The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

October 2014

Oh Nexus 9. Please arrive on time. I need you.

via Plume for Android

Tonight's plan: Get drunk, watch all of the @simonpegg movies in order, then fall asleep (pass out) when the sun comes up.

via Plume for Android

Oh? Trick or treat was a little sparse this year? Let me help you with all that extra candy. Please and thank you.

via Plume for Android

I implore you to find a comic book character better than Deadpool. Go ahead, try. I can wait.

via Plume for Android

Only so much you can do.

via Plume for Android

Wtf refs. What are you doing? Do you have any idea?

via Plume for Android

Haha was that Giroux giving Carle shit?

via Plume for Android

Wow. Wow. Lightning back on top.

via Plume for Android

Omg Jake missed a wide open net!

via Plume for Android

Of course I missed the goal.

via Plume for Android

Holy shit that finally got that Eric Frein?

via Plume for Android

Got a little drunk, ordered a Nexus 9. Whatever.

via Plume for Android

Pens score on the PP and the lose in OT.

via Plume for Android

headed to the power play I OT!

via Plume for Android

CphillyC We did it 6 years ago today. pic.twitter.com/WN825iVhs7

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:38 PM, Oct 29th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

area playing the Ed Lover Song. Best shit ever.

via Plume for Android

I watched Darroll Powe when he was a Flyer, and he really seems to stand out on the .

via Plume for Android

Wow. Chris Christy. What a nice job at talking big and being a total dick.

via Plume for Android

Another 5 on 3 chance for the . Need to take advantage here.

via Plume for Android

New AHL rule, you lose your helmet, you go to the bench. on the power play!

via Plume for Android

power play looking pretty disjointed.

via Plume for Android

Wow. A full 2 minute 5 on 3 for the .

via Plume for Android

@Jacen736 That last call was pretty brutal when you are already down a man.

via Plume for Android in reply to Jacen736

HistoryInPics Pink Floyd, in January 1968, from the only known photo-shoot of all five members. pic.twitter.com/ikUW113nMW

via Buffer (retweeted on 7:30 PM, Oct 29th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

Only so much you can do down 2 men. down 1.

via Plume for Android

daub.me/p/fe510 - National Cat Day. Say hello Spidey.

via melloTwurl

FlyGoalScoredBy Razor Ray tho...

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:43 PM, Oct 28th, 2014 via BitlBee)

Way to be Quick, nice job chucking your stick around. That's some class buddy @LAKings

via BitlBee

Ex LA King B Schenn scores the OT goal to get the W!

via BitlBee

GOOOOAALLLL!!!!!

via BitlBee

Anything other than a goal and I will ask for Philly fans to throw batteries. I'm OK with it

via BitlBee

That is a goal

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THAT HAS TO COUNT!!!!!!!

via BitlBee

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!!!?!?!!

via BitlBee

COME ON!!!!!!

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B SHCENNN!!!

via BitlBee

Wow that's icing?

via BitlBee

OT, here we go!

via BitlBee

Oh hey another OT

via BitlBee

That was as clear a boarding call as a boarding call gets.

via BitlBee

WOW NOTHING?

via BitlBee

Giroux missed it wide, Simmonds keep trying and couldn't pound it home.

via BitlBee

OMFG WHATTTT

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GIVE THE PUCK TO JAKE

via BitlBee

PING JFC PING

via BitlBee

So yeah. That happened.

via BitlBee

HarriedWizard Guys? I wasn't on the EAST COAST near that Antares Launch. Better?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:01 PM, Oct 28th, 2014 via BitlBee)

OMG Quick save

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wtf Captain America?

via BitlBee

Wow, we are really going to bust on Ghost?

via BitlBee

OrbitalSciences Just got word that the press conference will start closer to 8:45 p.m. EDT

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 8:24 PM, Oct 28th, 2014 via BitlBee)

My 6 year old knows the day by what crap they serve for lunch at school. "Is it Chicken Nugget day tomorrow?"

via BitlBee

vhazelnut Just ranked all the Disney Junior shows. Octonauts is clearly the shit.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:19 PM, Oct 28th, 2014 via BitlBee)

I feel bad saying it, but the pass like total retards.

via BitlBee

SAVE FROM HIS ASS. HE WAS SITTING DOWN.

via BitlBee

Damn, what a play and pass from Umberger. Shh, don't tell anyone I said that.

via BitlBee

8:30PM Eastern for a NASA press conference...

via BitlBee

Is Mason dead or?

via BitlBee

A penalty for what?!

via BitlBee

Gordie Howe had a stroke? Wow, I wish him and his family all the best. Legend for sure.

via BitlBee

Wow. Razor is in again???

via BitlBee

For reals though, this goal song is the absolute worst.

via BitlBee

I totally forgot about the game, I was watching NASA TV. Turned the channel just to see them score!!!!

