The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

June 2014

@DOPEITSTOM Looks like you should cut back on the cheeseburgers if you ask me.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to DOPEITSTOM

@fjbjrtxnj Yes he did, and thank you very much!

via BitlBee in reply to fjbjrtxnj

Wilson Valdez pitched that one time. Never forget. I know I never will. I wish the current had that kind of heart.

via BitlBee

This Sam Gagner shit is getting a little old now. I mean, come on.

via BitlBee

I'm starting to feel a little sick. I might need to take a half day off tomorrow. Because USA soccer. I mean I feel sick.

via Plume for Android

Holy shit they scored.

via Plume for Android

Damn. That's gotta sting.

via Plume for Android

mcall More electric shock: PPL wants customers to pay for new meters. mcall.com/business/mc-ne… pic.twitter.com/5EEquT5k5L

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:05 PM, Jun 30th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

@PPLElectric @parider416 Wow. PPL doesn't make enough profit, you have to charge your customers for meters? Lovely.

via Plume for Android in reply to PPLElectric

Omg I left for like a minute and Germany scores.

via Plume for Android

Omg RT @TheOrangeNBlack RT @alexweprin Holy crap, "Community" has been renewed for season six by Yahoo!

via Plume for Android

I think Germany just tried a flea flicker.

via Plume for Android

Omg. This goalie. Holy cow.

via Plume for Android

DAMN that was close

via BitlBee

Woof, those French goals were pretty rough.

via BitlBee

Where is our freedom?

via BitlBee

Why are all these kooks yelling about religious freedom all the time? What about those of use that don't buy into that nonsense?

via BitlBee

OMG OFFSIDES

via BitlBee

Wow, Breeze to Colorado?

via BitlBee

Ugh. France.

via BitlBee

Massive server upgrade/migration today. All offices are closed so I'm alone. I think I like this...

via BitlBee

@MomsAgainstGam just said "are children." lololol I can't. Cc @FanSince09 

via Plume for Android

Costa Rica moves on!

via Plume for Android

GOOOOAAALLLLL! Greeks with the equalizer!

via Plume for Android

Lol @IronPigs lose with a game ending rundown pick off play.

via Plume for Android

@IronPigs down 1 in the bottom of the 9th.

via Plume for Android

Fart noise. get swept at home.

via Plume for Android

Help us Ben Revere, you are our only hope.

via Plume for Android

I'm trying to like Crossbones, mainly because of Malkovich. But still, it's kind of boring as hell. It doesn't seem to be going anywhere.

via Plume for Android

That's clearly 2 penalties in the box. Wake up ref.

via Plume for Android

Goooaaallll ! Le Toux again!

via Plume for Android

DaveZeitlin DANNY CRUZ COAST TO COAST

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:06 PM, Jun 28th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

Hey @MLS, please take Michael Bradley out of your  commercial. He makes me want to punch a baby.

via Plume for Android

GOOOOAAALLLLL! Le Toux!  

via Plume for Android

Soccer continues, it's time!

via Plume for Android

I feel for Chili. A crossbar and a post. That has to rip your heart out.

via Plume for Android

Off the post! Brazil squeaks through.

via Plume for Android

Damn. Kicks are tied.

via Plume for Android

Lololololol trickled it wide!

via Plume for Android

Wow. That could just do it.

via Plume for Android

Ugh. Penalty kick shootout.

via Plume for Android

Piece with a blooper and a run scores!

via Plume for Android

Ugh. This is going to go to penalty kicks isn't it.

via Plume for Android

jamileh Except if you’re female or gay. RT @TedNugent: what a tragedy that only TX SD & AZ are the only states with real freedoms

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 2:12 PM, Jun 28th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

My Verizon Galaxy S 3 finally got Kit Kat. Omg so much better.

via Plume for Android

daub.me/p/18f53 - We will miss the beach.

via melloTwurl

The worst part of vacation is when it's over.

