The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

January 2014

So yeah. It might be bed time.

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Pretend to like that Downie penalty fans. Go ahead. Whatever you have to tell yourselves.

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Case of Tastycakes! tie it up! Vinny scores!

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This the kind of ugly we are used to.

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Finally time! Coatsey is FIRED UP!

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I'm far from saying anything is fixed. But Dammit, that was a one sided hockey game. were pounding it, all game long.

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Steve Mason gets the shutout with an amazing game. pound the Red Wings 5-0. Yes, please, and thank you.

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Glove. Save. Mason. Standing. Ovation. Please Steve, be back. Be back for all of us.

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I can't even. This team is bringing the pain. 5-0.

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HARTNELL AGAIN LASER SCORESSSSS!

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GLOVE SAVE MASON! Looked wide anyway.

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CallOfGirouxty Getting wasted with @drunkcoatesy is on my bucket list.

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Hartnell Scoreeeeeesss! PP deflection goal!

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I consider this a win. It's still 0-0. WAY better then I thought it would be.

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Good Lord, how bad can a 3 year old's feet possibly smell? This is amazing.

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Hrm, maybe some time for a little wine...

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Finally listening to Sabbath's latest album, 13. Sounds like Rick Rubin butchered another album...

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NASA Why is teeming and teaming with the little green guys from @KerbalSpaceP polygon.com/features/2014/… pic.twitter.com/PSsP9SONFm

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Oh sorry China, your little moon rover only lasted a month? Mars Opportunity landed in 2004 and is still going...

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F U autocorrect. Dammit.

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Why hasn't taken me so long to watch Sherlock? Wtf is my problem?

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"Don't worry Mom, I didn't poop in the tub." She's my little princess alright.

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Snow cleaned. Wtf you people without Snowblowers are sad. Don't give me puppy dog eyes and think I'm that nice.

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CallOfGirouxty New avi fits my mood.

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phantomshockey JASON AKESON!!!!! With 20.5 seconds left Akeson has a slapper from the slot to give the Phantoms a 2-1 lead!! pic.twitter.com/P86D8ubgGu

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"A light dusting" my ass. It's still friggin snowing.

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Lololol. Need to refill my drink. Now 6-1. Yeah, Coburn is bad too Btw.

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Of course Grossmann. Thanks bro.

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Finally a friggin goal! score!

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@flyguys19 I hope one of them isn't that old guy that opens and closes the door...

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I hate Rosehill as much as anyone, but that is fucking pathetic. Jesus Christ Almighty.

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Paging Dr. Daniels. Dr. Jack Daniels...

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That pathetic attempt at a fight is was as bad as the pathetic attempt to play hockey today.

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Good lord. Looks like my afternoon is now freed up. Maybe I'll of clean up the snowy mess.

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Fucking autocorrect. Should have been fart noise. Dammit.

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Keep your head up big nose.

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Good to see this game is starting off properly.

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@flyfisherman99 He has a no trade clause in his contract. Next to impossible to move him. It sucks!

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And the worst part? Fucking Panotch on post game. Jesus. Christ.

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And if we think this is bad? Look at the next stretch. Shit ain't getting any better at all.

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Bob wasn't spectacular, it's just that the suck. Meh, go get them next time. Or something.

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without a shot. WITH OUT A SHOT! JESUS FUCK!

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SUUUUUCCKKK RT @NHLFlyers: CBJ score to take a 5-2 lead

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Oh look Hartnell penalty. How many more years of this shit?

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Typical . They play well for a stretch then troll us all with shit like this.

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Lolol the couldn't even give up the puck properly!

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SOMEONE SOMEWHERE CLEAR THE FUCKING PUCK!

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Yeah. Our goalies are the problem.

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The lead was fun while we had it. Fun times you guys.

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score! And I was in the other room.

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@adimike55 Oh man, Super Dave was the best! Absolutely hilarious.

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I wonder what Hatcher and Rathje are up too? They sound like upgrades compared to these clowns.

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That's just an unbelievably shitty call. Oh my God.

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Hartnell gonna Hartnell. Double fucking minor!?!

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@Pebble Will the new Steel work with the original's charging cable?

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Best. Game. Ever. RT @androidcentral: Carmageddon for Android goes free for limited time phon.es/3hlz

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What a completely ugly game. The final score really doesn't reflect just how ugly the played. Ugh.

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Yeah that's cool. Let him sit in front of the net completely uncovered and all alone. Jesus.

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Hartnell slams home the garbage, score!!!

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Yeah, the need "to get Mason going again." What about this collection of bums we call a defense?

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This snow day shit is getting out of hand. These two kids are insane. This place is getting a little buggy....

