@DOPEITSTOM Looks like you should cut back on the cheeseburgers if you ask me.
@fjbjrtxnj Yes he did, and thank you very much!
Wilson Valdez pitched that one time. Never forget. I know I never will. I wish the current #Phillies had that kind of heart.
This Sam Gagner shit is getting a little old now. I mean, come on.
I'm starting to feel a little sick. I might need to take a half day off tomorrow. Because USA soccer. I mean I feel sick.
Holy shit they scored.
Damn. That's gotta sting.
Omg I left for like a minute and Germany scores.
More extra time!
I think Germany just tried a flea flicker.
Omg. This goalie. Holy cow.
DAMN that was close
Woof, those French goals were pretty rough.
Where is our freedom?
Why are all these kooks yelling about religious freedom all the time? What about those of use that don't buy into that nonsense?
Wow, Breeze to Colorado?
Massive server upgrade/migration today. All offices are closed so I'm alone. I think I like this...
Costa Rica moves on!
More extra time!
GOOOOAAALLLLL! Greeks with the equalizer!
Raywilly. Heh. #Phillies
Lol @IronPigs lose with a game ending rundown pick off play.
@IronPigs down 1 in the bottom of the 9th.
Fart noise. #Phillies get swept at home.
Cmon Chase! #Phillies
Woo hoo a hit!
Help us Ben Revere, you are our only hope. #Phillies
I'm trying to like Crossbones, mainly because of Malkovich. But still, it's kind of boring as hell. It doesn't seem to be going anywhere.
That's clearly 2 penalties in the box. Wake up ref.
#Union win on the road!
Goooaaallll #Union! Le Toux again!
Big save McMath! #Union
DaveZeitlin DANNY CRUZ COAST TO COAST
GOOOOAAALLLLL! Le Toux! #Union
Le Toux off the post! #Union
Soccer continues, it's #Union time!
Heh. The #Phillies
WTF Howard. #Phillies
I feel for Chili. A crossbar and a post. That has to rip your heart out.
Off the post! Brazil squeaks through.
Damn. Kicks are tied.
Lololololol trickled it wide!
Wow. That could just do it.
Ugh. Penalty kick shootout.
OMG THE CROSSBAR
Piece with a blooper and a run scores! #Phillies
Ugh. This is going to go to penalty kicks isn't it.
My Verizon Galaxy S 3 finally got Kit Kat. Omg so much better.
daub.me/p/18f53 - We will miss the beach.
The worst part of vacation is when it's over.
DAAAAMMNNNN Mayberry. #Phillies
RT @jp_crawford: First home run as a thresher. All glory to God
WTF Holmgren booooooo
Hextall Hextall Hextall! #Flyers
Jaime Moyer's camerawork is giving me vertigo. #Phillies
This #Phillies broadcast has officially turned into a shit show.
I see the #Phillies are doing well.
Goooooonnneeeeeeeee! Chase Utley WALKS IT OFFFFFF! #PHILLIES
I'm going to need the boys at the plate to take care of this. Because Rosenberg. #PHILLIES
ASCHE AGAIN GOT DAMN. #Phillies
jamileh A girl in the bathroom just said Alien Ant Farm was old school. I think I need to lie down.
Ah crap he sucks.
If Dom Brown wins it here I will buy 10 Twitter folks @zoowithroy tshirts.
Cmon #Phillies, I'm almost out of beer.
Fargle Bargle! #Phillies
Damn. ASCHE. #Phillies
VDOOZER 100 bucks says we beat Germany. (Not at soccer)
100. Do it again kid. #Phillies
Heh. Cole. #Phillies
Squeezing in by the skin of our teeth. The American way.
Well that should about do it. #USA
Exiting Twitter. The ESPN steaming app is quite a bit behind, I don't want shit ruined. #USAvsGER
Oh yeah, and all that is run via a @Raspberry_Pi . Because it's the greatest thing from the beginning of greatest things.
Paps. Please, don't make it this hard. #Phillies
Bam! #Phillies win! I'll take it any way I can get it.
daub.me/p/710c4 - The Wildwood Boardwalk.
My god, how do you people suffer through Comcast Internet? This is horrible.
daub.me/p/64647 - Woohoo skeeball.
