It's Michael Young. Don't expect much in return. #Phillies
#BoiseState. Not so good.
Say what you want about Freaks and Geeks. But it's the best. Soundtrack. Ever. Ever.
I took 5 year old Emily to 1 Reading Phils game. She just told me that she "really wants to back to Baseball Town." Love this kid.
Valdes pitching for the #IronPigs. He still looks shitty.
That was a beautifully thrown pass. My god. #PSU
That's 318 pounds in your face. #PSU
It was close, but he was clearly down. Take this "But the ruling on the field" shit out of it. The ruling on the field was wrong. #PSU
He's down. #PSU
Dammmmnnn. This Zwinak likes to lower the boom. #PSU
Look at the guns on this ref. #PSU
Well that was ugly. #PSU
That was a stupid call/kick. #PSU
Come on, that's clearly offsides! #PSU
Holy shit, the #IronPigs came back and walked it off!
LOL I liked it better when the game wasn't on. #Phillies
Nate Schierholtz homers. JFC #Phillies
Google shows it's 2-0 now. WTF? #Phillies
Wtf happened to the #Phillies game?
Finally got tweetnest to import all of my archived tweets to the server. Nice.
Mayberry being Mayberry. #Phillies
@terilyns68 I think he's down in the first pretty much every game!
So NOT cuttered. #Phillies
Bye bye. Doc is already down 1. #Phillies
According to my personal weather station, it was raining at a rate of: 8.50 in/hr at 22:01. Good. LORD.
Holy fucking shit rain. It just rained so hard and so fast that the neighbor's pool overflowed and flooded our back yards.
Heh Wtf was that? #Eagles
Oh yeah, the #Eagles game is on. Meh.
Time to start living the High Life.
Hey @twitter. That blue line? Terrible.
For really Twitter. Don't you people work?
3 hits. No runs. That's some serious suck. #Phillies
TheOrangeNBlack Madden came out today huh? That used to mean something when the games were good.
@DennisDeitch And I love how all the team logos were removed from their pictures.
Oh for Shits sake.
Emily opens the door. "Dad, I have a banana." Closes the door and leaves. WTF kid?
Ahhh, to be young and dumb again... Well. To be young again anyway.
@mikedaub Told you so. And I'm guessing you weren't really "working."
Double Derp. #Phillies
daub.me/p/5e0bd - Emily's first day of Kindergarten.
@jasondaub No need to get upset.
What took me so long to watch Curb Your Enthusiasm?
PhilUnionKevinK Brutal loss in all aspects tonight. Chance to go top of the table ends with a crushing loss and allows New England back into the picture.
Nice job ref. It should be tied at 2. #Union
Crap. I missed the equalizer. #Union
That was pathetic. #Union
Roy gets the win! #Phillies
Bernardina continues to amaze. #Phillies
#Phillies are just pouring it on now. Up 9-2 now.
Damn. What a catch Bernie! #Phillies
I love you Doc, but enough with the meatballs down the middle. #Phillies
Feels like a loss. #Phillies
Damn. New guy. #Phillies
Dammed high fastball again. #Phillies
Bam. 4 6 3. #Phillies
Well this turned to shit pretty quickly. #Phillies
What the fiddle fuck are you swinging at? #Phillies
Heh. It's up to Mayberry. #Phillies
Damn. Asche has some sauce. #Phillies
2 point conversion is good! #Eagles
TD #Eagles! 99 yard drive.
Baldinger is such a no know nothing ass clown. #Eagles
LOL RT @Roose_TCL: Aaaaah Ruf, just the way your mother likes it, Trebek
Ruf gets the curtain call. #Phillies
False. Start. #Eagles
At least he didn't fumble. #Eagles
Wow. Casey Matthews did something besides pissing me off? #Eagles
Lol fucking holding. #Eagles
No goot. #Eagles
ilovechooch How do I get a job as the Eagles cartoon card holder?
Wait, what? Lol. #Eagles
Lol. What a shit show. #Eagles
Wow, that was some kind of a shit show. #Eagles
Face mask! Dirty kicker. #Eagles
Hahaha Cox could have killed him. #Eagles
What a friggin catch. #Eagles
What in the actual fuck was that? #Eagles
Babin can go eat a dog shit sandwich. #Eagles
Special Teams are special. #Eagles
Wow. Celek still bulldozing people. #Eagles
He slid! I think that was a slide? #Eagles
Wtf Garcia. #Phillies
Wow. McCoy. #Eagles
2 guys right there, wide the fuck open. #Eagles
Wow. The new Jags helmets are awful.
