Name a face more punchable than Gruden. Go ahead, I'll wait.
The looks on these guys faces when they realize they just went to a truly shitty team is amazing.
The Redskins went full Redskins.
Calling in sick tomorrow. Time to do some serious drinking.
I'm going to bed.
Good job, we tried.
Ah shit pick is in. Noooo
It's a pipe dream.
Here we go.
PICK IS IN
Oh great, 7 more minutes of listening to fucking Gruden.
PHSportsGoddess Going to throw up.
In the fetal position with a case of beer.
ON THE CLOCK!
I'm going to be sick. Stupid draft.
I may need to watch Futurama until the sun comes up.
With that run, the #Soul move to 5-0!
nuclearcarly Being a parent means watching the same 6 SpongeBob episodes over and over and still looking up every time your kid says "Watch this part".
That was a crazy onside kick but the #Soul get the ball.
Another #Soul TD. Really starting to pound the Voodoo.
Dammit! The ESPN3 feed is hosed for the #Soul game.
Heh. Pens. Giggle. Sorry. Giggle.
daub.me/p/db9b8 - This tree is kind of pretty.
Please Rangers. Please.
Welcome back pounding headache. So glad to see you again.
Omg how did that squeeze in?
SoundFlyer14 TIMONEN ASSIST
Holy cow what a goal. Brad Richards.
Wow. Tampa Bay. Wow.
Amazing play by Coburn!
daub.me/p/aa9b2 - This kid is living the High Life.
daub.me/p/3103f - This kid is living the High Life.
This #Phillies team is a real joy to watch.
I think I may need a full Farscape rewatch. Such a great show.
But baby I'd love to Frankenstein you into a meat husk. #OtherSpace
Had to lose the beard. I kept it as long as possible.
@powellnathanj I had a feeling. Dammit.
@powellnathanj Host your own!
To the guy that says those Taco Bell breakfast tacos are better than mom's cooking. Your momma better slap the shit right out of you.
When will Tebow jersey orders open up? #Eagles
That's some typical #Union play right there. Now down 2-1.
Wow that fell apart quickly. #Union
Wow, did that ball ever twist in the wind. #Union
OMG OFF THE BAR! #Union
#Soul win! Now 4-0.
TonyAndrock_TCG Now Terry Murray has been ejected with 8:41 left. Doubt I'll be able to ask him anything post-game.
Big 4th down stop by the #Soul D.
daub.me/p/6f297 - I apologize cat if the TV is too bright for you.
Later Berube. #Flyers
Time to have a few drinks and apply a few #XenServer patches to the cluster...
Installed a few door open/close sensors and added to @smartthings. So easy it isn't even funny. Not sure what is next. A thermostat?
I would rather watch The Jersey Shore than watch the #Phillies.
I hate to sound like a dick, but I only have 1 serious wish for the #NHLPlayoffs. Anyone but Pittsburgh. Please hockey Gods.
daub.me/p/d6a98 - The movie isn't even that scarey.
daub.me/p/cd59b - 1 front tooth, 1 to go.
daub.me/p/9fdb5 - Silly bunny Easter candy.
Amazon's Fire TV Stick is sooooooo much better than a Chromecast.
@stephdig Wake him up and watch it! Jk. But still, watch it. I loved it!
Ohhh shit. Here comes the pain. #Daredevil
Last 2 episodes of #Daredevil. Here we go.
@krazylegz Sweet, now I can watch. Thanks!
Nevermind, launch scrubbed due to weather.
Ah shit, I forgot. Did SpaceX land it?
daub.me/p/88963 - It's open window season. Spidey approves.
Runners on the corners, 2 outs... #phillies
whew! Foul ball!
WHAT A CATCH BENNY!! #phillies
Oh sweet Christ. #Phillies
Revere HOSE though.
Sorry, he was way safe. Hard to tell in a tiny Slingbox window... #Phillies
ZOMG HE WAS SAFE?!
1 2 3 1st. #Phillies
Get a haircut you hippie. #Phillies
The Kingpin uses Android! #Daredevil
I was never really that into #Daredevil comic wise, but damn, I didn't know there was so much ninja shit involved.
#Soul win! 3-0!
#IronPigs first win! 7-6 with a walk off walk, bottom of the 16th!
Arrgghhh. Franco hits one DEEP off the wall, Franco starts his home run trot, ends with a single. #IronPigs
#Soul rushing TD!
That was quick. #IronPigs headed to the 14th.
@kmart93 Heh, I'm watching it on TV.
#IronPigs the game at 5!
Er, make that losing 5-4. #IronPigs
#IronPigs walk in the leading run, now losing 4-3 in the top of the 13th.
TD #Soul! 1 handed grab!
#Soul defensive stop, turnover on downs!
TD #Soul! 2 plays.
TD #Soul! Wide open!
Meh. I was all about this #Daredevil show so far. But this "student fights the master" nonsense has been played out too many times.
Wtf Scott Glenn with a samurai sword. #Daredevil
Estebomb Dat hallway fight in Daredevil
DangerGuerrero I get that Daredevil was the name of the comic but I would have also watched a TV show called Blind Ninja Lawyer.
Finally, Daredevil time.
Providence are the Champs!
OMG WHAT A SAVE!
A win! Woohoo! #Union
Thanks #Flyers. See ya next season.
Matty Read scores! #Flyers
That's the defense we all know and. Love? #Flyers
Mason whut are you doing?
Pens lost? LOL
After being sick all week I probably shouldn't have inhaled that much pizza. Lots of stomach gurgling here folks.
Good guys lose. 1 more game until this nightmare of a season comes to a close. #Flyers
Ahhhh feck! #Flyers
Lol I love when the #Flyers get close and JJ is yelling and all Clement does is give a little moan. "Oh." Cracks me up.
Beauty of a redirect by Coots!
Scooorreee! #Flyers on the board!
Fucking way she goes boys. #Flyers
Dammit Howard, dig that shit up!
Vinny is going again! #Flyers
Going to be a long, long, season. #Phillies
Lolololol base clearing triple. Love this team! #Phillies
Jesus Chrrriiiissttt, 4 pitch walk to force in a run. #Phillies
All Victorino does is hit. #Phillies
Bases loaded, Victorino at bat!
That's the most effort I've seen Vinny give all year! #Flyers
What a shit show this game is. #Flyers
I get it is just a teaser, but still...
That True Detective thing does nothing for me. Going to me a truly monumental task to even be close to as good as the first season.
Big win #1! Yeee hawww! #Phillies
Jfc catcher interference.
Cool high five green hoodie guy!
One thing I did not miss is Papelbon's stupid face. #Phillies
Heh, Howard struck out.
This new retweet shit can suck it!
How the hell do you let that in? Great googly moogly.
Lolololol SCHENN SCCOORREESSS!
That kinda sums up this #Flyers season doesn't it.
Senators STONE! SCORES!!!
Sir, if I give you a Bud Light, are you up for what happens next? Sure, it's been a while since I got the shits.
AND STOP YELLING AT ME REF.
That's some terrible Ref bullshit there.
Hey Sens, yer killing me.
Damned nice pass from Vinny too.
Giroux scores again! #Flyers
Giroux scooorreeesss! #Flyers
Great kill! #Flyers
This is going well. #Flyers
Damned feed froze, came back at the end of the fight. Shit!
Let's go #Flyers. Yawn.
RIP Rosco P. Coltrane.
FranzkeLA LA - "Hamels - 5 innings of work, only allowed 5 hits. Problem is....only one was a single"
Lololol that's some typical #Union fall apart right there.
6 minutes extra Christ.
That's our goalie for ya. #Union