So last night's game was just a flash in the pan, eh? #Phillies
I love you Chooch, but I have NO IDEA what you are saying. #Phillies
Good guys win! 8 game losing streak is over! #Phillies beat the Giants 7-3.
Cannonball Run mention! #Phillies
Good to see Pence is still a total spaz. #Phillies
The fuck, Ump? #Phillies
mrsloctastic If it comes to it, please let the boos reign down on Papelbon. Please.
Pop up by Asche. He will fit in nicely. #Phillies
Mayberry with an RBI double! #Phillies up 7-3!
BOOM! Michael Young goes DEEP! #Phillies
JPop. It was deep, but it was still a JPop. #Phillies
Argh, #Union stream just took a dump.
Come on Ump. Wake the fuck up. #Phillies
FARGLE BARGLE. #Phillies
How long does it take for adderall to kick in? #Phillies
Please, go to commercial already. #phillies
Uncle June! #Phillies
Thanks Chooch. #Phillies
LOL walk in a run. #Phillies up 1!
Tied up baby!! Buy Buy Buy!!! #Phillies
Oooo fa. Strikeout Ruf. #Phillies
The #Phillies are losing. Water is wet.
Hey Panama. Be men here for Christ's sake. #USMNT
Come on!!!! JFC Ref. #USMNT
Terrible, TERRIBLE call. Absolute horseshit. #USMNT
UGH. Right in the ballbag. UGH. #USMNT
mk_27 beckerman playing the ol' "why ya hittin' yourself?"
MOVE YOUR ASS REF! #USMNT
#USMNT here we go!
@E0WIII That's the only explanation.
LOL 8 Unearned runs in the 6th. #Phillies
Can anyone think of any reason why Dubee still has a job? #Phillies
#Phillies go home, you're drunk. And you suck.
LOL. Forget this shit. #Phillies
LOL Ruf, nice throw too. Just throw in the towel boys. #Phillies
LOLOLOL DORF #Phillies
This shouldn't take long to fall completely apart. #Phillies
Sump pump don't fail me now...
Wow, that was some serious rain. Holy shit.
Not one. Fucking. Run. #Phillies
@mikedaub It was the 90s. Everything had mullets on it.
15 minute power brown out at work. Just wonderful for the equipment. Frick.
#XenServer rolling pool upgrade complete. All server blades are now running 6.2!
#XenServer 6.2 Rolling Pool Upgrade. Ready? Here we go!
Great. The #Phillies get swept.
@mikedaub Heh, one is named Dork.
@mikedaub Golf too probably.
Dorf on Baseball. #Phillies
Great debut kid. #Phillies
Yay, a run! #Phillies
So much for this game. #Phillies
I'm supposed to wake up tomorrow at 5. Not so sure that will happen.
daub.me/p/a6c2d - The 2 year old knows what a Jeep is for.
OMG IT IS 11 TO FUCKING 3?!?!?!?!!? #Phillies
Oh, the #Phillies are losing? Oh.
@kmart93 Windows 8 makes my head want to explode, however.
@kmart93 But you know, a lot cheaper.
@kmart93 Heh, it looks like a Mac!
Actual sleep time: 2hrs 56min. Grreeeaaaatttt
Holy shit rain.
Day 5 of "omg my knuckles are swollen and my hand is friggin killing me." Can't wait for more!
RIP Ryan Braun
Lee? Hello? #Phillies
Heh. Cole. #Phillies
A Jimmy Rollins home run? About time. #Phillies
11 runs in 3 innings. You know what this means. Scoreless in the next 4 games. At least. #Phillies
Orange is the New Black is pretty good. I'll watch more...
My 2 year old son has laser like precision for hitting me in the crotch. It's quite amazing. Ouch.
Wings on Netflix streaming. Yesssssssssssssss
daub.me/p/edd14 - What a mess.
I have to stop working. It's late enough now. My eyes are going to pop out of my head soon.
@jasondaub Hard to do with a desk job.
I'm fried. Time to go home.
@VOReilly_ That's always the best time! I just did the same a few months back. Kicked myself that it took so long to watch.
@VOReilly_ First time or a re-watch?
Matty Jr, the 2 year old, is a real trooper. Falls out of bed, doesn't even wake the boy. Rolls over and keeps on snoozing.
Obligatory OMFG it's hot tweet.
OMG Hexy is back! #Flyers
Hahaha Grandma's Boy.
Cole rips one down the line! #Phillies
Put your pouty face away, Cole. #Phillies
The arcade claw game. Sorry, it is still fun.
