The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

December 2013

are now 3-0 with the Flyers slippers my kids bought me for Christmas!

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Holy shit pandemonium! Ray Emery saves all!

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Coburn accidentally scores!

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This times 100 RT @AGeekOfNature: @mellofone The best part is that he'll be back out there in a few minutes with the battle scars.

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@kmart93 This team is hard to judge. Shit changes so quickly.

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@CupOfLoMo Add some face paint and you could totally be the Joker!

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B Schenn, 3 point night btw.

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Grossmann getting his ass kicked all night. He's the man.

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Drawing ever closer to 2014. Aka the year when hockey moves right down the street. Cannot. Wait.

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B Schenn SCORESSSSS! back on top!

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Come and try to get it, BANG!

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Jfc what a terrible turnover.

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RobTornoe This may be the best newspaper headline of 2013 (@WVRecord via @charlesapple) pic.twitter.com/nzSGrv3zq9

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Christ. A man down and 2 without sticks. No idea how that didn't end with a goal.

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Hahaha Jerry Jones in an elevator with a Pepsi. Not sure why that is funny, but it is.

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Jfc Honda. Stop with the fucking Bolton bullshit already.

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Wow. WOW. That is a total wheelbarrow worth of absolute horseshit.

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Djakcivusjfkgjd waving off the goal Wtf??!!

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Let's go clap clap clap-clap-clap!

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Wow, The Hunter Games is excruciatingly painful.

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BrokleyCentral We still have 20 Xbox Ones to give away!! RT and FOLLOW to be in with a chance to win! pic.twitter.com/CDsrMM5qYK

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Scared the living shit out of me. Sounded like a friggin banshee.

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The 2 year old just busted out of his room, ran down the hall, buzzed his pacifier down the stairs, and screamed his fool head off. Jfc Wtf.

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Please keep them, er, it, up! RT @nuclearuterus: My no bra tactic works again

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@wilsonecho91 Yeah, duh on my part. Panotch is killing me.

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billmeltzer .And there's the second point. Second straight skills competition win. Above all, Flyers owe the W tonight to Mason and Giroux

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Cobra tongue. Morganti calls it.

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Is Clement sick? Wtf is with Panotch? It's killing me.

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That's 2 shootout wins in a row. What is this?

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MASON MASON MASON MASON MASON MASON! win in a shoot out!

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I'll take a road point. All day long.

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B Schenn SCORESSSSS! Tied up Holy shit!

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Die Luke Schenn. Die. For fucks sake.

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Lol RT @flyersgirl38: I assume that’s the look Torts gives his family when he’s ready to leave and they don’t even have their shoes on yet.

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BrokleyCentral We will be giving away 22 new Xbox Ones due to small scratches on the console! RT an follow for a chance to win! pic.twitter.com/SGtVkrTb0N

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I really do appreciate Nick Foles. But I have to say that Steve Mason thus far is the Philly MVP. Please Nick, prove me wrong.

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dallascowboys FINAL: Cowboys 22, Eagles 24. pic.twitter.com/FvtYo4Vgpo

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Holy shit the Giroux scores with a man on his back mugging him!

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Of all fucking people.... Tied. Jfc.

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daub.me/p/8c1e7 - Move it cat. The are on. No time for this.

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The snow isn't the only thing that blows, Michael Bolton.

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This Panotch tv shit isn't a thing now is it? Because no. Just fucking no.

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Hate Streit or not, that was a pretty backhand.

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Streit picks up the rebound and scores!

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Coburn. Aka Captain Turnover.

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@lfaren Yup, I bought the bluray trilogy set. Good stuff.

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The World's End was amazing. Why did I wait so long? I think I may watch it again.

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A hangover isn't as bad when the are division champs.

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GoogleEarthPics Retweet if you want to be part of our social experiment! pic.twitter.com/soTSJrDUhF

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Ed Rendell needs to fall off the planet.

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Trouty20 Fly eagles fly !!!!

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BrandonBoykin2 NFC EAST CHAMPIONS!!! instagram.com/p/iiFrk5MIHJ/

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Lolol RT @Lindros97: Look who shows up after the game! Romo! pic.twitter.com/q9xvuADdOd

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Did anyone gif Jerry Jones yelling FUCK! I'm going to need that ASAP.

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BasedLaRock LMMFAO RT @BleacherReport: This guy in Jerry Jones’ box didn’t take the Kyle Orton INT very well. pic.twitter.com/sPvh2STVPH

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How fans can go from jumping off a bridge to loving the world is still one of my most cherished memories. I'm one of them.

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I can't even. Holy fucking shit.

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What happened? I passed out. What happened? Lololol

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Holy fucking shit Boykin! Jfkdksjckdjsjdjdjdjdjdjdjdjfjsjkfkdkdsakal

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Run it. Run it. Run it up the mother fucking game gut.

