The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

January 2015

That's cool D, just let him skate around to the net all by himself...

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Of course they blew it dead. Wtf refs?

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2 minutes, huh. Yeah, seems the league is really cracking down on that kind of hit. Bullshit.

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Toss that bum the fuck out of the rink.

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Thanks to Smartthings, Schlage, and Zwave, I can now tell my wife exactly when she forgot to lock the door!

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You know who requires a shovel to the face? Those RT this or FAV that accounts. To. The. Face.

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daub.me/p/de848 - The aquarium is looking pretty good.

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Damn. The cannot catch a break versus the Hershey Bears. Getting slaughtered. Again!

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Jacen736 How often do you see a stretch limo on the ice at a hockey game? The @LVPhantoms did! pic.twitter.com/sxVXsipxzW

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:42 PM, Jan 30th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

There is a good chance I will die before the jerks at @VerizonWireless release Android Lollipop for my Galaxy S5.

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I think I need a new project. Something fun to do while drinking.

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Fucking way she goes.

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I know I'm a homer, but is there anyone better in the business than @JimJPhilly ?

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I love Vinny. Not at that cost, but I love Vinny.

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EVERYTHING BUT MONEY!

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B Schenn CLANG he scores!

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Love Boosh during intermission.

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Classless1975 If the Flyers make the playoffs I'll get a tattoo of Andrew MacDonald with money bags saying 6 years 30 million on my ass.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:47 PM, Jan 29th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

Once again I missed the goal. Apparently the kids have to go to bed on time. So I missed it.

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A jug of @TitosVodka on sale? Can't. Must not. Oh OK, I'm in.

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Of course I missed the goal.

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Hard to tell what team we get tonight. I'll yell and scream either way...

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daub.me/p/e3705 - PA Dutch people always stick their tongue out when they are thinking.

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Was a little disconnected for a bit. Kimmo is coming back?!?

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VDOOZER I will get to the bottom of this @netflix tragedy @zachbraff They cannot defeat SCRUBS.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:37 PM, Jan 28th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

Wane Train does it again in the stupid shootout.

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Simmonds does it again!!! win on a shootout again!

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GOD DAMNED POST GIROUX

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MISSES THE NET GOD THANK YOU

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Mike Richards mention. Drink.

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Chris Therien has the old man bending over moan. Love it.

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I don't mind Straka on this team. Not at all.

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Well that was fun while it lasted. Giving up a goal under a minute. It's what we do.

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Schultz is a poo head.

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I expect Mason to come up lame any time now...

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@krazylegz They just advertised a ticket package that includes some "Flyers wine."

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wine? Probably pretty bland with a terrible finish.

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Simmonds scores!! PP goal!!

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Haha Wayne totally steamrolled that dude.

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That's some kick ass defense right there. Thanks . I don't think I've seen a guy that wide open and all alone. And Mason coming in...

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Lol of course that went in.

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cmisscarla The Patriots Became Nearly Fumble-Proof After a 2006 Rule Change Pushed by Tom Brady slate.com/articles/sport… via @Slate

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:46 PM, Jan 26th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

It better start snowing balls soon because I have no intention on going to work tomorrow. God dammit.

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LVPhantoms It's final in Utica. Team West takes it 14-12 over Team East. Brandon Manning with an assist for the East squad. Congrats @mandog1990

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:59 PM, Jan 26th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

daub.me/p/4835c - My @davisinst VP2 is chugging along through the storm.

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Rinaldo gets 8 games. Good.

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Snow plows now coming through. Soon time to get drunk, fire up the snow blower, and undo the snow piled they blasted on the sidewalks.

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I see the Patriots are doing their usual honorable thing and blaming some low level employee ball boy. Kudos, you big pile of scumbags.

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Listening to Sarah Palin is like listening to Captain Beefheart's Trout Mask Replica. I have no idea wtf is going on but damn I do enjoy it.

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zachbraff Season 2?!?! This is bullshit. @JohnCMcGinley @VDOOZER @SkylarAstin pic.twitter.com/DsABpMRe6y

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:17 PM, Jan 25th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

Friggin heart attack snow.

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Not sure why my stubborn wife insists on shoveling snow. I guess I'll leave my giant snowblower in the warm garage.

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NotFredShero Rob Scuderi getting his teeth knocked down his throat by the best hockey player on the planet pic.twitter.com/fAhKBQeIGm

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:42 PM, Jan 23rd, 2015 via Plume for Android)

TheGoalieNet Don't wann ruin anybody's weekend, but remember the year they dropped this crap on us? pic.twitter.com/vmpgOUFpZM

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:29 PM, Jan 23rd, 2015 via Plume for Android)

Remember that episode with the Clutch song? I sure as hell did.

