The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

September 2015

A couple Long Islands and all will be well.

via Plume for Android

2 years in a row in get to see them lose. Yay.

via Plume for Android

Onto penalties! Be still my heart!

via Plume for Android

Gooooooooooaaaallllllll

via Plume for Android

daub.me/p/06605 - Finally sitting at the match.

via melloTwurl

Got to the match and our StubHub tickets were fucked.

via Plume for Android

Still love you Al Gore.

via Plume for Android

daub.me/p/72789 - Love the new Antec Bias TV lighting!

via melloTwurl

Let's go clap clap clap clap clap.

via Plume for Android

daub.me/p/aa9a4 - Spidey my man, you don't fit in the sink.

via melloTwurl

Looks like I'll have to watch the Cup game in the rain. So be it!

via Plume for Android

Wtf ever happened to Murderleg?

via Plume for Android

Finally, Pope, go home.

via Plume for Android

I wonder how much of this Pope nonsense was forced upon the American taxpayers?

via Plume for Android

At least the Pope drives in a Jeep.

via Plume for Android

now undefeated when I choose not to drink during a game.

via Plume for Android

They are totally going to blow this.

via Plume for Android

Haha that was a shit show.

via Plume for Android

If Bradford fakes even one of those someone would probably be wide open.

via Plume for Android

Wow I'll have to see the replay, but damn what an int!

via Plume for Android

The playbook apparently has 3 plays.

via Plume for Android

I'm sorry but what the fucking hell kind of play calling is this?

via Plume for Android

Are you fucking kidding me now?

via Plume for Android

Couldn't be anymore wide open. Christ.

via Plume for Android

Now that was a hell of a pass. Sproles just dropped it.

via Plume for Android

Awful. 3rd and long for a soon to be short dump.

via Plume for Android

Oh no we suck again!

via Plume for Android

Total waste of a possession.

via Plume for Android

Fucking sweep again.

via Plume for Android

winning 2 quarters 24-7 when I'm not drinking...

via Plume for Android

That's too close to call, don't even give me your bullshit refs.

via Plume for Android

Lol was that ever stupid.

via Plume for Android

Haha that's a stupid challenge.

via Plume for Android

Amazing catch, but only 1 foot down. Whew.

via Plume for Android

Defense will be totally gassed by the end of the half.

via Plume for Android

I'm going to kill myself. Jfc.

via Plume for Android

Wtf our kicker is trash too.

via Plume for Android

SPROLES RETURN TOUCHDOWN! WOOOOOOOOOO

via Plume for Android

Damn that was brilliant.

via Plume for Android

Seriously he's going to get someone killed.

via Plume for Android

Hicks playing like a man possessed.

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Sorry, this team is trash.

via Plume for Android

Can we not? That play hasn't worked 1 fucking time since preseason.

via Plume for Android

Yeah this is going to end in a safety isn't I.

via Plume for Android

Just glad to actually get points.

via Plume for Android

Bradford is going to get someone killed.

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Who was that even thrown to?

via Plume for Android

SwiftOnSports FOX in HD always looks like shit.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:07 PM, Sep 27th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

How in that a catch?

via Plume for Android

DaveZeitlin Andre Blake. pic.twitter.com/byaNBICHeH

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:36 PM, Sep 26th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

Blake is playing out of his mind right now.

via Plume for Android

What a rip! Goooooaaaalllll!

via Plume for Android

I literally didn't make out 1 single word she sang.

via Plume for Android

All this for one guy? Religion is so silly.

via Plume for Android

That's a pretty terrible flop.

via Plume for Android

powellnathanj The greatest acting since Tom Hanks was in Bosom Buddies is Freddy Mercury signing about Fat Bottom Girls.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:00 PM, Sep 25th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

That's some horseshit no call.

via Plume for Android

Still think my favorite player of all time is Lindros.

via TweetCaster for Android

MountainWest Ahem, “Boise State” is trending fifth in the United States right now. @BroncoSportsFB

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:29 PM, Sep 25th, 2015 via TweetCaster for Android)

This Virginia team is pretty terrible.

