The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

May 2015

DisplacedPhan I once ran into Mark Henry at a bar when I lived in Chile. I was the only person there who knew who he was. I SMPhHed everybody.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:45 PM, May 31st, 2015 via TweetCaster for Android)

Emergency warnings on my phone always scare the living shit out of me. Stupid flood warning.

via TweetCaster for Android

was really slow at first but the payoff towards the end seems worth it. 1 more episode to go.

via TweetCaster for Android

The Union just Unioned.

via TweetCaster for Android

JP Crawford rips his first hit and gets an RBI!

via TweetCaster for Android

Well that was quite an ugly match for the Women's team.

via TweetCaster for Android

PHSportsGoddess Thank you, @TBLightning.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:48 PM, May 29th, 2015 via BitlBee)

Holy thunderstorm!

via BitlBee

nuclearcarly I ❤️ flour bomb pranks

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:22 PM, May 26th, 2015 via BitlBee)

So yeah, there is that.

via BitlBee

Reboot complete! Woohoo, all is in the green!

via BitlBee

Another day, another remote server upgrade and reboot. Here goes nothing!!!

via BitlBee

First day of our @JAMFSoftware Jumpstart. Learned so much in 1 day. Can't wait until tomorrow!

via TweetCaster for Android

Power outage number 6. Going to be a long day...

via TweetCaster for Android

Bill Nye The Science Guy is on Netflix?? Why wasn't I notified!?!

via TweetCaster for Android

Kyle_Sorensen_ Do Chicago fans know how to shut up during the national anthem?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:21 PM, May 21st, 2015 via TweetCaster for Android)

Updating... Please be patient - this could take a while. Heh, no shit?

via BitlBee

ReadingFightins Win!!! Reading defeats New Hampshire, 4-0, behind @AaronNola10, who struck out 7 over 7 IP.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:05 PM, May 20th, 2015 via BitlBee)

straczynski To those who have inquired: expect a number of new @sense8 trailers next week.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:20 PM, May 19th, 2015 via TweetCaster for Android)

Welcome back pounding headache, I've missed you....

via BitlBee

@_Karaaaa_ At least he isn't a former Flyer!

via BitlBee in reply to _Karaaaa_

Wait, what? Dave Hakstol?

via BitlBee

Goooooaaaalllll! Womach! up 5-1!

via TweetCaster for Android

GOOOOOOAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!!

via BitlBee

yodes26 The Phillies in a nutshell... twitter.com/mlbgifs/status…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:51 PM, May 17th, 2015 via BitlBee)

Linode reboot was solid. A Ok

via BitlBee

Time to reboot my Linode....

via Twitter Web Client

Should I watch Mad Men?

via BitlBee

Woman versus Mexico coming up next

via BitlBee

Guess which 2 minutes I chose to go to the friggin bathroom? YES, WHEN THEN SCORED. MOTHER F

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Winnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!

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That's some really really weak shit.

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GOOOOOAALLLLLLLLLLL

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5 minutes stoppage? Wow.

via BitlBee

ussoccer_wnt The sleeves are up. Chups making sure the braid is on point. Must be getting close to game time. pic.twitter.com/bbZa4P0JqH

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:56 PM, May 17th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

phillysoccerpg 81- Game saving tackle from Sheanon WIlliams! Edu again misplayed a clearance and Rolfe got easily behind White. Great work from the RB

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:56 PM, May 17th, 2015 via BitlBee)

ussoccer_wnt Preparing for play. pic.twitter.com/mjz5uMXg7i

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:51 PM, May 17th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Conor Casey doesn't stop. Amazing.

via BitlBee

I hope all of the RT this or FAV that accounts go to hell and die in fire. Constantly.

via BitlBee

Sure Conor Casey may have lost a step or two, but damn man, he's the only one even getting close to scoring.

via BitlBee

Anyone have "a stream" for the USA Women's soccer match?

via BitlBee

Wtf Wenger that's some terrible terrible stuff.

