The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

December 2014

Ugh, Iginla can still fire it. Tie ballgame again.

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Oh Coburn, you douche knuckle.

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16 degrees, screw that.

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What a defensive cluster fuck.

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PP goal, Voracek scores!

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TraiIerParkBoys Happy New Year's Eve pic.twitter.com/8A1cQ2FIXB

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Absolutely brutal turniver. Yikes.

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Lolololol they have fucking balls calling a crease violation!

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Canadian refs for the win apparently.

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Absolutely terrible call. Why bother having rules about running the goalie if you don't call them. Awful.

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Why bother even having a crease if you are allowed to do that to score?

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Wow that was... Ugh. These refs must be Canadian.

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Boise is starting to scare me here.

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Fffffff fffffff fffffff

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Boise State up 14 zip already.

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Looks like Max Domi is well on his way to being the same exact kind of shit bag his father was.

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Wow, this Canadian team is filled with dirty pricks.

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@powellnathanj Omg how did I miss this. I need this slot car track immediately.

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Dammit to hell, the pellet stove is out of pellets. I better wake up my wife...

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Time to binge watch Lilyhammer.

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@krazylegz Was it you that recommended Snowpiercer? What a great movie!

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Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.

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I should really buy a PS4 already.

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When Umberger scores your only 2 goals you know shit isn't going well.

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Lolol Umberger again!

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Great, bring out the fumble fuck power play now. Just what we need.

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Time to see what else is on.

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Absolute waste of a period of hockey.

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Wow that was pretty ugly.

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A big 3 points for . Bring on Canada on Wednesday.

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GOOOOALLL! Shot from the goal line squeaks in! up 2!

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Maybe would be more effective on the PP if they stopped this retarded criss cross nonsense at the blue line.

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Video game night ended a little late. Or early, as the case may be.

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Dan. Fielding. RT @io9 The Surprise Hero of Is John Larroquette on.io9.com/LyRctJM

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up 4-0 over Germany at the end of the 2nd

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OMG what a save!

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German goalies never look bad, just the D around them. Kinda like the

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draws a short handed penalty. I'll take it.

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up 2-0 over Germany, 2nd period about to start.

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nuclearcarly Did that Bengals defense guy really just introduce himself as "All about the G"? What a douche

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gblockus Ryan White is doing a 3-game conditioning stint with the @LVPhantoms according to @NHLFlyers GM Ron Hextall @mcall

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JFC Falcons.

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I don't think he was in

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LOLOL what a clusterfuck that kick was

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ZOMG Safety!

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RIP 2014 . It was a fun ride.

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win! It's still a win, I can be slightly happy....

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LOLOL Sanchez double fist pump.

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the_ironsheik DEAD DOG PLAY BETTER THAN THE WASHINGTON TODAY

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Eli waaaaaaaaaaaaa face.gif

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Nate Allen of all people. Eli gonna Eli.

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Maybe this is why Chip isn't running the ball you Twitter Football Coaches.

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RIP McCoy's knee...

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And McCoy is fucking hurt.

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The are going to lose this.

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Almost some pressure on Eli. Almost.

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terilyns68 Don't y'all fuck up my free coffee.

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Again short on 3rd down.

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JFC Captain Pump Fake.

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Heh James Casey.

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That's as bad a missed call as I've ever witnessed.

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That's as bad a missed call as I've ever witnesedd.

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HOLD come on HOLD

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POLK POLK POLK give it to POLK

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Jeese Sanchez.

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Coughlin must have makeup on, his face isn't that red today.

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No catch, no question.

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3rd down blues.

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Nice job Jenk.

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he totally almost tackled himself at the 10 yard line

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TD by who? WTF is that guy?

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BLOCKED PUNT!!!

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Go for it, wtf do you have to lose?

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Even Big Andy is running the ball.

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Will enjoy the Cowboys get pounded in the playoffs...

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WITHOUT MAKING CONTACT... HE had his hand held?!!!!!?!? No call!!

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Just kick the friggin FG and stop playing with my emotions.

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Matthews wide open, throw it into double coverage....

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Coop WIDE open.

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wtf was that even?

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LOLOL WTF CATCH THE FUCKING BALLLLLLLLL

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Wow, what is going on?

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And no call for a pick?

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@fjbjrtxnj It's just awful at this point.

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Cary Williams is just ugh....

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NFL refs continue to be a complete shit show.

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3rd and 7, I expect a minimum of 14 yards here...

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3rd and 9, throw for 6. Been like this all season....

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THROW. THE BALL. AWAY.

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POUND Eli's stupid face.

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WOW. Coverage!!

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WTF WTF WTF WTF

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3 and out. Sigh...

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Is the NFL doing everything possible to force me to watch the Puppy Bowl half time show?

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Thank god he dropped that.

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JFC Butt Fumble, what are you doing?!

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JMatt again!

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Looked clean to me. HAHAHAH

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That's some quality coverage right there.

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I HATE that play call though. I'll take the points.

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Good call. Toss Ol Red Face out.

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We calling that Coop's fault too?

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This Matt, the Unsuspecting Fan, is the worse of them all, wtf bro, say more then Woa. Woa! Woa.

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Matthews!! TD!!!

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wtf, how did I think that was Cooper

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I'm not expecting to enjoy this game one bit.

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Holy shit laser beam. Giroux scores! That's some filthy, filthy business.

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Wtf kind of shitass call is that?

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Holy shit first down.

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Omg they missed the extra point.

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I counted 52 missed tackles there.

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So stupid. I'm turning this off.

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Wtf is there to review? That's clearly not a catch.

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Omg was that stupid.

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Finally all caught up with the Walking Dead. Damn, what a crazy mid season finale!

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That's some defense right there. Ugh,

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Ascension part 1 complete. So far, I like it.

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5 hole! He scores!

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Wow that was wuss-like.

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Frick, Twitter is way ahead of the stream

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A friggin shootout.

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End to end we go!

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End of 2, and the Fins still tied 1-1.

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