The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

October 2013

rcw1168 Flyers make a trade, another Rinaldo type player because the Flyers don’t need a fresh perspective

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I was just thinking... The need another bonehead player that likes to fight. Oh hi Steve Downie.

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Squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my leg...

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@krazylegz Heh. My Philly sports luck speaks for itself.

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Someone please punch Howard Eskin in the face. I'm fairly certain Spike would do it.

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RickGualtieri Someone was cranking the Mortal Kombat soundtrack in the office today, and yes it was full of awesome.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:41 PM, Oct 30th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

daub.me/p/575e5 - First pellet stove fire of the season.

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Ugh. Teemu is not looking good.

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Well that escalated quickly.

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Didn't cover the back end. Wide open.

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Wow that call is complete horseshit.

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Wow that was all kinds of ugly. Under review.

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Reader scores! Great 2nd effort.

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Oooooo. New Dethklok!

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I seriously need to get back on the train. I've slacked off too long and haven't played in a while. Such a mistake.

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Hey vodka. How you doin'?

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_Brendonsmall brendonsmall.com is live and taking your DOOMSTAR orders...

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:15 PM, Oct 27th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

Dez Bryant crying like a bitch.

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@WillJ609 It's disgustingly annoying at this point.

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TonyBrunoShow Hey Giants fans. 5 fgs and you slap dicks think your team is good at 2-6. Put down the crack pipe strappers!

via TweetCaster for iOS (retweeted on 4:07 PM, Oct 27th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

The fact that Ed Rendell is STILL on post game makes me want to vomit. He literally knows nothing about football.

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will fall apart yet again. Awful.

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Chip is hell bent on losing. Should have kicked it there.

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And McCoy has to cut the shit. Enough east West. Run it north south!

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This team is awful. From coaching to players, it is just awful all around.

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Crybaby Cruz gets his flag.

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The play calling is beyond horrible.

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NICE NO CALL. Fucking hit to the neck.

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Stop running that fucking play. It hasn't worked a single time.

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Can the Giants receivers be any more wide open? Wtf

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Take Vick out now. I'm done.

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Cary Williams did something!

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Wow. I'm fine with feeding Vinny that one timer all night.

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Mason literally standing on his head.

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Wow, absolutely no need to watch this game anymore.

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Ugh. Rinaldo takes a puck up high.

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abcactionnews BREAKING: Tampa Police: Historic Yuengling Brewery "engulfed in flames" - @abcactionnews

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Dumb cross ice pass by Voracek leads to a shorty.

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Vinny bats it out of the air. Beautiful. finally score 3!

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Blahhhh. Defense gotta clear the zone man.

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Vinny scores! Bouncy Bouncy!

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Ghostbusters. Still hilarious.

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Under the Dome. Worth the time?

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Good guys win! Win number 2!

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You know shit is bad when Coatsey is the voice of reason.

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Credit that to Matt Read. He made the play.

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BroadStHockey Seeing a lot of people say “Pouliot didn’t mean to do that” … of course not, but that doesn’t make a hit from behind acceptable.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 8:40 PM, Oct 24th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

Power play be damned. Someone has to be man enough to come in there like a fucking wrecking ball and police that shit.

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Fuck the . Everyone on the ice. That half ass attempt to stick up for a teammate? That's total bullshit.

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Sorry . You can't fix terrible.

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Of course. Of course that went in. End of the period shitty goal. That's typical

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Still love Boosh. Guy was amazing and seems like a hell of a nice guy.

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Wow Giroux can't catch a break.

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In was too busy yelling. What's the friggin goal song now?

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Reader! A shorty! scooooreeee!

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There are no words to describe how terrible the PP is.

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New air compressor and impact wrench set acquired. I just want to take shit apart, I don't even care if it's not broken.

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It's hard to have any excitement for tonight's game. I'll try my best. Go team?

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Yeah, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that I should get some sleep.

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I honestly think my 2 year old's first words were "stop picking nose."

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Done with Twitter for the night. You fucks can't keep your traps shut.

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@jsaquella Wait until the lawyers get involved. It won't end well for me.

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I gave my daughter 80 cents to bust in on my wife while pooping. The kid was laughing cuz she loves "coins." Wife was not pleased.

