The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

September 2014

This kid is NEVER going to crap on the potty.

via Plume for Android

I'm sorry, it is 77 in here. The AC is on!

via Plume for Android

@schram I wasn't there. Who knows, he probably deserved it.

via Plume for Android in reply to schram

PhillyNel88 "Sorry man I'll have more lunch money tomorrow" pic.twitter.com/yETKbsD00O

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:27 PM, Sep 29th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

Seems childish to say the least.

via Plume for Android

The Andy Reid hate is a bit much. He did great things for the . Sure, things went nuts at the end, but hating a guy after he's gone?

via Plume for Android

I could really go for an egg sandwich right now.

via Plume for Android

daub.me/p/16728 - Emily made me a Captain America shield.

via melloTwurl

Old school Muppets, still funny.

via Plume for Android

Hey Saints, already you are killing me.

via Plume for Android

Good God RT @billmeltzer Shots 30-6 NJ with 5:03 left in 2nd PD.

via Plume for Android

That's what I get for watching an game sober.

via Plume for Android

And on top of it, tomorrow I have to pay for my fucking coffee!!

via BitlBee

Also, someone punch Rendell in his big stupid face too.

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Hey, btw, NOT ONE FUCKING OFFENSIVE POINT

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Fire Alarm-Gate

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Big time, high speed offense gets NADA.

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There it is, there is the capper

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Bring in FredEx

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Sorry Chip, but you just went down a few notches this week. That's just fucking awful

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Sorry Chip, but you just went down a few notches this week. That's just fucking awfuk.

via BitlBee

Blah, take a knee.

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he can't hardly run whatsoever

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WTF are you fucking kidding me?!!?!?!!

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That is a fucking HORRIBLE CALL

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Of course. Why not.

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Of course a flag

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PHSportsGoddess As much as I love Chip Kelly and Nick Foles, I'm infuriated with them both after today.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:43 PM, Sep 28th, 2014 via BitlBee)

Sorry Chip, but that shit was terrible

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that was fucking awful

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Nah I'm done though

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I can't watch

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Sorry. Should have run

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Mtrible The 1. Every Eagles fan's arch nemesis.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:40 PM, Sep 28th, 2014 via BitlBee)

BRB, getting some nitroglycerin pills.

via BitlBee

Give it to him. And if that doesn't work, GIVE IT TO HIM AGAIN

via BitlBee

I'm ok with that

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Coop should have had that though. Damn

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Don't like that. Don't like that at all

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WTF is my inhaler?!

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YESSS. 1st down!

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I will fight someone.......

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VoiceOfThePhan Harbaugh burning his last timeout and challenge on the same play. After we score, Kaepernick is giving it right back to us. Star this tweet.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:34 PM, Sep 28th, 2014 via BitlBee)

Anything other then a catch and this TV is going out the fucking window.

via BitlBee

THAT IS A CATCH

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That's a fucking catch

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For real though. what the in actual fuck was that

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And now I'm yelling at my TV like I yell at my kids. NO. BAD!

via BitlBee

STOP. THAT. NOOOO.

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We passed the 50 woooo

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Keep rollin. Keep rollin.

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Keep the small stuff. Keep doing it.

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Yeah, I closed my eyes on that play. I think Foles did too.

via BitlBee

go go go go go

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Longest run of the day

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Oh hey, a flag

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Soooo, we going for the endzone on first and 10 here?

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Welp, Chips bone-headed penalty is a wash. But, still.

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CHRIST SOMEONE TACKLE THAT FUCKER

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I'm going to need a sick day tomorrow. For real, after this, I am legit sick.

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Too bad the replay isn't on...

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That was dumb, dumb, really dumb dumb dumb.

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Who the fuck doesn't see that play coming? COME ON

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That's on you Chip. You Andy-ed that one.

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Sure, why not, give them another shot.

via BitlBee

Someone show these dopes how to snap their fucking helmets.

via BitlBee

Good night. 3-1 ain't too bad I guess.

via BitlBee

Are the on or something? Because this is unwatchable.

via BitlBee

And an ugly punt on top of it.

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3rd and 14, throw for 12.

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Yeah, goodnight.

