The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

September 2013

robdelaney .@johnboehner If the shutdown allows even one poor little girl on dialysis to die, it will have been worth it.

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 10:57 PM, Sep 30th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

Watching @cspan because I am apparently into self torture.

via TweetCaster for Android

A Metallica movie? Really?

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daub.me/p/fd2cb - This guy on the History Channel is the friggin best.

via melloTwurl

PHSportsGoddess Excited about GTA V online.

via web (retweeted on 3:25 PM, Sep 30th, 2013 via web)

Good job ref. Why don't you just give the Patriots a TD? Total horseshit call.

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Lol Pouty Tom Brady. Looks like my 5 year old daughter when I say no.

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The Giants are going to run over the .

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It's also pretty cool how the run the same 3 run plays. The same fucking 3 plays.

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Might as well just throw in the towel. Save some face.

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Glad to see that heartless have completely given up. Shameless.

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This "exciting and fast paced" offense hasn't been either of that since the Washington game.

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Terrible. The haven't stopped a single play for a loss this half.

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This was fun while it lasted.

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15 yard penalty for bitch slapping a ref?

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What in the fucking fuck was that?

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Good pressure, still, almost no coverage.

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As long as the Broncos keep dropping passes and falling down, the are right in this!

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Fucking perfect. Just fucking perfect.

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Fjdjdjsjgkkjcjdj Celek catch that shit!

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Wes Welker is going to have 12 Tds today.

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No pressure whatsoever. Wide open. This game is going to be a long one.

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How is 2 Broke Girls still a show?

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The @TheAppleInc configurator to mass manage iPads is a complete mess. It went from almost working to being totally useless.

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Step 1, Drink.
Step 2, Play Grand Theft Auto until the sun comes up.
So far, things are going perfectly according to plan.

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This season is going to be absolutely brutal isn't it? And don't give me that "preseason" crap. This is pretty terrible.

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daub.me/p/d2b2f - Custom Pebble watch face.

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No Grand Theft Auto tonight. I need to get some friggin sleep.

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Wow. I just passed my 10 year anniversary.

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Led Zeppelin music day today. There, I've declared it.

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Ugh. is killing me.

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The best part of ? The in car banter. That shit is hilarious.

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Has Hugh Douglass lost his mind?

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sirensmetal Almost to 75,000 views! Share this with your friends :) youtube.com/watch?v=gJuU-z…

via web (retweeted on 10:30 PM, Sep 24th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

SCORE! Kimmo Blast!

via BitlBee

JFC that went in.

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@Zimbra upgrade to 8.0.5 was flawless as usual.

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There has to be someone better then Gus. The kid looks lost more then half the time.

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Wow. Giroux laying the wood.

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Woohoo penalty shot!

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Someone in the neighborhood has a WiFi SSID of "YankeesFan." I hope their house burns down.

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Wow. That was some great defense.

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Dad, The Joker is so rude.

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Seriously. This game is going to kill me. . 6am wakeup? It's going to be rough.

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Muhahhaha I gots the sub mother fuckers!

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YESSSSSSSSSSS. I PULLED THAT GUYS TOOTH OUT.

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YourAnonNews Chaos Computer Club Breaks Apple TouchID bit.ly/18lAI3U

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:16 PM, Sep 23rd, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

Ohhh, .27 is out. Somone please upgrade and let me know how it goes :)

via BitlBee

jasondaub @mellofone it's time, the last episode is next week

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:03 PM, Sep 22nd, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

Wow. 49ers are falling apart at the seams.

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@Pebble Welcome home. Let me be frank. Best. Device. Ever. I absolutely it.

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to Pebble

On the road to the cabin in Vermont.

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So much for going to bed early. Friggin might be ruining my life.

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Wonderful. Getting sick the night before I leave for the cabin in Vermont. Time to guzzle some

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has more cussing than a Quentin Tarantino movie.

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Upgraded all of my @Raspberry_Pi's to @OpenELEC 3.2. So far so good!

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This action packed game has me on the edge of my seat.

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@311Phillies Heh. It's not going well.

via web in reply to 311Phillies

Stayed up until 3:30am playing brick wall hits in 3, 2, 1...

