Welp. #Phillies
Well that was fun while it lasted. #Phillies
Chorch btw. #Phillies
sportsdoctormd Union advance to quarters July 21-22. They'll host Cosmos or travel to Red Bull Arena.
#Union score twice in the 2nd half and move on to the quarter finals!
Gooaaaalll! #Union scorreeeeeeee!
sportsdoctormd And the Union are even! Williams to Ayuk!
sportsdoctormd Andrew Wenger just hit both posts. Good lord.
SBNation This is how you soccer: vine.co/v/e1BKtmav3MH
3 extra minutes...
Goooooaaaalllll!! #USA
Captain America! #USA
GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLL! #USA
HERE WE GO!
Ooooohhhhhhh #USA
JSalisburyCSN Biggest cheer of the season at Citizens Bank Park when Germany missed the penalty kick
HOLY CHRIST ALMIGHTY #USA
SHE MISSED IT!!
Fucking penalty kick.
That's some shitty shit. #USA
How the hell is that not a card?
I need to get rid of my Mike Richards #Flyers Jersey. Damn.
wyshynski Mike Richards' border stop involved oxycodone: TMZ sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck… via @YahooSports
Blah. #USA
BULL #USA
OMG #USA
And a Tornado Warning. Lovely
adimike55 Out of control, out of this deal.
NBC Cutting Ties 2 @realDonaldTrump Over ‘Derogatory’ Remarks About Immigration. yahoo.com/tv/nbc-cutting…
I should really get more sleep...
elonmusk Falcon 9 experienced a problem shortly before first stage shutdown. Will provide more info as soon as we review the data.

soulfootball @CSNPhilly THE PHILADELPHIA SOUL (12-2) ARE THE 2015 EAST DIVISION CHAMPIONS w/ 2nites Cleveland Loss. pic.twitter.com/yHeuzZPAEM
SteelhawksPIFL Steelhawks 2015 ends in Georgia. Thank you to the entire Steelhawks Nation for your support this and every season!
Omg what a weak callllll. #worldcup
#Union 2-2 draw in the crazy rain.
Oh. My. Good God. #Flyers
Returning from vacation SUCKS.
Damn, how do you people love with Xfinity Internet? This sucks something serious.
jsaquella The Phils are so bad, a guy who spent 20 years as a Cub couldn't take it anymore
Binge watching #Banshee
DaveZeitlin And it's a final at PPL. A much-needed win for the Union against a depleted Sounders squad.
Verizon seems to be working again. About time, wtf.
Cellular signal is completely dead. Wtf #Wildwood
Crazy sirens in #Wildwood. What the heck?
#Phillies win!!
ToddZolecki Maikel Franco is 6-for-8 with two doubles, three home runs and 10 RBIs in two games against the Yankees. Back-to-back 5 RBI games.
WOOOOOOOOOO #Phillies
Franco!
Wow I can't believe that went in!
Giles, the man, the myth, the soon to be legend. #Phillies
Lol ARod swung at that?
Japan scores again!
daub.me/p/12e6b - The end is near. #Wildwood
Wildwood power is out. Like, everywhere. Ugh.
@KindleHelp Nexus 9 tablet.
Hey @amazon, your ability to watch prime videos sucks. It's a terrible process and no, I will not buy a Fire Tablet.
#USA wins!
Goooooaaaalllll! #USA
GOOOOALLL! #USA
311Phillies Jesus Fucking Christ, Abby Wambach
HOW THE HELL DID SHE MISS THAT #USA
#USA playing like complete shit.
#USA looks confused and disjointed.
Howard! #Phillies

DepressedDarth Happy Father's Day pic.twitter.com/dPJkwfIYfN
The #Soul win!
1 handed catch, #Soul TD!
#Soul ball!
TD #Soul!
#Soul turnover on downs!
Sack! #Soul
TD #Soul!!!
Ugh. Pick six by the Kiss. #Soul starting to fall apart.
Sacked! #Soul
28 all at the start of the 2nd. #Soul need to step up and pound this team.
Let it end Ref, let it end. Please. #Union
BrotherlyGame I'm done. This is ridiculous. 5-1. The Phillies play with more effort
Yeah, no need to watch this #Union match anymore. Now losing 5-1.
LA scores right back. #Union down 4-1.
Goooooaaaalllll #Union
The #Union are killing me.
Omg that catch. #Soul blew that one for sure.
Omg #Soul turnover on downs. Wtf.
#Soul go DEEEEP on 1st down.
daub.me/p/2a3ae - Skeeball is serious business. #Wildwood
Pick 6 #Soul!
TD #Soul!!
Well I'm glad I stayed up to watch this match. #Union
TD #Soul!
This #Phillies team is really amazing.

AstroRM Pitched a strike to the Phillies Phanatic. Put me in coach ! pic.twitter.com/sR0n4uP6v7
Vacation can't start soon enough.
daub.me/p/6f98f - Windows 2012, you are killing me. For real.

