The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

August 2013

It's Michael Young. Don't expect much in return.

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Say what you want about Freaks and Geeks. But it's the best. Soundtrack. Ever. Ever.

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I took 5 year old Emily to 1 Reading Phils game. She just told me that she "really wants to back to Baseball Town." Love this kid.

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Valdes pitching for the . He still looks shitty.

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That was a beautifully thrown pass. My god.

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That's 318 pounds in your face.

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It was close, but he was clearly down. Take this "But the ruling on the field" shit out of it. The ruling on the field was wrong.

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Dammmmnnn. This Zwinak likes to lower the boom.

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Look at the guns on this ref.

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Well that was ugly.

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That was a stupid call/kick.

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Come on, that's clearly offsides!

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Holy shit, the came back and walked it off!

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LOL I liked it better when the game wasn't on.

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Nate Schierholtz homers. JFC

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Google shows it's 2-0 now. WTF?

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Wtf happened to the game?

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Finally got tweetnest to import all of my archived tweets to the server. Nice.

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Mayberry being Mayberry.

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@terilyns68 I think he's down in the first pretty much every game!

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Bye bye. Doc is already down 1.

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According to my personal weather station, it was raining at a rate of: 8.50 in/hr at 22:01. Good. LORD.

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Holy fucking shit rain. It just rained so hard and so fast that the neighbor's pool overflowed and flooded our back yards.

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Oh yeah, the game is on. Meh.

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Time to start living the High Life.

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Hey @twitter. That blue line? Terrible.

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For really Twitter. Don't you people work?

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3 hits. No runs. That's some serious suck.

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TheOrangeNBlack Madden came out today huh? That used to mean something when the games were good.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:06 PM, Aug 27th, 2013 via BitlBee)

@DennisDeitch And I love how all the team logos were removed from their pictures.

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Emily opens the door. "Dad, I have a banana." Closes the door and leaves. WTF kid?

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Ahhh, to be young and dumb again... Well. To be young again anyway.

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@mikedaub Told you so. And I'm guessing you weren't really "working."

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Double Derp.

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daub.me/p/5e0bd - Emily's first day of Kindergarten.

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What took me so long to watch Curb Your Enthusiasm?

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PhilUnionKevinK Brutal loss in all aspects tonight. Chance to go top of the table ends with a crushing loss and allows New England back into the picture.

via web (retweeted on 9:12 PM, Aug 25th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

Nice job ref. It should be tied at 2.

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Crap. I missed the equalizer.

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Bernardina continues to amaze.

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are just pouring it on now. Up 9-2 now.

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I love you Doc, but enough with the meatballs down the middle.

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levarburton The MILFS of NEXT GEN...
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Well this turned to shit pretty quickly.

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What the fiddle fuck are you swinging at?

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2 point conversion is good!

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Baldinger is such a no know nothing ass clown.

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LOL RT @Roose_TCL: Aaaaah Ruf, just the way your mother likes it, Trebek

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Wow. Casey Matthews did something besides pissing me off?

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Yeaaaahhh. I think I'm going to watch the now. Fucking

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ilovechooch How do I get a job as the Eagles cartoon card holder?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:34 PM, Aug 24th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

Wow, that was some kind of a shit show.

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Hahaha Cox could have killed him.

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What in the actual fuck was that?

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Babin can go eat a dog shit sandwich.

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Wow. Celek still bulldozing people.

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He slid! I think that was a slide?

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2 guys right there, wide the fuck open.

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Wow. The new Jags helmets are awful.

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Chase better call a certain someone Muff.

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Asche with a pretty respectable dip in. B-.

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Fire this guy. Kick him in the nuts. And fire him again.

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Cmon Ronald McDonald, put it in play.

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Feh. Ruf. Bad pitch to swing at.

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It's a little early for the drunk hiccups. Mother F.

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Cliff Lee .gif please?

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So apparently Murph getting douched with shaving cream is the new good luck charm?

