#Flyers are now 3-0 with the Flyers slippers my kids bought me for Christmas!
Holy shit pandemonium! Ray Emery saves all! #Flyers
Coburn accidentally scores! #Flyers
@kmart93 This team is hard to judge. Shit changes so quickly.
@CupOfLoMo Add some face paint and you could totally be the Joker!
B Schenn, 3 point night btw. #Flyers
Crazy deflection score! #Flyers
Grossmann getting his ass kicked all night. He's the man. #Flyers
Ray. Emery. That is all. #Flyers
@FanSince09 Fucking brilliant.
Drawing ever closer to 2014. Aka the year when #Phantoms hockey moves right down the street. Cannot. Wait.
B Schenn SCORESSSSS! #Flyers back on top!
What the Voracek? #Flyers
Come and try to get it, BANG! #Flyers
Jfc what a terrible turnover. #Flyers
Emery Emery Emery! #Flyers
Christ. A man down and 2 #Flyers without sticks. No idea how that didn't end with a goal.
Hahaha Jerry Jones in an elevator with a Pepsi. Not sure why that is funny, but it is.
Jfc Honda. Stop with the fucking Bolton bullshit already.
Wow. WOW. That is a total wheelbarrow worth of absolute horseshit. #Flyers
Djakcivusjfkgjd waving off the goal Wtf??!! #Flyers
Whistle free hockey... #Flyers
Damn. Streit is an animal! #Flyers
Streit scores! Tastycakes! #Flyers
Let's go #Flyers clap clap clap-clap-clap!
Wow, The Hunter Games is excruciatingly painful.
Scared the living shit out of me. Sounded like a friggin banshee.
The 2 year old just busted out of his room, ran down the hall, buzzed his pacifier down the stairs, and screamed his fool head off. Jfc Wtf.
@wilsonecho91 The defense folding like a napkin.
Berube is PISSED. #Flyers
Please keep them, er, it, up! RT @nuclearuterus: My no bra tactic works again
@jsaquella Yeah, dumbness on my part.
@wilsonecho91 Yeah, duh on my part. Panotch is killing me.
billmeltzer .And there's the second point. Second straight skills competition win. Above all, Flyers owe the W tonight to Mason and Giroux
Cobra tongue. Morganti calls it. #Flyers
Is Clement sick? Wtf is with Panotch? It's killing me. #Flyers
That's 2 shootout wins in a row. What is this? #Flyers
MASON MASON MASON MASON MASON MASON! #Flyers win in a shoot out!
Shootout again. Ugh. #Flyers
Steve. Mason. #Flyers
OMFG Giroux. #Flyers
I'll take a road point. All day long. #Flyers
B Schenn SCORESSSSS! Tied up Holy shit! #Flyers
Die Luke Schenn. Die. For fucks sake. #Flyers
Lol RT @flyersgirl38: I assume that’s the look Torts gives his family when he’s ready to leave and they don’t even have their shoes on yet.
Cheif calls a time oot. #Flyers
Oh hey Downie. Nice job. #Flyers
I really do appreciate Nick Foles. But I have to say that Steve Mason thus far is the Philly MVP. Please Nick, prove me wrong.
Holy shit the Giroux scores with a man on his back mugging him! #Flyers
And that happened. #Flyers
Of all fucking people.... #Flyers Tied. Jfc.
The snow isn't the only thing that blows, Michael Bolton.
This Panotch tv shit isn't a thing now is it? Because no. Just fucking no. #Flyers
Hate Streit or not, that was a pretty backhand. #Flyers
Streit picks up the rebound and scores! #Flyers
MASON MASON MASON! #FLYERS
Coburn. Aka Captain Turnover. #Flyers
@lfaren Yup, I bought the bluray trilogy set. Good stuff.
The World's End was amazing. Why did I wait so long? I think I may watch it again.
A hangover isn't as bad when the #Eagles are division champs.
Ed Rendell needs to fall off the planet.
Trouty20 Fly eagles fly !!!!
Did anyone gif Jerry Jones yelling FUCK! I'm going to need that ASAP. #Eagles
I can't even. Holy fucking shit. #Eagles
What happened? I passed out. What happened? #Eagles Lololol
OH MY FUCKING GOD! #Eagles
Holy fucking shit Boykin! Jfkdksjckdjsjdjdjdjdjdjdjdjfjsjkfkdkdsakal
We just lost. #Eagles
Run it. Run it. Run it up the mother fucking game gut. #Eagles
Holy shit Yesssssssssssssss! #Eagles
Oh sure. Game. #Eagles
God smiles and says bullshit on no Cowboys penalties. #Eagles
And their first penalty is bogus? Lolol. #Eagles
I need defense. I'm asking a lot, but I need defense. #Eagles
Run it. Again. #Eagles
Booom. Run it again! #Eagles
Touchdown. Need a touchdown. #Eagles
Barwin Holy shit! #Eagles
Feh. #Eagles have no fight left.
