Good guys win! #Phillies
Jaime Moyer telling kids how to take care of their arms.. . "Don't throw anything over 68mph. Period." #Phillies
Forget the curve ball Giles, give him the heater. #Phillies
CheetCheetTrain Setting realistic goals is the difference between "I'm never drinking again" and "I'm probably not gonna have wine again tonight, maybe"
Damn, he almost made it too. #Phillies
Lol Chase. #Phillies
@Bsquared32 We are, unfortunately, one big dysfunctional family of suck.
And yes, I mean the team that is winning tonight. Then loses the next 6. #Phillies
To all you bandwagoners, this is the #Phillies team most of us grew up with. So quit your bitching.
daub.me/p/c0b94 - Player 2 is in the game.
daub.me/p/a5d1c - Emily loves playing Disney Infinity with me.
daub.me/p/edbd1 - Trying Disney Infinity with the kids.
@powellnathanj So, 50/50 on the Disney Infinity. Emily doesn't like it because there isn't a game for Frozen. Jr will watch anything.
Heh. The @IronPigs twitter account just used the term "interwebs." Heh I say.
Never change Rube, never change buddy. #Phillies
Bill O'Reilly is such an amazing toolbag.
daub.me/p/b5680 - The hand. I really like the composition.
Love you Cole. Thank you. #Phillies
Holy Chase. #Phillies
@powellnathanj Looking into it. Shit isn't cheap, damn. Looks fun though, for kids AND Dad!
@powellnathanj Have you and the little ones tried any of Disney Infinity on PS3?
Hurry this up refrigerator repair guy. This cheap beer is getting warm.
The Sarah Palin Channel? The apocalypse has arrived.
1 run on 13 hits lol. #Phillies
I'm so sorry. But I don't really care.
6 year old Emily says, "Daddy, Darth Vader is really really rude. Who put him in charge anyway? " She's probably a genius.
@terilyns68 Although something tells me it won't phase him. He was pretty shitty with the Jets and they aren't angels either.
daub.me/p/169c2 - Showing Matty the important things in life.
@krazylegz Nice! Jerk.
MannyPantalones Rains coming down hard in Allentown. A few reports of lightning strikes, one to a tree and another to a home.
And now it's raining sideways.
Holy shit, that's the longest thunderclap I've ever heard. It was seriously like 25 seconds.
@lfaren Well I actually meant the TV show. But then I searched and the novels are dirt cheap!
Awwww frick, here comes the thunder and lightning.
@lfaren So far so good. Kindle version of the graphic novel collection of the comics are only 3 bucks each. Seems like a steal!
OK "The Strain," let's give you a whirl.
Well that rule is flat out terrible.
Yes pplleeaassseee RT @sirensmetal Who's ready for this new song??? ;)
daub.me/p/d23e1 - Peppers and eggs done right.
Lol Jfc I quit. #Phillies
That's damned smart baseball. Hit it right to old Noodle Arm Revere.
Lol what a shit show that was. #Phillies
This shouldn't take long. #Phillies
Free baseball. Yawn. #Phillies
Here we go again, another review. #Phillies
Lol Wtf was that? #Phillies
This is going well. #Phillies
Jeese Cliff. #Phillies
Wow #Soul Wtf was that?
This #Soul team is really shitty.
The #Phillies are totally going to blow this aren't they.
Next, a domain member file server for home directories and file shares. So far so good! #Samba
Samba 4 Active Directory domain controller server complete. Backup domain controller server complete. Directory replication complete.
FanSince09 Dr. Bashir is gonna be Dorian Martell? Gonna be hard to watch bc I'll always be waiting for Garak to show up
Wow @stephenasmith, wow. For real, that's fucked up.
daub.me/p/4c11d - Mini golf with these wonderfully calm children.
Is there ANY chance that the #Phantoms will ditch that dumb Dax and bring back Phlex?
Woooo!!! Chase! #Phillies retake the lead!
Well there that went. Game tied now. #Phillies
WTF ARE THESE 2 NIMRODS TALKING ABOUT JESUS CHRIST ALREADY #Phillies
Ugh, I just hit the wall. I need some caffeine ASAP.
Ugh, Chase, wtf.
Yay a hit!
Phone upgrade time early next month. Galaxy S5? Love my S3...
And the power is flickering. This is going to suuuccckk.
Oh great, a friggin monsoon.
daub.me/p/14803 - Well, hello Batman.
Sit your fool ass down.
@kmart93 I said good try.
That's so Howard. Good try buddy. #Phillies
Well hello Jimmy! #Phillies
This #Phillies team makes me hate baseball.
Wow. There IS indeed a bottom to my Inbox! Hey, look at that!
Hey Windows 8/Server 2012. Your user interface is poo.