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It's 3:19am. Just finished my first stretch of . Save game says I'm 11% completed. Damn you life sucking video games. 6am is early...

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Stole a car. Changed the radio. Phil Collins. I Don't Care. This fucking game rules.

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@powellnathanj hahaha you get the tow truck yet? Stupid fun!

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Now that's the type of shitty goals I've been missing!

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Come on UPS you are killing me.

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Guess what? The STILL can't clear their zone.

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daub.me/p/a103f - Yes. Fur in your mouth. Stop biting the cat.

via melloTwurl

GTA 5 "Out for delivery." UPS, bring it to me!

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Shootouts are still really, really stupid.

via BitlBee

Who? lose in the other shootout.

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McGinn scores!!! win in a SO!

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Double shootout!?!

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Any chance we can stop that fat guy from dancing at games? For real.

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That's a fumble folks.

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SCOREEEE!! Akeson!

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Toronto scores....

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Voracek scores!!!!!!

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I need a sammitch.

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Booooo. Big rebound and blammo.

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CLIFF LEE. 2 run single!

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Only so much you can do there Emery.

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DOM BROWN KILLS A GUY!

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3 penalties?!?! Wayne Train!

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look to be going down 2?

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Emery saves all!

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Oh snap, the other game is tied 1-1?

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Lol the Phanatic hits the deck.

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CHASE UTLEY YOU ARE THE MAN!!!!

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Lappy on the radio!

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Heh. are tied at 0-0. And losing 0-1. Double games!

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@kmart93 Only 1 of the games, however.

via BitlBee in reply to kmart93

Subject: Your Amazon order of "Grand Theft Auto V" has shipped! YESSSSSSS

via BitlBee

Fuck you twitter and your URL replacing bullshit.

via web

@kmart93 Streaming only. And only to the "broadcast area."

via BitlBee in reply to kmart93

Hahah Erat is a bitch.

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Is the other game on somewhere?

via BitlBee

PECCOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Turning off twitter for the night because you fucks can't shut up about Breaking Bad...

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Fucking delay.

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Keep your head up Rinaldo.

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THIS STOALIE GUY SUCKS

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LOL Eli throws into triple coverage. Again.

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Thanks Lions. Really fucked me in the pick-em pool.

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Score!!! Cousins! tied it up

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A little Gentleman Jack after that game hits the spot...

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WTF we fighting for in preseason?

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Well that looked like the of last year....

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oh yeah, btw

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The is making me sleepy.

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Hahahah Djac says "Gotta do a better job."

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hahaahha and the are losing 11-2. Perfect!

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annnnnnd I hate football again.

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The fuck are you doing?!

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Short pass coming....

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It's over Johnny.

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No pressure, pass complete. Copy/paste time. #2

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No pressure, pass complete. Copy/paste time.

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No hope here, sorry. The D hasn't been able to stop anything.

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JFC that scared the hell out of me. Fucking wobble-ball. tied, and the Chargers have WAY too much time.

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GoingHard_inger That's unnecessary roughness on a lot of QBs...

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:00 PM, Sep 15th, 2013 via BitlBee)

Um. Yeah. Uh, run the ball?

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Ah crap. Nick Foles!

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Celeck and Vick come up gimpy. JFC.

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Don't score too quickly!

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WOW. DJac dancing on the sideline. 1st down!

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VoiceOfThePhan That Henery missed FG is large.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:53 PM, Sep 15th, 2013 via BitlBee)

The can't sniff out a short pass to save their fucking lives.

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Come on wtf, there is NO need for chains on that play. That's not even close.

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Just let them score and get it over with.

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That could well be the ballgame.

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Fucking DJac. Calm your shit, man.

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He threw it away! Holy shit he threw it away!

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Ertz! Run run run!

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And now Vick dives, LOL

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Dierdorf is such a dicknose.

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LOL that flop was pathetic hahaha

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LOL cool flop Rivers!

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3rd down. TD upcoming.

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Wide the fuck open.

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3rd and 7. Pass for 20? D is soft.

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False Start!! LOL Dunlap!

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No pressure on Rivers whatsoever.

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Chung watching Williams on that shit.

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You have got to be kidding me

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