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Nothing. 3 Niners in the backfield. Nothing doing.

via BitlBee

hahahahahahaha

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Niners should go for it here. No way they can stop em at this rate

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Oh well. I guess a well deserved offensive flop of a game was to be expected.

via BitlBee

FIRE THAT REPLAY CONSULTANT

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THROW THE FLAG

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LesBowen Kaepernick just threw backward, ref blew whistle for incompletion...

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 6:58 PM, Sep 28th, 2014 via BitlBee)

I'm wine with the deep plays, but when she ain't working, sometimes you have to chip away not go for it all.

via BitlBee

Double coverage AND got ass blasted.

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Foles may be dead.

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FG attempt is good, I Guess.

via BitlBee

3rd and long? penalty incoming.

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Aother great no call

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Im done with that

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COME THE FUCK ON!!!!

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Give Cary a break you guys, he's probably tired.

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NFL taking all the fun out of football.

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I hate the NFL anymore

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That is fucking WEAK

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JESUS CHRIST

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You have got to be fucking kidding me

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And now Peters is gimpy....

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Ok, that's a start.

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Ok. Let's try some real offense!

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How was that not a hold too?

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Welp. Can the usual 2nd half offense come back here?

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And that's not leading with the head? Come on NFL, make up your fucking minds now.

via BitlBee

lol jesus christ

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NO way was he in bounds. Not even 1 foot.

via BitlBee

Although as of late screen plays scare the SHIT out of me.

via BitlBee

There ya go Ertz

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Ok, still got a minute here. Do your shit

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Damn, was tipped and STILL went through. Shit

via BitlBee

It looked blocked?!

via BitlBee

die in a fire U2

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Not sure what they are booing there

via BitlBee

Good call boys!

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So, uh, that isn't a penalty

via BitlBee

Looked clean to me

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Delay or false start, take your pick

via BitlBee

Wow. Sup Nate Allen

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DAMNIT. CARY

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Gots to be a hold.

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How the F is that not a block in the back?!

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Is Celek still on the team?

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Frick, flag.

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Almost got a yard that time

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I'm kind of done with Kid Rock songs. Enough now.

via BitlBee

Nice a long, drawn out series here. The defense is going to pass out.

via BitlBee

terilyns68 Defense right now. "I'm sleep doe"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:39 PM, Sep 28th, 2014 via BitlBee)

COME ON flag

via BitlBee

jfc put him on the ground

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OfficialReview YOU CANNOT STOP SPROLES, HEIGHT SUPREMACISTS

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:33 PM, Sep 28th, 2014 via BitlBee)

Soooo, what's left? A safety I suppose

via BitlBee

Defense is probably unhappy. That sure doesn't give them a break

via BitlBee

RUNNN!!! SPROLES!!!!! TD !!

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GOOOO!!!!!!!

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Nice, I'll take it

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Casey Matthews, Hall Of Fame

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I wonder if Kappy got his face blocked off during that, if there would have been a flag?

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YESSS!!!! PICK 6!!!!!!

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Somone please punch Buck dead in the mouth.

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Am not liking the play calls. It's just... Ugh.

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God dammit to shit anyway

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And another flag

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Yeah Aikmen, you "don't see any better than that." Are you fucking high?

via BitlBee

Yeah someone is fired. You are all fired. That's fucking pathetic

via BitlBee

Are you kidding me?!

via BitlBee

COME ON ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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Better be coming back

via BitlBee

I don't like the play calls there...

via BitlBee

Yeah, that was, ewwww

via BitlBee

Can we stop running to the outside?

via BitlBee

How do I spell defense? Rolaids

via BitlBee

Awful. Terrible. Fucking tackle the guy!

via BitlBee

oh hey Fletcher

via BitlBee

JNisula Erin Andrews just said "de-fants"

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:48 PM, Sep 28th, 2014 via BitlBee)

I'm for a fucking make up call. But not when its an auto first down.

via BitlBee

If that is anything other then a hold I call bullshit on your asshole make up call

via BitlBee

Carey Williams picked himself

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LOLOLOL Pick!

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Did anyone check with Carey Williams to see how his legs are today?

via BitlBee

Of course, there is the run D.

via BitlBee

Ok Defense. Do your thing.

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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BBBOOOOMMMMM!!!!!

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Keep dancing bro

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