via BitlBee

SCCCCOOORRREEEE!!!!

via BitlBee

OMFG IT BLEW UP

via BitlBee

jonjohnsonwip What a wonderful way to end the night. pic.twitter.com/yWD7aJGpaI

via iOS (retweeted on 11:49 PM, Oct 27th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

Hrm. I didn't see Jerry's face after that final play...

via Plume for Android

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA YESSSSSS!

via Plume for Android

JFC ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

via Plume for Android

I hope NASA literally blows that stupid boat out of the water with some fancy laser or something.

via Plume for Android

NASAGoddard The @OrbitalSciences rocket launch @NASA_Wallops is scrubbed due to a boat in range area. 1.usa.gov/AN75

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:57 PM, Oct 27th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

The fact that we have @CaryWilliams26 on our team, makes me want to kill small animals.

via BitlBee

Be happy Cards.

via BitlBee

Nice game @nfl. I hope you are happy with the refs you have. Because they are terrible.

via BitlBee

Congrats Cards.

via BitlBee

Game of inches.

via BitlBee

1 second left.

via BitlBee

Last chance.

via BitlBee

Excuses or not, the NFL has decided that playing football is not what they want

via BitlBee

Just let it end

via BitlBee

Dear @nfl. I'm glad to tell my children that you actually hate American football.

via BitlBee

BULL MOTHER FUCKING SHIT

via BitlBee

2 ASSHOLES got beat. 2!

via BitlBee

Thank you Cary Willialsm

via BitlBee

I'm too drunk for this

via BitlBee

I know my name is Captain Obvious. But we need this DEFENSE,

via BitlBee

WTF THE SHOTGUN

via BitlBee

BOOO bad spot

via BitlBee

GRIND IT, DO IT AGAIN

via BitlBee

Red zone is killing us all

via BitlBee

1st down too!

via BitlBee

DisplacedPhan GIGAERTZ

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:14 PM, Oct 26th, 2014 via BitlBee)

Oh hey they picked up a horse collar!

via BitlBee

3 flags too!

via BitlBee

SKFLKFNSLKFNLS

via BitlBee

DO THIS. 400 MORE TIMES

via BitlBee

Ok . You have one job. To get. Shit. Done.

via BitlBee

@PHSportsGoddess I agree. The offense has just fallen apart.

via BitlBee in reply to PHSportsGoddess

D is just bad. I'm sorry

via BitlBee

BRB, besides the Robins things, she's making me cry

via BitlBee

6 year old literally just yelled "THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! YOU ROBIN BIRDS LOSERS."

via BitlBee

NEED. D. FENSE.

via BitlBee

Donnie does his shit.

via BitlBee

and now it's 3rd adn 14. Turning that turnover into NOTHING

via BitlBee

See, I hate that. All of that.

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

via BitlBee

I'm going to remain calm

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My children, 3 and 6, are repeating every word I say

via BitlBee

THAT IS WAY OUT

via BitlBee

THAT'S A FUMBLE!!!!!!!!!

via BitlBee

SDFHSLJFHSLHFLSJF

via BitlBee

My little princess, 6 year old Emily, tells the to, "Pound that guy in the face!!!"

via BitlBee

OIHdodklfnldkhfglewgf

via BitlBee

I will admit. I HAD to go to the bathroom and my 6 year old daughter yelled DAD YOU MISSED IT THE ARE THE BEST

via BitlBee

FLAG! On the Cards! A FLAG!

via BitlBee

StanBleedGreen Hit stick

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:35 PM, Oct 26th, 2014 via BitlBee)

WTF am I looking at

via BitlBee

Run that ball Andy.

via BitlBee

I'm not liking the play calls.

via BitlBee

nice job JMac, glad you didn't die

via BitlBee

That was one of the god damndest plays I've seen

via BitlBee

Still not happy with Maclin back for punt returns.

via BitlBee

That ends the vodka. Uh oh

via BitlBee

But that's still 3 points. We need more than 3 points.

via BitlBee

GOOD! Parkey is money!

via BitlBee

This one is pretty much over

via BitlBee

This one is pretty much ober

via BitlBee

You think it is, but it isn't

via BitlBee

That's not a running play.

via BitlBee

Offense needs to get their shit straight. Get it done.

via BitlBee

Jesus JMac, fair catch that before you get killed

via BitlBee

When the run now, they seem to do some crazy shit that ends up way outside. That loses yards.

via BitlBee

he never ran, but when he did, he pounded shit

via BitlBee

I'm starting to think this running play shit is almost WORSE than Andy

via BitlBee

Oh hey no call!

via BitlBee

That was just retarded

via BitlBee

Hey a run play! And a shitty one at that!

via BitlBee

ERTZ. Throw it to Ertz.

via BitlBee

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