The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

July 2014

Jaime Moyer telling kids how to take care of their arms.. . "Don't throw anything over 68mph. Period."

via Plume for Android

Forget the curve ball Giles, give him the heater.

via Plume for Android

CheetCheetTrain Setting realistic goals is the difference between "I'm never drinking again" and "I'm probably not gonna have wine again tonight, maybe"

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:16 PM, Jul 31st, 2014 via Plume for Android)

Damn, he almost made it too.

via Plume for Android

@Bsquared32 We are, unfortunately, one big dysfunctional family of suck.

via Plume for Android in reply to Bsquared32

And yes, I mean the team that is winning tonight. Then loses the next 6.

via Plume for Android

To all you bandwagoners, this is the team most of us grew up with. So quit your bitching.

via Plume for Android

daub.me/p/c0b94 - Player 2 is in the game.

via melloTwurl

daub.me/p/a5d1c - Emily loves playing Disney Infinity with me.

via melloTwurl

daub.me/p/edbd1 - Trying Disney Infinity with the kids.

via melloTwurl

@powellnathanj So, 50/50 on the Disney Infinity. Emily doesn't like it because there isn't a game for Frozen. Jr will watch anything.

via Plume for Android

Heh. The @IronPigs twitter account just used the term "interwebs." Heh I say.

via BitlBee

ctherien6 Great to see my long time partner Eric Desjardins, long time roomie John LeClair, and E. Lindros being inducted into @NHLFlyers hall of fame

via TweetCaster for Android (retweeted on 1:13 PM, Jul 31st, 2014 via BitlBee)

Never change Rube, never change buddy.

via BitlBee

Bill O'Reilly is such an amazing toolbag.

via Plume for Android

daub.me/p/b5680 - The hand. I really like the composition.

via melloTwurl

MLB Cole Hamels went to work: atmlb.com/1tYiFKi pic.twitter.com/YrGWgIhpOn

via Adobe® Social (retweeted on 10:30 PM, Jul 29th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

longshotauthor 55 Images Only Dresden Files Fans Would Get epicstream.com/list.asp?artic…

via Twitter for Websites (retweeted on 10:03 PM, Jul 29th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

@powellnathanj Looking into it. Shit isn't cheap, damn. Looks fun though, for kids AND Dad!

via Plume for Android in reply to powellnathanj

@powellnathanj Have you and the little ones tried any of Disney Infinity on PS3?

via Plume for Android

Hurry this up refrigerator repair guy. This cheap beer is getting warm.

via Plume for Android

The Sarah Palin Channel? The apocalypse has arrived.

via BitlBee

I'm so sorry. But I don't really care.

via Plume for Android

Revere is still on the . I feel .

via Plume for Android

DKThomp In 70 years, there is no economic stat where GOP presidents fared better than Democrats theatln.tc/1mVYHdy pic.twitter.com/LXV6iT2bS3

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:20 PM, Jul 28th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

6 year old Emily says, "Daddy, Darth Vader is really really rude. Who put him in charge anyway? " She's probably a genius.

via Plume for Android

@terilyns68 Although something tells me it won't phase him. He was pretty shitty with the Jets and they aren't angels either.

via Plume for Android in reply to terilyns68

daub.me/p/169c2 - Showing Matty the important things in life.

via melloTwurl

abrugs Team planes for @StewartHaasRcng & @JoeGibbsRacing collided on ground. tw.nbcsports.com/3pW pic.twitter.com/jM4gcAGDtJ" rubbin's racin'?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:21 PM, Jul 28th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

MannyPantalones Rains coming down hard in Allentown. A few reports of lightning strikes, one to a tree and another to a home.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:40 PM, Jul 27th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

And now it's raining sideways.

via Plume for Android

Holy shit, that's the longest thunderclap I've ever heard. It was seriously like 25 seconds.

via Plume for Android

@lfaren Well I actually meant the TV show. But then I searched and the novels are dirt cheap!

via BitlBee in reply to lfaren

@lfaren Well, it certainly is pretty graphic!

via BitlBee in reply to lfaren

Awwww frick, here comes the thunder and lightning.

via BitlBee

@lfaren So far so good. Kindle version of the graphic novel collection of the comics are only 3 bucks each. Seems like a steal!

