I'm sorry, but any television series that includes the line "great big dirty piss boner" in it is a winner in my book. #TrailerParkBoys
daub.me/p/1daf2 - Wow, look. A cat in a box.
daub.me/p/0ee1e - Biggest snowflakes I've ever seen.
Oooo. Android update on my Galaxy S5? What could it be?
Mike Pence is some kind of blithering idiot...
Probing for LUNs...
Yeah, no worries here Phillies. Losing 18-4? Fuck this organization totally and completely.
daub.me/p/00036 - I got the drone up a little higher, but then the wind picked up.
"Time to check the oil!" lol #TrailerParkBoys
F shootouts btw.
#Flyers shit the beach.
Giroux wtf was that.
Grossmann. Shootout. Do it!
Wow. That's pathetic. What a dive too.
Efbsglzv ages b a nsgnsgjeg sfn
Coots is the opposite of clutch.
Are you fucking kidding me?
13,000MPH, no big deal.
6 minutes to launch.... #NASA
Tonight's plans are set. Drinking and the new season of #TrailerParkBoys.
Holy hell, that's some serious thunder and lightning!
Good guys win! #Flyers
Raffl! Scores! PP goal! #Flyers
Haha too many men, you suck.
Ken Wregget mention!
End of 2, #Flyers up 3.
Giroux redirect, he scores! #Flyers
Omg Coots post!
Please don't talk about the Patrick Sharp trade. Please?
Ryan White tips it in!
"I think Berube is now changing his message." To what? Hey boys, I like cake. #Flyers
Oh look! Video!
JFC THEY SAID ERIC LINDROS TRADE
Please. Please don't say Ed Snider.
Great. An interview with Berube.
Thank you Kimmo. And thank you to the #Flyers fans in attendance for chanting for Kimmo.
@kmart93 How much wine? We need specifics.
Kimmo starts. Love that gesture. Thank you.
Finally watched Birdman. I think I may need to watch it again for a full analysis. Loved it though.
I step away for about 2 minutes and of course the #USMNT scores!
daub.me/p/e3058 - The new laptop looks pretty in Orange.
@cromedome DELL Alienware 15 ANW15-7493SLV Gaming Laptop
I can't believe I just dropped $2000 for a laptop.
@Only_Grey Nice! I'm just getting started, one little project at a time.
@lfaren I don't have any cat doors, but they would be easy to do!
I can now monitor and control my garage door with @smartthings. Hmmm, what next??
"I'm like the Steve Jobs of sitting on the couch for 3 days." #BobsBurgers
Today was apparently "replace old door knob day." The good news is I installed another #SmartThings controlled motorized lock.
Did the #Flyers fire Berube yet? Come on already...
Shiiiiit. Hold a friggin rebound Emery. #Flyers lose in OT.
Jake to Raffl, he scores! #Flyers
Morganti needs a back hand to the chops.
And wow, just like that, the #Flyers are down 1.
Lolol what a trash game.
That's some #Flyers defense at its finest.
That's some pretty stuff! White scores! #Flyers
That was the most #Flyers goal ever. Ever.
Not even sure why I'm going to watch the #Flyers.
Is there any chance Steve Mason even wants to stay on the team? Because wow. #Flyers
For the record, an Amazon Fire TV Stick kicks the hell out of a stupid Chromecast. Time to order more, thanks @amazon!
daub.me/p/00035 - Testing out the camera on the new drone...
Drunk drone flying = GOD DAMMIT PINE TREE NOOOOOOO
Garage door open/close sensor added to my #SmartThings setup. Next, the ability to open and close it from the app.
Friggin helter skelter.
Let's go #Flyers clap clap clap clap clap.
Hey lawyers, can I sue my cable company for forcing me to buy a "cable box" that doesn't have on off button? For real.
Got an SSD for my wife's laptop for her birthday. Practical gifts are how I roll. The migration is complete. Much better.
daub.me/p/5bcaa - This kid has the luck of the Irish.
