Oh Nexus 9. Please arrive on time. I need you.
Tonight's plan: Get drunk, watch all of the @simonpegg movies in order, then fall asleep (pass out) when the sun comes up.
Oh? Trick or treat was a little sparse this year? Let me help you with all that extra candy. Please and thank you.
I implore you to find a comic book character better than Deadpool. Go ahead, try. I can wait.
#SpaceShipTwo crashed? Damn....
Only so much you can do. #Flyers
That is WEAK.
Wtf refs. What are you doing? Do you have any idea?
Score! Vorceck! #Flyers
Haha was that Giroux giving Carle shit?
Wow. Wow. Lightning back on top.
Omg Jake missed a wide open net!
Wow what a flop.
Of course I missed the #Flyers goal.
Oof. Deflection, score. #Flyers
Holy shit that finally got that Eric Frein?
Got a little drunk, ordered a Nexus 9. Whatever.
Pens score on the PP and the #Phantoms lose in OT.
#Phantoms headed to the power play I OT!
#Phantoms heading to OT.
#Phantoms area playing the Ed Lover Song. Best shit ever.
I watched Darroll Powe when he was a Flyer, and he really seems to stand out on the #Phantoms.
Wow. Chris Christy. What a nice job at talking big and being a total dick.
Another 5 on 3 chance for the #Phantoms. Need to take advantage here.
New AHL rule, you lose your helmet, you go to the bench. #Phantoms on the power play!
#Phantoms score! Tied at 1!
#Phantoms power play looking pretty disjointed.
Wow. A full 2 minute 5 on 3 for the #Phantoms.
@SteveGrossMCall The place looks empty!
@Jacen736 That last call was pretty brutal when you are already down a man.
Only so much you can do down 2 men. #Phantoms down 1.
daub.me/p/fe510 - National Cat Day. Say hello Spidey.
FlyGoalScoredBy Razor Ray tho...
Way to be Quick, nice job chucking your stick around. That's some class buddy @LAKings
Ex LA King B Schenn scores the OT goal to get the W!
HEre we go
Anything other than a goal and I will ask for Philly fans to throw batteries. I'm OK with it
That is a goal
THAT HAS TO COUNT!!!!!!!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!!!?!?!!
Wow that's icing?
OT, here we go!
Oh hey another OT
That was as clear a boarding call as a boarding call gets.
Giroux missed it wide, Simmonds keep trying and couldn't pound it home. #Flyers
GIVE THE PUCK TO JAKE
PING JFC PING
So yeah. That happened. #FLyers
HarriedWizard Guys? I wasn't on the EAST COAST near that Antares Launch. Better?
OMG Quick save
wtf Captain America? #Flyers
Wow, we are really going to bust on Ghost?
OrbitalSciences Just got word that the press conference will start closer to 8:45 p.m. EDT
My 6 year old knows the day by what crap they serve for lunch at school. "Is it Chicken Nugget day tomorrow?"
vhazelnut Just ranked all the Disney Junior shows. Octonauts is clearly the shit.
I feel bad saying it, but the #Flyers pass like total retards.
SAVE FROM HIS ASS. HE WAS SITTING DOWN.
Damn, what a play and pass from Umberger. Shh, don't tell anyone I said that.
8:30PM Eastern for a NASA press conference...
Is Mason dead or?
A penalty for what?!
Gordie Howe had a stroke? Wow, I wish him and his family all the best. Legend for sure.
@zoowithroy This. Is Brilliant.
Wow. Razor is in again??? #Flyers
For reals though, this goal song is the absolute worst.
I totally forgot about the #Flyers game, I was watching NASA TV. Turned the channel just to see them score!!!!
OMFG IT BLEW UP
Hrm. I didn't see Jerry's face after that final play...
Thank you Redskins.
JFC ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I hope NASA literally blows that stupid boat out of the water with some fancy laser or something.
The fact that we have @CaryWilliams26 on our team, makes me want to kill small animals.
Be happy Cards.
Nice game @nfl. I hope you are happy with the refs you have. Because they are terrible.
Game of inches.
1 second left.
Excuses or not, the NFL has decided that playing football is not what they want
Just let it end
Dear @nfl. I'm glad to tell my children that you actually hate American football.
BULL MOTHER FUCKING SHIT
2 ASSHOLES got beat. 2!
Thank you Cary Willialsm
I'm too drunk for this #Eagles
We need #Eagles defense
I know my name is Captain Obvious. But we need this #Eagkes DEFENSE,
WTF THE SHOTGUN
BOOO bad spot
GRIND IT, DO IT AGAIN
Red zone is killing us all
1st down too!
Oh hey they picked up a horse collar!
3 flags too!
DO THIS. 400 MORE TIMES
Ok #Eagles. You have one job. To get. Shit. Done.
@PHSportsGoddess I agree. The offense has just fallen apart.
#Eagles D is just bad. I'm sorry
BRB, besides the Robins things, she's making me cry
6 year old literally just yelled "THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! YOU ROBIN BIRDS LOSERS."
NEED. D. FENSE.
Donnie does his shit.
and now it's 3rd adn 14. Turning that turnover into NOTHING
See, I hate that. All of that.
I'm going to remain calm
My children, 3 and 6, are repeating every word I say
THAT IS WAY OUT
THAT'S A FUMBLE!!!!!!!!!
My little princess, 6 year old Emily, tells the #Eagles to, "Pound that guy in the face!!!"
I will admit. I HAD to go to the bathroom and my 6 year old daughter yelled DAD YOU MISSED IT THE #EAGLES ARE THE BEST
FLAG! On the Cards! A FLAG!
StanBleedGreen Hit stick
WTF am I looking at
Run that ball Andy.
I'm not liking the play calls.
nice job JMac, glad you didn't die
That was one of the god damndest plays I've seen
Still not happy with Maclin back for punt returns.
That ends the vodka. Uh oh #Eagles
But that's still 3 points. We need more than 3 points.
GOOD! Parkey is money!
This one is pretty much over
This one is pretty much ober
AND NO CALL
You think it is, but it isn't
That's not a running play.
Offense needs to get their shit straight. Get it done.
Jesus JMac, fair catch that before you get killed
When the #Eagles run now, they seem to do some crazy shit that ends up way outside. That loses yards.
he never ran, but when he did, he pounded shit
I'm starting to think this running play shit is almost WORSE than Andy
Oh hey no call!
That was just retarded
Hey a run play! And a shitty one at that!
ERTZ. Throw it to Ertz.