Finally watching House of Cards.
@IronPigs walk it off in the 11th...
He was as wide open as wide open gets.
Wow! What a run by Johnson! #Eagles TD!
That was a pretty nice pass. Damn. #Eagles
Henerey looking a little nervous.
Henerey looking a little nervious.
Wow. What a catch. Again, too bad it was out of bounds.
Onto the #BoiseState game...
Nice catch! Too bad it was out of bounds. #Eagles
Brightest screens in the NFL!
Well he was a little wide open.... #Eagles
JFC someone pop him already. #Eagles
Testing command line tweets...
Let's go #Phillies clap clap clap-clap-clap.
Cheese. What can you do.
I understand you all hate Sandberg. I get it. But Charlie did the same shit. Repeatedly. Maybe these players just aren't that good?
Lol Ruf had no idea what was going on.
Boooom. Diek. #Phillies
Werth, "Dirty Hobo" is at the plate.
daub.me/p/6e19f - Phillies. Testing the new phone with the image post script.
Byrd! Gone! #Phillies
Chae is probably going to strike out here. He's due. #Phillies
I'm out of the drinky drinky. Oh no.
Tickets purchased to the #Union Open Cup match. Don't let me down boys!
OK, Backup Server #1 build complete. Linux + LVM + Samba = nice and easy.
I need a cheesesteak.
@KellyDaBunny AND THE BLINKING. Omg the blinking.
The kids of today have it so good. They have no idea the Web used be all shitass Geocities and Angelfire websites. AKA the good old days.
My kids are turning into tablet junkies.
Just like their old man. Shhh, don't tell Mom.
Big win for the #Union
GOOOOOAAALLLL! Wenger puts the #Union back up by 2!
Headed in by Williams! #Union retake the lead!
Damn. Wondo scores the equalizer. #Union
Christ what a shot.
Goooaaalllll off the rebound! Le Toux! #Union
Save new guy!
WEAK call. #Union
Franco cycle. Wow. #IronPigs
Score watching. Holy shit the #Phillies took the lead?
Fucking Henry are you serious?
Was Chip's neck always that floppy?
What a catch! TD! #Eagles
Thats some heads up play there to get to 3rd.
Tucker TD again! #Eagles
#Eagles backups are just shredding the Steelers D.
TD Tucker! #Eagles
Please Baldy, put that finger away.
A riverboat gambler?
Daammmnnn so close.
Foles looking like a gun slinger.
The Steelers keep running the ball with the Doobie Brothers. See what I did there? I'm sorry.
Wtf Ed turning the clocks off.
Well that was a shitty spot.
Woooooooooooo Maclin isn't dead!
Damn Jenkins that was beautiful.
Well that was lovely.
Drink some Tussen and get back out there.
Wow this was a fun year.
Yessssssss! Picked off! #Eagles
He missed the ball Btw.
Wow is that ever weak. Jesus Refs.
Ugh these flags.
Jesus Christ Ed get your mic working already.
That was a shit show of a play. #Eagles
Ugh. Wow. #Eagles
Keep rolling. #Eagles
Dammit to shit anyway!
I'm a little/lot drunk, it's close to midnight, and I need to watch a @simonpegg movie. Which one? OK. All of them...
I shouldn't order shit when I'm drunk. I ordered the case a day late and it arrives tomorrow. This Galaxy S5 might snap in my pocket.
@nuclearcarly Even the dog is like Wtf?
Damn Samsung Galaxy S5, you are so smoooooooth.
New phone install/setup time...
Holy shit that Vice News feed.
"Please put the street sign back in the ground where you found it..."
"If you are carrying around a street sign that you have stolen..."
rsyncing 8TB. On your mark, get set, GOOOO!!
New #FastNLoud very soon!
IronPigs PIGS FLY!!!!! WALK OFF HR MAIKEL FRANCO!!!!!
I'm glad @nuclearcarly is back. She keeps us all in check. Kind of.
Just now saw the #Phillies final. Wow, weren't they up like 5-1? Shit.
Samsung Galaxy S5 ordered. Done deal, I can't wait.
Linux raid array builds almost complete. Then the real work starts. Why yes, I will have another beer. Love working from home.
And that's what happens when you have a guy playing RB that weighs a buck 85. #Eagles
And that's what happens when you have a guy playing RB that was a buck 85. #Eagles
GO GO GO GO GO #Eagles
WOW. Now that's some yards after the catch! #Eagles TD!
Halftime, #Union match is scoreless.
Well that was pretty easy. #Eagles down again.
Testing commandline tweets...
@jasondaub Whoops, forgot about that channel.
lol Christ that was ugly. #Eagles
Nasty Sanchez. #Eagles
"Spandex versus a jock strap." Oh lord. #Eagles
The friggin #Union game isn't on TV is it. Frick!
WOW touchdown! #Eagles
Td! Ertz! #Eagles
How is there no fucking flag there???! #Eagles
Yay Special Teams! #Eagles
Fucking shit this game is awful. #Eagles
Lol Patrick Chung!
Well this is fun. #Eagles
This is unwatchable.
Seriously Marsh, you're fired. #Eagles
Going to be a looooong season. #Eagles
That's a penalty? Cripes.
Oh hey, a penalty.
Oh hi Carey Williams. #Eagles
I hate Tom Brady's stupid face.
God dammed autocorrect did a number on those last tweets. Dammit to hell. But you get the idea.
Serially Hannity. Stop your bullshit. And stop pretending to care even a little for anything else but your stupid and ratings.
Listen. All haha bullshit aside. This Fox News bullshit where Hannity needs to throw a football on the middle of a serious conversation...
Fox News, and "Hannity," and the rest of that absolute bullshit. Eat a giant bag of dicks. Seriously.
kmart93 I feel the same way about Penn State's THON. Raising money is great. Celebrating yourself for a weekend is bullshit
Those Jags helmets are the worst.
I know it's just over a year old but still, the Deadpool video game is seriously the best. He may be my favorite Marvel character.
PhilaBCoulter The RT's I've seen from FS09 mention a marine in Mexican jail. With two minutes of research, I see he transported weapons and lied to police
Msbnc just had reporter live on the phone, heard someone yell "Oh shit they are fighting" and the line went quiet.
@jasondaub Samsung Galaxy S3. Still have it.
Today is a good day for some Electric Light Orchestra...
Bastardo. Suck. Enough said. #Phillies
Fuck you again Byrd. #Phillies
Fuck you Byrd. Bastardo too. Fuck everyone. #Phillies
Jfc Byrd what a shit show. #Phillies
Oh, hey, Bastardo! #Phillies
That was crazy. #Union
watching that #union match on delayed youtube was KILLING ME.
OPEN CUP FINALSSS!!!!!!
Here we go! #union
#Union off to penalty kicks.
I always love the "I have a cramp" look after he just killed a guy. #union
RUF! What a play! #Phillies
TheParaFlyer COME ON THE U