Watching old Tom and Jerry episodes with my 6 and 3 year old kids. They are laughing hysterically. Excuse me, we are having a moment here.
@JohnBolaris Do you have a personal "weather station?"
@jasondaub Well the price looks right.
Bases loaded. No outs. That's the Philliest #Phillies shit ever.
Omg you are kidding me. #Phillies
Mayberry scored the only run? Oh, that's perfect. This whole season is perfect. #Phillies
The #IronPigs lost 13-0? Good Lord this organization...
Yes, this. RT @jamileh I forgot how funny Down Periscope is.
Note to self. Buy Dean Martin Celebrity Roast DVDs. If you don't find them funny, there is something seriously wrong with you.
And cue the fucking false flag bullshitters in 3...2...1... GO.
Testing command line tweeting...
Wait. Thor is a woman now?
#Union win 3-1!
Goooaaal! LeToux The penalty kick! #Union
Err, last home game before the break btw.
Blade server RAM upgrade day!
Good to see @PPLElectric clam up 8+ hours ago, seeing that we are all without power.
@coreyalexbarker Sleeps great. That's the key!
@coreyalexbarker Don't let him get the best of you!
@coreyalexbarker Welcome to fatherhood!
The power is out and I'm drunk. The only candle I can find says "Home Scents Waterfall" and the stink is fucking killing Mr. Send help.
@PPLElectric says power is out until at least 1:30am. Wtf happened? The storm passed hours ago. Help?
Fucking power is out. Way out. I only have so much beer to drink.
Estimated Restoration Time
07/15/2014 1:30 Am.
And the fucking power is out.
Wow. Raining at the rate of 4 inches an hour. Good Lord.
I am so going to lose power. Ugh.
Wow what a dive.
He should have never been allowed back on. My god look at him.
That's a pretty weak yellow.
Omg missed a break away.
Omg The 90's show on National Geographic is the best.
#Phillies fart noise.
Jfc I'm changing the channel. #Phillies
That should about do it. #Phillies
Come on, Worth swung at that pitch twice.
Free baseball! #Phillies
Love this commercial. "Oh snap the bridge lights went out. I better take a bone pill."
There is the fucking booing Santa Claus shit.
This Fox broadcast duo makes me want to shove an ice pick in my ear.
Revere rbi! Tied up! #Phillies
A #Union 3-1 lead turns into a 3-3 draw. Ugh.
Well now it's tied. Ugh. #Union
Ugh. Penalty kick and red card. #Union
It trickled in, but still a goooaaalllll! #Union
Nice hustle Jimmy. #Phillies
Haha SIT DOWN Wertz. #Phillies
#Union defense looked a little like Brazil there.
Wtf was that?!?
The Dutch take 3rd.
Wow, Hulk is one really shitty, sore loser.
DAMN. On field staples to the head!
Goooaaalllll! Brazil's defense yo.
Damn. This ref is really good.
How the hell is that only a yellow card?
Beer run, check. Gas station hot dog and beef jerky, check. Weekend to do list almost complete.
Winner! 5 straight! #Phillies
That slider is absolute filth. #Phillies
Gone! Jimmy! #Phillies
Cmon Dom Brown, that's terrible.
ReluctantSE The hell with this LeBron stuff ... Big story on Philly Sports Scene is the Wings are leaving town.
Rewatching True Detective, but this time via ripped Blu-ray. Another watch should help me pick up all the little hidden in stuff I missed.
daub.me/p/9fdf2 - This kid has cocky written all over his face.
rickygervais Same sex marriage isn't gay privilege, it's equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't
A snail. In the Indy 500. This movie is all kinds of retarded. #Turbo
Pretty safe to say that Germany is going to roll over Argentina.
Well that should do it.
Jfc put the other guy in net.
Save on the first one, yikes.
Penalty kicks it is.
Hey look at that, extra time.
Papelbon fist pump. We win! #Phillies
I've got a wicked case of the nose whistles. Dammit to hell.
Yeah, fuck Howard. I give up. That's about the ugliest slop a batter has ever swung at. Jfc. #Phillies
Please don't make me stay up for this whole #Phillies game.
#Union win 2-0!
Smoke On The Water. #Phillies
OfficialReview Power is out at home
Got me feeling like the Phillies
Dommy hits one DEEEP!!!!! #Phillies
That should just ahout take care of that #Phillies lead.
Kendrick, putting a quick dip in. #Phillies
This Brewers pitcher has a hell of a neck beard. It's major.
And Jimmy goes back.
YESSS #Phillies re-take the lead!
It hits the bag. ON THE FLY. I've never witnessed such a thing. #Phillies
LOL hits the bag! #Phillies
He gave up a grand slam??!?!!? #Phillies