rcw1168 Flyers make a trade, another Rinaldo type player because the Flyers don’t need a fresh perspective
Squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my leg...
#Sixers beat the Heat!
@krazylegz Heh. My Philly sports luck speaks for itself.
@krazylegz I watch them every year!
Holy shit #Sixers
And he missed it. #Sixers
Someone please punch Howard Eskin in the face. I'm fairly certain Spike would do it.
@nuclearuterus Thank you. Thank you very much.
RickGualtieri Someone was cranking the Mortal Kombat soundtrack in the office today, and yes it was full of awesome.
daub.me/p/575e5 - First pellet stove fire of the season.
Good God the turnovers. #Flyers
Ugh. Teemu is not looking good. #Flyers
Well that escalated quickly. #Flyers
Didn't cover the back end. Wide open. #Flyers
Wow that call is complete horseshit. #Flyers
That was a close one. #Flyers
Wow that was all kinds of ugly. Under review. #Flyers
Vinny! Tastycakes! #Flyers
Reader scores! Great 2nd effort. #Flyers
Oooooo. New Dethklok!
I seriously need to get back on the #GTA5 train. I've slacked off too long and haven't played in a while. Such a mistake.
Hey vodka. How you doin'?
Dez Bryant crying like a bitch.
@WillJ609 It's disgustingly annoying at this point.
The fact that Ed Rendell is STILL on #Eagles post game makes me want to vomit. He literally knows nothing about football.
Fuck all hell. #Eagles
#Eagles will fall apart yet again. Awful.
Lol Eli. #Eagles
Chip is hell bent on losing. Should have kicked it there. #Eagles
Lol Wut. #Eagles
I'm done. #Eagles
And McCoy has to cut the shit. Enough east West. Run it north south! #Eagles
This team is awful. From coaching to players, it is just awful all around. #Eagles
Jesus fucking Christ. #Eagles
Easy kid... Easssssyyy. #Eagles
Crybaby Cruz gets his flag. #Eagles
The play calling is beyond horrible. #Eagles
NICE NO CALL. Fucking hit to the neck. #Eagles
Stop running that fucking play. It hasn't worked a single time. #Eagles
Can the Giants receivers be any more wide open? Wtf #Eagles
Take Vick out now. I'm done. #Eagles
Cary Williams did something! #Eagles
Clearly a delay of game. #Eagles
Put in Barkley. #Eagles
Reader empty net goal. #Flyers
Hey! #PSU scored!
Wow. I'm fine with feeding Vinny that one timer all night. #Flyers
Holy shit Vinny hattrick! #Flyers
Jfc get that shit on net! #Flyers
Mason literally standing on his head. #Flyers
Wow, absolutely no need to watch this #PSU game anymore.
Ugh. Rinaldo takes a puck up high. #Flyers
Dumb cross ice pass by Voracek leads to a shorty. #Flyers
Vinny bats it out of the air. Beautiful. #Flyers finally score 3!
Vinny stuffs it in! #Flyers goal!
Blahhhh. Defense gotta clear the zone man. #Flyers
Mason save! #Flyers
Damn, what a fight! #Flyers
Voracek scores! #Flyers up 2!
Vinny scores! Bouncy Bouncy! #Flyers
Ghostbusters. Still hilarious.
Under the Dome. Worth the time?
Good guys win! Win number 2! #Flyers
You know shit is bad when Coatsey is the voice of reason. #Flyers
No goal bitches. #Flyers
So kicking. Way kicking. #Flyers
Credit that to Matt Read. He made the play. #Flyers
Coburn scores! #Flyers up 1.
BroadStHockey Seeing a lot of people say “Pouliot didn’t mean to do that” … of course not, but that doesn’t make a hit from behind acceptable.
Power play be damned. Someone has to be man enough to come in there like a fucking wrecking ball and police that shit. #Flyers
Fuck the #Flyers. Everyone on the ice. That half ass attempt to stick up for a teammate? That's total bullshit.
Shit is going down! #Flyers
Sorry #Flyers. You can't fix terrible.
Of course. Of course that went in. End of the period shitty goal. That's typical #Flyers
Still love Boosh. Guy was amazing and seems like a hell of a nice guy. #Flyers
Wow Giroux can't catch a break. #Flyers
In was too busy yelling. What's the friggin goal song now? #Flyers
Reader! A shorty! #Flyers scooooreeee!
There are no words to describe how terrible the PP is. #Flyers
New air compressor and impact wrench set acquired. I just want to take shit apart, I don't even care if it's not broken.
It's hard to have any excitement for tonight's #Flyers game. I'll try my best. Go team?
Yeah, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that I should get some sleep.
I honestly think my 2 year old's first words were "stop picking nose."
@faithandhope26 You haven't spilled the beans. Others have!
Done with Twitter for the night. You #WalkingDead fucks can't keep your traps shut.
That's a fumble!
@jsaquella Wait until the lawyers get involved. It won't end well for me.
