The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

December 2015

realmattmorales George Lucas said he didn’t like the new Star Wars movie, which is great because now he finally knows what that feels like.

via Buffer (retweeted on 11:04 PM, Dec 31st, 2015 via Plume for Android)

I'm drinking champagne out of a plastic Dusty Crophopper cup. So what? #2015

via Plume for Android

Trapper died? Rip Wayne Rogers.

via Plume for Android

It's a little early for fireworks you clowns.

via Plume for Android

TheHersheyBears The Phantoms defeat the Bears 3-1.

via Sprout Social (retweeted on 7:24 PM, Dec 31st, 2015 via Plume for Android)

I have the post Chinese buffet sweats.

via Plume for Android

Heh, PK Subban says he doesn't like the Patriots.

via Plume for Android

That's ok @NHL. Good call. Thanks.

via Plume for Android

VORACEK HAD 2 STICKS BUT WE SCORED

via Plume for Android

Well that power play was a real kick in the pants.

via Plume for Android

What was that who cares they score!!!

via Plume for Android

Seriously Umberger you are killing me.

via Plume for Android

That's cool @NHL, your refs are butt.

via Plume for Android

Oh a big legal hit? Penalty.

via Plume for Android

Cameras at San Jose are way off. Way too blue.

via Plume for Android

FlyersFanLMJ A 10:45 puck drop? Are you trying to kill me, NBCSN???

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:43 PM, Dec 30th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

daub.me/p/daa31 - 9 bucks a month for a cat warmer. Good deal.

via MelloTwurl

It's really easy. Don't fuck with Rick.

via Plume for Android

puts up 10 on the Swiss. And it's jut over halfway through the game.

via BitlBee

Yay make it 8!

via BitlBee

And the extra point is good! up 7-1.

via BitlBee

Wow that's some lazy shit .

via BitlBee

gets a touchdown, extra point hopefully coming soon...

via BitlBee

Werenski has a 3 point 1st period, and there is just over 4 minutes left...

via BitlBee

chases the Swiss goalie, now up 5-0.

via BitlBee

up 3-0, this could get ugly...

via BitlBee

Friggin Swiss fans and their cowbells. Give it a rest already.

via Plume for Android

Howie Roseman again? We are doomed.

via Plume for Android

PHSportsGoddess Fool me once... twitter.com/regdaddy10/sta…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:51 PM, Dec 30th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

Wow, that was totally a Knife Party song on .

via Plume for Android

Hate on Chip all you want. I still love him for that play where Riley Cooper laid on the field during a kickoff.

via Plume for Android

How the F is McNabb tweeting from the clink?

via Plume for Android

LaurieStenger10 Can I please get a photo of Chip Kelly leaving the Linc, head down, holding a Wawa bag....that later he'll put over Rendell's head?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:21 PM, Dec 29th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

I had a nice bottle of champagne saved for New Years. I guess its time to pop it?

via Plume for Android

Kurt_BSH Just kinda bummed out, y'know? This was supposed to work and be fun and it didn't and wasn't.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:53 PM, Dec 29th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

Great, we now just turned into the Browns.

via Plume for Android

LesBowen I don't have a take yet, except for Chip to be out tonight, something happened. Did Chip ask out?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:30 PM, Dec 29th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

Damn, Canada is losing?

via Plume for Android

It's 33 degrees. And raining like crazy. Any colder and this could really get out of hand rather quickly.

via Plume for Android

I really should be tired. Vacation is really borking my sleep schedule.

via Plume for Android

Disney Infinity Star Wars The Force Awakens action pack was pre-ordered from Amazon. Is it wrong if I play by myself first without kids?

via Plume for Android

Damn, a Giants player was ejected.

via Plume for Android

Ugh. Mason has to stop that.

via Plume for Android

Wow was that ever a cluster fuck. Game tied again.

via Plume for Android

Manning is kind of a steaming turd.

via Plume for Android

Wow that is a terrible call. Are you kidding me ref?

via Plume for Android

Lol Mason throwing bombs!

via Plume for Android

Wow, the Ducks really are giant pieces of shit. Dirty pricks for sure.

via Plume for Android

J E T S JETS JETS JETS!

via Plume for Android

Anyone else having @linode problems from Newark? Everything just died.

via Twitter Web Client

Thank god its finally over.

via Plume for Android

the_ironsheik CHIP KELLY I BREAK YOUR BACK JABRONI

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:34 PM, Dec 26th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

Awful. That's really awful. Not even going for it?

via Plume for Android

I'm going to watch Eagles post game live because I don't have enough anger in me.

via Plume for Android

It all comes down to that one play. THAT PLAY WHERE THE EAGLES WERE ASS. You remember.

via Plume for Android

But we beat the Patriots.

via Plume for Android

That was the best thing Sanchez has done. Ever. Nice catch buddy.

