The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

April 2015

Name a face more punchable than Gruden. Go ahead, I'll wait.

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The looks on these guys faces when they realize they just went to a truly shitty team is amazing.

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The Redskins went full Redskins.

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Calling in sick tomorrow. Time to do some serious drinking.

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Ah shit pick is in. Noooo

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Oh great, 7 more minutes of listening to fucking Gruden.

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PHSportsGoddess Going to throw up.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:06 PM, Apr 30th, 2015 via TweetCaster for Android)

In the fetal position with a case of beer.

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I'm going to be sick. Stupid draft.

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daub.me/p/bb4a4 - Plenty more @smartthings sensors to be installed.

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I may need to watch Futurama until the sun comes up.

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TJamesAltemose .@NHLFlyers ECHL affiliate @RRoyalsHockey in Game 7 against @SCStingrays. 0-0 after 1st. SCS out shooting REA 10-3.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:56 PM, Apr 29th, 2015 via TweetCaster for Android)

daub.me/p/4b924 - He even looks like Alfred E. Newman. @MADmagazine

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USAHockeyScores The power play expires and the U.S. doesn't convert. Still leading 1-0 with under a minute to play in the first period.

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With that run, the move to 5-0!

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nuclearcarly Being a parent means watching the same 6 SpongeBob episodes over and over and still looking up every time your kid says "Watch this part".

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 6:44 PM, Apr 26th, 2015 via TweetCaster for Android)

That was a crazy onside kick but the get the ball.

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Another TD. Really starting to pound the Voodoo.

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Dammit! The ESPN3 feed is hosed for the game.

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Heh. Pens. Giggle. Sorry. Giggle.

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daub.me/p/db9b8 - This tree is kind of pretty.

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Please Rangers. Please.

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Welcome back pounding headache. So glad to see you again.

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Omg how did that squeeze in?

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SoundFlyer14 TIMONEN ASSIST

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Holy cow what a goal. Brad Richards.

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Amazing play by Coburn!

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daub.me/p/aa9b2 - This kid is living the High Life.

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daub.me/p/3103f - This kid is living the High Life.

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This team is a real joy to watch.

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goldilocks405 @adamfgoldberg Adam you know I won't complain because I want you to be a success. He even taught his kids to say "Nanny is a Yenta"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:16 PM, Apr 22nd, 2015 via TweetCaster for Android)

I think I may need a full Farscape rewatch. Such a great show.

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citizen_rick One of my new favorite shows. instagram.com/p/1wYGinK9UG/

via Instagram (retweeted on 9:45 PM, Apr 21st, 2015 via TweetCaster for Android)

But baby I'd love to Frankenstein you into a meat husk.

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Had to lose the beard. I kept it as long as possible.

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To the guy that says those Taco Bell breakfast tacos are better than mom's cooking. Your momma better slap the shit right out of you.

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When will Tebow jersey orders open up?

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That's some typical play right there. Now down 2-1.

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Wow that fell apart quickly.

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Wow, did that ball ever twist in the wind.

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TonyAndrock_TCG Now Terry Murray has been ejected with 8:41 left. Doubt I'll be able to ask him anything post-game.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:25 PM, Apr 18th, 2015 via TweetCaster for Android)

Big 4th down stop by the D.

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daub.me/p/6f297 - I apologize cat if the TV is too bright for you.

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No playoffs for the , no @zoowithroy snarky t-shirts. Wtf am I going to wear all summer?

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Time to have a few drinks and apply a few patches to the cluster...

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Installed a few door open/close sensors and added to @smartthings. So easy it isn't even funny. Not sure what is next. A thermostat?

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I would rather watch The Jersey Shore than watch the .

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I hate to sound like a dick, but I only have 1 serious wish for the . Anyone but Pittsburgh. Please hockey Gods.

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DisneyParks Enter for a chance to win a vacation for 4 to Walt Disney World from Disney Junior: bit.ly/1cx34hH pic.twitter.com/51kseqJnsg

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daub.me/p/d6a98 - The movie isn't even that scarey.

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daub.me/p/cd59b - 1 front tooth, 1 to go.

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TonyAndrock_TCG Laughton (13) - Alt, Akeson at 0:51 of the 2nd on the @LVPhantoms game-tying goal.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:09 PM, Apr 14th, 2015 via TweetCaster for Android)

daub.me/p/9fdb5 - Silly bunny Easter candy.

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Amazon's Fire TV Stick is sooooooo much better than a Chromecast.

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@stephdig Wake him up and watch it! Jk. But still, watch it. I loved it!

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Ohhh shit. Here comes the pain.

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Last 2 episodes of . Here we go.

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Nevermind, launch scrubbed due to weather.

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Ah shit, I forgot. Did SpaceX land it?

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daub.me/p/88963 - It's open window season. Spidey approves.

