Rip Hot Rod.
@mikedaub How about remote IT support?
Hanging curtain rods like a boss.
@RBonner_ WHY IS THE FONT SO BIG?
Rest in peace Windows 2003 servers. I migrated the last of you today.
daub.me/p/fb4c9 - It's too hot for this cat.
Hey Robert Kraft.... Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Stop it ya big baby.
daub.me/p/8bf34 - Out on the deck, smoking a pipe...
GAME! Giles gets his first save! #Phillies
MASH is still one of my most favorite shows, ever.
God I detest Windows 2012.
I can't help it. The #MASH episode when Henry Blake dies gets me every time.
New Zwave thermostat arrived today. I think I'll wait until it gets a little cooler out before I mess with it. Just to be safe.
Mexico wins. Probably shouldn't even have been there.
Uh oh! Jamaica gets 1 back?
mk_27 the only thing that would marginally soothe this soccer crankiness would be a jamaican win.
Another game makes me throw up in my mouth. #Union
Gaddis looks lost. #Union
Yeah I'm turning this off. #Union
#Union defense back at it again. Match now tied at 2.
Everyone just standing around... #Union
Le Toux goooooaaaalllll! #Union up 2!
ChrisWinklerUSC At (I believe) 39 seconds that is the quickest goal in Union history. Old was Jack Mac at 58.
Omg GOALLLLL! #Union
Nazis. It's always the Nazis. #TheStrain
New season of Rick and Morty tonight. Can't wait!
phillysoccerpg US loses to Panama and accepts 4th place after what can only be described as a disastrous 2015 Gold Cup.
Hey #USMNT, you SUCK.
I want Bradley removed from the country. #USMNT
HOLY SHIT THAT CATCH ALMOST KILLED ME! Cole Hamels no-no! #Phillies
1 more out. Cmon baby. #Phillies
Here we go... #Phillies
Wow. That was too close. #Phillies
Friggin Bradley. #USMNT
Extra time. Crapola. #USMNT
Great save! #USMNT
Get up already, he hardly touched you.
The #USMNT is just terrible.
Let's just call it a draw and head home. This is the worst soccer match in history. Good god. #USMNT
Wow that is weak. #USMNT
Because Fox's Go app is such a steaming pile of Poo, I'm watching the #USMNT match on Univision. In Spanish.
#IronPigs walk it off in the 11th!
Christian Slater as a hacker? Really?
Hrm, feeling like a Captain Morgan kind of evening...
I don't care what everyone else says, Chevy Chase is still funny.
Thank you @xenseerver snapshots, thank you. You saved my life.
Finally decided on a z-wave thermostat for my @smartthings setup. I can't believe I'm this excited for such a simple thing!
Santorum is polling at 1%? Let's hope this jerk face finally goes away.
Hey FX, really great job of having commercials, like, 400% louder than the actual show I'm trying to watch.
Hard to say #USA was outplayed, I think they beat themselves more than anything.
That's some class A diving bullshit. #USA
3 extra lol.
#USA appears to get dumber as the game goes on.
Maybe if I call Bradley a bum again, he'll score. #USA
#USA corners have been pretty weak at best.
Clean tackle Wtf? #USA
DAMN! Off the goalie then the post! #USA
Start of the 2nd, all or nothing. #USA
This asshat of a Ref isn't helping things either. #USA
#USA can hardly keep control even when they are alone.
Bradley does really play like a bald headed turd at times. #USA
#USA falling completely apart.
Now #USA is down 2 nil. Well, this was a fun little tournament.
Well that sucks. #USA down 1.
Damn, that nearly went in! #USA
I love when Howard swings at that shit in the dirt. Makes me giggle every single time. #Phillies
Jesus balls Asche. Wtf man? #Phillies
Lol Dom Brown Flub.
Jerk off ump! #Phillies
A hit? What a bum this Nola is. #Phillies
#Union win, and after that, I think I need a nap.
UGH COME ON
OMG SAAAAAAAAVEE! #Union
Whew. Top Shelf goal!
OFF THE BAR!
I'm exhausted. Onto penalty kicks we go! #Union
Whew, offsides. #Union
KICK SAVE! #Union
These announcers are amazing awful.
The NY Red Bull players and fans have to be the biggest complainers ever.
