The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

February 2014

So Putin isn't taking the Russian Olympic hockey flop well at all. Calm down bro, we flopped too and we aren't sailing warships.

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The Walking Dead TV show is good and all, but DAWN, the comic is getting even more amazing.

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Are you out of your Vulcan mind? The Star Trek Original Series watch continues!

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Just wow. Was that a fucking whopper of a period.

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When you let fucking Torres score 2 on you, it's safe to say you should just call it quits for the night.

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Wow, Mesz between the legs!

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Damn, I SOOO need a MakerBot

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I have no idea what that all means. And honestly, I don't really care. In the slightest.

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JuddLegum I love the part of Jan Brewer's veto letter where she basically blames the existence of the anti-gay bill on Obama pic.twitter.com/FgJum49FOK

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IgglesNest In Nick Foles' 16 starts Riley Cooper has 55 catches, 935 yards and 9 TDs.

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@mikedaub Stupid Scrubs Muppet episode. Emily does that to me now.

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@mellofone: Thanks @azizansari and Scrubs. My 5 year old daughter now says "ZWAAA" everytime she pinches me.

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Thanks @azizansari and Scrubs. My 5 year old daughter now says "ZWAAA" everything she pinches me.

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@FLowski85 Haha. Shit like this pisses me off. Quickly.

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Yet force feeding your horse shit to the rest of us is considered OK?

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Why are religious crazies so quick to cry religious persecution when they don't get what they want?

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Phylan “RINO” is a good Twitter tears search right now

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I wonder how long it would take me to rip and encode 7 seasons of Star Trek The Next Generation and 7 of Deep Space Nine? Need more CPUs!

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Wow. Jan Brewer has to schedule a big press conference about this bill? Media whore. Should have said no the second you were aware of it.

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Yes, I've been mining dogecoins. Judge me, I don't care. It's fun.

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Should I bother with the original Star Wars trilogy on Blu Ray?

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BeaAnneDale .@MittRomney If it's wrong to use religion to discriminate here, how is it not equally wrong to use it to discriminate re marriage?

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So would the rest of us. RT @MileyCyrus: I would rather choke on my own tongue pic.twitter.com/L12wCeOATF

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RIP Harold Ramis. We will always love you Egon.

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@lfaren So I probably shouldn't bother. Good to know, thanks

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@powellnathanj I actually already bought it a while ago. Still haven't tried it.

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@lfaren Have you watched Revolution? Just realized I had 33 episodes on my DVR...

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Bored as hell. Time for some Star Trek Original Series via Netflix. May as well use this Chromecast for something.

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Wow. What a bunch of bums. Holy crap what a terrible game that was.

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kennybelvin Oh you mean a team coached by Dan Bylsma did WONDERFULLY in regular competition but choked when it counted the most?

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bmac2838 Not one coaching adjustment made this game by Blysma and Laviolette. Not one.

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just going through the motions at this point. Wow, what an embarrassment.

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Well that should about do it.

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And he hit the friggin post.

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WTF is with the lint brush on Kane's stick?

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Another penalty shot!!

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The whole friggin team is snakebitten!

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Nice shot Orpik, you suck.

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Wow, talk about falling completely apart.

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JFC another Finnish goal! down 2.

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Wow. Teemu scores on a wicked backhander. Dammit!

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Ugh, JvR takes a puck to the side of the face.

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They are never going to score.

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Here we go, versus Finland for the Bronze.

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Ooo Batman on AMC.

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A punk kid making pizzas? WTF Dominos?

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Oh snap Harvy Dent, don't put your face in gas!!

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I'm a few episodes behind with , but OMG, Abraham has finally showed up?? YESSSSS!

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Wow, the holds the total medal count at 27? SWEET.

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Watching the USA/Canada game... I have to say, I don't think the can beat the Fins.

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@shawncollins316 I'm glad I'm not the only one.

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Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants.

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Best Google of the day? "andre the giant check the oil" LOLOL WTF?!

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Pre-made bottle of Long Island Iced Tea. Tastes like hell, but cheap and gets the job done.

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Or is it Amish Mafia? They are allll terrible.

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Wait, that stupid "Biker Gang" show on Discovery is the worst.

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This AMC arm wrestling show has to be the worst....

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Wow this Little Caesars mombo commercial makes me want to cut my own head off.

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I'm bored. I think I'll mine for some Dogecoins.

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And PS, Dan Bylsma, YOU SUCK!

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BRB, going to destroy my office.

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Well this really takes a complete shit on my entire Olympic experience.

