweetCaster for Android

Naked snow shoveling Wooooooooooooooo

via TweetCaster for Android

That was as awful as awful gets.

via TweetCaster for Android

Wow Gronk is a big baby.

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Hurry this up I need a refill!

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No way are you winning that against the Patriots.

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This is going to OT isn't it?

via TweetCaster for Android

RT @JTrotter_54: I'm not saying I HATE #NE but I would root 4 Cowboys if they were playing #NE and I hate the Cowboys!!!

via TweetCaster for Android

daub.me/p/f2986 - These icicles are out of control.

via MelloTwurl

Jules_R18 One thing I'm grateful for this weekend: discovering Tito's Handmade Vodka.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:02 PM, Jan 24th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

daub.me/p/e560f - Matty is 5 years old today. Time really flies!

via MelloTwurl

Woohoo day off tomorrow!

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For real, snow can eat it.

via TweetCaster for Android

Biggest Lehigh Valley snowstorm of AL time? Glad I was alive to be here to clean it up.

via TweetCaster for Android

daub.me/p/e665f - Fire truck got stuck trying to go up the hill. Yikes.

via MelloTwurl

daub.me/p/9c199 - My @davisinst weather station braves the storm.

via MelloTwurl

daub.me/p/c0237 - This snow kind of sucks.

via MelloTwurl

daub.me/p/9d82f - Snow hero. Doing it. Thank you.

via MelloTwurl

Power stay on please power stay on...

via TweetCaster for Android

Mad Dogs on @amazon Prime. I'm on that, starting now.

via TweetCaster for Android

It can snow 3 feet for all I care, just please please don't let me lose power. Please?

via TweetCaster for Android

I'm totally OK if any other Flyer slashes the shit out of Schenn there. Christ man.

via TweetCaster for Android

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geoffmang Flyers lose tonight I’m not shoveling my sidewalk this weekend. You fall in front of my house, take it up with the Flyers.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 8:42 PM, Jan 21st, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Hahaha crybaby gets a penalty.

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Jfc refs you are killing me.

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Who didn't see that coming.

via TweetCaster for Android

Wow, stellar power play.

via TweetCaster for Android

So this is going well now.

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Wow Umberger. That was the weakest shot I've ever witnessed.

via TweetCaster for Android

Qdoba; like Chipotle without the e.coli!

via TweetCaster for Android

Dangit, missed the 2nd goal for dinner.

via TweetCaster for Android

B Schenn, Penguin killer.

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Sorry Pens, Gudas has no fucks to give.

via TweetCaster for Android

Good to see the yinser Pens fans still boo and yell for a penalty over EVERY PLAY.

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Oh look, Crosby is all chatty Nancy with the ref. Bitch.

via TweetCaster for Android

Something something something giveaway turnovers something something.

via TweetCaster for Android

marklisanti There is nothing better happening on the internet at this moment than what @DaveHolmes is doing on his timeline.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:44 PM, Jan 21st, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Shurmur gone. The excitement never ends!

via TweetCaster for Android

Snow blower cleaned up, started up, and ready to rock. Bring on the snow, weekend!

via TweetCaster for Android

@RBonner_ They did the song All The Young Dudes, written by Bowie.

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to RBonner_

billmeltzer Still not buying the explanation of the goalie interference play. Part of Neuvirth's glove was within the crease and his feet certainly were

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:32 PM, Jan 17th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

SonsofPenn AND THE GAME WINNER FROM JAKE SCORACEK pic.twitter.com/Q4yqU2n93G

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:23 PM, Jan 17th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Voracek slips in a whoopsie! win!

via TweetCaster for Android

HOLY SHIT WE WON A SHOOT OUT

via TweetCaster for Android

bmac2838 Hey fix your @refs, @NHL.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:07 PM, Jan 17th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

AND A PENALTY?? That's bullshit!

via TweetCaster for Android

The word is incidental Asshole.

via TweetCaster for Android

HOW IS THAT NOT A PENALTY SHOT?

via TweetCaster for Android

Flyers have a lot of dump, but little chase.

via TweetCaster for Android

FYI, she didn't think it was hilarious. What a stick in the mud this woman is.

via TweetCaster for Android

I got a little drunk and put on my wife's pajamas. Shh. When she finally comes to bed it will be hilarious.

via TweetCaster for Android

Oh. So sorry the Steelers lost.

via TweetCaster for Android

Good lord this football game.

via TweetCaster for Android

LesBowen Might vomit at all the congratulations of Pats for getting a first down on a deflection. That’s luck, not “Patriot magic.”