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Hey @amazon, I just finished watching the Mad Dogs pilot. I need more. I need more. Please?

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I would totally watch a reality show with Wayne and Voracek as roommates. I would pay to watch it. Pay a lot.

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There are times I really really dislike working in "education."

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WAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA The Pens lost to the WAAAAAAAAAA. By @Dejan_Kovacevic

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So the Patriots did cheat? Well I'll be...

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Jr giving the Penguins the business.

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Shout out to Razer. Really turned it around. God damn.

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continue to absolutely own the Penguins.

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GIROUX GAME WINNER OT SCCCCOOORREEEEEEEEEEEEE

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OT! appear to be on the PP!

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Downie waaaa waaaa waaaa.

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Great PK. Who is this team?

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going on the PEEECCOOOO POWER PLAY

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EMERY EMERY EMERY EMERY

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DStrehleTFP VV with a beauty of a deflection of Del Zotto shot, 2-2. VV with goals in 3 straight games.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:46 PM, Jan 20th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

VV that was. Omg. It was.

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Del Zotto with the piss poor slide.

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Big thanks to the fans at the WFC. Keeping this shit going.

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Keep waving ass clown.

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Schenn. Kills. Downie.

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SCHENN THROWING BOMBS!

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That's horseshit btw.

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VORACEK BOMBS.gif please

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Apparently Twitter won't let me change my name to VORACEK THROWING FUCKING BOMBS

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VORACEK THROWING BOMBS!

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Undisciplined. Here we go.

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Umby laying the wood!

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Nice job boys. Give up a shorty.

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Emery is kinda trash in a 1 on 1.

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Thank God for the intermission.

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Sit down for a few months Rinaldo. Please.

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Kevin_Durso We've played just under eight minutes. Shots are 11-0 . Yes, 11-0.

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 7:53 PM, Jan 20th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

killed it off. I have no idea how. Emery was pretty big, but...

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Emery with a big big save.

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I need Rinaldo off this team. No matter what. That's just stupid.

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BroadStHockey Emery bailed out big time by Bellemare there. Looked like a sure goal.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:47 PM, Jan 20th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

How did that not go in?

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So this game will be....

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@aaronconners Will they be available soon for the appropriate Kickstarter people?

via Plume for Android in reply to aaronconners

aaronconners And...for all of you who have asked about audio book versions, I'm happy to say they are in production and will be released soon!

via Facebook (retweeted on 7:18 PM, Jan 20th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

Slingbox PBS taps Ridley Scott to produce a Civil War drama. Will this replace ? avc.lu/1yH3CJV

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:16 PM, Jan 20th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

daub.me/p/49dc6 - Yes cat, I have food. Quit stalking me.

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@ApterShock The playoffs? You are way more optimistic than I am!

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I know the kind of own the Penguins lately. But I have no faith in this defense or Emery.

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Paris mayor: We intend to sue Fox News. HEH YESS

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Wow my laptop does NOT like the 3.18 kernel AT ALL.

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Pretty typical turnover to seal this one...

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VV redirection goal!

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Emery really is trash.

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That's cool Ref, just let the game continue right over the injured guy writhing in pain.

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Damned fine hit by Del Zotto!

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Clear the puck ding dongs.

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What a giant cluster fuck this team is. A total hot mess.

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Gonna be a long one eh ? Down 2 zip.

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I should really get some sleeping pills or some shit.

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12 Monkeys first episode. Pretty damned solid if you ask me.

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This is all the Ravens fault.

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xmasape If that's a penalty, there's almost nothing a defender can do pic.twitter.com/vYeCNNe97T

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:14 PM, Jan 18th, 2015 via Plume for Android)

So when the little one poops his pants, as soon as his mother finds out, he loves to jump up and down and "mush it" and laugh. Genius.

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Yeah, I won't be watching this game long...

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McCarthy you big, big dummy.

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Ugh. Football sucks.

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We want the ball and we are gonna score. HEH.

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He literally limped to the 1st down.

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Jesus someone help poor Crosby fix his kicking net already.

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Jfc and they let him catch that.

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Packers, biggest choke I've witnessed in a while...

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The Packers are seriously going to lose this.

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Take Lacey out already. Looks like he's running in slow motion.

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The fact the Packers haven't thrown the ball even once at injured Sherman shows someone needs their head examined.

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That's a big 3 points.

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Packers D finally keeps pressure.

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Still butthurt RT @RealSkipBayless The Dallas Cowboys should be playing in Seattle right now. That was A CATCH. .

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