The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

August 2015

Listen. It's cool that you personally know God and/or Jesus. But seriously, why would He pick you? Cmon.

via Plume for Android

I could legit eat a fucking diner breakfast platter...

via BitlBee

Reboot, here goes nothing!

via BitlBee

Time to upgrade the home server.... Hope for the best!

via BitlBee

hexer611 Pretty sure this is what Syd Barrett saw when he finally went mad.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:50 PM, Aug 30th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

The wife is on the way home. I'm texting her constantly for take out. She is apparently having none of it. Chicken again boys.

via Plume for Android

I picked a bad Sunday to start drinking.

via Plume for Android

RBonner_ Gotta start throwing at the heads of the home run hitters!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:12 PM, Aug 30th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

This game was a lot of fun, like, 10 minutes ago.

via Plume for Android

Yikes. Thank God I bet the over.

via Plume for Android

Sorry bud, we Americans don't know what a fortnight is.

via Plume for Android

That's not a strike.

via Plume for Android

That 3rd base coach is way smarter than the guy.

via Plume for Android

First inning, PA chases the starting pitcher.

via Plume for Android

That's as small as small ball gets.

via Plume for Android

This game feels like I'm watching that movie Gung Ho.

via Plume for Android

Apparently this kid will be a future pitcher.

via Plume for Android

That dude with the dreadlocks is awful.

via Plume for Android

Lol what kind of defense was that?

via Plume for Android

Well that's a good way to get yourself killed.

via Plume for Android

GOT EM! barely get out of that alive.

via BitlBee

38 points in the first half. Not bad.

via BitlBee

Barner untouched, TD.... but a flag...

via BitlBee

WOW what a screen pass!

via BitlBee

Heh wow that was pretty ugly.

via BitlBee

Woohoo 1st down!

via BitlBee

And another flag.

via BitlBee

Butt fumble is the worst.

via BitlBee

No hold on Logan though...

via Plume for Android

Let's be honest, the just aren't very good.

via Plume for Android

Well fart, what was that?

via Plume for Android

Jesus christ we can't kick extra points.

via Plume for Android

Really? Challenging a play in the preseason? Cmon man, wtf.

via Plume for Android

Beautiful float pass to Sproles. TD

via Plume for Android

Murray leaving a lot of meat on the bone.

via Plume for Android

HUGE return on the opening kick-off!

via Plume for Android

That's an awful card. Wtf Ref?

via Plume for Android

With the way my bottle and cans recycle bin looks, you would think I was running a bar out of my basement.

via Plume for Android

Time for the match, then time.

via Plume for Android

SportsCenter National Champs! Pennsylvania hits walk-off vs Texas to win U.S. Championship & advances to face Japan in LLWS Final. pic.twitter.com/awzxyslBTZ

via Spredfast app (retweeted on 5:44 PM, Aug 29th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

Hey @amazon, you shouldn't "Guarantee delivery" when the @USPS is involved. Every every every time it's never delivered.

via Plume for Android

Chocolate Thunder died?!!?

via BitlBee

Did Bowa say you can eat my tit? I couldn't tell. Seems like it.

via Plume for Android

rob_aden Yall make the playoff one year and think you run shit.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:47 PM, Aug 25th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

"Look Dad, I'm 2 years older!" Cmon kid, that's a scale.

via Plume for Android

Emily, my 7 year old daughter, is asking if babies come out of the mama's butt. Wow this is going south fast.

via BitlBee

Whew. win 7-4 after giving up 3 runs in the 9th.

via Plume for Android

And now the are falling apart in the 9th.

via Plume for Android

Well this fell apart really quickly.

via Plume for Android

1 play. 2 seconds left. Sweet lord my heart.

via Plume for Android

terilyns68 So the Soul is about to let us down just like every other Philly team.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:18 PM, Aug 23rd, 2015 via Plume for Android)

Cmon , please stop with the suck.

via Plume for Android

This team just imploded.

via Plume for Android

The look bad. Just very bad.

via Plume for Android

TD for real this time!

via Plume for Android

Chip arguing with the lineswoman. Giver her hell Chip that was bs!

via Plume for Android

Goooooaaaalllll! Le Toux!

via Plume for Android

Gotta dump the ball Timmy.

via Plume for Android

The have way too many white dudes with long hair.

via Plume for Android

Why is the kicker wearing a glove?

via Plume for Android

That's a flag. He was sliding.

via Plume for Android

There he goes again!! Touchdown!

via Plume for Android

Totally Sanchezed that one.

via Plume for Android

Love this offense! No jabber jawing, get up and give the ball to the ref. Next play, keep rolling. Love it.

via Plume for Android

Jesus Christ with the flags.

via Plume for Android

Oh good, Acho looks gimpy.

