Wow. Even Chase stunk that up. #Phillies lose 5-4.
@schrammalot Or on a rocket, either way!
Good call. Grumble grumble.
Someone fire Revere out of a cannon or something. #Phillies
JFC Dom, that wasn't even close.
Manship coming up gimpy. SONOFA. #Phillies
Ugh. Please win this so we don't need to bring in Bastardo. #Phillies
WTF is he arguing at? JFC sit down Duda, that wasn't even friggin close. #Phillies
Thanks Revere, that was a real punch in the crotch. #Phillies
Thanks Reverge, that was a real punch in the crotch. #Phillies
Way to run that out Murph. #Phillies
More free baseball! #Phillies
Good to see Papelbon pulling out his inner retard.
Love that Bringnac! #Phillies walk it off!
That wasn't even close. #Phillies
Soon calling the pen for Wilson Valdez. #Phillies
JesusZoidberg You lazy bastards complaining. What the hell else is on now?
Seriously man, get a haircut.
@zoowithroy FARGLE BARGLE
If Howard does it again I will buy 10 @zoowithroy T-Shirts
Murf is some kind of puss/
What's the #Phillies fan attendance, like, 4200?
TravisSBN Three of the next four days have no hockey. Worst part of the best part of the year.
@stephdig There has to be someone, somewhere that can do better than that.
Wikipedia says, Brignac "in 17 games with New York he hit .114 with 1 double." That's fucking clutch. #Phillies
That had to be one of the worst at bats we have witnessed thus far. And that's saying A LOT. #Phillies
JFC Brignac. Nice job kid. #Phillies
Wow, cmon Ump. Wake up. #Phillies
JFC Crawford. That was some amazing stuff.
GAME 7 BITCHES
Oh hey, Mayberry!
SCOREE!!!! Patty Kane!
Oh F off LA. #NHL
Hey @nbc, this Undateable show? Completely unwatchable. OMG is this terrible.
daub.me/p/7dbdf - This cat has no time for your nonsense.
What an anthem. Whew.
And just like that, we are on top! #Phillies
Rock on #Phillies, rock on.
Ugh. Thank you nasal spray.
I think it may be bed time...
F the Rangers too btw.
I'm upgrading my @linode to the new SSD plan. Here we go!
Steve Ballmer buys the Clippers?! WTF?!
Oh good, the #Phillies are getting shut out by the Mets.
GOOONEEEEE!!!!!! HOLY SHIT OPPO BOPPO AND HOWARD GOES DEEP TO WALK IT OFF!!! #Phillies
Oh good, Howard is up.
SAFE!!!! Tied up baby!!!! #Phillies!
RUN RUN RUN
Eh frick. #Phillies
Cmon Jimmy... #Philies
PHSportsGoddess Great. The perpetual Phillies blue balling moment.
Well frick. #Phillies
That will tie this bitch up!! #Phillies
He's way out. Replay that bitch. #Phillies
ARGHHH WTF SAFE!!!! #Phillies
Ugh. Here comes the thunder.
Mayberry goes DEEEEEP! #Phillies up 9 zip!
Benny with the face first slide into first. Wow. #Phillies up 2!
Wow, Hernandez sucks. #Phillies
CHOOOOOCH! Heads up base running by Dom too. #Phillies
And btw. "Camping" means me laying around being lazy and reading Bill the Vampire. The bestest shit ever. (cc @RickGualtieri)
Camping was just the perfect amount of rest I required. Enough said.
Lol no hitter? Keep the downward spiral going #Phillies
daub.me/p/c212f - Old school popcorn over a campfire.
daub.me/p/91a14 - Now we are having some real fun.
@coreyalexbarker Sort of. XenServer doesn't use flat image files for storage, but it's basically the same process.
@coreyalexbarker Not very long actually. 4ish hours? I only did a few VMs at a time, for my sanity's sake.
@coreyalexbarker About 15TB split up between virtual machines.
Oh look at that. The #Phillies couldn't score a single run again last night. Love this team!
Vacation was supposed to start today. Worked all night last night and all morning already. WTF.
adimike55 NBC, you are becoming sooooo sad on Thursday nights.
Migrating data from one SAN to another. This may be a long night.
I really kind of don't give a shit.
I need a friggin sammitch.
Holy SHIT RAIN!
Holy shit what an ending. #USA still comes up short, losing 4-3.
Holy shit! #USA scoores again! 56 seconds left, down 1!
