The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

November 2015

And with that pellet stove thermostat addition, I'm now up to 70 @smartthings. I can't wait until the next 70!

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Thank you @smartthings, I just hit 70 things!

via Plume for Android

daub.me/p/4ffce - The pellet stove is now controlled by @smartthings. Nice.

via MelloTwurl

Tom Brady says, "Waaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaa sniff sniff waaaaaaaaaa."

via BitlBee

OfficialReview Touchdown game over pic.twitter.com/eVzCzVZf4b

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:01 AM, Nov 30th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

YEEESSSSSSS Wooooooooooooooo

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ChrisWarcraft Collinsworth desperately trying not to call the Patriots cheaters on live air.

via Echofon (retweeted on 11:51 PM, Nov 29th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

artiequitter @Ruin2morrowJr Amazing. Gotta admit when a Philly crowd isn't insanely drunk and listens to set ups for jokes they're the best on Earth! 143

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:41 PM, Nov 29th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

I think I'll skip football tonight, more fun to follow it via Twitter anyway. The Pats may score 100 on the next week.

via Plume for Android

Jessica Jones in a little under 2 days. My eyes are fried.

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@RBonner_ Carry On My Wayward Son. Sorry, that was sooo bad.

via Plume for Android in reply to RBonner_

Mason gets the shootout in the victory.

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Simmonds empty net goal seals the deal!

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Fkvigokwkqoaplvogkeke omg

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That's some top shelf filth.

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Simmonds break away and a beauty!

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That's pretty much horseshit.

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daub.me/p/dc21c - That can't be comfortable.

via MelloTwurl

Cheering through the National Anthem drives me INSANE.

via Plume for Android

headed to the dreaded shootout.

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And now the are headed to OT.

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Lavy is too pissed to leave the bench.

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GHOST OT game winner!

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Now they finally call the too many men penalty!

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Dkxkgkskckekalslslxlr

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Of course they tie it with 20 seconds left. Frick!

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Bleh, no one did nothing on that fight.

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Another great start for the

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WTF that's a free play??

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Cool Pornstache Cassel.

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What a bunch of heartless bitches.

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What an embarrassment. This team has no heart.

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Thus drug commercial, Jesus. You can get diarrhea AND constipation? How the F is that possible?

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TD Celek! And he's gimpy as hell.

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Jfc Sanchez get your ass out of the way.

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Wide open. Goodnight.

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Wow that's some wonderful tackle work boys.

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This is looking to be a great 3 and out.

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Hey! They stopped a 3rd and long! Woooo!

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Must have been the wind.

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Chip literally uses 3 plays.

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And Peters is hurt again.

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NORTH AND SOUTH PLEASE.

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This team cannot run screens anymore.

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BroadStHockey Cal Clutterbuck can go shove it.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:12 PM, Nov 25th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

That power play was absolute poop.

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Peeeecoooooo power play!

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chrislhayes The singularity has been achieved. twitter.com/asmith83/statu…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:32 PM, Nov 25th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

Ordering another ZWave thermostat for my pellet stove. It's totally @smartthings fault! Manual thermostat control? Ridiculous!

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ComedyCentral In t-minus 30 minutes, @BillNye takes over our account to live-tweet 's space episode. pic.twitter.com/4urNfaPVlO

via Sprinklr (retweeted on 10:22 PM, Nov 24th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

@PlainBlack_D You can't argue and use common sense and facts! It won't work lol

via Plume for Android in reply to PlainBlack_D

Can the NHL have proper press coverage? This 18 reporters standing around some dude in his underwear shit is stupid. Get a fucking podium!

via Plume for Android

I think I'll watch the Brindy ceremony and then turn off the game.

via Plume for Android

That is such a stupid call.

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TonyAndrock_TCG GOAL! OH MY GOUMAS! re-gain the lead 3-2.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:59 PM, Nov 22nd, 2015 via Plume for Android)

Chip is getting pissssssy.

via Plume for Android

Haha Chip getting all pissy.

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Hey Chip, we don't need to look at film. This team is shit on a stick.

via Plume for Android

daub.me/p/6e6ab - It's a shame Rendell's bag had holes in it.

via MelloTwurl

I have to heat Chip's snide, shit ass post game. No drywall is safe.

via Plume for Android

Who is the 3rd string QB again? I'm up for it, WTF do we have to lose.

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A non deflected interception on a screen? I think that's the first time I've seen that.

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"Sanchez Sucks Sanchez Sucks" clearly heard.

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Sproles recalling giving it to Sanchez.

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There is no way Jamis Winston wrote that shit.