Winnnnnnnnnner! Walk that shit off! #Phillies
De. Fense. #Phillies
Oh Jfc #Phillies
Oh Diekman is in? This shouldn't take long. #Phillies
Hey Chase, that was horrible. #Phillies
"The Train is moving." Wait, what? #Phillies
daub.me/p/4c510 - Weeee rides.
Suck it Jimmy. #Phillies
I'm officially at the Jersey shore.
I'd complain, but who would listen?
DadBoner A "few" cold ones can sometimes mean "12 or more" cold ones. Depends on the notion you'd like to convey to a loved one or authority figure.
wilw I guess I don’t know what *anything* means anymore, living in this crazy post-sharknado world.
@jsaquella Maybe the beach is closer?
Looks like I'm headed to Wildwood tomorrow. It's been a LONG time.
I'm embarrassed to say that I just now pulled NHL13 out of the box.
Lol Nats btw. #Phillies
Punk Floyd's One of These Days as the closing song for a Sopranos episode. Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
Argh. Friggin power just flickered. Dammmmmmmit.
Well that was a great #Phillies game.
I kind of hate grub anymore...
Time to upgrade the home server. Please Linux Gods, be kind.
I have one of those brain-leaking-out-of-my-ears kind of headaches...
@jasondaub Which plugin?
@jasondaub That doesn't sound on the up and up to me.
@jasondaub Wtf channel is this shit on?
JoeYerdonPHT Today’s sad admittance: I recognized a church here in Philly because of Assassins Creed 3.
On to season 6. The great 2013 Sopranos rewatch continues!
Great. I'm addicted to this Fitbit Flex. I forget it for a single day and I feel that the whole day was a total waste. #StatsGeek
Bastardo should high five Mayberry in line, then kick him right in the berries. #Phillies
Wooooooooo winner! #Phillies
Well I don't think that was a strike. #Phillies
Die in a fire Mayberry. #Phillies
Wtf looked like Mayberry was jogging! #Phillies
Bastardo to close. God help us all. #Phillies
@DavidCottingham Now I feel like a jerk! The ISO was corrupt. Re-checking the MD5 verified that. Redownloaded and I'm good. Thanks!
Winner winner! Gru goes 8 scoreless, #Phillies beat the Nats.
At least fucking Werth didn't jack one there. But still. #Phillies
RIP Ryan Howard. #Phillies
Can't sleep. Waking up early for work is going to SUCK.
#Phillies win to take 2 of 3 versus the Braves. Winner!
daub.me/p/59860 - Matty loves the woods.
@DavidCottingham I'm on vacation with limited connectivity. I will certainly do so upon my return. Thanks a million!
Ahhhh, camping. This is the life. Except for setting everything up in a crazy downpour.
@DavidCottingham BL465c Gen8. Works great with 6.1 + updates.
F U Delmon. #Phillies
terilyns68 Yup, getting drunk
@DavidCottingham Looks like I have hardware that is not on the HCL list, so it never found a root device during boot. Brand new HP blade!
I see Gru is on the mound. Where the heck is Dr. Nefario? #Phillies
Am I still the only person with a Niittymaki jersey? #Flyers
Well that #XenServer upgrade didn't work. Like, at ALL.
I seriously can't wait until the @LVPhantoms move. Phantoms hockey just minutes away...
I love you DeFratus, but I have NO fucking idea what you are going on about... #Phillies
Ok, here we go, Pap time. #Phillies
Nice job Mayberry. #Phillies
Cool catch bro. #Phillies
SIT. YOUR. ASS. DOWN!!!!!! #Phillies
Upgrading XenServer to the new 6.2 on the test cluster. Hey @XenServerArmy, is a license server required for free installs?
HHAHAHA EAT SHIFT! #Phillies
GOT HIM!!! DOM HOSEEEEEEE. #Phillies
Good try big boy. #Phillies
Yeah, this Diekman has REAL good stuff Sarge. #Phillies
Solo shot. Whatchagonnado. #Phillies
0-0 in the 6th? This should end well, eh? #Phillies
RealRocket22 Love you smart asses bury me with the mistake. Love it
Meh, I don't mind the Vinny signing. Makes me really wonder what is next? #Flyers
And losing. Constantly. RT @Ecurt17: Its like Paul Holmgren is playing GM Mode on NHL13
Maybe I should get some sleep?
@mikedaub Bite me.
@mikedaub Yup. Found one in stock in Hershey. Snatched it right up.
@adimike55 Love it. Greatest thing ever for a stats/numbers nerd. Seems fairly accurate too.
This Fitbit has really taught me one thing: I sleep like shit.
I just ordered 3 more @Raspberry_Pi's. This is getting out of hand.