The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

July 2015

Hanging curtain rods like a boss.

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Rest in peace Windows 2003 servers. I migrated the last of you today.

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daub.me/p/fb4c9 - It's too hot for this cat.

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Hey Robert Kraft.... Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Stop it ya big baby.

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daub.me/p/8bf34 - Out on the deck, smoking a pipe...

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GAME! Giles gets his first save!

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MASH is still one of my most favorite shows, ever.

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adimike55 I love Philly. This is the way to protest a candidate. Photo credit @BenMikesell , @phillydotcom staff photographer. pic.twitter.com/To6hKnhvhN

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God I detest Windows 2012.

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Later Papelbon.

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I can't help it. The episode when Henry Blake dies gets me every time.

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New Zwave thermostat arrived today. I think I'll wait until it gets a little cooler out before I mess with it. Just to be safe.

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Mexico wins. Probably shouldn't even have been there.

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Uh oh! Jamaica gets 1 back?

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mk_27 the only thing that would marginally soothe this soccer crankiness would be a jamaican win.

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Another game makes me throw up in my mouth.

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Yeah I'm turning this off.

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defense back at it again. Match now tied at 2.

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Everyone just standing around...

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Le Toux goooooaaaalllll! up 2!

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ChrisWinklerUSC At (I believe) 39 seconds that is the quickest goal in Union history. Old was Jack Mac at 58.

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Nazis. It's always the Nazis.

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New season of Rick and Morty tonight. Can't wait!

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phillysoccerpg US loses to Panama and accepts 4th place after what can only be described as a disastrous 2015 Gold Cup.

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I want Bradley removed from the country.

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HOLY SHIT THAT CATCH ALMOST KILLED ME! Cole Hamels no-no!

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phillysoccerpg Panama players refuse to retreat. No yellow. One runs out and blocks the free kick. No foul.

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Get up already, he hardly touched you.

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Let's just call it a draw and head home. This is the worst soccer match in history. Good god.

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Because Fox's Go app is such a steaming pile of Poo, I'm watching the match on Univision. In Spanish.

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VDOOZER@charlottelawr: @VDOOZER So's your face ” you forgot again. Embarrassing for you.

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Christian Slater as a hacker? Really?

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FOXSoccer Panama FA president claims match vs. Mexico 'manipulated,' vows to fight for change.@GoalUSA: foxs.pt/1HP1xOQ pic.twitter.com/10iv7D7QWC

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Hrm, feeling like a Captain Morgan kind of evening...

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I don't care what everyone else says, Chevy Chase is still funny.

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Thank you @xenseerver snapshots, thank you. You saved my life.

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Finally decided on a z-wave thermostat for my @smartthings setup. I can't believe I'm this excited for such a simple thing!

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NASA Three new crew members dock to @Space_Station at 10:46pm ET. Watch live coverage at 10pm: nasa.gov/nasatv pic.twitter.com/4MW0T34tQk

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Santorum is polling at 1%? Let's hope this jerk face finally goes away.

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Hey FX, really great job of having commercials, like, 400% louder than the actual show I'm trying to watch.

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Hard to say was outplayed, I think they beat themselves more than anything.

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That's some class A diving bullshit.

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appears to get dumber as the game goes on.

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Maybe if I call Bradley a bum again, he'll score.

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corners have been pretty weak at best.

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DAMN! Off the goalie then the post!

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Start of the 2nd, all or nothing.

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This asshat of a Ref isn't helping things either.

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can hardly keep control even when they are alone.

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Bradley does really play like a bald headed turd at times.

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falling completely apart.

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Now is down 2 nil. Well, this was a fun little tournament.

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Damn, that nearly went in!

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ReadingFightins ARRIVEDERCI @jp_crawford!!! He ties the game at 4-4 with a solo blast to right-field!

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I love when Howard swings at that shit in the dirt. Makes me giggle every single time.

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toolboa New Horizons traveled 3 billion miles to Pluto before Tool was able to complete a new album... pic.twitter.com/zElsjb0sF9

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RealGlenMacnow The biggest collection of whining wussies I've ever seen in sports. tampabay.com/sports/basebal…

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A hit? What a bum this Nola is.

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win, and after that, I think I need a nap.

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Gooooooooooaaaallllllll! win in penalty kicks! WOOOOOOOOOO

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I'm exhausted. Onto penalty kicks we go!

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These announcers are amazing awful.

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The NY Red Bull players and fans have to be the biggest complainers ever.