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 7:52 PM, Jan 16th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Great, now we have to hear Pats fans for longer....

via TweetCaster for Android

My 6 and 4 year old children watch and sing along with a Neil Young Heart of Gold YouTube video. Im doing OK. Just OK.

via TweetCaster for Android

RT @KellyDaBunny: So long and thanks for all the fish.

via TweetCaster for Android

JesselynRadack @tedcruz called @Snowden a . Before election season, Cruz sed he'd done a public service (1)
(De)bait pic.twitter.com/7JhHeOVRB2

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:58 PM, Jan 15th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

9/11 mention. Take 2 shots.

via TweetCaster for Android

igorvolsky This is such a petty debate. You're not hearing anything about the GOP's vision for America. They're either attacking each other or Hillary

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:47 PM, Jan 14th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Cruz can't actually believe the horse shit that comes out of his mouth, can he?

via TweetCaster for Android

Great, now I'm addicted to Nurse Jackie.

via TweetCaster for Android

At this rate the will end up hiring the coach from the freaking or someshit.

via BitlBee

Hahahaha 49ers.

via BitlBee

Hans Gruber died?

via BitlBee

Lololol RT @MaxTemkin: I sent a 55-gallon drum of personal lubricant to the Oregon Militia pic.twitter.com/qXCwsgKmXn

via TweetCaster for Android

RT @HockeyCentraI: When you're the backup but you're just happy to be on the team

via TweetCaster for Android

GQMagazine Here’s Paul Ryan trying reeeeally hard not to laugh at one of Obama’s jokes pic.twitter.com/gqekuYJ1BF

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:06 PM, Jan 12th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

LipstickThuggin I couldn’t take it anymore pic.twitter.com/iMKATRp46k

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 10:06 PM, Jan 12th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Yes Netflix, I'm still watching. Dammit.

via TweetCaster for Android

LVPhantoms Phantoms score! It's the All-Star Nick Cousins who ties the game 1-1! pic.twitter.com/itZzqwwMOj

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:06 PM, Jan 10th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Just finished a big helping of spicy mussels marinara. If I don't live through the night, just know I love you all.

via TweetCaster for Android

Time to turn this game off.

via TweetCaster for Android

The sideline reporter needs a new microphone. Good god.

via TweetCaster for Android

That should about do it.

via TweetCaster for Android

daub.me/p/67f49 - Maybe I'm out of control with the stuff.

via MelloTwurl

I think its time that I build a @Raspberry_Pi cluster. Maybe start out with 10 nodes and a controller?

via TweetCaster for Android

Yes dear, don't feed the cat sauerkraut. What can I say, she loves it.

via TweetCaster for Android

What's the countdown until the new Star Wars is released on Blu-ray? NEED.

via TweetCaster for Android

I think I need a shave.

via TweetCaster for Android

Don't even start fans. I don't want a coach named Lovie.

via TweetCaster for Android

Is Hexstall a Wizard? Serious question.

via TweetCaster for Android

eaglesfan9019 RIP

-Qua -Tangin-Wan
pic.twitter.com/zAwbtQFAI7

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:21 PM, Jan 5th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

"Night catch don't ever fucking do it again."

via Plume for Android

They are totally going to tie this aren't they?

via Plume for Android

What's with all the complaints about the booing? Remember when Jagr was booed for years and years?

via Plume for Android

Wayne redirect goal! up 3-1!

via Plume for Android

GHOST BEAR BLAST HE SCORES!

via Plume for Android

pimoroni Those talented @Smarticase folk back with a slick IM case for the @Raspberry_Pi touchscreen kickstarter.com/projects/79976… pic.twitter.com/Yvwb0K5C0r

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 7:29 AM, Jan 5th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

I'm fairly certain is going to get smoked by Sweden.

via Plume for Android

No big deal, it's only 10 degrees. Screw this.

via Plume for Android

nuclearcarly Ok, back to @FastNLoudTV

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:34 PM, Jan 4th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

igorvolsky 85% of Americans favor expanded background checks but @NRA spent $30,650,008 in 2014 to make sure "reps of ppl" dont twitter.com/SenJohnMcCain/…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:19 PM, Jan 4th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

xeni I LOL'd. pic.twitter.com/lfd4tUIxSq

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:19 PM, Jan 4th, 2016 via Plume for Android)

daub.me/p/5194c - Great. These kids won't let me play!

via MelloTwurl

Well that loss really set my mood for this evening...

via Plume for Android

Well that was a fun little tourney. shits the bed again...

via BitlBee

FRIG. down 1 at the end of the 2nd...

via BitlBee

UGH. Now Russia is up 1 with 2:04 left in the 2nd...

via BitlBee

Saw that coming, has really been letting the Russians hang around in their end, that's what happens.

via BitlBee

Wow, great kill being down 2 men.

via BitlBee

This is going to suuuucckkkk.

via BitlBee

UGH and a slash????

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