The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

February 2015

Simmer empty net goal with 0.3 seconds left. win!

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I would say Mr Mason appears to be feeling just fine thank you.

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OMG MASSSSOONNNNNN

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Mason Mason Mason

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DEL DOTTO SCORREEESSS!!!!!

via BitlBee

Barely got home for the start of the 3rd.

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Well that lead lasted really long.

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What's the over under in minutes before Mason leaves the game after he pulls something?

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Haha no goal. Offsides jerks.

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You are fucking kidding me.

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Jfc just drop the puck already.

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The Gallery project is folding? Son of a bitch.

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I understand the trade. It doesn't mean I have to like it. I just wish Kimmo's first game back was in the orange and black.

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Godspeed Kimmo. Do us proud and stay well.

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Let the House of Cards begin!

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"I have been - and always shall be - your friend." RIP Leonard Nimoy.

via BitlBee

nemoeye I miss the fucking Gus Bus

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:01 PM, Feb 26th, 2015 via BitlBee)

Soooo. Yeahhh. The . What's the deal here you guys?

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1TB SSD ordered for the home server.

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Remember when Twitter was fun and we all got along? Yeah, me neither.

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That was was one of those punch me in the face kind of games. No seriously, someone punch me in the face.

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Hats off to the Canes fans for clapping we Umberger for up.

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What a great 2nd period.

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I don't care how old it may be getting, Father Ted is still frigging hilarious. (CC @Glinner)

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Jfc this weather. Changed the bulb in the light under the front door. My hands my die.

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Listen smartphone, I don't need you to tell me about acceptable volume levels, OK? I'm a grown man, I can make my own decisions.

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Friggin kids lost my damned TV remote! The solution is apparent. Buy a TV that uses a smartphone and doesn't need a remote. Duh.

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All @Raspberry_Pi's with @OpenELEC were migrated from original Pi's to Pi2's, and from OpenELEC 3.x to 5.x. What a great project!!

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6 goals Blackhawks? Really? You are killing me.

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Winner! hold on to get another 2 big points. My poor heart, on the other hand...

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That was a hell of a pass too. Wow.

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Del Zotto scooorreeesss!

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And the tires fall off.

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Dumberger you have to blast that!

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@BCanneyBSB Either way he's off the ice, so I'm OK with it.

via Plume for Android in reply to BCanneyBSB

Lol Rinaldo gets 5 for fighting? Wtf is that shit?

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Hate Rinaldo or not, he never took his gloves off, and the other guy throws a bomb. What would happen if Rinaldo did that?

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What a big, ugly turnover that was. Yikes.

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Zepper back to back? Should be interesting.

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SPHL_Nation 35 years ago today, Team USA beat The Soviet Union 4-3 behind 2 Mark Johnson goals. @JimCraigUSA stopped 36/39 shots.

And the earth shook.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:30 PM, Feb 22nd, 2015 via Plume for Android)

Game over, now send Rinaldo away.

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Zepp GLOVE SAVE! win in the shootout!

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And a shootout. Crud.

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Well that's a great start to the 3rd. Tie game. Again.

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2 minutes for a guy smashing his face off your back. That's a new one.

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And of course, Rinaldo has to be a jackass.

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What a terrible call. Morons.

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Upgraded 4 @Raspberry_Pi systems to @OpenELEC 5.0.3 Super easy, no issues. Love it! Up next, add some RPi2s to the mix!

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@sectv You guys don't make enough money off cable that you now have to actually CHARGE me to pay my bill?!?!

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Video games in the 46° basement. Sometimes things just have to be done.

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That's... Just wow. Awful.

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I love to watch this team play on par with one of the worst teams in the league. It's just amazing.

On. Par.

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Matty Read lays the boom!

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Scoreeeee! Ryan White first goal with the . Ties the game!

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Yup. Gonna be a long one.

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Possible low of -5°? Screw that with a stick.

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Testing testing, 1 2 3...

via melloTwurl

And then they score the empty net goal anyway. Fartsickles.

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F you and your empty net goal attempts!

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Sure assholes, let us all blame another loss on the goalie. Jerk face dumb fucks.

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It's ok . I will never quit you.

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Jfc after an amazing save by Emery, they cough of a shitty turnover.

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Scccooreeeee! Del Zotto!

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IM GLAD I TWEETED THAT WE SCORED!

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After all that, this game has that feeling like we aren't going to score. At all.

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2nd period is starting. Yawn.

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That first period was just. Wow.

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Lol Vinny falls down.

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abandonedpics Abandoned 'Hey Dude' TV Show Set in Arizona that aired on Nickelodeon in the 90's. The Bar None Dude Ranch. pic.twitter.com/s4Qv8wJghL

via Buffer (retweeted on 7:33 PM, Feb 17th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

This game is going well. I think I'll watch Downton Abbey. That has way more non stop excitement.

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IGN We're giving away @AmazonFireTV Sticks so you can enjoy our app. How do you win? Just RT this! How easy is that?! pic.twitter.com/3DXR8u8FSa

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 7:30 PM, Feb 17th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

Well that didn't take long. down 1 on the PK.

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I'll always miss that Steve Hartnell guy.

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Ugh, stupid flat tire. Happy Birthday to me!

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Yay we have no water!

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barely hold on to get the win. Emery was amazing against one of the worst teams in the league.

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The final result of this game is going to make me go fetal position and cry isn't it?

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That's just the kind of "luck" we are all used to.

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So there that goes. Tie game.

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You guys are going to seriously going to shit on Paul McCartney? Paul fucking McCartney?