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Needed a clear badly there. kinda Unioned.

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You have got to be kidding me.

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Well I don't see this match ending well...

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Seriously, there can't be 1 person out there that thinks this pile of cat turds called season 2 is anything but awful. Right?

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BroadStBeat I can't help but feel that suggestions like this are why no one uses Google+... pic.twitter.com/MrLO544c3Q

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Sorry Vince Vaughn, stick to Dodgeball.

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Does True Detective get any better?

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SoccerByIves The Mexican National Team just walked through the media interview area as a unit and refused all interview requests.

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Yeah celebrate Mexico. That's terrible.

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Grown men diving like little boys will get you the win. So awfully disgusting.

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That's just awful. Terrible. That's the absolute reason why soccer is a disgustingly terrible sport.

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Awful. That's so clearly a red.

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Omg God that was brilliant!

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This Mexico Costa Rica match now just consists of bodies flying and falling. Repeatedly. First 15 minutes in extras is over.

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Into extra time! Mexico vs Costa Rica...

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That's absolutely piss poor officiating to end the game. That's just disgusting. get ripped off there.

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Holy cow is the rain coming down.

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soulfootball Congrats to QB Dan Raudabaugh who has reached his 500th TD with that quick pass to McDaniel.

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Need more sports! Philly time!

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Clint Dempsey gets the trick, whallops Cuba 6 nil.

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Ate too many hot wings. May be dieing. Please send help.

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Dempsey gets the hat trick!

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Make that 4 nil now....

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Wow ref, for real?

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Gooooaaaallll!!!! up 3-0. What a touch on that one.

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Finally hit 40 "Things" with my @smartthings setup. I'm addicted. I need more Things!

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Time to apply some patches.....

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@MSmithBubbles Hey Bubbles, when is Season 9 coming to DVD in the US?

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trailerparkboys Congratulations to NASA's team, from Canada's top spacemen!

Now on to Juniper? pic.twitter.com/bjgEgESP11

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"Any celestial body that can not be observed with a telescope located ON Earth, is fake." My head literally just exploded.

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Now there are Pluto truthers? Really?

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gets the draw. Hard to believe because this match was so terribly officiated that my head was spinning.

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This Ref is apparently having a very hard time with reality.

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The real reason Americans hate soccer is that we need a time out to wizz. Time to refill our drinks. The rules are just stupid.

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Corner corner Cmon corner.

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Why is Panama so upset? We built that killer canal shit for you. Relax.

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phillysoccerpg 48: Alvarado on a yellow now as Perez went down holding his face. A shameful dive from a shameful player.

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Yet another yellow card. This Ref is allllll over the place.

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Unbelievable. What a joke.

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And THAT they call a yellow card. For Christ's sake man. Wake the fuck up.

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Wonder why Americans hate fucking soccer? Case in point assholes.

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That's bullshit, red card his ass. Every time. Cmon man!

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OMG WHAT WAS ALL OF THAT??

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I am still of the opinion that Bradley needs a severe boot to the head.

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itsStephGee Bolaris is hitting the boxed wine and making empty promises again.

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I'm pretty sure JayBo is really, really drunk.

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But fuck it, this episode has Remo Fucking Williams in it. I'll allow it.

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The new season of True Detective is so hard to enjoy. Not like the last season. Ugh.

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JuniorGeneral It's hard to believe that this season of was made by the same team that made the first season.

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GamesRadar Nintendo president Satoru Iwata passes away at age 55: ow.ly/PvHRP pic.twitter.com/KVx0kec5VZ

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"Dad is that a guy or a girl?" Welcome to 80s hair metal, kid.

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@Jace736 How is that place? I pass it everyday and have yet to try it...

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get the win and the shutout.

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soulfootball Soul 72-CLE 56. 8-0 at home. Clinched home field thru playoffs. Shot to host ArenaBowl. pic.twitter.com/3mMpTFC9Bc

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GOOOOALLL! pot another one!

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Goooooaaaalllll! Finally! Wenger!

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Awful. This Ref is beyond horrible.

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That's a terrible call and a bs card. Come on Ref, you are terrible.

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Need more air conditioning.

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soulfootball The kick is good!! With 1:00 minute left in the game, the Soul lead the Gladiators 72-40!!!

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Hrm, I should get a PS4.

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Thanks . Just thanks. For all this. What a shit show.

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World class faking there my man. Fell down, looked around with the arms in the air looking for a call, then Omg everything hurts.

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Great great passing, good strike, just no goal.

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