The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

November 2014

igglephile If that ain't some 2012 Eagles shit

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:27 PM, Nov 30th, 2014 via BitlBee)

@erikbond Yes. But I read the comics before the show.

via BitlBee in reply to erikbond

Andy Reid "wtf do we do now" face.

via BitlBee

Wow, Refs really put the whistles away this game eh?

via BitlBee

I want my nickname to be "Pot Roast."

via BitlBee

Wow. TD Denver. Again.

via BitlBee

LOLOLOL Giants

via BitlBee

Yes Giants fans. They are really turning things around. You know, against the Jags. Cmon.

via Plume for Android

quick kick. I love this shit.

via Plume for Android

TonyBrunoShow Shameful officiating in this . fix to make sure is in the final 4.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:28 PM, Nov 29th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

SuperSquints Blair Jones registers a Gordie Howe Hat Trick to help push the Phantoms past an East Division foe. sbnation.com/e/7072326

via SB Nation (retweeted on 11:19 PM, Nov 29th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

daub.me/p/40a55 - I didn't like Melvin at first, but the kids love him.

via melloTwurl

daub.me/p/df0a3 - We had pretty good seats for the game.

via melloTwurl

Home just in time for the game.

via Plume for Android

Got tickets to tonight's game. Finally, maybe I'll see some real hockey. Instead of whatever this stuff is these days...

via Plume for Android

Thank God it's finally over.

via Plume for Android

That was just awful.

via Plume for Android

I see the are doing well.

via Plume for Android

This team is outright pathetic.

via Plume for Android

Whoops. I Napped through the start of the game.

via Plume for Android

Madden was lol before lol was lol.

Jesus Christ what?

via Plume for Android

btw. Just putting that out there. Because the fucking

via Plume for Android

You never ask Al Michaels about hockey. You just never do that.

via Plume for Android

I'm so full I may die. Oh, a different pie? I'm in.

via BitlBee

So the great, wonderful, amazing Cowboys only scored 10 points? Oh really.

via BitlBee

The fact that @RealSkipBayless even has the nerve to blame the refs? Laughable. OMG laughable.

via BitlBee

Thank you . Thank you.

via BitlBee

I know we are at the end here, but jeese at least try to cover him somewhat

via BitlBee

975TheFanatic RT if you want @RealSkipBayless to call mike missanelli tomorrow in between 6a to 10a est. Take it like a man Skip!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:32 PM, Nov 27th, 2014 via BitlBee)

No camera shots of Jerry? I am sad.

via BitlBee

Hey guys, you still have to run block though.

via BitlBee

the_ironsheik TONY ROMO YOU FUCKING TURKEY TITS TODAY GO FUCK YOURSELF FOREVER

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:29 PM, Nov 27th, 2014 via BitlBee)

Flag seems like BS

via BitlBee

GREAT punt coverage

via BitlBee

That wasn't ideal

via BitlBee

Love my twitter time line right now....

via BitlBee

KENDRICKS BOOOOOOM!!!

via BitlBee

BLAMMOOOO!!!!

via BitlBee

They have to go for it here...

via BitlBee

3rd and long, time to step up

via BitlBee

LOL Romo falling over himself

via BitlBee

Someone cover that guy huh

via BitlBee

Saying he "dropped it" means that he had it at some point. Wasn't even ready for the pass

via BitlBee

Parkey, good.

via BitlBee

His butt was down....

via BitlBee

His ass was down!!!

via BitlBee

YOU ARE KIDDING ME

via BitlBee

Sanchez pump faking 9 yards down field, and it works.

via BitlBee

Hey, an QB that can slide feet first!

via BitlBee

INT ANYWAY WOOOO

via BitlBee

3rd and long. Please don't do what you always do on 3rd and long please?

via BitlBee

Not even close Bud.

via BitlBee

Or that, I'll take that. Whatever

via BitlBee

That has to be a hold

via BitlBee

That has to be a hole

via BitlBee

3rd and longish, yeah. So.

via BitlBee

COX IN YOUR FACE

via BitlBee

SACKED AGAIN

via BitlBee

run D is getting eaten up

via BitlBee

JimmyKempski Happy Thanksgiving, Romo. Awful throw, bailed out.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:50 PM, Nov 27th, 2014 via BitlBee)

Of course Cary Williams

via BitlBee

Bullshit flag!!