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PLEASE show me Cliff Lee biting grass again.

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HOLY SHIT BASEBALL IS FUN AGAIN!!!!

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Dom. Brown. PLEASE Dom. Please.

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And I'm all out of beer.

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Cmon Chase. Show me something.

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Rollins hustle! Who woulda thunk?!

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Ohhh gooooood. Rollins is the 3rd out.

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Way to go new guy! You look like our old guys!

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TheBatman Ben Affleck officially cast as Batman in the Man of Steel sequel. For the first time in history, I kind of want Superman to win.

via web (retweeted on 10:05 PM, Aug 22nd, 2013 via BitlBee)

GirouxToTango If you're not a huge Batman fan, you don't truly understand why this news is horrible. Or you've never seen Daredevil. Shut it.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:57 PM, Aug 22nd, 2013 via BitlBee)

Any of you people remember when Affleck played Matt Murdock? No? Yeah, because it was that terrible.

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Ben Affleck. As Batman. Um. Yeah. That will be good. Great, actually. And the will win the World Series.

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Hey, look at that. It's raining again.

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the701level JASUN PETTERS playen 3 QUORTERS

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:15 PM, Aug 21st, 2013 via BitlBee)

Dangit! 2 broken DVDs in a row! @netflix

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"Authorities believe they know who left fetus in pub toilet." W T F?

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This is why we can't have nice things.

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I can't wait to see how they fuck this up.

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How does Dubee still have a job?

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First win for Ryno. I'll take a win anyway I can get it.

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nuclearuterus I needed some Tool right now youtube.com/watch?v=7Ajx-A…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:13 PM, Aug 18th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

sirensmetal Hello everyone, who wants a full length album?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:12 PM, Aug 18th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

PorkCenter PIGS WIN! Rupp with the go-ahead homer and Robles with the save as the IronPigs take it 4-3 in the 11th!!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:56 PM, Aug 17th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

royoswalt44net Best wishes to Charlie Manuel , one of the best mangers I've had .

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:30 PM, Aug 16th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

Great. I have to listen to RAJ again?

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mstairs12 Leaves a sick feeling in my stomach seeing this picture. pic.twitter.com/LE59cxiEEq

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:13 PM, Aug 16th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

Ugh. That picture of Charlie leaving breaks my heart. Shut up, there is something in my eye.

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Amarois a smug, egotistical, douche canoe that ran the team into the ground. Jerkoff.

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"I never quit nothing, and I didn't resign." Still love you Charlie.

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Thanks for the memories, Charlie...

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Are the replacement refs back in action?

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Jesus Christ Baldy put a glove on that hand and hide that finger. I just ate.

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Panotch douched up a story? You don't say...

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311Phillies Cary Williams is terrible... For someone who talks so much shit, he doesn't seem to back any of it up.

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Of course that just happened.

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Bud Light Lime a Rita are you serious?

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This was fun until. You know. The defense.

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Well he was about as wide open as you can get.

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Shady!! Holy hell was that pretty.

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I will only buy the new Madden if they promise this Chip Kelly playbook is included.

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Wtf is side arm slinging shit?

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@johntswope Alas, I did not. This may be blasphemous, but I can't stand Ozzy live for long. All he does is shout WAKE UP WAKE UP COME ON!

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Time for some old Black Sabbath...

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PorkCenter PIGS WIN!! COMPLETE GAME FROM TYLER CLOYD!! 4-1 is the final from A-Town. pic.twitter.com/yNDeE8OA2C

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:40 PM, Aug 14th, 2013 via BitlBee)

Hey Lannan, enjoy the DL. Again.

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HurkaDoesSports He walked the pitcher. He. Walked. The. Pitcher.

via web (retweeted on 9:33 PM, Aug 14th, 2013 via BitlBee)

Ths is going to be a long inning...

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2:12am and I'm still not tired. Tomorrow is going to SUCK.

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