RobTornoe Genius (via @NFL_Memes) pic.twitter.com/pe1hmWuEgd
Miracle on CMT, yes and thank you.
phillysoccerpg A hat trick of saves ends the match as the Union win 0-0 (3-1) on penalty kicks.
DaveZeitlin Wow, John McCarthy makes THREE out of four saves in PKS to help the Union beat his former team and advance to the next round of the Open Cup
Omg yes another save! #Union onto the round of 16!
Score! #Union
SAVE AGAIN!! #Union
And he kicks it over the bar. You are fired. #Union
SAVE!
Heh what a shit show. #Union
GOOOOOAALLLLLLLLL #USA
Once again #USA takes the easy in versus the deep corner kick. I don't like it
Sigh #Phillies
That was beyond stupid. #USA
#USA corner!
End of the half, #Union is stinky.
Offsides again?!!? COME ON #USA
I really should have stocked up at the old "state store." #Phillies
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAH #Phillies
UGHHHH OFF SIDES #USA
If you are one of the few assholes that cheered for Dumbass Trump during his speech today... Paid or not. You are giant stupid scumbags.

EagleFanProbs Someone please take me back to 2008. pic.twitter.com/HlIVAb41zv
That's a lot of Thunder.

Bipartisanism BREAKING:
#JebBush officially enters race for president in 2016. #NoMoreBushes pic.twitter.com/B4CtHQtcwS
straczynski .@mulderc @mollydotcom And we're totally cool with that. Something for everyone is nothing for anyone.
@Aeotec Multisensor pairing and configuration was a total snap with @smartthings. Now, I just need to force a cat downstairs to test!
I saw the #Phillies wine at the local wine store. I bet it tastes like anger, sorrow, and regret.
92 degrees and no breeze. Perfect day to mow the lawn. If I don't come back tell my family that I love them.
Philae lives!!
soulfootball Soul unable to overcome too many mistakes, fall to 10-2 losing to the Preds 45-42. On to LA KISS next week, June 20, 11p, in LA on ESPN2.
TD #Soul!
Interception! #Soul ball!
Wow, that's a terrible call. Replay was clear as a bell. #Soul get hosed on that one for sure.
Japan scores again!
What a catch.
@jasondaub Ties are duuuumb.
Wow, what a pretty, pretty goal from Japan.
Ties are stuuuuupid. #USA
This is so going to PKs. #USA
WOW #USA
#USA second underway.
End of the first half, #USA and Sweden locked at nil-nil.
#USA Sweden on right now!
Time for Orange is the New Black.
I think the really quick power flickers wonked out the air conditioner. Shit is about to get real, very, very soon.
Holy rain. Man, that came on fast...
MAVEN2Mars Rest in peace, Jack King. twitter.com/PeterKingCBS/s…
Just installed a @ZVOXaudio 580 low profile sound system and I can't say enough good things about it. Sounds amazing and looks great!
Drunk hiccups are the worst.
El Capitan? This is just getting stupid now. #OSX
lwestmountain Who caught the live version of 'CROSSROADS' on the The Howard Stern Show today?
Link: bit.ly/HowardStern6815
#Guitar #Louder
Tornado watch? Wtf?
Well Damn that was a great show. Still don't understand the meh reviews it got. Here's hoping for a 2nd season! @sense8 @netflix
1:30am and only one more episode of #Sense8 left. I have to do it. I have to. Tomorrow is going to be a rough one...
HOLY SHIT A BAZOOKA
How can "critics" call #Sense8 hard to follow? Are they legit crazy? Love this show.
straczynski And now the critics start to figure it out, and the wind begins to blow the other way. thewrap.com/netflix-sense8…
Rick Santorum really is an incredible asshole.
This Ref has lost his fucking mind. #Union
Yet again, the #Union just Unioned.
#Soul get the win and move to 10-1.
And just that fast, the #Soul score again!
#Soul recover the onside kick!
TD #Soul!
Time for some #Sense8
Already drunk, I may as well watch The World's End.
Best. Movie. Ever (CC @simonpegg).

usahockey The 1980 Olympic Ice Hockey Team reunited to celebrate the 35th anniversary of the Miracle on Ice! pic.twitter.com/eEpOZXYNaN
I will admit that my tweet count has gone down since Philly Sports have legit dropped off the map. I'm doing my best. It's a dire situation
Eurolanche According to @A_Sanscartier, Daniel Briere will retire from hockey on July 2nd. #Avs
What's worse, a heart attack or a stroke? I think I'm having both. At the same time.
Two more window sensors added to @smartthings. Almost done with windows. Next to motion and then thermostats. Love it!

JimGaffigan Thanks so much to @RealGilbert @iamcolinquinn & @TheLewisBlack for helping out at my daughters' school benefit pic.twitter.com/naUC9BJuWU