via TweetCaster for Android

Of course the 4 year old stuck his foot in the potty then danced around. Of course he did.

via TweetCaster for Android

not losing yet. In the 3rd minute though...

via TweetCaster for Android

Poor Bob. Certainly deserves better.

via TweetCaster for Android

As usual, Malkin is a dirty scumbag piece of shit.

via TweetCaster for Android

Omg what an amazing feed by Giroux.

via TweetCaster for Android

That Russian coach has to be a mental patient in the off season. Canada up 1-0.

via TweetCaster for Android

Here we go, Canada Russia, winner takes gold.

via TweetCaster for Android

@bushelofawesome @ahawkinson @smartthings It seems that with your suggestion and several reinstalls, the app seems stable again. Thank you!

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to bushelofawesome

That's the game! wins bronze with a 3-0 shutout over the Czechs.

via BitlBee

Hey NBC sports your streaming app is trash.

via TweetCaster for Android

Of course the stream died and I totally missed the goal. up 3-0.

via TweetCaster for Android

Ugh, double minor high stick.

via TweetCaster for Android

No goal. It was the butt end of the goalie stick that made the net move.

via TweetCaster for Android

Wow, need a replay on that one. Looked like a good Czech goal to me.

via TweetCaster for Android

And that's the ballgame. finally lose a game.

via TweetCaster for Android

@ahawkinson @smartthings Neither helped. I also uninstalled and reinstalled with the same result.

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to ahawkinson

@ahawkinson @smartthings Not yet, no. App won't even open on my Android. Have reported the crash via Android crash reporter.

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to ahawkinson

Not looking good for the in this one.

via TweetCaster for Android

Of course I turn on the Rags Lightning game and the Rags score.

via TweetCaster for Android

What an ugly 3rd period. Wow. That was all Bob, all day. plays tomorrow for the bronze.

via TweetCaster for Android

Seth Jones does some really stupid shit.

via TweetCaster for Android

Well that will certainly do it. falls completely apart.

via TweetCaster for Android

Bob has been the difference for sure. Some big time saves.

via TweetCaster for Android

Russia scores again. Ovvy of all people. RIP

via TweetCaster for Android

No goals yet at the end of the 2nd.

via TweetCaster for Android

Malkin you big crybaby.

via TweetCaster for Android

Wow, nice cross check Malkin.

via TweetCaster for Android

Wide open on the doorstop, Bob with a great save.

via TweetCaster for Android

That's all she wrote, Canada 2 Czech 0.

via BitlBee

LOL Coots on a breakaway

via BitlBee

ARGH stream died.

via BitlBee

End of 2, Canada up 2-0.

via BitlBee

WOW. What a TERRIBLE call. No way is that a crease violation!

via BitlBee

Looks like Giroux took a high stick to the face...

via BitlBee

Make up call for sure.

via BitlBee

Ugh, Canada scores again, now up 2-0.

via BitlBee

End of 1, Canada up 1-0 over the Czechs.

via BitlBee

@_Karaaaa_ Yeah, I was just complaining. I was streaming it with "other methods."

via BitlBee in reply to _Karaaaa_

Coots +11, damn.

via BitlBee

Ugh, Canada - Czech isn't on TV?

via BitlBee

Yikes @smartthings, I just upgraded the android app and now I can't even open it without it crashing.

via TweetCaster for Android

I need someone to make a @TitosVodka run please. Please?

via TweetCaster for Android

I now have 30 @smartthings Things connected. I. Need. More!

via TweetCaster for Android

straczynski More @sense8 trailers coming soon! If you thought what you already saw was intense, you ain't seen nothing yet.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:51 PM, May 14th, 2015 via TweetCaster for Android)

That's the final, Czech 5, Finland 3.

via BitlBee

EN goal for the Czechs should seal the deal.

via BitlBee

Finland pulls the goalie....