Hey, #USA acores!
That should about do it for #USA, now down 4-1.
Wow, this #USA team is kinda shitty.
#USA catches a break there.
Lavvy time out? That can't be good.
@jasondaub I AM IN
@jasondaub That is too far too walk.
Annnnnnnnddd I'm out of booze. #SHIT
Hey Murph, shove your notebook up your ass, mmkay? #Phillies
SO. Yeah? #Phillies
Byrd has quite a dip in his cheek. #Phillies
Sooooo. What's on the Oprah Network? #Phillies
HEH Kendrick base hit! #Phillies
Please don't tell me he's drinking coconut water.
JFC HE CAUGHT THAT GOD DAMMIT. #Phillies
Cmon Chooch, pop another adderall. #phillies
@mikedonapel To drink.
This #Phillies team really inspires me.
I'm cool with calling it quits with this game. The shit storm is about to roll out. #Phillies
JFC Kendrick, try to get the shit even CLOSE to the plate. #Phillies
Wtf. Marlin cheerleaders? W T F
Thanks Kendrick. #Phillies
YESSS!!!!! Tied up! #Phillies
2nd and 3rd, 1 out. JFC come on #Phillies
Chooch is still the man. #Phillies
Java apps make the Baby Jesus cry...
WHEW. #Phillies win. Barely!
Thank Christ. #Phillies
Jfc Asche. #Phillies
Friggin Adams. #Phillies
This Subway commercial makes me want to punch Ryan Howard in the face.
That was awesome.
Haha SIT DOWN. #Phillies
daub.me/p/5ae7f - The new SAN is installed. Tomorrow, the "moment of birth."
Haha I forgot how stupid that Marlins fountain is. #Phillies
Assassin's Creed 4 for PS3 is only 18 bucks at Amazon? SOLD. I wonder if it as good as 3...
@mstry001 Lol yeah. The US lost to Latvia and Kazakhstan. I was just going with the odds.
Big win for #USA over Finland.
#USA with the empty net goal!
Johnson top shelf wrister! #USA up 2!
Yeee hawww another run! #Phillies
Holy hell! #Phillies
DOMMMY GOES DEEEEP!!! #Phillies take the lead!
Montreal gave up 7 goals? Good Lord.
JFC DUCKS WTF ARE YOU DOING?!?!
WTF Gus back to Russia? #Flyers
USA lost to Latvia? Jfc they suck. #IIHF
How did I not know Sutter was that much of a mush mouth?
This has been a fucking great couple of days. Pens knocked off. Bruins knocked off. Damned right it was a good day.
Suck it Boston! Muhahaha
Ecurt17 Penguins and Bruins eliminated on back to back nights...there is a a god
That is fucking weak ref. Really fucking weak.
OMG DANNY B DID IT! SORT OF!
I'm going to need Danny Breeze to pot one here. Because it's the cup.
Lol "ref broke his whistle."
Holy shit post!
Jfc PK blast that!
@fjbjrtxnj Very true. And I can't watch the Richards Carter duo lift another cup. Ugh.
WTF is with the power drill sounds in the back of that interview?
Omg look at the SIZE OF THAT PEN they are using on NBCSN to diagram plays.
@fjbjrtxnj The word heartbreak doesn't even describe it properly.
@fjbjrtxnj That's a tough one, after that finals win over the Flyers.
Lol Marchand YOU SUCK.
Bruins-Canadiens? Meh. I hate Boston, but I would prefer The Cup stays in the States. But I hate Boston. #NHL
daub.me/p/f334e - Great. The 3 year old does duck face.
Oh hey, I forgot the #Phillies had a day game today. Oh hey, they lost. And didn't score a single fucking run. Oh hey.
Well this is going to be a long day....
Now to watch the Soyuz landing...
@KellyDaBunny lol oh yeah!
SUCK IT PENGUINS!
Letang throws punches and no call?
Well that was fun while it lasted. #Phillies
Holy cow what a save.
@fjbjrtxnj Unbelievably so.
Score! I can't believe I am cheering for the Rangers.
Blah, cmon Rangers.
Opposite field dribbler! Rbi Howard! #Phillies
Clearly safe. Wtf the managers reaction.
WTF that's not even a close call.
RBI triple for Chaser! #Phillies
Run Benny run!
Sit down James Neal you dirty prick.
Jesus Crosby, can you stop constantly yapping at the closest ref?