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Unsportsman like throat slash. Wtf?

via TweetCaster for Android

Deadspin VIDEO: The Nationals allowed an inside-the-park grand slam to the Phillies. Yes, the Phillies deadsp.in/I2KCiof

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 8:23 PM, Sep 25th, 2015 via TweetCaster for Android)

I feel @RocketLeague calling me. Calling me to get back in the game. I feel it's going to be yet another long night...

via TweetCaster for Android

@RocketLeague is killing me and my ability to get a long night's sleep.

via TweetCaster for Android

@smartthings Do you have any supported multicolor LED bulbs?

via TweetCaster for Android

GeorgeTakei Apple CEO Tim Cook says that iPad Pro could be the last computer you ever need. Until they change the charger.

via Twitter Ads (retweeted on 8:33 PM, Sep 22nd, 2015 via TweetCaster for Android)

THAT IS A POUNDING HIT

via BitlBee

JFC that skycam shit was nice after the break but I can't be watching that shit in a real game.

via BitlBee

Nice to see the PP moving the puck.

via BitlBee

That pass was wow.

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Jim Jackson yelling "Gagne" in a broadcast. Still hurts people.

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Well at least Umberger has a little more jump in him.

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Am I the only one that misses Coatesy?

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SCCCORRREEE! PP GOAL!!!

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errrrr, PPL Power Play (in Allentown)

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PECO POWER PLAY!!!

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Stupid cat is so lazy she doesn't even give a shit that there are two birds right outside the window chirping.

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Neuvirth has quite the neck beard.

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Heh wtf is that kid doing?

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I totally should have picked up tickets tonight. Friggin are a 8 minute drive from my house.

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1 @linode server converted to KVM, 6 to go!

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That's how you fucking run block.

via TweetCaster for Android

BrianDawkins Out by a cheek? Lol

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:05 PM, Sep 20th, 2015 via TweetCaster for Android)

That's actually closer than I thought.

via TweetCaster for Android

Carey Williams mugged the shit out of him.

via TweetCaster for Android

You know who needs a serious punch in the face? Pete Carroll. Directly in the face.

via BitlBee

dezdidntcatchit Mason Crosby is such a tough name for me to comprehend, cause I love Mason, but despise Crosby.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:59 PM, Sep 20th, 2015 via BitlBee)

Wow, WTF was that all about?

via BitlBee

@RPGEndBoss I would actually try one if I thought it would help.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to RPGEndBoss

You know who I miss? Jim Johnson.

via BitlBee

That's a pretty, pretty pass....

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These pretzels are making me thirsty...

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ZOMG What a run, so close to making it 3-nil.

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BrotherlyGame CCCCEEEEEEEEEEE JJAAAAAAAAAAYYYY

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:36 PM, Sep 20th, 2015 via BitlBee)

GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!

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I have a positive, no one died. Literally, I'm glad.

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"The Eagles look like the worst team in a bad division." Ray knows all.

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Are people really bitching about the defense?

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"Nothing worked today." That about sums it up Chipper.

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"We just didn't block them. We just couldn't block them." Sums that shit up.

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Here comes Chip...

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RBonner_ That game was more painful than my first marriage

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:54 PM, Sep 20th, 2015 via BitlBee)

Can someone please run out there and kick Ed Rendell in the fucking face?!?!

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Chip looks mad as FUCK.

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Without a doubt the worst game I've ever watched.

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the kick went 4 fucking yards

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I'll tell you what, Aikman can go eat a big fat bag of dicks too. Asshole.

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How the fuck is that delay of game even possible?!!?

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How the fuck was that even possible?!

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POSITIVE RUNNING WOOO

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This is totally going to end in an turnover isn't it?

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Oh nooooowwwww Matthews is making catches.

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lol of course offsetting

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Clearly a flag.

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So glad all that money was spent on Maxwell.

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LOL NFL just called them to tell them NO no no we didn't screw up, say something on the broadcast

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GOOOOAAALLLLL!!!!

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Guess that's the QBs fault too eh? Just checking.

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Yay a 1st down.

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Oh the ref fucked it up? Shicker

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Oh good the are on.

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Um, you are going to blame Bradford there? He clearly didn't call for the ball

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LOLOLOLOOL KILL ME

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This is over, the D is gassed. Can't blame them really, been out there the entire time.

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Not even REMOTELY close.

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Not even close.

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JEsus christ

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Dirty fucking kicker

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MURRAY fired up

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1st down! A run! Woooo

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Matthews cannot catch.

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his foot was in the line, fool

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HAHAHAHA Touchback!!

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