Nice job #Phillies
daub.me/p/66f95 - Vacation and World Cup.
You people are way off the mark. Favorite Hartnell moment is when he threw his glove at a breakaway chance. #Flyers
Umberger for Hartnell? I'll take it. #Flyers
Wow was that a terrible call. That new rule is beyond stupid. #MLB
Bradley. You're fired.
Bradley is terrible. #USA
That was fucking terrible. #USA
Son of a bitch. #USA
Here we go! #USA
Lol Korea goal through the 5 hole!
Kendrick just Kendricked. #Phillies
Good Lord Korea just fell apart.
Oh World Cup slow motion crowed reactions, how I've missed you.
Oh Marcus Vick. We Philly fans will always love you. You crazy bastard.
daub.me/p/8fdf6 - And the Wildwood ferris wheel from the front. Much better.
daub.me/p/5a470 - Pirate ship in the sky ride.
daub.me/p/7d50f - Wildwood ferris wheel.
Holy cow, what?
Damn was that pretty.
Goooaaallll! Tied up!
That wraps it up. 4 straight wins for the first time this season. #Phillies
Buchanan looks pissed that he's being hooked. Like to see that actually. #Phillies
Nice glove jerkface
Seems like TMac and Jaime are sitting uncomfortably close to each other. For Jaime anyway.
JFC that commercial
Commercial says "Do not attempt." No shit assholes.
Ugh. I'm out of booze.
OPPO BOPPO HOWARD! #Phillies
No matter how many times I see it, Apollo 13 is still as good as the first time.
Lol The Lego Movie.
Ugh. Power went out. Frick.
jeffpearlman Wait. Wait. Dick Cheney is bashing Obama on Iraq? On ... Iraq!?
@JuniorGeneral DAMN. That sucks that you missed it though.
I brought home the beer bottle I was drinking when the last goal was scored. I look at it on a shelf all the time.
A small, crowded bar went silent. Except for 6 guys SCREAMING OUR FUCKING HEADS OFF!!!!
And then... Things got real.
I had a Flyers coat on. The whole place was yelling shit at us....
Oh that #Flyers game 7. I remember it clearly. We were in a bar, in Vermont. Full of Bruins fans.
I can't even
Damn. RIP Spain. #WorldCup
hahaha Barves. #Phillies
Damn, that slider is pretty filthy. #Phillies
Oh, hey, Giles! #Phillies
BOOOM TOWN!!! Byrd!! #Phillies
Who is this Bastardo and what have you done with the real one? #Phillies
Uh oh, Bastardo. This could go either way. #Phillies
@stephdig Cliff Lee too, but usually only in the dugout. He almost always chews gum on the mound. I feel sad that I actually know this.
@stephdig Chase does. I think Dom too.
Bastardo battles and the #Phillies offense actually explodes to score 5 runs in extras. Good. Guys. Win!
Triple. A god dammed triple. Holy shit sticks! #Phillies
Chooch gets a sac fly! #Phillies up 4-1.
Howard "hustles" to 3rd. #Phillies
Byrd chops one and now it's 3-1! #Phillies
RBI! Howard! Yesssssssss! #Phillies
Sit! Down! #Phillies
Yes, yes cat. I know you love to have your face scratched. I love to have my ass scratched too, but I don't rub it on random people's hands.
Oh good. Bastardo. #Phillies
WTF that was not a strike. Cmon. Not even close. #Phillies
Braves pitcher may have pulled a groin. Repeatedly.
That was as accidental as a pick off play gets. #Phillies
Get in there! Jimmy! #Phillies
DeFratus gets out of a Brown induced jam. Wow. #Phillies
@Jacen736 He was a terrible fielder then and not much has changed.
@Jacen736 I have no words. I can't believe I just witnessed that. And he stood there like a goof looking at the wall.
Fuck Dom Brown right there. Wtf was that man. #Phillies
@shawncollins316 It's crazy.
Oh good, Mayberry is up. #Phillies
WTF is with this pitcher and that little dumb ass hop? #Phillies
Free baseball. Time to put some coffee on. #Phillies
LONG_DRIVE Larry Anderson: "Put all 3 hits together and you still don't have a line drive."
So yeah. Yup. Buy a guy fucking named Andeltron. #Phillies