Well that was fun while it lasted. #Phillies
Chorch btw. #Phillies
sportsdoctormd Union advance to quarters July 21-22. They'll host Cosmos or travel to Red Bull Arena.
#Union score twice in the 2nd half and move on to the quarter finals!
Gooaaaalll! #Union scorreeeeeeee!
sportsdoctormd And the Union are even! Williams to Ayuk!
sportsdoctormd Andrew Wenger just hit both posts. Good lord.
3 extra minutes...
Captain America! #USA
HERE WE GO!
JSalisburyCSN Biggest cheer of the season at Citizens Bank Park when Germany missed the penalty kick
HOLY CHRIST ALMIGHTY #USA
SHE MISSED IT!!
Fucking penalty kick.
That's some shitty shit. #USA
How the hell is that not a card?
I need to get rid of my Mike Richards #Flyers Jersey. Damn.
And a Tornado Warning. Lovely
I should really get more sleep...
elonmusk Falcon 9 experienced a problem shortly before first stage shutdown. Will provide more info as soon as we review the data.
SteelhawksPIFL Steelhawks 2015 ends in Georgia. Thank you to the entire Steelhawks Nation for your support this and every season!
Omg what a weak callllll. #worldcup
#Union 2-2 draw in the crazy rain.
Oh. My. Good God. #Flyers
Returning from vacation SUCKS.
Damn, how do you people love with Xfinity Internet? This sucks something serious.
jsaquella The Phils are so bad, a guy who spent 20 years as a Cub couldn't take it anymore
Binge watching #Banshee
DaveZeitlin And it's a final at PPL. A much-needed win for the Union against a depleted Sounders squad.
Verizon seems to be working again. About time, wtf.
Cellular signal is completely dead. Wtf #Wildwood
Crazy sirens in #Wildwood. What the heck?
ToddZolecki Maikel Franco is 6-for-8 with two doubles, three home runs and 10 RBIs in two games against the Yankees. Back-to-back 5 RBI games.
Wow I can't believe that went in!
Giles, the man, the myth, the soon to be legend. #Phillies
Lol ARod swung at that?
Japan scores again!
Wildwood power is out. Like, everywhere. Ugh.
@KindleHelp Nexus 9 tablet.
Hey @amazon, your ability to watch prime videos sucks. It's a terrible process and no, I will not buy a Fire Tablet.
311Phillies Jesus Fucking Christ, Abby Wambach
HOW THE HELL DID SHE MISS THAT #USA
#USA playing like complete shit.
#USA looks confused and disjointed.
The #Soul win!
1 handed catch, #Soul TD!
#Soul turnover on downs!
Ugh. Pick six by the Kiss. #Soul starting to fall apart.
28 all at the start of the 2nd. #Soul need to step up and pound this team.
Let it end Ref, let it end. Please. #Union
BrotherlyGame I'm done. This is ridiculous. 5-1. The Phillies play with more effort
Yeah, no need to watch this #Union match anymore. Now losing 5-1.
LA scores right back. #Union down 4-1.
The #Union are killing me.
Omg that catch. #Soul blew that one for sure.
Omg #Soul turnover on downs. Wtf.
#Soul go DEEEEP on 1st down.
Pick 6 #Soul!
Well I'm glad I stayed up to watch this match. #Union
This #Phillies team is really amazing.
Vacation can't start soon enough.
daub.me/p/6f98f - Windows 2012, you are killing me. For real.
Miracle on CMT, yes and thank you.
phillysoccerpg A hat trick of saves ends the match as the Union win 0-0 (3-1) on penalty kicks.
DaveZeitlin Wow, John McCarthy makes THREE out of four saves in PKS to help the Union beat his former team and advance to the next round of the Open Cup
Omg yes another save! #Union onto the round of 16!
SAVE AGAIN!! #Union
And he kicks it over the bar. You are fired. #Union
Heh what a shit show. #Union
Once again #USA takes the easy in versus the deep corner kick. I don't like it
That was beyond stupid. #USA
End of the half, #Union is stinky.
Offsides again?!!? COME ON #USA
I really should have stocked up at the old "state store." #Phillies
UGHHHH OFF SIDES #USA
If you are one of the few assholes that cheered for Dumbass Trump during his speech today... Paid or not. You are giant stupid scumbags.
That's a lot of Thunder.
I saw the #Phillies wine at the local wine store. I bet it tastes like anger, sorrow, and regret.
92 degrees and no breeze. Perfect day to mow the lawn. If I don't come back tell my family that I love them.
soulfootball Soul unable to overcome too many mistakes, fall to 10-2 losing to the Preds 45-42. On to LA KISS next week, June 20, 11p, in LA on ESPN2.
Interception! #Soul ball!
Wow, that's a terrible call. Replay was clear as a bell. #Soul get hosed on that one for sure.
Japan scores again!
What a catch.
@jasondaub Ties are duuuumb.
Wow, what a pretty, pretty goal from Japan.
Ties are stuuuuupid. #USA
This is so going to PKs. #USA
#USA second underway.
End of the first half, #USA and Sweden locked at nil-nil.
#USA Sweden on right now!
Time for Orange is the New Black.
I think the really quick power flickers wonked out the air conditioner. Shit is about to get real, very, very soon.
Holy rain. Man, that came on fast...
Just installed a @ZVOXaudio 580 low profile sound system and I can't say enough good things about it. Sounds amazing and looks great!
Drunk hiccups are the worst.
El Capitan? This is just getting stupid now. #OSX
Tornado watch? Wtf?
1:30am and only one more episode of #Sense8 left. I have to do it. I have to. Tomorrow is going to be a rough one...
HOLY SHIT A BAZOOKA
How can "critics" call #Sense8 hard to follow? Are they legit crazy? Love this show.
Rick Santorum really is an incredible asshole.
This Ref has lost his fucking mind. #Union
Yet again, the #Union just Unioned.
#Soul get the win and move to 10-1.
And just that fast, the #Soul score again!
#Soul recover the onside kick!
Time for some #Sense8
Already drunk, I may as well watch The World's End.
Best. Movie. Ever (CC @simonpegg).
I will admit that my tweet count has gone down since Philly Sports have legit dropped off the map. I'm doing my best. It's a dire situation
What's worse, a heart attack or a stroke? I think I'm having both. At the same time.
Two more window sensors added to @smartthings. Almost done with windows. Next to motion and then thermostats. Love it!