DisplacedPhan I once ran into Mark Henry at a bar when I lived in Chile. I was the only person there who knew who he was. I SMPhHed everybody.
@stephdig Now I can't wait for the 2nd season!
Emergency warnings on my phone always scare the living shit out of me. Stupid flood warning.
#Bloodline was really slow at first but the payoff towards the end seems worth it. 1 more episode to go.
The Union just Unioned.
JP Crawford rips his first hit and gets an RBI! #Phillies
Omg off the bar! #Union
Well that was quite an ugly match for the #USA Women's team.
So yeah, there is that.
Reboot complete! Woohoo, all is in the green!
Another day, another remote server upgrade and reboot. Here goes nothing!!!
First day of our @JAMFSoftware Jumpstart. Learned so much in 1 day. Can't wait until tomorrow!
Power outage number 6. Going to be a long day...
Bill Nye The Science Guy is on Netflix?? Why wasn't I notified!?!
Moone Boy is so good.
daub.me/p/ad341 - Double trouble.
Updating... Please be patient - this could take a while. Heh, no shit?
Welcome back pounding headache, I've missed you....
@_Karaaaa_ At least he isn't a former Flyer!
Wait, what? Dave Hakstol?
Goooooaaaalllll! Womach! #USA up 5-1!
Gooaaaalll! #USA again!
Penalty kick #USA
Off the bar!!! #USA
OMG HOLY SHIT #USA
Linode reboot was solid. A Ok
Time to reboot my Linode....
Should I watch Mad Men?
#USA Woman versus Mexico coming up next
Guess which 2 minutes I chose to go to the friggin bathroom? YES, WHEN THEN #UNION SCORED. MOTHER F
That's some really really weak shit. #Union
5 minutes stoppage? Wow. #Union
phillysoccerpg 81- Game saving tackle from Sheanon WIlliams! Edu again misplayed a clearance and Rolfe got easily behind White. Great work from the RB
Conor Casey doesn't stop. Amazing. #Union
I hope all of the RT this or FAV that accounts go to hell and die in fire. Constantly.
Sure Conor Casey may have lost a step or two, but damn man, he's the only one even getting close to scoring. #Union
Anyone have "a stream" for the USA Women's soccer match?
Wtf Wenger that's some terrible terrible stuff.
OMG NO GOALLLLL NOOOOOOO #Union
Of course the 4 year old stuck his foot in the potty then danced around. Of course he did.
#Union not losing yet. In the 3rd minute though...
Russia finally scores.
Poor Bob. Certainly deserves better.
As usual, Malkin is a dirty scumbag piece of shit.
Omg what an amazing feed by Giroux.
That Russian coach has to be a mental patient in the off season. Canada up 1-0.
Here we go, Canada Russia, winner takes gold. #IIHF
That's the game! #USA wins bronze with a 3-0 shutout over the Czechs.
Hey NBC sports your streaming app is trash.
End of 2, #USA up 3-0.
Of course the stream died and I totally missed the goal. #USA up 3-0.
Ugh, double minor high stick. #USA
No goal. It was the butt end of the goalie stick that made the net move. #USA
Wow, need a replay on that one. Looked like a good Czech goal to me. #USA
And that's the ballgame. #Soul finally lose a game.
Not looking good for the #Soul in this one.
Time for some #Soul football!
Of course I turn on the Rags Lightning game and the Rags score.
What an ugly 3rd period. Wow. That was all Bob, all day. #USA plays tomorrow for the bronze.
Welp. Go Canada.
Seth Jones does some really stupid shit. #USA
Well that will certainly do it. #USA falls completely apart.
Bob has been the difference for sure. Some big time saves. #USA
Wtf NBC sports???
Russia scores again. Ovvy of all people. #USA RIP
Feels like a loss. #USA
No goals yet at the end of the 2nd. #USA
Malkin you big crybaby.
End of 1, 0-0. #USA
Wow, nice cross check Malkin.
Wide open on the doorstop, Bob with a great save. #USA
Welp, here goes nothing. #USA
That's all she wrote, Canada 2 Czech 0.
LOL Coots on a breakaway
ARGH stream died.
