The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

May 2014

Wow. Even Chase stunk that up. lose 5-4.

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Good call. Grumble grumble.

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Someone fire Revere out of a cannon or something.

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CHOOOOOOOOCCHHHHH

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JFC Dom, that wasn't even close.

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Manship coming up gimpy. SONOFA.

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UUGGGHHHHHHH

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Ugh. Please win this so we don't need to bring in Bastardo.

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WTF is he arguing at? JFC sit down Duda, that wasn't even friggin close.

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Thanks Revere, that was a real punch in the crotch.

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Thanks Reverge, that was a real punch in the crotch.

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Way to run that out Murph.

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More free baseball!

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fjbjrtxnj So two walkoffs and a sleepwalk for the in the last 3 games.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:32 AM, May 31st, 2014 via BitlBee)

Good to see Papelbon pulling out his inner retard.

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Love that Bringnac! walk it off!

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CHOOOOOOOCHHH

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That wasn't even close.

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Soon calling the pen for Wilson Valdez.

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JesusZoidberg You lazy bastards complaining. What the hell else is on now?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:20 AM, May 31st, 2014 via BitlBee)

Seriously man, get a haircut.

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If Howard does it again I will buy 10 @zoowithroy T-Shirts

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Murf is some kind of puss/

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What's the fan attendance, like, 4200?

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TravisSBN Three of the next four days have no hockey. Worst part of the best part of the year.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 11:47 PM, May 30th, 2014 via BitlBee)

@stephdig There has to be someone, somewhere that can do better than that.

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Wikipedia says, Brignac "in 17 games with New York he hit .114 with 1 double." That's fucking clutch.

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That had to be one of the worst at bats we have witnessed thus far. And that's saying A LOT.

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JFC Brignac. Nice job kid.

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Wow, cmon Ump. Wake up.

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JFC Crawford. That was some amazing stuff.

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GAME 7 BITCHES

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Oh hey, Mayberry!

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SCOREE!!!! Patty Kane!

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Hey @nbc, this Undateable show? Completely unwatchable. OMG is this terrible.

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daub.me/p/7dbdf - This cat has no time for your nonsense.

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What an anthem. Whew.

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And just like that, we are on top!

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Rock on , rock on.

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Ugh. Thank you nasal spray.

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I think it may be bed time...

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F the Rangers too btw.

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@linode SSD upgrade complete. Quick and painless, as always. BTW, buy a @linode now!

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I'm upgrading my @linode to the new SSD plan. Here we go!

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Steve Ballmer buys the Clippers?! WTF?!

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Oh good, the are getting shut out by the Mets.

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GOOONEEEEE!!!!!! HOLY SHIT OPPO BOPPO AND HOWARD GOES DEEP TO WALK IT OFF!!!

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Oh good, Howard is up.

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SAFE!!!! Tied up baby!!!! !

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PHSportsGoddess Great. The perpetual Phillies blue balling moment.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:40 PM, May 28th, 2014 via BitlBee)

That will tie this bitch up!!

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He's way out. Replay that bitch.

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ARGHHH WTF SAFE!!!!

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Ugh. CentOS.

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Ugh. Here comes the thunder.

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lfaren Yup, the wait is over. campl.us/rgWF

via Camera+ (retweeted on 4:55 PM, May 27th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

Mayberry goes DEEEEEP! up 9 zip!

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Benny with the face first slide into first. Wow. up 2!

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CHOOOOOCH! Heads up base running by Dom too.

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And btw. "Camping" means me laying around being lazy and reading Bill the Vampire. The bestest shit ever. (cc @RickGualtieri)

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Camping was just the perfect amount of rest I required. Enough said.

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Lol no hitter? Keep the downward spiral going

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@DavidCottingham @coreyalexbarker Yeah, sorry I'm using a fibre channel SAN, so it's all LVM.

via Plume for Android in reply to DavidCottingham

daub.me/p/c212f - Old school popcorn over a campfire.

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daub.me/p/91a14 - Now we are having some real fun.

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@coreyalexbarker Sort of. XenServer doesn't use flat image files for storage, but it's basically the same process.

via Plume for Android in reply to coreyalexbarker

@coreyalexbarker Not very long actually. 4ish hours? I only did a few VMs at a time, for my sanity's sake.

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Oh look at that. The couldn't score a single run again last night. Love this team!