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bmac2838 LOLOLOLOLOL pic.twitter.com/yQZE0N6eEQ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:44 PM, Nov 22nd, 2015 via Plume for Android)

Ground football rule?

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This game is Donald Trump bad.

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The make me want to boycott Thanksgiving.

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Ewolff28 Man what's going on...

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:27 PM, Nov 22nd, 2015 via Plume for Android)

I'll tell you what, we have 14 more points than we deserve.

via Plume for Android

TonyAndrock_TCG GOAL! Sam Morin with his first career pro goal! 1-0 @LVPhantoms with 14:24 left in the 1st period!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:14 PM, Nov 22nd, 2015 via Plume for Android)

I want to punch Chip Kelly's smug face.

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3rd down, wide open.

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Diehl can really go eat a bag of dicks.

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"Dad why are you crying?" Look away son. Don't involve yourself in this.

via Plume for Android

BroncoSportsFB The is loose in Philly! @DougMartin22 has 177 rushing yards in the first half for Tampa Bay... es.pn/1jvoyP7

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:50 PM, Nov 22nd, 2015 via Plume for Android)

Wonder what Tebow is up to?

via Plume for Android

You all wanted Sanchez. You got him.

via Plume for Android

No worries, this high speed offense still has 1:03 to go 3 and out.

via Plume for Android

Absolute trash. Fucking defense just completely turned to shit.

via Plume for Android

After all that bullshit now they throw the red flag?

via Plume for Android

They have to go for it.

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ITS THE SAME FUCKING PLAY!

via Plume for Android

Same fucking 3rd down every time and the Eagles can't pick it up.

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Need some real defense here.

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Kudos for Sanchez getting the duck out-of-the-way.

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Lol I quit. Fuck this team.

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I meant Ertz. Sorry, wrong white dude.

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Dude, stop showing that. That was ugly.

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Pass for 8, and I'm sure Celek is dead.

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Who is the next qb? At least Bradford hits hands.

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And now Cooper is returning a kick off. Can't get any lower then this folks.

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Defense literally turned completely to shit.

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You are fucking kidding me!

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Jfc Sanchez is worse than Bradford.

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Cool Huff, you have to down that.

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Of course it stands.

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Heel looks out to me.

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Hey NFL, here's an idea. Put a fucking camera on the sidelines in the back of each end zone. Dumbasses.

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Wow that's some trash defense right there.

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I don't think he was actually offsides either.

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When didn't see that sack coming.

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The back of Biggers head made a great play right there.

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He wasn't even close to being offsides, but it doesn't matter, the catch was made.

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If he misses this extra point I'm going to live tweet myself drinking a bottle of hand sanitizer.

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Holy Jesus now we are quarterback drawing shit.

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Yaya a rushing first down!

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Wow I'm about to turn this off.

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Pretty sure that's Bucs fall. Here we fucking go.

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Jfc he had to be down.

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In my opinion, the biggest test today will be Chip. Can he adapt his play calling to help out Sanchez?

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Of course Ghost breaks his stick. Of course he does.

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That went to shit pretty quickly.

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The Sens would score with under a minute left in the period.

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Jfc turnover after turnover.

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And no call. That's brutal.

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E! canceled The Soup? WTF?????

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@mikedaub @powellnathanj Maybe try sticking one more thing to that refrigerator.

via Plume for Android in reply to mikedaub

looking a lot like the . Fast paced offense that does very little, defense gives up big plays.

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BroncoSportsFB Thomas Sperbeck makes a 7-yard catch, and sets the Boise State single-season record with 1,217 receiving yards! pic.twitter.com/6kJsUbHAdT

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:55 PM, Nov 20th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

@salgovernale What song is the crying song?

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darthstar99 Carly Fiorina talking about how to respond to terror threats is about as convincing as a Kardashian doing the same.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:35 PM, Nov 20th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

I made a bad parenting decision with the Beavis and Butthead YouTube viewing. Lots of bunghole talk. I'm sooo in trouble.

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I think I want a little yippie lap dog.

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@powellnathanj Your new Twitter pic is epic.

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nuclearcarly Taylor Leier, mustache/beard combo looking liking a newly planted lawn in suburban development that they forgot to water

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:46 PM, Nov 19th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

Fucking PA lotto commercial.

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Amazing pass from Ghost to Raffl, so close.

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toolboa GRODD!!

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:30 PM, Nov 18th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

Shootouts are so awful.

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ghettorigged Tell me again why Matt Read is on this team?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:45 PM, Nov 17th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

I mean I need a timeout.

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HOLY SHOP SAVE MASON

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It would be that scumbag Lucic.

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JAKE TO GIROUX HE SCORES!

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I'm kinda done with Matty Read. He just seems to always be there, without doing much.

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