via Plume for Android

ColinHumphreys (that’s why they got rid of Shady)

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 7:35 PM, Aug 22nd, 2015 via Plume for Android)

Piece of cake, Murry untouched for the TD!

via Plume for Android

Oh good, Butt Fumble is in.

via Plume for Android

Nice throw Flacco! interception!

via Plume for Android

Heh. OK, take him out take him out.

via Plume for Android

Hey, an interception! ##

via Plume for Android

daub.me/p/99c5e - Man on man. Clank two bowls together and the whole clowder swarms.

via melloTwurl

USAHockeyScores FINAL: U.S. defeats Canada, 4-1

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:08 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

playoff tickets purchased!!!

via BitlBee

Watching the replay. Man Sanchez is a really, really terrible passer. Shits not even close.

via Plume for Android

Safely landed in Philly.

via Plume for Android

adimike55 I still remember the ad of him shooting out the factory windows.
Danny Briere announces retirement from NHL flyers.nhl.com/club/news.htm?…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:02 PM, Aug 17th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

And just like that, our trip is over. On to the airport...

via Plume for Android

The fact that Sebastian Bach is on Trailer Park Boys just makes it all that much better...

via Plume for Android

Btw, my Farmer's tan is absolutely amazing.

via Plume for Android

Vacation is almost over. Nothing left but to pack up and fly back to Pennsylvania tomorrow...

via Plume for Android

daub.me/p/91e0f - Small World. The last ride of the trip!

via melloTwurl

daub.me/p/86ab1 - Spooky cave on Tom Sawyer Island.

via melloTwurl

tie it up! My is a little laggy...

via Plume for Android

I see the are off to a good start again.

via Plume for Android

Humidity will be the end of me. I'm seriously worn out.

via Plume for Android

tmoore76ers Kelce on : 'That's probably the best ovation I've ever seen a 3rd-string quarterback get. I'm really happy for him.'

via SocialNewsDesk (retweeted on 5:11 PM, Aug 16th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

I see the are back to their usual awesomeness.

via Plume for Android

Hey Parkey, you are killing me.

via Plume for Android

Argh auto correct. The are losing. Panic!

via Plume for Android

I really guess I should go to bed...

via Plume for Android

AFLarenaball The @soulfootball will host the @jaxsharks in the American Conference Championship Game next Sunday at 5 p.m. ET on @CBSSportsNet​!

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:18 PM, Aug 15th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

Never fails. Another trip to @WaltDisneyWorld and the AC in my room dies. Again.

via Plume for Android

I just got to see a dolphin poop, so I have that going for me...

via TweetCaster for Android

7 hits and not a single run? Cmon boys.

via TweetCaster for Android

daub.me/p/1d60f - Mr. Ray from Finding Nemo!

via melloTwurl

daub.me/p/348f2 - Maybe a nightcap. Or 3.

via melloTwurl

daub.me/p/29045 - Fireworks! And lasers!

via melloTwurl

daub.me/p/ecdfb - Matty's favorite ride is Mexico.

via melloTwurl

daub.me/p/6820c - I think this kid is hitting the Jagermeister.

via melloTwurl

daub.me/p/f0cf7 - Oktoberfest time. Ohhh baby.

via melloTwurl

We had to stop while they apparently rebooted the Monorail. That's a first.

via TweetCaster for Android

daub.me/p/a892e - Princess Castle from the back.

via melloTwurl

daub.me/p/883ee - A manatee and his salad.

via melloTwurl

Open Cup finals headed to Philly!

via TweetCaster for Android

headed to the Open Cup championship game!

via TweetCaster for Android

End of the 1st half, nil nil.

via TweetCaster for Android

daub.me/p/b0eba - Matty found The Terminator.

via melloTwurl

daub.me/p/baa76 - Friggin video game just had a Windows error.

via melloTwurl

daub.me/p/3c825 - Folks, I've seen the gates of hell...

via melloTwurl

Right in the wallet. Nice job, plunk the bastard.

via TweetCaster for Android

Another meatball pitch, another crushed dinner. FFS.

via TweetCaster for Android

I really hope Buchanan gets hit by a bus on his way out of town.

via TweetCaster for Android

Well that was a lot of suck all at once.

via Plume for Android

ReadingFightins ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Down five runs, the score seven runs in the 7th inning to take the lead, 10-8!

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:32 PM, Aug 11th, 2015 via TweetCaster for Android)

daub.me/p/ef43a - That's a lot of birds.

via melloTwurl

daub.me/p/d6599 - Black and Tan with dinner.

via melloTwurl

daub.me/p/89b3d - Both children are smiling!

via melloTwurl

daub.me/p/b9cae - The top of Spaceship Earth.

via melloTwurl

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