Good Lord this defense. #Eagles
Chase better call a certain someone Muff. #Phillies
A walk off walk! #Phillies win!
F words. Lots of F words. #Phillies
Asche with a pretty respectable dip in. B-. #Phillies
Cool job Mayberry. #Phillies
Fire this guy. Kick him in the nuts. And fire him again. #Phillies
Cmon Ronald McDonald, put it in play. #Phillies
Feh. Ruf. Bad pitch to swing at. #Phillies
It's a little early for the drunk hiccups. Mother F.
@GirouxToTango That's baaaaaad news....
Cliff Lee .gif please?
So apparently Murph getting douched with shaving cream is the new good luck charm? #Phillies
PLEASE show me Cliff Lee biting grass again. #Phillies
HOLY SHIT BASEBALL IS FUN AGAIN!!!! #Phillies
Dom. Brown. PLEASE Dom. Please. #Phillies
And I'm all out of beer. #Phillies
Cmon Chase. Show me something. #Phillies
ANGEL DUST #Phillies
Rollins hustle! Who woulda thunk?! #Phillies
Ohhh gooooood. Rollins is the 3rd out. #Phillies
Way to go new guy! You look like our old guys! #Phillies
TheBatman Ben Affleck officially cast as Batman in the Man of Steel sequel. For the first time in history, I kind of want Superman to win.
GirouxToTango If you're not a huge Batman fan, you don't truly understand why this news is horrible. Or you've never seen Daredevil. Shut it.
Any of you people remember when Affleck played Matt Murdock? No? Yeah, because it was that terrible.
Ben Affleck. As Batman. Um. Yeah. That will be good. Great, actually. And the #Phillies will win the World Series.
Hey, look at that. It's raining again.
The #Phillies signed who?
the701level JASUN PETTERS playen 3 QUORTERS
JFC the #Phillies suck
Dangit! 2 broken DVDs in a row! @netflix
Oh, it's Miller time.
"Authorities believe they know who left fetus in pub toilet." W T F?
SIT YOUR ASS DOWN! #Phillies win!
Haha sucker. #Phillies
Great. Papelbon. #Phillies
This is why we can't have nice things. #Phillies
Sweet Christ Garcia sucks. #Phillies
94 on the gun. Not bad. #Phillies
I'll take it. A runs a run. #Phillies
I can't wait to see how they fuck this up. #Phillies
How does Dubee still have a job? #Phillies
First win for Ryno. I'll take a win anyway I can get it. #Phillies
sirensmetal Hello everyone, who wants a full length album?
That was terrible. #Soul
royoswalt44net Best wishes to Charlie Manuel , one of the best mangers I've had .
Great. I have to listen to RAJ again? #Phillies
Ugh. That picture of Charlie leaving breaks my heart. Shut up, there is something in my eye. #Phillies
Amarois a smug, egotistical, douche canoe that ran the team into the ground. Jerkoff. #Phillies
"I never quit nothing, and I didn't resign." Still love you Charlie. #Phillies
Thanks for the memories, Charlie... #Phillies
Are the replacement refs back in action? #Eagles
Wow, Boykin. #Eagles
Jesus Christ Baldy put a glove on that hand and hide that finger. I just ate. #Eagles
DJac hustle. #Eagles
Panotch douched up a story? You don't say... #Flyers
Nice job Williams. #Eagles
Of course that just happened. #Eagles
Blah holding. #Eagles
Bud Light Lime a Rita are you serious?
This was fun until. You know. The defense. #Eagles
Well he was about as wide open as you can get. #Eagles
Foles rushing touchdown! #Eagles
Shady!! Holy hell was that pretty. #Eagles
Jfc don't run that. #Eagles
I will only buy the new Madden if they promise this Chip Kelly #Eagles playbook is included.
Wtf is side arm slinging shit? #Eagles
Look at the protection! #Eagles
@johntswope Alas, I did not. This may be blasphemous, but I can't stand Ozzy live for long. All he does is shout WAKE UP WAKE UP COME ON!
Time for some old Black Sabbath...
Hey Lannan, enjoy the DL. Again. #Phillies
HurkaDoesSports He walked the pitcher. He. Walked. The. Pitcher.
Ths is going to be a long inning... #Phillies
2:12am and I'm still not tired. Tomorrow is going to SUCK.