via Plume for Android in reply to lfaren

OK "The Strain," let's give you a whirl.

via Plume for Android

sirensmetal RT for a chance to hear our new single before everyone else. We will choose a winner from here and 5 from facebook.com/sirens.metal

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:13 PM, Jul 27th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

Well that rule is flat out terrible.

via Plume for Android

Yes pplleeaassseee RT @sirensmetal Who's ready for this new song??? ;)

via Plume for Android

daub.me/p/d23e1 - Peppers and eggs done right.

via melloTwurl

That's damned smart baseball. Hit it right to old Noodle Arm Revere.

via Plume for Android

Lol what a shit show that was.

via Plume for Android

Here we go again, another review.

via Plume for Android

This team is really shitty.

via Plume for Android

The are totally going to blow this aren't they.

via Plume for Android

Next, a domain member file server for home directories and file shares. So far so good!

via Plume for Android

Samba 4 Active Directory domain controller server complete. Backup domain controller server complete. Directory replication complete.

via Plume for Android

FanSince09 Dr. Bashir is gonna be Dorian Martell? Gonna be hard to watch bc I'll always be waiting for Garak to show up

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:29 PM, Jul 25th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

Wow @stephenasmith, wow. For real, that's fucked up.

via Plume for Android

daub.me/p/4c11d - Mini golf with these wonderfully calm children.

via melloTwurl

Is there ANY chance that the will ditch that dumb Dax and bring back Phlex?

via BitlBee

Woooo!!! Chase! retake the lead!

via BitlBee

Well there that went. Game tied now.

via BitlBee

WTF ARE THESE 2 NIMRODS TALKING ABOUT JESUS CHRIST ALREADY

via BitlBee

Ugh, I just hit the wall. I need some caffeine ASAP.

via BitlBee

Ugh, Chase, wtf.

via BitlBee

Phone upgrade time early next month. Galaxy S5? Love my S3...

via Plume for Android

And the power is flickering. This is going to suuuccckk.

via Plume for Android

Oh great, a friggin monsoon.

via Plume for Android

Sit your fool ass down.

via Plume for Android

That's so Howard. Good try buddy.

via Plume for Android

This team makes me hate baseball.

via BitlBee

Wow. There IS indeed a bottom to my Inbox! Hey, look at that!

via BitlBee

Hey Windows 8/Server 2012. Your user interface is poo.

via BitlBee

Watching old Tom and Jerry episodes with my 6 and 3 year old kids. They are laughing hysterically. Excuse me, we are having a moment here.

via Plume for Android

@JohnBolaris Do you have a personal "weather station?"

via Plume for Android

Bases loaded. No outs. That's the Philliest shit ever.

via Plume for Android

Lololol RT @fjbjrtxnj Well. Looked like a strike anyway.

via Plume for Android in reply to fjbjrtxnj

Mayberry scored the only run? Oh, that's perfect. This whole season is perfect.

via Plume for Android

The lost 13-0? Good Lord this organization...

via Plume for Android

Yes, this. RT @jamileh I forgot how funny Down Periscope is.

via Plume for Android

Note to self. Buy Dean Martin Celebrity Roast DVDs. If you don't find them funny, there is something seriously wrong with you.

via Plume for Android

And cue the fucking false flag bullshitters in 3...2...1... GO.

via BitlBee

Testing command line tweeting...

via melloTwurl

Wait. Thor is a woman now?

via BitlBee

Goooaaal! LeToux The penalty kick!

via Plume for Android

Err, last home game before the break btw.

via Plume for Android

Blade server RAM upgrade day!

via BitlBee

Good to see @PPLElectric clam up 8+ hours ago, seeing that we are all without power.

via Plume for Android

The power is out and I'm drunk. The only candle I can find says "Home Scents Waterfall" and the stink is fucking killing Mr. Send help.

via Plume for Android

@PPLElectric says power is out until at least 1:30am. Wtf happened? The storm passed hours ago. Help?

via Plume for Android

Fucking power is out. Way out. I only have so much beer to drink.

via Plume for Android

Estimated Restoration Time
07/15/2014 1:30 Am.