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Jagr never ceases to amaze. Scores again, put the Czechs on top 4-3.

via BitlBee

Voracek being Voracek

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Scooorrreee!!! Finland ties it up at 3.

via BitlBee

End of the 2nd, Czechs up 3-2 over Finland.

via BitlBee

There's the final. takes on Russia in the semi finals.

via BitlBee

Czechs take the 3-2 lead over Finland.

via BitlBee

Correction, wasn't Malkin. Thank God.

via BitlBee

And Malkin gets the empty net goal....

via BitlBee

Jagr scores!!

via BitlBee

Czechs tie it up as well.

via BitlBee

It would be Malkin too.

via BitlBee

Wow, Russia gets it right back, now leads 4-3.

via BitlBee

Sccoorrreee!!! Sweden ties the game at 3!

via BitlBee

Now Finland takes the lead 2-1 over the Czechs.

via BitlBee

The Swedes score! Still down 3-2.

via BitlBee

Score!!! ties it at 1.

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I leave for 2 seconds and now the Czechs score!

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Sweden finally scores!!

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Cmon Patriots, now you are just embarrassing yourselves.

via BitlBee

8-0. Good Lord Canada.

via BitlBee

beat the Swiss 3-1.

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Gardner scores!!!!

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3rd period about to start...

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End of the 2nd, up 2-1.

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Missed the wide open net!!

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SCORESSSS!!! Now leads 2-1!

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SCCCOOOREEEE!!!!

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has almost no offense whatsoever here. Really need to step it up.

via BitlBee

Period 2 underway!

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Here we go again...

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Wow, that's some ugly power play work....

via BitlBee

Almost hockey time...

via BitlBee

@sectv Are you having cable TV problems in Whitehall? We are getting no channels whatsoever. Internet seems fine.

via TweetCaster for Android

Wow, what a goalie show in the shootout.

via BitlBee

Finland wins it!!!

via BitlBee

O M G WHAT A SAVE RINNE!

via BitlBee

Bob remains perfect in the shootout.

via BitlBee

Headed to a shootout, Russia Finland.

via BitlBee

e0wiii If you’re planning on donating to the Patriots, please jump off a bridge. (Let me know first so I can block you. Thanks.)

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 4:38 PM, May 12th, 2015 via BitlBee)

OMG WHAT A SAVE BY BOB!

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Russia Finland headed to OT tied at 2.

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Scooorreee!!! ties it at 2!

via BitlBee

Ugh, Russia scores to take the 2-1 lead with 5:06 left in the game...

via BitlBee

lsantiagos Congrats Team - 6.5 SP1 amazing! - Docker, GPU Pass-Through to Linux VMs, Support One Thounsand VMs, Intel GVT-D

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:16 PM, May 12th, 2015 via BitlBee)

Damn Finland, you have to pot that one.

via BitlBee

Hahaha Malkin penalty. Sit down and feel shame.

via BitlBee

End of 2, Russia and Finland tied at 1...

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Dammit, Russia is winning...

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Crud, now I guess I have to go back to work...

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Eichel with the random shot from the top of the circle... How did that find its way in??

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SCCCOOORREEEEEE!!!!!!! WINS IN OT!!!

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Have a seat Mesz.

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HOW DO YOU NOT CALL THAT HOOK!?!!?

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Scoreless 3rd period, into OT we go!

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1 minute to go...

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2 on 1, great save.....

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More 4 on 4??

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What a total mess of a power play.

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Wow, maybe not. PP!

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Wow. 3 on 3 hockey, this should be good.

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Wow, this game is starting to get out of hand.

via BitlBee

3rd period underway!

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SCOREE!!!! Welcome back . All tied at 4 late in the 2nd.

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And now is losing 4-3. Good God, what a complete crumble job this has turned into.

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continues to look like bumbling fools in their own end.

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Just like that, up once by 3, now the game is tied. defense looks terrible and skating around like idiots.

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Hey Team , can you not?

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Oh and THAT you will call? Friggin international refs...

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