I gave my daughter 80 cents to bust in on my wife while pooping. The kid was laughing cuz she loves "coins." Wife was not pleased.
I hate being a Philly sports fan. Just saying.
3 points. 3 fucking points. #Eagles
3. Fucking. Points. Die. All of you. #Eagles
Nice catch DJac. Fuck you too. #Eagles
Can my wife sue the #Eagles when I jump off a bridge?
So there that was. #Eagles
This #Eagles team makes me want to boil my head in oil.
Good luck kid! #Eagles
Just let it end. Please. #Eagles
Barkley ready to come in. Brb, I have to put kerosene in my drink. #Eagles
That play seals the deal. Dump Foles. That's absolutely terrible. Throw it away. #Eagles
POUND IT. FIRST DOWN. #Eagles
WHEW. NOTHING TO SEE HERE. #Eagles
Fuck these asshole Cowboys praying on the sideline. God hates the Cowboys. It won't help. #Eagles
That's an interception. His hand was under the ball.
You have got to be fucking kidding me. #Eagles
Oh no. DJac. #Eagles
Wooooooooo! #Eagles INT!
That is complete bullshit. #Eagles
A hahaha to the Bears.
Troy Aikman can go eat a donkey's dick too. #Eagles
Suck it Miles clap clap clap-clap-clap. #Eagles
That's loose, replay that shit. #Eagles
Asshole asshole! #Eagles
PHSportsGoddess Ball was tipped by the way.
Dez is a Crosby. #Eagles
Obligatory Cary Williams can suck it tweet. #Eagles
gonzoCSN Can't believe Henery didn't hit that field goal from Camden.
Does Chip Kelly have any idea Wtf is going on? #Eagles
Wow, no call? I'll take it. #Eagles
Holy shit what a punt. #Eagles
I'll tell you what, this is some kind of shit show. #Eagles
Jesus Christ what happened to Foles? #Eagles
Cary Williams continues to be awesome. #Eagles
Ugh. Any chance we can run up the fucking gut? #Eagles
I hate Carey Williams. #Eagles
Hey look, a punt. #Eagles
Vinny! Boom Shakka Lakka! #Eagles
Ok, enough with these shitty screens. It just isn't there. #Eagles
Wow, I figured Dallas would try the Fg. Their kicker has a huge leg. #Eagles
Lost 3 points there D. #Eagles
Wide open. It's going to be a loooong game. #Eagles
Of course a 1st down. #Eagles
Run Forest run! #Eagles
This is starting about like I expected. #Eagles
Jfc Johnson take a fucking knee already. #Eagles
Here we go #Eagles
This #Eagles Cowboys game may single handedly push my liver over the edge. Please defense, save my liver.
Hrm, soon time to upgrade the home server's storage. Apparently 4TB isn't enough.
@WillJ609 If someone doesn't fly or some shit soon I'm out.
Agents of SHIELD needs more super hero stuff already. This is getting a bit long in the tooth.
Wow #Union, that was terrible.
PhilUnionKevinK If Chicago and Houston win this weekend, Philly is eliminated from the playoffs.
Poor #Union defense coughs up a goal, match is now tied at 1.
I hate all sports. Mainly because Michael Martinez is again on the Phillies.
Oh gin. Thank you gin.
@Jacen736 That's WAY better then the Flyers!
@Jacen736 Are the Phantoms as bad as the Flyers?
It's a gin and tonic kind of night. I forgot the tonic. Ok, it's a straight gin kind of night.
5 year old was trying to watch Mars Needs Moms. When the Martians kidnapped the mom, she completely lost. Her. Shit. Good call Dad. Whoops.
2 sick days = 2 days if piled up shit at work. Not looking forward to going back tomorrow.
No need to change the culture here #Flyers. This one is working out just fine.
Worst start in team history. #Flyers
Why bother pulling the goalie? Wtf. #Flyers
I want Coburn fired. Outright fired. Immediately. #Flyers
2 players tackled, NO CALL. #Flyers
Call the cops, report the Mason robbery. #Flyers
Wow what a save Fleury. #Flyers
Power play goal, wow! Simmonds redirects the shot from Giroux. #Flyers
Oh great, a power play. #Flyers
Glad the #Flyers fired the coach. Seems to be working out really well.
That's cool Giroux, try to skate right through 3 players. Works every time. #Flyers
Clear the mother fucking puck. Blow this team up. #Flyers
What a shit show that was. Good no call too ref. #Flyers
OMG MASON #Flyers
There it is, nice call. #Flyers
Well the PP continues to be absolutely stellar. #Flyers
Decline the power play decline the power play. #Flyers
Wow is that some horseshit. #Flyers
The fuck? #Flyers
Almost #Flyers time. Going to be an ugly one, eh?
Sick day part 2. Today's agenda: Watch the 7 Walking Dead episodes on my DVR. I'm such a slacker.
Home sick watching CSPAN. WTF did I completely turn into an old fart?
Am I the only one that gets douche chills when Ted Cruz speaks?
A Toy Story Halloween special tonight? My children may literally explode.