Watching @cspan because I am apparently into self torture.
A Metallica movie? Really?
daub.me/p/fd2cb - This guy on the History Channel is the friggin best.
PHSportsGoddess Excited about GTA V online.
RIP Dubee. #Phillies
Good job ref. Why don't you just give the Patriots a TD? Total horseshit call.
Lol Pouty Tom Brady. Looks like my 5 year old daughter when I say no.
@mikedaub Just hush up.
@mikedaub Zip it.
TD! Some random white guy! #Eagles
The Giants are going to run over the #Eagles.
Wtf Fletcher. #Eagles
It's also pretty cool how the #Eagles run the same 3 run plays. The same fucking 3 plays.
Might as well just throw in the towel. Save some face. #Eagles
Glad to see that heartless #Eagles have completely given up. Shameless.
Lol of course. #Eagles
Hey, Celek caught one! #Eagles
This "exciting and fast paced" offense hasn't been either of that since the Washington game. #Eagles
Terrible. The #Eagles haven't stopped a single play for a loss this half.
This was fun while it lasted. #Eagles
15 yard penalty for bitch slapping a ref? #Eagles
What in the fucking fuck was that? #Eagles
Good pressure, still, almost no coverage. #Eagles
TD Polk! #Eagles
Lolol KEEP RUNNING BROWN! #Eagles
I'll take it! #Eagles
As long as the Broncos keep dropping passes and falling down, the #Eagles are right in this!
Lol Carey Williams. #Eagles
Ugh. DJac is gimpy. #Eagles
Fucking perfect. Just fucking perfect. #Eagles
Fjdjdjsjgkkjcjdj Celek catch that shit! #Eagles
Wes Welker is going to have 12 Tds today. #Eagles
Guess what? Widen open. #Eagles
No pressure whatsoever. Wide open. This game is going to be a long one. #Eagles
This is already painful. #Eagles
How is 2 Broke Girls still a show?
@mikedaub A very big one apparently.
The @TheAppleInc configurator to mass manage iPads is a complete mess. It went from almost working to being totally useless.
Step 1, Drink.
Step 2, Play Grand Theft Auto until the sun comes up.
So far, things are going perfectly according to plan.
This #Flyers season is going to be absolutely brutal isn't it? And don't give me that "preseason" crap. This is pretty terrible.
The #Flyers make me want to drink.
daub.me/p/d2b2f - Custom Pebble watch face.
No Grand Theft Auto tonight. I need to get some friggin sleep.
Heh. #Phillies suck.
Wow. I just passed my #MythTV 10 year anniversary.
Led Zeppelin music day today. There, I've declared it.
Ugh. #GTA5 is killing me.
The best part of #GTA5? The in car banter. That shit is hilarious.
Has Hugh Douglass lost his mind?
SCORE! Kimmo Blast! #Flyers
JFC that went in. #Flyers
@Zimbra upgrade to 8.0.5 was flawless as usual.
There has to be someone better then Gus. The kid looks lost more then half the time. #Flyers
Wow. Giroux laying the wood. #Flyers
No sir. #Flyers
Woohoo penalty shot! #Flyers
4 shots. Heh. #Flyers
Someone in the neighborhood has a WiFi SSID of "YankeesFan." I hope their house burns down.
Wow. That was some great defense. #Flyers
Dad, The Joker is so rude.
Seriously. This game is going to kill me. #GTA5. 6am wakeup? It's going to be rough.
Muhahhaha I gots the sub mother fuckers! #GTA5
YESSSSSSSSSSS. I PULLED THAT GUYS TOOTH OUT. #GTA5
Ohhh, #MythTV .27 is out. Somone please upgrade and let me know how it goes :)
@jasondaub Yeah yeah. I'm on it.
@jasondaub Still waiting.
daub.me/p/67d95 - Heh. A donkey.
Wow. 49ers are falling apart at the seams. #NFL
@Pebble Welcome home. Let me be frank. Best. Device. Ever. I absolutely it.
daub.me/p/0f26b - Mmmm. Cheese.
On the road to the cabin in Vermont.
So much for going to bed early. Friggin #GTA5 might be ruining my life.
Wonderful. Getting sick the night before I leave for the cabin in Vermont. Time to guzzle some #Tussin
#GTA5 has more cussing than a Quentin Tarantino movie.
This action packed #Phillies game has me on the edge of my seat.
@311Phillies Heh. It's not going well.
Stayed up until 3:30am playing #GTA5 brick wall hits in 3, 2, 1...
It's 3:19am. Just finished my first stretch of #GTA5. Save game says I'm 11% completed. Damn you life sucking video games. 6am is early...