Fuck you.

via Plume for Android

And the fucking power is out.

via Plume for Android

@mikedaub @jasondaub I bring it inside to the basement. And never touch it. The thing just works, no questions asked.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to mikedaub

@jasondaub @mikedaub Yes. In regards to children videos. Yes.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to jasondaub

Wow. Raining at the rate of 4 inches an hour. Good Lord.

via Plume for Android

PPLCenter Here's your Monday afternoon construction update. The first complete seats are set to be installed on Weds! pic.twitter.com/sEb4gj02Ru

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:59 PM, Jul 14th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

I am so going to lose power. Ugh.

via Plume for Android

He should have never been allowed back on. My god look at him.

via Plume for Android

That's a pretty weak yellow.

via Plume for Android

Omg missed a break away.

via Plume for Android

Omg The 90's show on National Geographic is the best.

via Plume for Android

Jfc I'm changing the channel.

via Plume for Android

Come on, Worth swung at that pitch twice.

via Plume for Android

Love this commercial. "Oh snap the bridge lights went out. I better take a bone pill."

via Plume for Android

There is the fucking booing Santa Claus shit.

via Plume for Android

This Fox broadcast duo makes me want to shove an ice pick in my ear.

via Plume for Android

A 3-1 lead turns into a 3-3 draw. Ugh.

via Plume for Android

Well now it's tied. Ugh.

via Plume for Android

Ugh. Penalty kick and red card.

via Plume for Android

It trickled in, but still a goooaaalllll!

via Plume for Android

defense looked a little like Brazil there.

via Plume for Android

Wow, Hulk is one really shitty, sore loser.

via Plume for Android

DAMN. On field staples to the head!

via Plume for Android

Goooaaalllll! Brazil's defense yo.

via Plume for Android

Damn. This ref is really good.

via Plume for Android

How the hell is that only a yellow card?

via Plume for Android

Beer run, check. Gas station hot dog and beef jerky, check. Weekend to do list almost complete.

via Plume for Android

NASA Today marks 5,000 consecutive days of humans living & working aboard the International Space Station. pic.twitter.com/IRrxU0j5z0

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:59 AM, Jul 12th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

That slider is absolute filth.

via Plume for Android

Cmon Dom Brown, that's terrible.

via Plume for Android

ReluctantSE The hell with this LeBron stuff ... Big story on Philly Sports Scene is the Wings are leaving town.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:26 PM, Jul 11th, 2014 via BitlBee)

RIPA_9 @CornettoTeam He's a bit of a cock, but he's our cock. Raise yer glasses for the King! @simonpegg pic.twitter.com/ze5uu9Mhet

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:22 PM, Jul 10th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

Rewatching True Detective, but this time via ripped Blu-ray. Another watch should help me pick up all the little hidden in stuff I missed.

via Plume for Android

daub.me/p/9fdf2 - This kid has cocky written all over his face.

via melloTwurl

rickygervais Same sex marriage isn't gay privilege, it's equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:15 PM, Jul 10th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

A snail. In the Indy 500. This movie is all kinds of retarded.

via Plume for Android

Pretty safe to say that Germany is going to roll over Argentina.

via Plume for Android

Well that should do it.

via Plume for Android

Jfc put the other guy in net.

via Plume for Android

Save on the first one, yikes.

via Plume for Android

Penalty kicks it is.

via Plume for Android

Hey look at that, extra time.

via Plume for Android

Papelbon fist pump. We win!

via Plume for Android

I've got a wicked case of the nose whistles. Dammit to hell.

via Plume for Android

Yeah, fuck Howard. I give up. That's about the ugliest slop a batter has ever swung at. Jfc.

via Plume for Android

Please don't make me stay up for this whole game.

via BitlBee

Smoke On The Water.

via BitlBee

OfficialReview Power is out at home

Got me feeling like the Phillies

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:19 PM, Jul 8th, 2014 via BitlBee)

Dommy hits one DEEEP!!!!!

via BitlBee

That should just ahout take care of that lead.

via BitlBee

Kendrick, putting a quick dip in.

via BitlBee

This Brewers pitcher has a hell of a neck beard. It's major.

via BitlBee

And Jimmy goes back.

via BitlBee

YESSS re-take the lead!

via BitlBee

It hits the bag. ON THE FLY. I've never witnessed such a thing.

via BitlBee

LOL hits the bag!

via BitlBee

He gave up a grand slam??!?!!?

via BitlBee

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