And with that pellet stove thermostat addition, I'm now up to 70 @smartthings. I can't wait until the next 70!
Thank you @smartthings, I just hit 70 things!
Tom Brady says, "Waaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaa sniff sniff waaaaaaaaaa."
ChrisWarcraft Collinsworth desperately trying not to call the Patriots cheaters on live air.
I think I'll skip football tonight, more fun to follow it via Twitter anyway. The Pats may score 100 on the #Eagles next week.
Jessica Jones in a little under 2 days. My eyes are fried.
@RBonner_ Carry On My Wayward Son. Sorry, that was sooo bad.
Mason gets the shootout in the #FLYERS victory.
Simmonds empty net goal seals the deal!
That's some top shelf filth.
Simmonds break away and a beauty!
That's pretty much horseshit.
daub.me/p/dc21c - That can't be comfortable.
Cheering through the National Anthem drives me INSANE.
#Phantoms win the shootout!
#Phantoms headed to the dreaded shootout.
And now the #Phantoms are headed to OT.
Lavy is too pissed to leave the bench.
GHOST OT game winner!
Lol Lavy is irate!
Now they finally call the too many men penalty!
Of course they tie it with 20 seconds left. Frick!
Bleh, no one did nothing on that fight.
Omg what a save!
Yay a power play!
Another great start for the #FLYERS
WTF that's a free play??
Cool Pornstache Cassel.
Romo hurt again.
What a bunch of heartless bitches.
What an embarrassment. This team has no heart.
Thus drug commercial, Jesus. You can get diarrhea AND constipation? How the F is that possible?
Just end it now.
And another injury.
Lol fuck Aikman.
TD Celek! And he's gimpy as hell.
Jfc Sanchez get your ass out of the way.
Wide open. Goodnight.
Wow that's some wonderful tackle work boys.
The oline is poo.
This is looking to be a great 3 and out.
Hey! They stopped a 3rd and long! Woooo!
Must have been the wind.
Chip literally uses 3 plays.
And Peters is hurt again.
NORTH AND SOUTH PLEASE.
This team cannot run screens anymore.
Welp. Here goes nothing. #EAGLES
BroadStHockey Cal Clutterbuck can go shove it.
That power play was absolute poop.
Peeeecoooooo power play!
G to G!
Ordering another ZWave thermostat for my pellet stove. It's totally @smartthings fault! Manual thermostat control? Ridiculous!
@PlainBlack_D You can't argue and use common sense and facts! It won't work lol
Can the NHL have proper press coverage? This 18 reporters standing around some dude in his underwear shit is stupid. Get a fucking podium!
I think I'll watch the Brindy ceremony and then turn off the game.
That is such a stupid call.
Chip is getting pissssssy.
Haha Chip getting all pissy.
Hey Chip, we don't need to look at film. This team is shit on a stick.
daub.me/p/6e6ab - It's a shame Rendell's bag had holes in it.
I have to heat Chip's snide, shit ass post game. No drywall is safe.
Who is the 3rd string QB again? I'm up for it, WTF do we have to lose.
A non deflected interception on a screen? I think that's the first time I've seen that.
"Sanchez Sucks Sanchez Sucks" clearly heard.
Sproles recalling giving it to Sanchez.
There is no way Jamis Winston wrote that shit.
Ground football rule?
This #EAGLES game is Donald Trump bad.
A stop! Sort of!
The #Eagles make me want to boycott Thanksgiving.
Ewolff28 Man what's going on...
I'll tell you what, we have 14 more points than we deserve.
I want to punch Chip Kelly's smug face.
Fuck this team.
3rd down, wide open.
Diehl can really go eat a bag of dicks.
"Dad why are you crying?" Look away son. Don't involve yourself in this. #Eagles
Wonder what Tebow is up to?
You all wanted Sanchez. You got him.
No worries, this #EAGLES high speed offense still has 1:03 to go 3 and out.
Absolute trash. Fucking defense just completely turned to shit.
After all that bullshit now they throw the red flag?
They have to go for it.
ITS THE SAME FUCKING PLAY!
Same fucking 3rd down every time and the Eagles can't pick it up.
Need some real defense here.
Give it to Sproles! TD! #EAGLES
Kudos for Sanchez getting the duck out-of-the-way.
Lol I quit. Fuck this team.
I meant Ertz. Sorry, wrong white dude.
Dude, stop showing that. That was ugly.
Pass for 8, and I'm sure Celek is dead.
3rd and 11.
Who is the next qb? At least Bradford hits hands.
And now Cooper is returning a kick off. Can't get any lower then this folks.
This defense sucks!
Defense literally turned completely to shit.
You are fucking kidding me!
Jfc Sanchez is worse than Bradford.
Cool Huff, you have to down that.
Of course it stands.
Heel looks out to me.
Hey NFL, here's an idea. Put a fucking camera on the sidelines in the back of each end zone. Dumbasses.
DAMN that's close.
Wow that's some trash defense right there.
I don't think he was actually offsides either.
When didn't see that sack coming.
The back of Biggers head made a great play right there.
He wasn't even close to being offsides, but it doesn't matter, the catch was made.
If he misses this extra point I'm going to live tweet myself drinking a bottle of hand sanitizer.
HUFF! TD #EAGLES
Holy Jesus now we are quarterback drawing shit.
Yaya a rushing first down!
Lololol first down #Eagles!
Wow I'm about to turn this off.
Pretty sure that's Bucs fall. Here we fucking go. #Eagles
Jfc he had to be down.
Here goes nothing. #EAGLES
In my opinion, the biggest #EAGLES test today will be Chip. Can he adapt his play calling to help out Sanchez?
Wow isn't this fun? #FLYERS
Of course Ghost breaks his stick. Of course he does.
That went to shit pretty quickly.
The Sens would score with under a minute left in the period.
Jfc turnover after turnover.
And no call. That's brutal.
Let's go #FLYERS. Yawn.
E! canceled The Soup? WTF?????
This one is over. #BoiseState
#BoiseState you are killing me.
Boise state! Wooo
@salgovernale What song is the crying song?
darthstar99 Carly Fiorina talking about how to respond to terror threats is about as convincing as a Kardashian doing the same.
I made a bad parenting decision with the Beavis and Butthead YouTube viewing. Lots of bunghole talk. I'm sooo in trouble.
I think I want a little yippie lap dog.
@powellnathanj It is amazing.
@powellnathanj Your new Twitter pic is epic.
nuclearcarly Taylor Leier, mustache/beard combo looking liking a newly planted lawn in suburban development that they forgot to water
Fucking PA lotto commercial.
Amazing pass from Ghost to Raffl, so close.
Shootouts are so awful.
Ugh a shootout.
Omfg this OT
I mean I need a timeout.
HOLY SHOP SAVE MASON
A point is good right? #FLYERS
It would be that scumbag Lucic.
Jfc they score.
JAKE TO GIROUX HE SCORES!
I'm kinda done with Matty Read. He just seems to always be there, without doing much.