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CMON BENNNNNY

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Runners on the corners, 2 outs...

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Cmon Grady!!

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whew! Foul ball!

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WHAT A CATCH BENNY!!

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Revere HOSE though.

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Sorry, he was way safe. Hard to tell in a tiny Slingbox window...

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ZOMG HE WAS SAFE?!

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Get a haircut you hippie.

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I was never really that into comic wise, but damn, I didn't know there was so much ninja shit involved.

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first win! 7-6 with a walk off walk, bottom of the 16th!

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Arrgghhh. Franco hits one DEEP off the wall, Franco starts his home run trot, ends with a single.

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PawSox infielder Jeff Bianchi back to the mound for the bottom of the 14th in a 5-5 game at Lehigh Valley.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:53 PM, Apr 12th, 2015 via TweetCaster for Android)

That was quick. headed to the 14th.

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walk in the leading run, now losing 4-3 in the top of the 13th.

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defensive stop, turnover on downs!

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Meh. I was all about this show so far. But this "student fights the master" nonsense has been played out too many times.

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Wtf Scott Glenn with a samurai sword.

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soulfootball RETWEET TO WIN: A SOUL HAT!

IT'S HOME OPENER DAY, SOUL FANS! GAME STARTS @4pm VS. JACKSONVILLE ON WATCHESPN! pic.twitter.com/OuPTh6O2oD

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Estebomb Dat hallway fight in Daredevil

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 1:08 AM, Apr 12th, 2015 via TweetCaster for Android)

DangerGuerrero I get that Daredevil was the name of the comic but I would have also watched a TV show called Blind Ninja Lawyer.

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Finally, Daredevil time.

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Providence are the Champs!

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Thanks . See ya next season.

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That's the defense we all know and. Love?

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Mason whut are you doing?

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After being sick all week I probably shouldn't have inhaled that much pizza. Lots of stomach gurgling here folks.

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@IronPigs lose 4-0 and commit 5 errors? The future looks bright baby!

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Good guys lose. 1 more game until this nightmare of a season comes to a close.

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Lol I love when the get close and JJ is yelling and all Clement does is give a little moan. "Oh." Cracks me up.

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Beauty of a redirect by Coots!

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Fucking way she goes boys.

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Dammit Howard, dig that shit up!

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PHLSportsNation Source: NFL Has Tape of McCoy “Threatening to Hit” Chip Kelly phlsportsnation.com/2015/04/09/sou…

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Going to be a long, long, season.

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Lolololol base clearing triple. Love this team!

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Jesus Chrrriiiissttt, 4 pitch walk to force in a run.

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Bases loaded, Victorino at bat!

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That's the most effort I've seen Vinny give all year!

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What a shit show this game is.

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DirectingTitan If you think I'm doing anything other than watching @Daredevil tomorrow, well, I don't know what to tell you.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:56 PM, Apr 9th, 2015 via TweetCaster for Android)

MSmithBubbles The @NSLiberal govt. just FUCKED us. Thanks a lot @StephenMcNeil and @dianawhalenNS

bit.ly/1CZr45z

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I get it is just a teaser, but still...

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That True Detective thing does nothing for me. Going to me a truly monumental task to even be close to as good as the first season.

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Jfc catcher interference.

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Cool high five green hoodie guy!

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One thing I did not miss is Papelbon's stupid face.

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Heh, Howard struck out.

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This new retweet shit can suck it!

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How the hell do you let that in? Great googly moogly.

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Lolololol SCHENN SCCOORREESSS!

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That kinda sums up this season doesn't it.

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Senators STONE! SCORES!!!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:33 PM, Apr 7th, 2015 via TweetCaster for Android)

Sir, if I give you a Bud Light, are you up for what happens next? Sure, it's been a while since I got the shits.

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AND STOP YELLING AT ME REF.

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That's some terrible Ref bullshit there.

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Hey Sens, yer killing me.

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Colololololololocovo scores!

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Damned nice pass from Vinny too.

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BuzzFeed “Arrested Development” executive producer says there will be 17 more episodes bzfd.it/1NRGA6A pic.twitter.com/HMftCfjkw8

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Damned feed froze, came back at the end of the fight. Shit!

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RIP Rosco P. Coltrane.

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FranzkeLA LA - "Hamels - 5 innings of work, only allowed 5 hits. Problem is....only one was a single"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:48 PM, Apr 6th, 2015 via TweetCaster for Android)

phillysoccerpg Ball game. A MONUMENTAL collapse for @PhilaUnion. SKC sluggish and weak throughout but set pieces again doom the Union.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:15 PM, Apr 5th, 2015 via TweetCaster for Android)

Lololol that's some typical fall apart right there.

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6 minutes extra Christ.

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That's our goalie for ya.

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