Needed a clear badly there. #Union kinda Unioned.
@jasondaub So much for that.
You have got to be kidding me.
OMG OFF THE BAR. #Union
@jasondaub Don't be jinxing that shit.
Well I don't see this #Union match ending well...
Seriously, there can't be 1 person out there that thinks this pile of cat turds called #TrueDetective season 2 is anything but awful. Right?
Sorry Vince Vaughn, stick to Dodgeball. #TrueDetective
Does True Detective get any better?
Yeah celebrate Mexico. That's terrible.
Grown men diving like little boys will get you the win. So awfully disgusting.
That's just awful. Terrible. That's the absolute reason why soccer is a disgustingly terrible sport.
Awful. That's so clearly a red.
Omg God that was brilliant!
This Mexico Costa Rica match now just consists of bodies flying and falling. Repeatedly. First 15 minutes in extras is over.
Into extra time! Mexico vs Costa Rica...
That's absolutely piss poor officiating to end the game. That's just disgusting. #Soul get ripped off there.
Holy cow is the rain coming down.
soulfootball Congrats to QB Dan Raudabaugh who has reached his 500th TD with that quick pass to McDaniel.
Need more sports! Philly #Soul time!
Clint Dempsey gets the trick, #USA whallops Cuba 6 nil.
Ate too many hot wings. May be dieing. Please send help.
Dempsey gets the hat trick! #USA
Make that 4 nil now.... #USA
Wow ref, for real? #USA
Gooooaaaallll!!!! #USA up 3-0. What a touch on that one.
Dempsey gooaaaalll #USA
Finally hit 40 "Things" with my @smartthings setup. I'm addicted. I need more Things!
Time to apply some #Xenserver patches.....
@MSmithBubbles Hey Bubbles, when is Season 9 coming to DVD in the US?
"Any celestial body that can not be observed with a telescope located ON Earth, is fake." My head literally just exploded.
Now there are Pluto truthers? Really?
#USA gets the draw. Hard to believe because this match was so terribly officiated that my head was spinning.
This Ref is apparently having a very hard time with reality.
The real reason Americans hate soccer is that we need a time out to wizz. Time to refill our drinks. The rules are just stupid.
OMG WHAT A SAVE! #USA
Corner corner Cmon corner.
Why is Panama so upset? We built that killer canal shit for you. Relax. #USA
phillysoccerpg 48: Alvarado on a yellow now as Perez went down holding his face. A shameful dive from a shameful player.
Yet another yellow card. This Ref is allllll over the place.
Unbelievable. What a joke. #USA
And THAT they call a yellow card. For Christ's sake man. Wake the fuck up.
Wonder why Americans hate fucking soccer? Case in point assholes.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
Oy vey. #USA
That's bullshit, red card his ass. Every time. Cmon man! #USA
OMG WHAT WAS ALL OF THAT?? #USA
I am still of the opinion that Bradley needs a severe boot to the head. #USA
BULLLLLLLL SHHHHIITTT #USA
itsStephGee Bolaris is hitting the boxed wine and making empty promises again.
I'm pretty sure JayBo is really, really drunk.
But fuck it, this episode has Remo Fucking Williams in it. I'll allow it. #TrueDetective
The new season of True Detective is so hard to enjoy. Not like the last season. Ugh.
"Dad is that a guy or a girl?" Welcome to 80s hair metal, kid.
@Jace736 How is that place? I pass it everyday and have yet to try it...
GOOOOALLL! #Union pot another one!
Goooooaaaalllll! Finally! Wenger! #Union
Awful. This Ref is beyond horrible. #Union
That's a terrible call and a bs card. Come on Ref, you are terrible. #Union
Need more air conditioning.
soulfootball The kick is good!! With 1:00 minute left in the game, the Soul lead the Gladiators 72-40!!!
Hrm, I should get a PS4.
Thanks #Phillies. Just thanks. For all this. What a shit show.
1 nil winners! #USA
Defense Defense #USA
Omg so close #USA
So close! #USA
World class faking there my man. Fell down, looked around with the arms in the air looking for a call, then Omg everything hurts. #USA
OMG WHAT A SAVE!! #USA
Great great passing, good strike, just no goal. #USA