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I hate being a Philly sports fan. Just saying.

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adimike55 No offense, everyone who is pissed at @dom9brown for supporting the , but this team has a lot more problems tha no love from Dom.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:53 PM, Oct 20th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

3 points. 3 fucking points.

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3. Fucking. Points. Die. All of you.

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Nice catch DJac. Fuck you too.

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Watching this game is almost as bad as watching the .

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Can my wife sue the when I jump off a bridge?

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This team makes me want to boil my head in oil.

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Barkley ready to come in. Brb, I have to put kerosene in my drink.

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That play seals the deal. Dump Foles. That's absolutely terrible. Throw it away.

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Fuck these asshole Cowboys praying on the sideline. God hates the Cowboys. It won't help.

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That's an interception. His hand was under the ball.

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You have got to be fucking kidding me.

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Troy Aikman can go eat a donkey's dick too.

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Suck it Miles clap clap clap-clap-clap.

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That's loose, replay that shit.

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PHSportsGoddess Ball was tipped by the way.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:58 PM, Oct 20th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

Obligatory Cary Williams can suck it tweet.

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gonzoCSN Can't believe Henery didn't hit that field goal from Camden.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:33 PM, Oct 20th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

Does Chip Kelly have any idea Wtf is going on?

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Wow, no call? I'll take it.

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I'll tell you what, this is some kind of shit show.

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Jesus Christ what happened to Foles?

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Cary Williams continues to be awesome.

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Ugh. Any chance we can run up the fucking gut?

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Ok, enough with these shitty screens. It just isn't there.

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Wow, I figured Dallas would try the Fg. Their kicker has a huge leg.

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Wide open. It's going to be a loooong game.

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This is starting about like I expected.

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Jfc Johnson take a fucking knee already.

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This Cowboys game may single handedly push my liver over the edge. Please defense, save my liver.

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Hrm, soon time to upgrade the home server's storage. Apparently 4TB isn't enough.

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@WillJ609 If someone doesn't fly or some shit soon I'm out.

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Agents of SHIELD needs more super hero stuff already. This is getting a bit long in the tooth.

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PhilUnionKevinK If Chicago and Houston win this weekend, Philly is eliminated from the playoffs.

via web (retweeted on 4:00 PM, Oct 19th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

Poor defense coughs up a goal, match is now tied at 1.

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I hate all sports. Mainly because Michael Martinez is again on the Phillies.

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It's a gin and tonic kind of night. I forgot the tonic. Ok, it's a straight gin kind of night.

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5 year old was trying to watch Mars Needs Moms. When the Martians kidnapped the mom, she completely lost. Her. Shit. Good call Dad. Whoops.

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2 sick days = 2 days if piled up shit at work. Not looking forward to going back tomorrow.

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No need to change the culture here . This one is working out just fine.

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Worst start in team history.

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Why bother pulling the goalie? Wtf.

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I want Coburn fired. Outright fired. Immediately.

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2 players tackled, NO CALL.

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Call the cops, report the Mason robbery.

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Power play goal, wow! Simmonds redirects the shot from Giroux.

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Glad the fired the coach. Seems to be working out really well.

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That's cool Giroux, try to skate right through 3 players. Works every time.

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Clear the mother fucking puck. Blow this team up.

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What a shit show that was. Good no call too ref.

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Well the PP continues to be absolutely stellar.

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Decline the power play decline the power play.

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Wow is that some horseshit.

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Almost time. Going to be an ugly one, eh?

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RaspberryPint Oct 29 features @daveake talking about his teddy bear beating Felix Baumgartner's skydive bit.ly/GV23j8

via web (retweeted on 3:32 PM, Oct 17th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

Sick day part 2. Today's agenda: Watch the 7 Walking Dead episodes on my DVR. I'm such a slacker.

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Home sick watching CSPAN. WTF did I completely turn into an old fart?

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Am I the only one that gets douche chills when Ted Cruz speaks?

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A Toy Story Halloween special tonight? My children may literally explode.

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kier_kee THANKS FOR MAKING ME CRY SIRI pic.twitter.com/qJNy5cB5WN

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:00 PM, Oct 16th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

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