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kimberlily Tool is touring again. Now if they could only release a new album.

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Bitwig Greetings from the Namm Show! And for all those that are waiting: Bitwig Studio will be released 26th of March 2014!

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Just bought an awesome smartwatch, check it out! bit.ly/17T4E8h via @Pebble

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This team is like a never ending rick-roll.

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@krazylegz I have this bad habit of trying to hope for the best. It's not going well in this case.

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Wow, this Agents Of SHIELD is pretty much absolute rubbish.

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This is why we can't have nice things. Another fucking shootout. Ugh.

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Is Emery even trying?

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Smooooooothhhh. Giroux scores.

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Heh. Wow, that was just. Wow, why even bother.

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Friggin Shootout.

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JFC AKODHSOIFY(S*Y(S*(S*HCSINDEOIWHEROIWF

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And they score. Stupid, stupid penalties every time...

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annndddd they score. Still 3-2

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Ugh, Voracek right off to ice.

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JFC Mesz what was that?

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They are looking for whut?!

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Double ding goal, holy cow.

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Matty Read again!!! up 3-1!

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EMERY SAYS NO AGAIN!

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OMG Show that replay again.

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OMG MATT READ!!!! Backhanded corner shorthanded goal!!!

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EMERY SAYS NOOOOO.

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phantomshockey It's Official! Marc-Andre Bourdon Returns to Phantoms. Welcome back, MAB!! Story: phantomshockey.com/pages/news/art…

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Wow, that's some serious penalty killing.

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Oh Belichik, never change. Pass the Whine while you are at it...

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Total Running Time:
10 years 4 months 21 days 22 hrs 56 mins. Damn!

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Jkelce That Richard Sherman post game interview was the greatest one I've seen since Mike Tyson told Lennox Lewis he wanted to eat his children!

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Wow. I'm not sure what is confusing me more, that Sherman interview or that Bud Light ping pong commercial. My brain hurts.

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I thought I accidentally TURNED the channel to the WWE.

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Ohhh myyyy. What a complete fool. Wow.

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Finally Harbaugh can STFU.

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Wow. Just wow. Holy shit.

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HeckPhilly RT @SCAR_179NY Meanwhile back in Seattle: pic.twitter.com/ulhdR1ghNs

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Looks like he had the 1st down at least 3 times there.

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Kap served that on a friggin platter.

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Wow. Why the fuck have reviews if seriously game changing shit isn't reviewable?

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Looked like his knee was down, even if it was bent the wrong way. Ugh.

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OMFG what? That was amazing.

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That is friggin terrible.

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So the goal is to protect the players eh? Wtf about that one, jeese.

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Fuck John Elway though.

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HurkaDoesSports Nice work Peyton. Now I don't care who wins the Super Bowl. At least the Patriots lost.

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You can't tackle Tom Brady you are fired. Immediately.

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Ohhh, so that's what it is like to have a real kicker!

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@erikbond That's what I thought but I wasn't sure.

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Wtf did Giroux yell? Sounded like a few F bombs.

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Empty net goal for Reader! win Flyers win!

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Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang score!

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I've caught about 90 seconds of the game tonight. Wtf is the problem? Let me guess. It rhymes with schmeefense.

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What a hockey game. Says no one. Because it ends with a shitty skills competition.

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Yup, a Shootout. God dammit shit balls.

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Jfc a Shootout. No, please.

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OMG what happened I can't tell shit went down and they scored!

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This PP makes me want to punch a baby. In the face.

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Fucking shit fuck ass butt dicks.

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Bullshit on all of you. Bullshit.

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All we ask is you be consistent. No call on the Coburn hit, but randomly it's a call on the other end? Be consistent.

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Bullshit. Absolute bullshit.

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Blah. No call on one end, call on the other. Both terrible.

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Jfc get that shit out of your own zone already. To late.

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Nah that's cool, our goalie takes a shot to the face and nothing. That shit is ALWAYS called against the .

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Wow. Mesz just keeps skating to the net and Whoops a goal!

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Let's go clap clap clap-clap-clap!

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Pixar is the best babysitter ever. Ever.

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Is there anything worse, and more embarrassing, than slipping and falling on ice? God dammit.

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Vinny has some top shelf snipe shit. We ALL need more of that please thank you.

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YESSSSS now that is a fucking face off! Pound the other guy!

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TheOrangeNBlack Good. Vinny did something.

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OH BY THE WAY VINNY SCOOOOORRREEESSSS!!!!

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OMGSIFJOSFHKJFHKJSHFKJSHFKJSHFKJSHFKS SCOOORREESSSS!!!!

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Doop turns to derp.

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Nah, that's cool, I like losing to the worst team in the league.

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So there that was.

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