The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

March 2015

I'm sorry, but any television series that includes the line "great big dirty piss boner" in it is a winner in my book.

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daub.me/p/1daf2 - Wow, look. A cat in a box.

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daub.me/p/0ee1e - Biggest snowflakes I've ever seen.

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Oooo. Android update on my Galaxy S5? What could it be?

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Mike Pence is some kind of blithering idiot...

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Probing for LUNs...

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Yeah, no worries here Phillies. Losing 18-4? Fuck this organization totally and completely.

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daub.me/p/00036 - I got the drone up a little higher, but then the wind picked up.

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Grossmann. Shootout. Do it!

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Wow. That's pathetic. What a dive too.

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Efbsglzv ages b a nsgnsgjeg sfn

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Coots is the opposite of clutch.

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Are you fucking kidding me?

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Arianespace A nice view of ' liftoff from the on tonight's Flight with ! pic.twitter.com/Domm1kNEVL

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13,000MPH, no big deal.

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6 minutes to launch....

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Tonight's plans are set. Drinking and the new season of .

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Holy hell, that's some serious thunder and lightning!

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joehick58 Lewis Black: Not even taking LSD in my youth could prepare me for Ted Cruz rawstory.com/rs/2015/03/lew…

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Haha too many men, you suck.

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Giroux redirect, he scores!

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Please don't talk about the Patrick Sharp trade. Please?

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"I think Berube is now changing his message." To what? Hey boys, I like cake.

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JFC THEY SAID ERIC LINDROS TRADE

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Please. Please don't say Ed Snider.

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NASA .@StationCDRKelly lifts off at 3:42pm ET Friday for a on @Space_Station. Details: go.nasa.gov/19RFhbb pic.twitter.com/rryebAwofa

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nastyflyergirl @wilsonecho91 @JustFlyskippy @mellofone I rather have a new team

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Great. An interview with Berube.

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Thank you Kimmo. And thank you to the fans in attendance for chanting for Kimmo.

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Kimmo starts. Love that gesture. Thank you.

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Finally watched Birdman. I think I may need to watch it again for a full analysis. Loved it though.

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I step away for about 2 minutes and of course the scores!

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daub.me/p/e3058 - The new laptop looks pretty in Orange.

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NASA After 11+ years of driving, our Opportunity Mars Rover finishes marathon! Details: go.nasa.gov/1CN8CPa @MarsRovers pic.twitter.com/rJ8hzbUDtv

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Vikings The have agreed to terms with Casey Matthews: bit.ly/1NcUoIA pic.twitter.com/jVTFswjTOi

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@cromedome DELL Alienware 15 ANW15-7493SLV Gaming Laptop

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I can't believe I just dropped $2000 for a laptop.

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@Only_Grey Nice! I'm just getting started, one little project at a time.

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@lfaren I don't have any cat doors, but they would be easy to do!

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I can now monitor and control my garage door with @smartthings. Hmmm, what next??

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"I'm like the Steve Jobs of sitting on the couch for 3 days."

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I have no idea what this means. RT @CutonDime25: What BAE does when I'm talking that talk lol!!!!! instagram.com/p/0jM2ItLXMa/

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Today was apparently "replace old door knob day." The good news is I installed another controlled motorized lock.

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Did the fire Berube yet? Come on already...

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Shiiiiit. Hold a friggin rebound Emery. lose in OT.

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Morganti needs a back hand to the chops.

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And wow, just like that, the are down 1.

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Lolol what a trash game.

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That's some defense at its finest.

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That's some pretty stuff! White scores!

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That was the most goal ever. Ever.

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Not even sure why I'm going to watch the .

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Is there any chance Steve Mason even wants to stay on the team? Because wow.

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For the record, an Amazon Fire TV Stick kicks the hell out of a stupid Chromecast. Time to order more, thanks @amazon!

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daub.me/p/00035 - Testing out the camera on the new drone...

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Drunk drone flying = GOD DAMMIT PINE TREE NOOOOOOO

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Garage door open/close sensor added to my setup. Next, the ability to open and close it from the app.

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Let's go clap clap clap clap clap.

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Hey lawyers, can I sue my cable company for forcing me to buy a "cable box" that doesn't have on off button? For real.

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Got an SSD for my wife's laptop for her birthday. Practical gifts are how I roll. The migration is complete. Much better.

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daub.me/p/5bcaa - This kid has the luck of the Irish.

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TraiIerParkBoys Only 10 more days until Trailer Park Boys season 9 is released on @netflix. Retweet to save a life! pic.twitter.com/rFoVXEImWR

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"Dad, that's cat litter. Can it be boy litter too?" Smartest 4 year old ever.