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Even fucking Latvia scored on Canada. you SUCK

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This empty net shouldn't take long...

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CARLSON HOLY COW!

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This is about as lopsided as a game gets. just has nothing for them.

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looks confused, scared, all of that.

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ARGGGH BUFFERING!!!

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20 minutes is all you have left.

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Feels like a loss.

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Well that was some baaaad, baaad hockey....

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Wow this power play.

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Blah. No one in front whatsoever!

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This is it , need some juice on this power play.

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OMG what a save!

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needs a Lavvy time out or something jesus!

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SFKLJSLFKJLSF COME ON!

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patchak21 Ugh this is like watching a Flyers game. Just getting dominated and our goalie is the only thing keeping us in this game

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Parise you bum!

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WTF Kane do some Kane type shit already!

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WTF wake up already.

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Feels like a loss.

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Orpiks SUUCCKKKSSSS

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"Worst call I've ever seen in professional hockey." Thanks Roenick.

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Please don't show me the replay of the women's game. Please don't.

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Damn. The Swedes knock off the Fins.

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Boss scheduled a meeting at 12:30 tomorrow. Haha I will not be attending.

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johntswope US could have had 4-5 PPs in the last 5 of reg, but that idiot ref was "letting them play", but doesn't "let them play" when it's tied.

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I mean, blows the 2-0 lead, but shitass officiating shouldn't lose you a game.

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The refs in this game were AWFUL. Just terrible. Nothing else to add.

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Canada wins gold, gets silver. Again.

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WOW Refs, you SUCK.

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no penalty shot

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FUCKING PENALTY SHOT

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Make up call my ass, that's pathetic!

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That is a terrible, terrible, terrible call. That is so weak it's not even funny.

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POWERRRRR PLLAAYYYY

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Wow. I'm going to die.

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You have got to be kidding me

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Mother FUCKER

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You have got to be kidding me. JFC

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Closing twitter

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OMFG ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!

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COME ON TRIP!!!

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Ruh Roh... lead now only 2-1.

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DAMN was that pretty.

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SCCCCOOORRREEEE!!!!!!

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Damn, what a kill!

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Nice dive lady, nice dive.

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JFC another penalty on

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Waaaaaaaaaa Canada Waaaaaa.

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Duggan gets the goal! up 1!

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I STEPPED AWAY FOR 2 SECONDS AND SCORES!!!

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Wow what a save!

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Wow the Canadian power play is scary.

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Congrats to Switzerland for winning the bronze!

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Ruh roh, Sweden pops one in.

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Goooaall!!! Swiss emtpy net seals the deal.

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Damn, the Swiss are bringing it.

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Clue the Movie? Yes please.

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Be proud Canada, you won on a bullshit penalty call against Latvia.

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@kmart93 I get it then, but even now they continue to wait until the bitter end...

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The Russian hockey team.

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wins 5-2 over the Czechs.

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WTF is it with international hockey times that HATE to pull the goalie until the very last second?

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Cmon Latvia!!

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Argh WTF. Come on .

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That penalty call against Latvia was embarrassing. Feel shame ref.

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magelb Is Arturs Irbe tending goal?

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Canada - Latvia underway...

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CzechFlyers Boards 2, Czechs 0. USA 4, CZE 1. Pavelec's been terrible and he's already on the bench. Salak in.

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chases the Czech goalie...

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SCCCORRREEE!! Power Play goal! Parise!

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power play coming up!

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Er, remaining.

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SCCOOORRREEEE!!! With 1.8 remainging!

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What a pass by Backes.

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I don't recognize Nedved without his black skates.

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Ummm. Hello, ? Let's wake up.

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OMG you are kidding me

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SCORE!!!!! JVR!!!!

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OK , don't fuck around here.

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Ovechkin has a sad.

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Russia, no soup for you!

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Hahaha Kovy is such a puss.

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Friggin Russian ref

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Are you kidding me?! They call that nonsense?!

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NBC STREAMING WHY ARE THE COMMERCIALS SO FUCKING LOUD JESUS CHRIST

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ShawnTHW Why do Russians act like such babies when they're losing?

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SCOREEEE!!!!

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Freezing rain tomorrow morning? Oh Christ already enough.

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Russia - Finland should be a good one.

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Feh, empy net goal seals the deal, bye bye Slovaks.

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Wow. That's some typical Mesz right there. Good Lord man.

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Ugh. Canada gets to play Latvia? That will be an ugly one. For Latvia.

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Dammmmnnnn that was close.

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Slovaks are bringing the pain now! Only down 4-3!

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