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Vacation was supposed to start today. Worked all night last night and all morning already. WTF.

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adimike55 NBC, you are becoming sooooo sad on Thursday nights.

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Migrating data from one SAN to another. This may be a long night.

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I really kind of don't give a shit.

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I need a friggin sammitch.

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Holy SHIT RAIN!

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Holy shit what an ending. still comes up short, losing 4-3.

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Holy shit! scoores again! 56 seconds left, down 1!

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That should about do it for , now down 4-1.

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Wow, this team is kinda shitty.

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catches a break there.

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Lavvy time out? That can't be good.

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@jasondaub That is too far too walk.

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Annnnnnnnddd I'm out of booze.

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Hey Murph, shove your notebook up your ass, mmkay?

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Byrd has quite a dip in his cheek.

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Sooooo. What's on the Oprah Network?

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HEH Kendrick base hit!

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Please don't tell me he's drinking coconut water.

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JFC HE CAUGHT THAT GOD DAMMIT.

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Cmon Chooch, pop another adderall.

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This team really inspires me.

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I'm cool with calling it quits with this game. The shit storm is about to roll out.

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JFC Kendrick, try to get the shit even CLOSE to the plate.

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Wtf. Marlin cheerleaders? W T F

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YESSS!!!!! Tied up!

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2nd and 3rd, 1 out. JFC come on

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Chooch is still the man.

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Java apps make the Baby Jesus cry...

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The "moment of birth" has arrived! IT'S ALLLIIVVVEEEEE!

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WHEW. win. Barely!

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This Subway commercial makes me want to punch Ryan Howard in the face.

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daub.me/p/5ae7f - The new SAN is installed. Tomorrow, the "moment of birth."

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Haha I forgot how stupid that Marlins fountain is.

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Yawn...

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Assassin's Creed 4 for PS3 is only 18 bucks at Amazon? SOLD. I wonder if it as good as 3...

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@mstry001 Lol yeah. The US lost to Latvia and Kazakhstan. I was just going with the odds.

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Big win for  over Finland.

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 with the empty net goal!

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Johnson top shelf wrister!  up 2!

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- Finland at 9:45. Wow, the US is going to get smoked.  

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Chooooooooooooooch

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DOMMMY GOES DEEEEP!!! take the lead!

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Montreal gave up 7 goals? Good Lord.

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. No punchline. That's the whole joke. The .

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JFC DUCKS WTF ARE YOU DOING?!?!

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WTF Gus back to Russia?

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USA lost to Latvia? Jfc they suck.

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How did I not know Sutter was that much of a mush mouth?

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This has been a fucking great couple of days. Pens knocked off. Bruins knocked off. Damned right it was a good day.

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Suck it Boston! Muhahaha

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Ecurt17 Penguins and Bruins eliminated on back to back nights...there is a a god

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:45 PM, May 14th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

That is fucking weak ref. Really fucking weak.

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OMG DANNY B DID IT! SORT OF!

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I'm going to need Danny Breeze to pot one here. Because it's the cup.

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Lol "ref broke his whistle."

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@fjbjrtxnj Very true. And I can't watch the Richards Carter duo lift another cup. Ugh.

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WTF is with the power drill sounds in the back of that interview?

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Omg look at the SIZE OF THAT PEN they are using on NBCSN to diagram plays.

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@fjbjrtxnj The word heartbreak doesn't even describe it properly.

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@fjbjrtxnj That's a tough one, after that finals win over the Flyers.

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Lol Marchand YOU SUCK.

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Bruins-Canadiens? Meh. I hate Boston, but I would prefer The Cup stays in the States. But I hate Boston.

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CootsBeard14 On behalf of all fans....@penguins PLEASE don't get rid of Fleury!!!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:03 PM, May 14th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

daub.me/p/f334e - Great. The 3 year old does duck face.

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Oh hey, I forgot the had a day game today. Oh hey, they lost. And didn't score a single fucking run. Oh hey.

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Well this is going to be a long day....

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Now to watch the Soyuz landing...

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Letang throws punches and no call?

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Well that was fun while it lasted.

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Holy cow what a save.

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Score! I can't believe I am cheering for the Rangers.

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Opposite field dribbler! Rbi Howard!

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Clearly safe. Wtf the managers reaction.

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WTF that's not even a close call.

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Sit down James Neal you dirty prick.

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Jesus Crosby, can you stop constantly yapping at the closest ref?

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