via Plume for Android

RT @jp_crawford: First home run as a thresher. All glory to God

via Plume for Android

WTF Holmgren booooooo

via Plume for Android

Hextall Hextall Hextall!

via Plume for Android

Jaime Moyer's camerawork is giving me vertigo.

via Plume for Android

This broadcast has officially turned into a shit show.

via Plume for Android

I see the are doing well.

via Plume for Android

Ut26 YESYESYESYSEYYESYESYES

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:51 PM, Jun 26th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

Goooooonnneeeeeeeee! Chase Utley WALKS IT OFFFFFF!

via Plume for Android

I'm going to need the boys at the plate to take care of this. Because Rosenberg.  

via Plume for Android

jamileh A girl in the bathroom just said Alien Ant Farm was old school. I think I need to lie down.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 11:31 PM, Jun 26th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

Yessssssss RT @JuniorGeneral Grrr, has irritated me beyond tolerance. Is this a good game? Let's find out.

via Plume for Android in reply to JuniorGeneral

If Dom Brown wins it here I will buy 10 Twitter folks @zoowithroy tshirts.

via Plume for Android

Cmon , I'm almost out of beer.

via Plume for Android

VDOOZER 100 bucks says we beat Germany. (Not at soccer)

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:40 PM, Jun 26th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

theHouseofStark fans always want to keep young talent until they aren't an allstar by 22, yet bitch a few years later when they are good elsewhere

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:34 PM, Jun 26th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

Squeezing in by the skin of our teeth. The American way.

via Plume for Android

Well that should about do it.

via Plume for Android

Exiting Twitter. The ESPN steaming app is quite a bit behind, I don't want shit ruined.  

via Plume for Android

RT @scottbails13: Just read that Ann Coulter hates soccer.

I LOVE SOCCER!!! w00t! #GoUSA!

via Plume for Android

Oh yeah, and all that is run via a @Raspberry_Pi . Because it's the greatest thing from the beginning of greatest things.

via Plume for Android

Vacation. Plus Internet. Plus ssh port forwarding. Plus @yatse remote and @XBMC. Plus @Slingbox = all my media. On the road. All the time.

via Plume for Android

Paps. Please, don't make it this hard.

via Plume for Android

Bam! win! I'll take it any way I can get it.

via Plume for Android

daub.me/p/710c4 - The Wildwood Boardwalk.

via melloTwurl

My god, how do you people suffer through Comcast Internet? This is horrible.

via Plume for Android

daub.me/p/66f95 - Vacation and World Cup.

via melloTwurl

You people are way off the mark. Favorite Hartnell moment is when he threw his glove at a breakaway chance.

via Plume for Android

Umberger for Hartnell? I'll take it.

via Plume for Android

Wow was that a terrible call. That new rule is beyond stupid.  

via Plume for Android

Bradley. You're fired.

via Plume for Android

amorrissey RT @WorldofIsaac: NOBODY WITHIN YARDS OF HIM. NOBODY. pic.twitter.com/fobaSkoUcy

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 8:05 PM, Jun 22nd, 2014 via Plume for Android)

That was fucking terrible.

via Plume for Android

Lol Korea goal through the 5 hole!

via Plume for Android

Kendrick just Kendricked.

via Plume for Android

Good Lord Korea just fell apart.

via Plume for Android

Oh World Cup slow motion crowed reactions, how I've missed you.

via Plume for Android

Oh Marcus Vick. We Philly fans will always love you. You crazy bastard.

via Plume for Android

daub.me/p/8fdf6 - And the Wildwood ferris wheel from the front. Much better.

via melloTwurl

daub.me/p/5a470 - Pirate ship in the sky ride.

via melloTwurl

daub.me/p/7d50f - Wildwood ferris wheel.

via melloTwurl

Holy cow, what?

via BitlBee

Damn was that pretty.

via Plume for Android

Goooaaallll! Tied up!