via Plume for Android

Oh no he's better now!

via Plume for Android

Redskin down with a pulled labia majora.

via Plume for Android

I want Chip to leave.

via Plume for Android

Murry can die for all I care.

via Plume for Android

When I played football we used to call that a fumble fuck.

via Plume for Android

I still want to punch a baby.

via Plume for Android

MURRAY RUSHING TOUCHDOWN WHAT?

via Plume for Android

This team is the absolute worst.

via Plume for Android

At least we beat the Patriots. Remember that?

via Plume for Android

I think I'm going to bed.

via Plume for Android

This is the Eagles team we knee we had. Let it end, please.

via Plume for Android

That's a catch. But replay will say no. Book it.

via Plume for Android

Catch that's a catch.

via Plume for Android

THAT'S BULLAHIT REF TOUCHING

via Plume for Android

Awful. It's just awful

via Plume for Android

You guys all blast Bradford... Let's see you pinpoint pass a ball with a googly left eye.

via Plume for Android

Mdmskskckfkkekkskkkkgkr HE WAS WIDE OPEN

via Plume for Android

Lol Murray can't catch a break and then falls down.

via Plume for Android

Or that. Same dumb shit.

via Plume for Android

Beautiful pass. Row.

via Plume for Android

No pressure and everyone is wide open.

via Plume for Android

That's as fucking offsides as offsides gets! Come on!

via Plume for Android

This will be a quick 3 and out.

via Plume for Android

Ugh, who was that slow ass guy in front during that return?

via Plume for Android

Oh hey Peters is hurt. Wow.

via Plume for Android

Gotta get rid of that ball kid.

via Plume for Android

Wow, there were a lot of Eagles players moving there. Yikes.

via Plume for Android

Give it to Sproles again. And again.

via Plume for Android

Now, uh, defense please?

via Plume for Android

There we go, let's see that flag!

via Plume for Android

At least it wasn't 3 and out!

via Plume for Android

Damn. That was SWEET.

via Plume for Android

All or nothing. Balls to the wall. Insert another saying here please.

via Plume for Android

Replaced the front door knob with something fancy, added another ZWave smoke/carbon monoxide detector, and a ZWave outlet. Busy busy!

via Plume for Android

Hrm, should I start drinking now before the game or wait until it starts?

via Plume for Android

And the home of the brave!

via Plume for Android

beats Canada in the tournament opener 4-2!

via Plume for Android

Dirty deflection, gooooaalllllll!

via Plume for Android

Blaahhhh. Canada ties it up.

via Plume for Android

Wow that was all kinds of ugly

via Plume for Android

Uncle Buck. Still funny.

via Plume for Android

Kids today are so spoiled. You know what my favorite gift was? A giant vibrating table painted like a football field with plastic players.

via Plume for Android

Late night tablet streaming is the best kind of streaming.

via Plume for Android

daub.me/p/65aee - I always wrap my gifts with @MADmagazine

via MelloTwurl

6am children, really? Whew.

via Plume for Android

A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch.

via Plume for Android

December. 61 degrees. It's killing me.

via Plume for Android

daub.me/p/4511a - @anki is the best Christmas gift. Ever. EVER!

via MelloTwurl

anki.com/en-us

Best. Christmas. Present. Ever.

I might play with it more than the children. It's that fun.

via Plume for Android

"Dad, these football games are dumb. But I will root for the team that looks most like the ."

This kid. Making me tear up.

via Plume for Android

Donald Trump said that is schlonging Northern Illinois.

via Plume for Android

2 more "things" installed. Another water sensor and another window sensor. I'm running out of projects, help me get more @smartthings!

via Plume for Android

Damn. Temple doesn't look good at all.

via Plume for Android

USAHockeyScores FINAL: USA 3, Finland 2. Dvorak, Milano and DeBrincat each score in the win!

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 2:29 PM, Dec 22nd, 2015 via Plume for Android)

come all the way back and win!

via Plume for Android

Ryan White with an amazing play, Medvedev scores.

via Plume for Android

Absolute bullshit. That's terrible.

via Plume for Android

Dude. Take the scarf off. Please.

via Plume for Android

Absolutely brutal bullshit refs. Nice try though.

via Plume for Android

THAT IS A HORSESHIT OFFSIDES

via Plume for Android

Still love Hitch. Always will.

via Plume for Android

Minion movie, watching the 4th time. My mind is turning to mush.

via Plume for Android

Sick child movie time. Minions. 3rd time.

via Plume for Android

daub.me/p/eb181 - 104 degree fever last night. Going to be a long day.

via MelloTwurl

Chip Kelly is a fast talker.

via Plume for Android

Thank god that's over.

via Plume for Android

Now Ertz is hurt. Just wonderful.

via Plume for Android

Lol now we try deep. TD anyway!

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