Stole a car. Changed the radio. Phil Collins. I Don't Care. This fucking game rules. #GTA5
@powellnathanj I'm trying to stick with the story. Somewhat.
Coots scores! #Flyers
Now that's the type of shitty goals I've been missing! #Flyers
Talbot! #Flyers tied up.
Rangers score. #Flyers
Uh. Chooch? #Phillies
Come on UPS you are killing me. #GTA5
Guess what? The #Flyers STILL can't clear their zone.
daub.me/p/a103f - Yes. Fur in your mouth. Stop biting the cat.
GTA 5 "Out for delivery." UPS, bring it to me!
Shootouts are still really, really stupid.
Who? #Flyers lose in the other shootout.
McGinn scores!!! #Flyers win in a SO!
Double shootout!?! #Flyers
Any chance we can stop that fat guy from dancing at #Flyers games? For real.
That's a fumble folks. #NFL
SCOREEEE!! #Flyers Akeson!
#Flyers Score!!! Vinny!
Toronto scores.... #Flyers
Voracek scores!!!!!! #Flyers
I need a sammitch.
Booooo. Big rebound and blammo. #Flyers
CLIFF LEE. 2 run single! #Phillies
Only so much you can do there Emery. #Flyers
DOM BROWN KILLS A GUY! #Phillies
3 penalties?!?! Wayne Train! #Flyers
#Flyers look to be going down 2?
Emery saves all! #Flyers
Oh snap, the other #Flyers game is tied 1-1?
Lol the Phanatic hits the deck. #Phillies
CHASE UTLEY YOU ARE THE MAN!!!! #Phillies
Lappy on the radio! #Flyers
Heh. #Flyers are tied at 0-0. And losing 0-1. Double games!
@kmart93 Only 1 of the games, however.
@terilyns68 Yup. 1-0.
Subject: Your Amazon order of "Grand Theft Auto V" has shipped! YESSSSSSS
Fuck you twitter and your URL replacing bullshit.
@kmart93 Streaming only. And only to the "broadcast area."
Hahah Erat is a bitch. #Flyers
Is the other #Flyers game on somewhere?
Turning off twitter for the night because you fucks can't shut up about Breaking Bad...
Fucking delay. #NFL
Keep your head up Rinaldo. #Flyers
THIS STOALIE GUY SUCKS #NHL
LOL Eli throws into triple coverage. Again. #NFL
Thanks Lions. Really fucked me in the pick-em pool. #NFL
Score!!! Cousins! #Flyers tied it up
A little Gentleman Jack after that #Eagles game hits the spot...
WTF we fighting for in preseason? #Flyers
Poor Gus. #Flyers
That's 3! #Flyers
Well that looked like the #Flyers of last year....
LET'S GO #FLYERS!!!!!!
oh yeah, btw
The #Manningbowl is making me sleepy.
Hahahah Djac says "Gotta do a better job." #Eagles
hahaahha and the #Phillies are losing 11-2. Perfect!
annnnnnd I hate football again. #Eagles
The fuck are you doing?! #Eagles
Short pass coming.... #Eagles
It's over Johnny. #Eagles
No pressure, pass complete. Copy/paste time. #Eagles #2
No pressure, pass complete. Copy/paste time. #Eagles
No hope here, sorry. The D hasn't been able to stop anything. #Eagles
JFC that scared the hell out of me. Fucking wobble-ball. #Eagles tied, and the Chargers have WAY too much time.
GoingHard_inger That's unnecessary roughness on a lot of QBs...
Um. Yeah. Uh, run the ball? #Eagles
Ah crap. Nick Foles! #Eagles
Celeck and Vick come up gimpy. JFC. #Eagles
Don't score too quickly!
WOW. DJac dancing on the sideline. 1st down! #Eagles
VoiceOfThePhan That Henery missed FG is large.
The #Eagles can't sniff out a short pass to save their fucking lives.
Come on wtf, there is NO need for chains on that play. That's not even close. #Eagles
Just let them score and get it over with. #Eagles
That could well be the ballgame.
Fucking DJac. Calm your shit, man. #Eagles
Vick TD!!!! #Eagles
He threw it away! Holy shit he threw it away! #Eagles
Ertz! Run run run! #Eagles
And now Vick dives, LOL #EAgles
Dierdorf is such a dicknose. #Eagles
LOL that flop was pathetic hahaha #Eagles
LOL cool flop Rivers! #Eagles
3rd down. TD upcoming. #Eagles
Wide the fuck open. #Eealges
3rd and 7. Pass for 20? #Eages D is soft.
Ben Franklin D! #Eagles
False Start!! LOL Dunlap! #Eagles
No pressure on Rivers whatsoever. #Eagles
Chung watching Williams on that shit. #Eagles
You have got to be kidding me