10pm #Flyers start. Ughhhh.
"Dad, that's cat litter. Can it be boy litter too?" Smartest 4 year old ever.
If we don't see Grossmann in this shootout...
Dumb dumb if a pass...
Thank you post!
How the F was that onside?
Hrm, should I build a new gaming desktop or just get a laptop....?
Damn Jake, damnnnnnnn.
Omg what a save!
@krazylegz I hope you sipped it.
Jake the Snake scores! #Flyers
I can't see how this group of dopes are still the 3rd ranked power play. Christ. #Flyers
Only so much you can do.
Is Clement drunk?
This is going to be one of those games isn't it? I better check the status of the beer fridge. #Flyers
Emery kick save!
Let's go #Flyers
What a brutal way to tie a match. That's beyond horrible. #Union
This Ref should be fired immediately.
That's just disgusting.
That's quite pathetic.
You have got to me kidding me.
Damn, this match is a yellow card-fest.
Lolololol own goal! #Union back on top!
Let's go #Union!
Lolol Rinaldo scores! #Flyers with 7 goals!
Now Matty Read scores! #Flyers
B Schenn gets the Hattie! Maybe? #the
B Schenn pounds in the garbage. I'll take it! #Flyers
Holy glove save!
Wtf was that really just Grossmann? Holy cow! #Flyers
Power play goal!! #Flyers
Lets go #Flyers!
#XenServer upgrade complete! All production blade servers are running the most current 6.5 version. Now, I need sleep!
I've run enough tests, it's time to migrate the whole production farm to #XenServer 6.5. Here we go!
OMG worst leg cramp ever
Server is back. See, nothing to worry about.
Rebooting the most important server now....
If you don't think Archer is absolutely hilarious there has to be something wrong with you.
Well I'm just drunk enough to upgrade some servers... Here we go!
Upgrading servers, the usual.
Oh, it's Friday? I hadn't noticed.
NASA_LSP During long coasts, Centaur does a passive thermal control (PTC, aka barbeque) roll. We don't want one side frozen & the other extra crispy!
NASA launch in 30 seconds...
Goodnight. Fuck shootouts.
Of course this one goes to a shootout. Of course. #Flyers
After all that, I'll be glad for a point. #Flyers
Jesus Christ on a crutch! #Flyers
MASON ABSOLUTELY ROBBED HIM OMG #Flyers
What a game! #Flyers
End of 2, still zip on the board. #Flyers
@JesusZoidberg Shit, I thought it worked for a second.
Oh Jesus, I have the damned drunk hiccups.
Jfc Mason. Omg.
I will always love Hitch.
Trouty20 HOW BOUT THEM EAGLES !!!!!!!
Holy God damned shit. #Flyers
Wow. The Blues are some dirty fucks.
Even if Murry gets hurt tomorrow and never plays a game, it was totally worth it to watch Cowboys fans lose their God damned minds.
ilovechooch Know who the only guy left standing at the end of this is gonna be? Dorenbos.
Hey Skip Bayless, why you mad?
Damn. DeMarco Murray. #Eagles
@nuclearcarly I'm fairly certain he said the same noise about Richards. All stems around "not answering questions" to his liking. Blah.
@nuclearcarly Oh really? I'm shocked!
What did Randy Miller do now?
I want to thank Chip Kelly for making me so paranoid that I had to listen to Philly Sports radio. FM radio! Like some kind of savage!
Did the #Eagles win the Super Bowl yet? Oh shit, really? Damn.
@jaynburbs I'm all for being outspoken, but being an over the top ass is completely different.
I'm done with Ike Reese and his dumbness.
I hate sports.
Mason is playing out of his mind.
MASON MASON MASON
Mason save Omg.
JFC HOLY SHIT #Flyers
Luke Schenn can die in a fire.
Wow that is really, really terrible #Flyers