via Plume for Android

Goaaallll!!!

via BitlBee

That wraps it up. 4 straight wins for the first time this season.

via BitlBee

Buchanan looks pissed that he's being hooked. Like to see that actually.

via BitlBee

Nice glove jerkface

via BitlBee

Seems like TMac and Jaime are sitting uncomfortably close to each other. For Jaime anyway.

via BitlBee

JFC that commercial

via BitlBee

Commercial says "Do not attempt." No shit assholes.

via BitlBee

Ugh. I'm out of booze.

via BitlBee

OPPO BOPPO HOWARD!

via BitlBee

No matter how many times I see it, Apollo 13 is still as good as the first time.

via Plume for Android

Ugh. Power went out. Frick.

via BitlBee

jeffpearlman Wait. Wait. Dick Cheney is bashing Obama on Iraq? On ... Iraq!?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:18 PM, Jun 18th, 2014 via BitlBee)

@JuniorGeneral DAMN. That sucks that you missed it though.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to JuniorGeneral

I brought home the beer bottle I was drinking when the last goal was scored. I look at it on a shelf all the time.

via BitlBee

A small, crowded bar went silent. Except for 6 guys SCREAMING OUR FUCKING HEADS OFF!!!!

via BitlBee

And then... Things got real.

via BitlBee

I had a Flyers coat on. The whole place was yelling shit at us....

via BitlBee

Oh that game 7. I remember it clearly. We were in a bar, in Vermont. Full of Bruins fans.

via BitlBee

I can't even

via BitlBee

TheOrangeNBlack Game 7 against Boston in 2010 is the best game I have ever seen. Period. Not even close.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:56 PM, Jun 18th, 2014 via BitlBee)

Damn, that slider is pretty filthy.

via BitlBee

BOOOM TOWN!!! Byrd!!

via BitlBee

Who is this Bastardo and what have you done with the real one?

via BitlBee

Uh oh, Bastardo. This could go either way.

via BitlBee

@stephdig Cliff Lee too, but usually only in the dugout. He almost always chews gum on the mound. I feel sad that I actually know this.

via Plume for Android in reply to stephdig

theHouseofStark Not sure if anyone cares ,but what the hell. I was also told today that Mike Richards will absolutely be bought out by the

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:17 PM, Jun 17th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

the_ironsheik Goodnight Ghana go fuck yourself forever jabroni

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:03 AM, Jun 17th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

Bastardo battles and the offense actually explodes to score 5 runs in extras. Good. Guys. Win!

via Plume for Android

Triple. A god dammed triple. Holy shit sticks!

via Plume for Android

Chooch gets a sac fly! up 4-1.

via Plume for Android

Byrd chops one and now it's 3-1!

via Plume for Android

hexer611 Bucknered

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:40 PM, Jun 16th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

Yes, yes cat. I know you love to have your face scratched. I love to have my ass scratched too, but I don't rub it on random people's hands.

via Plume for Android

WTF that was not a strike. Cmon. Not even close.

via Plume for Android

Braves pitcher may have pulled a groin. Repeatedly.

via Plume for Android

That was as accidental as a pick off play gets.

via Plume for Android

DeFratus gets out of a Brown induced jam. Wow.

via Plume for Android

@Jacen736 He was a terrible fielder then and not much has changed.

via Plume for Android in reply to Jacen736

@Jacen736 I have no words. I can't believe I just witnessed that. And he stood there like a goof looking at the wall.

via Plume for Android in reply to Jacen736

Fuck Dom Brown right there. Wtf was that man.

via Plume for Android

WTF is with this pitcher and that little dumb ass hop?

via Plume for Android

Free baseball. Time to put some coffee on.

via Plume for Android

LONG_DRIVE Larry Anderson: "Put all 3 hits together and you still don't have a line drive."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:13 PM, Jun 16th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

So yeah. Yup. Buy a guy fucking named Andeltron.

via Plume for Android

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