via BitlBee

I'll give that TD to the OLine. Wide open lane

via BitlBee

WOOOOOOOOOOO

via BitlBee

TD!!!!!!! SHADY!!!!!!

via BitlBee

This QB running stuff is making my stomach hurt

via BitlBee

and Cowboys fans boo. Nice job assholes

via BitlBee

First down, I'll take it.

via BitlBee

First down, I'll take it/

via BitlBee

wtf has Witten so pissed off? Starting to look like Dez.

via BitlBee

Could have been way way worse

via BitlBee

lolol Romo jumped into the fetal position

via BitlBee

D. Casey Matthews HOLY SHIT

via BitlBee

WillJ609 No!!!!!!!! not Shitbull

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 6:13 PM, Nov 27th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

My mother apparently "loves Pitbull."

This Thanksgiving is over. Wayyyyy over.

via Plume for Android

Witten has his bitch pants on.

via Plume for Android

Here comes the nervous stomach.

via Plume for Android

daub.me/p/7b466 - Thanksgiving is off to a great start. Upper body injury.

via melloTwurl

Voracek scores! PP goal!

via Plume for Android

You can't honestly tell me there isn't a better player on the Phantoms than Umberger. Literally someone that can skate and carry a stick.

via Plume for Android

Well this is getting ugly.

via Plume for Android

finally on the board! Down 3-1.

via Plume for Android

Heh, Coots fighting.

via BitlBee

That was quite ugly.

via Plume for Android

It better snow. Balls to the wall snow . I need tomorrow off.

via Plume for Android

4 to 8. It better play out.

via Plume for Android

John Goodman. Has he ever been anything but amazing?

via Plume for Android

AstroTerry Words can't describe pic.twitter.com/oHC5jDY8jI

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:15 PM, Nov 25th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

I could really, really go for a bloody mary.

via Plume for Android

Ugh, here comes the gas.

via Plume for Android

The shootout is still a terrible way to end a game. lose. Again.

via Plume for Android

I'll take the point. Mason has 46 saves. Shoot out it is.

via Plume for Android

9pm eastern my butt.

via Plume for Android

It is still 65 degrees. Windows open. Wtf.

via Plume for Android

I absolutely love Mason, but damn, no way can he keep this up.

via Plume for Android

Laughton lined with Umberger and Vinny. Poor bastard.

via Plume for Android

I seriously wanted to like the Umberger trade. But that ship has sailed long, long ago.

via Plume for Android

Wow. The Isles approach the Power Play much like the do. Full retard.

via Plume for Android

Kids are watching old school Scooby-Doo cartoons and laughing like crazy. My job is done for today.

via Plume for Android

Trevmay54 I cannot wait for Turkey Day. Because Turkey. And stuffing. And mashed potatoes. And Pie. And family. And Pie.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:24 PM, Nov 24th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

Thanks Giants. Now I'm too pissed off to sleep.

via Plume for Android

esaoperations Hatch is open!

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:01 AM, Nov 24th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

That's a really shitty way to end a game.

via Plume for Android

How many holds are the Cowboys going to get away with?

via Plume for Android

OK Romo, do your stuff.

via Plume for Android

4th quarter coming up. We have at least 1 more Eli pick and one more crushing Romo sack coming up.

via Plume for Android

Thanks Giants, you suck.

via Plume for Android

OK, I'm back. I took a flop.

via Plume for Android

What's the official hand signal for "took a flop?"

via Plume for Android

Looked like a pretty good flop.

via Plume for Android

NASA w/ 3 crew members docked to at 9:48p ET. Watch hatch open & welcome on NASA TV at 11p nasa.gov/ntv

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:50 PM, Nov 23rd, 2014 via Plume for Android)

That has to be one of the greatest catches I've ever seen.

via Plume for Android

Oh yeah. I forgot how terrible the Giants are.

via Plume for Android

Finally, that's game. win 43-24 over the Titans.

via BitlBee

This game may go until 6pm.

via BitlBee

At least pretend to have some pass coverage, please

via BitlBee

Turnover on downs

via BitlBee

LOL WTF WAS THAT DEFENSE

via BitlBee

Good Lord was that ugly.

via BitlBee

Yeah that was ugly.

via BitlBee

17ish minutes until the Soyuz launch....

via BitlBee

That was a line drive of a kick.

via BitlBee

He's a little faster then Foles.

via BitlBee

Celek bull rushes his way to the 1st down.

via BitlBee

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