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Holy shit Yesssssssssssssss!

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God smiles and says bullshit on no Cowboys penalties.

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And their first penalty is bogus? Lolol.

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I need defense. I'm asking a lot, but I need defense.

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Touchdown. Need a touchdown.

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At this rate, that may have been the ball game. Stupid. Absolutely stupid.

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I'm questioning Chip. Deal with it. Stupid stupid stupid.

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STUPID FUCKING PLAY. FUCKING STUPID.

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When they miss this I'm going to kill a kitten.

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Waste of a fucking play. Pound it. And pound it again.

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Noooooooooo. What the fuck stop this stupid shit!

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Getting smoked by the worse defense in the league.

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Not 1 single penalty on Dallas? Are you fucking kidding me?

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A terrible no call and then a turnover. Feels like a loss.

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Need a BIG offensive drive here. Big.

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are going to blow themselves right out of this game.

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Fucking offsides again! Come on man!

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3 and out isn't going go to win this.

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Sigh. Foles needs to dump that shit.

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See Henery? That's how you kick it the fuck out of the end zone.

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BroadStBeat We brought Chip Kelly here so we could score in 18 seconds.

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NBCEEIT 360 just gave me vertigo.

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So wiiddeee open. The fuck?

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Just took my blood pressure. It said "Go to the ER immediately."

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Still no pressure. may have scored too quickly.

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Celek TD! Holy shitttttttt!

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This is going to end badly.

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The are going to lose this. Not get beat, but lose this.

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Could someone be any more wide open?

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That's the shit that scares me.

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Romo at home recovering from surgery and his wife is busy schmoozing in a suite. Wonderful woman.

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Every time Smith comes in you can guarantee the play is going to be really dumb.

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Wow. Foles barely makes the pass.

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Bend do the break. I'll take it. defense still scares me.

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No pressure and guys wide open. Not happy.

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I just scared a cat and a 2 year old with that scream.

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Woooooooooooo fumble!! ball!

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OMG I love your mom. RT @PHSportsGoddess: "Look at those bitches." - My mom's response to the Cowboys on TV

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I should have picked up some vodka to calm my nerves.

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Lololol that was pretty much an Andy Reid kind of finish.

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Wow. The Chargers are bringing the pain.

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OMG Bears how is he that wide open!?!

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Jinxing rat bastard RT @JimNorton: I want to congratulate the Philadelphia Eagles for making the playoffs this year.

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@nfl blows yet another call when using replay. Idiots.

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Lol Atlanta Wtf was that?

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I see the "Steelers Nation" is out in full force at the game. All 32 of them.

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The Running Man is on! Sa-weet!

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Panotch on post game? I couldn't change the channel fast enough.

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Raffl waits... Waits... Waits... Blammo top shelf! win in a shoot out!

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shoot-out versus Bryz. This is going to piss me right off.

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OMG Luke Schenn you SUUUUUCCKKK!

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Lol vintage Bryz stick toss too.

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The are going to get beat by Bryz aren't they? Sonofa.

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Only so long before one pops in.

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erikbond Dear @HBO, why wasn't the Flyers/Rangers 24/7 ever released on DVD? I just want to give you my money for it but you won't let me!!!

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Galaxy S3 4.3 update. Finally!

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Glad everyone is so confident over the game. To me, this has EaglesDerp written allll over it.

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PhantomsHockey PHANTOMS WIN!!! Kyle Flanagan scores 5-hole in the 9th Round! Adirondack 3 - Springfield 2. Phantoms have now won 5 of their last 7 games.

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msankey86 It..it was...soap...poisoning.

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Just waiting for @kmart93 to say "Shitter's full." Please tell me I didn't miss it.

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Christmas Eve football. Hawaii Bowl with

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Almost Human. I don't hate it. I actually don't hate it at all. Let's hope it stays that way.

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Aphillyated Claude Giroux taunting James van Riemsdyk SportsVines, NHL Humor vine.co/v/hwMI1J31AnA

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BroncoSportsFB Just about an hour away from the 2013 @HawaiiBowl between Boise State and Oregon State.

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Oh seriously, fuck you Michael Bolton.

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Wayne Train gets an EN goal to seal the deal.

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Hey CSN, any chance you can squeeze some more friggin ads on the screen? I don't want to watch the actual game anyway.

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HOLY SHIT WHAT IS GOING ON?

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What a complete and total waste of a power play.

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Damn. So close to killing that off.

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Setting an alarm for 6am tomorrow for the 2nd ISS Spacewalk... (cc @andreychek)

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RealSports24_7 The REAL reason Tony Romo is injured... @NFLRT pic.twitter.com/DWA6mwIX4D

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If the get creamed by Kyle Orton, I quit. At everything.

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