At this rate, that may have been the ball game. Stupid. Absolutely stupid. #Eagles
I'm questioning Chip. Deal with it. Stupid stupid stupid. #Eagles
STUPID FUCKING PLAY. FUCKING STUPID. #Eagles
When they miss this I'm going to kill a kitten. #Eagles
Waste of a fucking play. Pound it. And pound it again. #Eagles
Noooooooooo. What the fuck stop this stupid shit! #Eagles
Need. Offense. Now. #Eagles
Getting smoked by the worse defense in the league. #Eagles
Not 1 single penalty on Dallas? Are you fucking kidding me? #Eagles
A terrible no call and then a turnover. Feels like a loss. #Eagles
Jfc come on! #Eagles
Need a BIG offensive drive here. Big. #Eagles
Wow. Wow. Whew. #Eagles
#Eagles are going to blow themselves right out of this game.
Fucking offsides again! Come on man! #Eagles
3 and out isn't going go to win this. #Eagles
Sigh. Foles needs to dump that shit. #Eagles
See Henery? That's how you kick it the fuck out of the end zone. #Eagles
Oh Dungy you bastard. #Eagles
@Eaglescraaaazy At home taking care of my meal ticket!
BroadStBeat We brought Chip Kelly here so we could score in 18 seconds.
NBCEEIT 360 just gave me vertigo. #Eagles
So wiiddeee open. The fuck? #Eagles
Just took my blood pressure. It said "Go to the ER immediately." #Eagles
Still no pressure. #Eagles may have scored too quickly.
Celek TD! Holy shitttttttt! #Eagles
1:53. Let's roll. #Eagles
Holy shit INT! #Eagles
This is going to end badly. #Eagles
The #Eagles are going to lose this. Not get beat, but lose this.
Could someone be any more wide open? #Eagles
That's the shit that scares me. #Eagles
Ugh what a cluster fuck. #Eagles
Romo at home recovering from surgery and his wife is busy schmoozing in a suite. Wonderful woman. #Eagles
Come on with the offsides. #Eagles
Omfg Avant what a catch. #Eagles
Every time Smith comes in you can guarantee the play is going to be really dumb. #Eagles
Wtf was that. Ughhhhh. #Eagles
Wow. Foles barely makes the pass. #Eagles
Bend do the break. I'll take it. #Eagles defense still scares me.
No pressure and guys wide open. Not happy. #Eagles
Henererery good! #Eagles
Yeah don't run that again. #Eagles
I just scared a cat and a 2 year old with that scream. #Eagles
Woooooooooooo fumble!! #Eagles ball!
Might vomit. #Eagles
OMG I love your mom. RT @PHSportsGoddess: "Look at those bitches." - My mom's response to the Cowboys on TV
I should have picked up some vodka to calm my nerves. #Eagles
Lololol that was pretty much an Andy Reid kind of finish.
Wow. The Chargers are bringing the pain.
OMG Bears how is he that wide open!?!
Longest. Day. Ever. #Eagles
@nfl blows yet another call when using replay. Idiots.
Lol Atlanta Wtf was that?
I see the "Steelers Nation" is out in full force at the game. All 32 of them.
The Running Man is on! Sa-weet!
Panotch on post game? I couldn't change the channel fast enough. #Flyers
I still hate shootouts. #Flyers
Raffl waits... Waits... Waits... Blammo top shelf! #Flyers win in a shoot out!
Lol Bryz hardly moved. #Flyers
#Flyers shoot-out versus Bryz. This is going to piss me right off.
OMG Luke Schenn you SUUUUUCCKKK! #Flyers
Lol vintage Bryz stick toss too. #Flyers
5 on 3. Must score. #Flyers
The #Flyers are going to get beat by Bryz aren't they? Sonofa.
Only so long before one pops in. #Flyers
Helter skelter! #Flyers
@SAMSlN So far so good!
Galaxy S3 4.3 update. Finally!
Glad everyone is so confident over the #Eagles game. To me, this has EaglesDerp written allll over it.
PhantomsHockey PHANTOMS WIN!!! Kyle Flanagan scores 5-hole in the 9th Round! Adirondack 3 - Springfield 2. Phantoms have now won 5 of their last 7 games.
Wow. #BoiseState getting creamed.
msankey86 It..it was...soap...poisoning.
Just waiting for @kmart93 to say "Shitter's full." Please tell me I didn't miss it.
Christmas Eve football. Hawaii Bowl with #BoiseState
Almost Human. I don't hate it. I actually don't hate it at all. Let's hope it stays that way.
Oh seriously, fuck you Michael Bolton.
Wayne Train gets an EN goal to seal the deal. #Flyers
Hey CSN, any chance you can squeeze some more friggin ads on the screen? I don't want to watch the actual game anyway. #Flyers
Haha suck it Niners.
HOLY SHIT WHAT IS GOING ON? #Flyers
What a complete and total waste of a power play. #Flyers
Damn. So close to killing that off. #Flyers
Blah. Coburn #Flyers
That was quick. #Flyers score!
Setting an alarm for 6am tomorrow for the 2nd ISS Spacewalk... (cc @andreychek)
If the #Eagles get creamed by Kyle Orton, I quit. At everything.
No Romo? Wtf?