End of 2, Canada up 2-0.
WOW. What a TERRIBLE call. No way is that a crease violation!
Looks like Giroux took a high stick to the face...
Make up call for sure.
Ugh, Canada scores again, now up 2-0.
End of 1, Canada up 1-0 over the Czechs. #IIHF
@_Karaaaa_ Yeah, I was just complaining. I was streaming it with "other methods."
Coots +11, damn.
Ugh, Canada - Czech isn't on TV?
Yikes @smartthings, I just upgraded the android app and now I can't even open it without it crashing.
I need someone to make a @TitosVodka run please. Please?
I now have 30 @smartthings Things connected. I. Need. More!
That's the final, Czech 5, Finland 3.
EN goal for the Czechs should seal the deal. #IIHF
Finland pulls the goalie....
Jagr never ceases to amaze. Scores again, put the Czechs on top 4-3. #IIHF
Voracek being Voracek
Scooorrreee!!! Finland ties it up at 3.
End of the 2nd, Czechs up 3-2 over Finland.
Czechs take the 3-2 lead over Finland.
Correction, wasn't Malkin. Thank God.
And Malkin gets the empty net goal....
Czechs tie it up as well.
It would be Malkin too.
Wow, Russia gets it right back, now leads 4-3.
Sccoorrreee!!! Sweden ties the game at 3! #IIHF
Now Finland takes the lead 2-1 over the Czechs.
The Swedes score! Still down 3-2. #IIHF
Score!!! #Finland ties it at 1.
I leave for 2 seconds and now the Czechs score!
Sweden finally scores!!
Cmon Patriots, now you are just embarrassing yourselves.
8-0. Good Lord Canada.
Gardner scores!!!! #USA
3rd period about to start... #USA
End of the 2nd, #USA up 2-1.
Missed the wide open net!!
#USA SCORESSSS!!! Now leads 2-1!
#USA has almost no offense whatsoever here. Really need to step it up.
Period 2 underway! #USA
Here we go again... #USA
Wow, that's some ugly power play work.... #USA
Almost #USA hockey time...
@jasondaub 9:15 technically. It's in my calendar.
"James Brown is dead."
Jfc pollen. I may die.
@sectv Are you having cable TV problems in Whitehall? We are getting no channels whatsoever. Internet seems fine.
Wow, what a goalie show in the shootout.
Finland wins it!!!
O M G WHAT A SAVE RINNE!
Bob remains perfect in the shootout.
Headed to a shootout, Russia Finland.
e0wiii If you’re planning on donating to the Patriots, please jump off a bridge. (Let me know first so I can block you. Thanks.)
OMG WHAT A SAVE BY BOB!
Russia Finland headed to OT tied at 2.
Scooorreee!!! #Finland ties it at 2!
Ugh, Russia scores to take the 2-1 lead with 5:06 left in the game...
Damn Finland, you have to pot that one.
Hahaha Malkin penalty. Sit down and feel shame.
End of 2, Russia and Finland tied at 1...
Dammit, Russia is winning...
@jasondaub I wasn't worried at all.
Crud, now I guess I have to go back to work... #USA
Eichel with the random shot from the top of the circle... How did that find its way in?? #USA
SCCCOOORREEEEEE!!!!!!! #USA WINS IN OT!!!
Have a seat Mesz.
HOW DO YOU NOT CALL THAT HOOK!?!!?
Scoreless 3rd period, into OT we go! #USA
1 minute to go... #USA
2 on 1, great save.....
More 4 on 4??
What a total mess of a power play.
Wow, maybe not. #USA PP!
Wow. 3 on 3 hockey, this should be good.
Wow, this game is starting to get out of hand.
3rd period underway! #USA
SCOREE!!!! Welcome back #USA. All tied at 4 late in the 2nd.
@jasondaub I hate hockey.
And now #USA is losing 4-3. Good God, what a complete crumble job this has turned into.
#USA continues to look like bumbling fools in their own end.
Just like that, up once by 3, now the game is tied. #USA defense looks terrible and skating around like idiots.
Hey Team #USA, can you not?
Oh and THAT you will call? Friggin international refs...