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If we don't see Grossmann in this shootout...

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How the F was that onside?

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Hrm, should I build a new gaming desktop or just get a laptop....?

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ussoccer_ynt PKs: Alexis Velela scores. JAM’s shot is WIDE!!!

QUALIFIED: The USA is going to the U-17 World Cup! pic.twitter.com/XedZPt9IVK

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I can't see how this group of dopes are still the 3rd ranked power play. Christ.

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Only so much you can do.

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This is going to be one of those games isn't it? I better check the status of the beer fridge.

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What a brutal way to tie a match. That's beyond horrible.

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This Ref should be fired immediately.

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You have got to me kidding me.

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Damn, this match is a yellow card-fest.

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Lolololol own goal! back on top!

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GOOOOALLL! Wtf was that? I'll take it!

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Lolol Rinaldo scores! with 7 goals!

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B Schenn gets the Hattie! Maybe?

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B Schenn pounds in the garbage. I'll take it!

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Wtf was that really just Grossmann? Holy cow!

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upgrade complete! All production blade servers are running the most current 6.5 version. Now, I need sleep!

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Mother Balls.

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I've run enough tests, it's time to migrate the whole production farm to 6.5. Here we go!

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OMG worst leg cramp ever

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Server is back. See, nothing to worry about.

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Rebooting the most important server now....

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If you don't think Archer is absolutely hilarious there has to be something wrong with you.

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Well I'm just drunk enough to upgrade some servers... Here we go!

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Upgrading servers, the usual.

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Oh, it's Friday? I hadn't noticed.

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NASA_LSP During long coasts, Centaur does a passive thermal control (PTC, aka barbeque) roll. We don't want one side frozen & the other extra crispy!

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NASA launch in 30 seconds...

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Goodnight. Fuck shootouts.

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Of course this one goes to a shootout. Of course.

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After all that, I'll be glad for a point.

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MASON ABSOLUTELY ROBBED HIM OMG

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End of 2, still zip on the board.

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ThatKevinSmith Shot Jersey Girl in PHILADELPHIA in '02. We return to the scene of the crime this May with CLERKS III! pic.twitter.com/MmusiG6Znk

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Oh Jesus, I have the damned drunk hiccups.

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ulalaunch The 421 with will generate approx. 1.6 million pounds of thrust lifting off the launch pad.

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I will always love Hitch.

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Trouty20 HOW BOUT THEM EAGLES !!!!!!!

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Jim_Gardner DeMarco's an Eagle. Thank you LeSean for convincing Frank Gore not to come.

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Wow. The Blues are some dirty fucks.

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_Philly_Talk Per @adbrandt the Eagles are looking to restructure or extend Bradford's contract. He's our QB, folks.

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Even if Murry gets hurt tomorrow and never plays a game, it was totally worth it to watch Cowboys fans lose their God damned minds.

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ilovechooch Know who the only guy left standing at the end of this is gonna be? Dorenbos.

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Hey Skip Bayless, why you mad?

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Damn. DeMarco Murray.

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KevinKCBS3 Sources: Referee From Union Opener Suspended For Blown Calls « CBS Philly cbsloc.al/1HG8QHH

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NASA Landing confirmed! has touched down in the upright position at the landing site in Kazakhstan.

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@nuclearcarly I'm fairly certain he said the same noise about Richards. All stems around "not answering questions" to his liking. Blah.

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What did Randy Miller do now?

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I want to thank Chip Kelly for making me so paranoid that I had to listen to Philly Sports radio. FM radio! Like some kind of savage!

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Did the win the Super Bowl yet? Oh shit, really? Damn.

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RobTornoe fans to Chip Kelly: youtube.com/watch?v=Z0YIJQ…

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millerhighlife Raising a glass to our favorite delivery guy. RIP Windell Middlebrooks. The High Life lives on with you in our hearts pic.twitter.com/F7mmSRvXTk

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Lol wtf RT @ChrisMaragos: your getting a heck of an athlete in @CaryWilliams26 best of luck all the way around

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@jaynburbs I'm all for being outspoken, but being an over the top ass is completely different.

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I'm done with Ike Reese and his dumbness.

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daub.me/p/25ce8 - Found a Niittymaki figurine on my garage workbench.

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Mason is playing out of his mind.

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Huff_Era_1 Trust The Process. I Know Nothing, However I Fully Trust Chip And Yall Should Too

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Luke Schenn can die in a fire.

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Wow that is really, really terrible

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