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BuffaloSabres Earlier tonight: We pause to remember Steve Montador (1979-2015), who played for the from 2009-11. pic.twitter.com/xS0Wftzbig

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:54 PM, Feb 15th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

Uh oh, time to refill my sippy cup with @TitosVodka.

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That hit was quite, quite late.

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LVPhantoms FINAL: LV 5 - SPR 4. Gordon scores in OT to beat @TheFalconsAHL. Phantoms return home Wed. to take on BNG. pic.twitter.com/kBBD0q4Ytn

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:58 PM, Feb 15th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

Thank you announcers for saying how awesome the power play is. Of course, their first PP of the game goes full retard.

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Oh Kaleta is injured? I feel so bad for the dirty scumbag.

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A little late to the party, but Read scoreesss!

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I'm pretty much over this bitter cold weather shit.

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I haven't paid to watch a movie in a theater in years. But you better damned well believe I will pay whatever to see this Deadpool movie.

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lexaaabelle this is horrendous

"@dkcookie37: pic.twitter.com/1SFFcH2u7O"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:45 PM, Feb 13th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

Fuuuuuuuck us allllll. . Wide open in front. AGAIN.

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philabright Flyers have been to OT/Shootout in 5 of their last 8 games.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:37 PM, Feb 13th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

OT we go! get at least the road point.

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Shush! I didn't see a penalty!

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That's a hell of a try by Umberger. Very good for a guy that sucks.

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A power play! Just to mess with us.

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Game tied at 3 with 4 minutes and change left. Blame Emery if you want, but that makes you stupid.

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IGN Welllllp. The weekend isn't going to celebrate itself. pic.twitter.com/da5HRmWu93

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:21 PM, Feb 13th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

Cousins with a 2 point night.

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Manning scores! down 3-2 with plenty of time left!

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SIMMONDS SCORES AGAIN!!!!!

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Yes. Yes. YES the are on the power play. YES.

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DAMMIT. I missed the 2nd goal too. Stupid work nonsense!

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Only a matter of time with all that pressure, clearly on their heals.

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ARGH booooooo.

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There is a penalty.

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LVPhantoms PHANTOMS GOAL! With under 2 secs. left in the first, Nick Cousins scores the PP goal & brings the Phantoms within 1! LV 1 - BNG 2

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:49 PM, Feb 13th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

TonyAndrock_TCG That's Buddy Robinson leaking blood, not Hagg. That's what a series of lefts from Steven Delisle will do to you.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 7:42 PM, Feb 13th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

Of course I missed the goal. Of course I did.

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Busted a shooter bottle of Jagermeister on the marble countertop. That busts my night up.

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Testing testing testing...

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NHLFlyers Columbus, here we come... pic.twitter.com/HQUkPBgxy4

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:20 PM, Feb 11th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

@elonmusk Please please tell us there will be video later?

via Plume for Android in reply to elonmusk

NOAASatellites : Here's a beautiful picture of DSCOVR taking its ride into space after the 6:03pm EST on-time launch. pic.twitter.com/GegGxMSNy2

via Measured Voice (retweeted on 6:33 PM, Feb 11th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

@ownCloud server upgraded to 8.0. Quick and easy, as per usual!

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Evander Kane to the Sabres? Heh.

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pattonoswalt Wait, the only people who can possibly replace Jon Stewart are Hal Jordan or Guy Gardener SORRY NERD JOKE IT WAS FUCKING SITTING THERE.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:20 PM, Feb 10th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

Yeah well shit. Ugly shit there at the end.

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Of course that went in.

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And of course they take a penalty.

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Now is not the time to turtle.

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Coots blows goats on breakaways!

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Gdswjkbcdhdxsvfnkkotewwfv

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If Umberger makes more than $100 a game, the price is too high.

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Glove. Save. This is maddnes!

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Haha suck it he missed the net.

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Damnnnnnnn Giroux breakaway, save!

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Holy cow how did that not go in?

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SpaceX splashdown confirmed!

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:47 PM, Feb 10th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

OMG VMware ESX I hate you.

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Just curious @ownCloud, why the big version jump from 7.0.x to 8?

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Dammit Twitter, stop logging me out.

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Added 2 more zwave smoke/carbon monoxide detectors to @smartthings. So quick and easy!

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io9 NBC Might Save Constantine By Moving It To Syfy on.io9.com/HtCuis9

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 12:57 PM, Feb 9th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

Glinner Years spent arguing that video games don't make people violent, that games can be art--down the toilet because of these stupid cunts

via Tweetlogix (retweeted on 8:53 AM, Feb 9th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

elonmusk Air Force tracking radar went down. Launch postponed to same time tomorrow.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:14 PM, Feb 8th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

Launch Scrubbed. Crud!

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10 minute countdown until launch.

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terilyns68 Flyers are about to do what all Philly teams do. Win a bunch of games and make us think there's a chance and then rip our hearts out.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:52 PM, Feb 8th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

Thanks to Emery for mopping up.

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Rosehill again! RT @LVPhantoms And the Phantoms come right back and regain the lead thanks to Rosehill's 2nd goal of the game!

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Voracek empty net goal!!!

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Simmonds yelling 3 months?

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They finally made a call!

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WIDE open net, couldn't get a clean pass!

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Lol Rosehill RT @LVPhantoms Phantoms score! Jay Rosehill lights the lamp and Lehigh Valley leads 1-0

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What exactly has to happen before the get a friggin power play? This is pathetic refs, come on.

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Simmonds laser! Gooaaaalll!

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Dempsey goooooaaaalllll!

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Bradley curled that in from the corner. Holy cow.

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Leaving Ovvy all alone is the best idea either.

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Not much you can do there, that goal was only a matter of time.

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Razer makes the save!

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And Zepp went out of the Phantoms game last night. Not looking good at all.

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