The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

July 2013

So last night's game was just a flash in the pan, eh?

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I love you Chooch, but I have NO IDEA what you are saying.

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Good guys win! 8 game losing streak is over! beat the Giants 7-3.

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Cannonball Run mention!

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Good to see Pence is still a total spaz.

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mrsloctastic If it comes to it, please let the boos reign down on Papelbon. Please.

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Pop up by Asche. He will fit in nicely.

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Mayberry with an RBI double! up 7-3!

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BOOM! Michael Young goes DEEP!

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JPop. It was deep, but it was still a JPop.

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Argh, stream just took a dump.

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Come on Ump. Wake the fuck up.

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How long does it take for adderall to kick in?

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CHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHHHHHH!!!

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Please, go to commercial already.

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LOL walk in a run. up 1!

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Tied up baby!! Buy Buy Buy!!!

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Oooo fa. Strikeout Ruf.

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The are losing. Water is wet.

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2013 Gold Cup woooo! USA USA USA

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Hey Panama. Be men here for Christ's sake.

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GOOOOOOOOOOAOAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!

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Come on!!!! JFC Ref.

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Terrible, TERRIBLE call. Absolute horseshit.

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UGH. Right in the ballbag. UGH.

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mk_27 beckerman playing the ol' "why ya hittin' yourself?"

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MOVE YOUR ASS REF!

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@E0WIII That's the only explanation.

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LOL 8 Unearned runs in the 6th.

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Can anyone think of any reason why Dubee still has a job?

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go home, you're drunk. And you suck.

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LOL. Forget this shit.

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LOL Ruf, nice throw too. Just throw in the towel boys.

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Argh, is on at 4. Looks like I'll have to suffer through the a little more

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F this game, the soccer match is on.

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This shouldn't take long to fall completely apart.

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Sump pump don't fail me now...

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Wow, that was some serious rain. Holy shit.

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@mikedaub It was the 90s. Everything had mullets on it.

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15 minute power brown out at work. Just wonderful for the equipment. Frick.

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rolling pool upgrade complete. All server blades are now running 6.2!

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6.2 Rolling Pool Upgrade. Ready? Here we go!

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Great. The get swept.

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@mikedaub Heh, one is named Dork.

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Dorf on Baseball.

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I'm supposed to wake up tomorrow at 5. Not so sure that will happen.

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daub.me/p/a6c2d - The 2 year old knows what a Jeep is for.

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OMG IT IS 11 TO FUCKING 3?!?!?!?!!?

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Oh, the are losing? Oh.

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USA USA Wins 3-1.

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@playontv + @XBMC + @Raspberry_Pi = OMG awesome. Netflix and Amazon Prime Video is a snap!

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@kmart93 Windows 8 makes my head want to explode, however.

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@kmart93 But you know, a lot cheaper.

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Actual sleep time: 2hrs 56min. Grreeeaaaatttt

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Day 5 of "omg my knuckles are swollen and my hand is friggin killing me." Can't wait for more!

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adimike55 got off on technicality last time,celebrated like he was vindicated, & now players union congratulates him 4 coming clean? BWHAHAHAH

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RIP Ryan Braun

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A Jimmy Rollins home run? About time.

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11 runs in 3 innings. You know what this means. Scoreless in the next 4 games. At least.

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Orange is the New Black is pretty good. I'll watch more...

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My 2 year old son has laser like precision for hitting me in the crotch. It's quite amazing. Ouch.

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Wings on Netflix streaming. Yesssssssssssssss

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I have to stop working. It's late enough now. My eyes are going to pop out of my head soon.

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@jasondaub Hard to do with a desk job.

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@mikedaub @jasondaub That's a little tight fitting for my liking.

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I'm fried. Time to go home.

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@VOReilly_ That's always the best time! I just did the same a few months back. Kicked myself that it took so long to watch.

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Matty Jr, the 2 year old, is a real trooper. Falls out of bed, doesn't even wake the boy. Rolls over and keeps on snoozing.

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Obligatory OMFG it's hot tweet.

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Cole rips one down the line!

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Put your pouty face away, Cole.

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The arcade claw game. Sorry, it is still fun.

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Winnnnnnnnnner! Walk that shit off!

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Oh Diekman is in? This shouldn't take long.

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Hey Chase, that was horrible.

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"The Train is moving." Wait, what?

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I'm officially at the Jersey shore.

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I'd complain, but who would listen?

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DadBoner A "few" cold ones can sometimes mean "12 or more" cold ones. Depends on the notion you'd like to convey to a loved one or authority figure.

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wilw I guess I don’t know what *anything* means anymore, living in this crazy post-sharknado world.

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Looks like I'm headed to Wildwood tomorrow. It's been a LONG time.

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I'm embarrassed to say that I just now pulled NHL13 out of the box.

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Punk Floyd's One of These Days as the closing song for a Sopranos episode. Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

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Argh. Friggin power just flickered. Dammmmmmmit.

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Well that was a great game.

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I kind of hate grub anymore...

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Time to upgrade the home server. Please Linux Gods, be kind.

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I have one of those brain-leaking-out-of-my-ears kind of headaches...

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@jasondaub That doesn't sound on the up and up to me.

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JoeYerdonPHT Today’s sad admittance: I recognized a church here in Philly because of Assassins Creed 3.

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On to season 6. The great 2013 Sopranos rewatch continues!

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Great. I'm addicted to this Fitbit Flex. I forget it for a single day and I feel that the whole day was a total waste.

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Bastardo should high five Mayberry in line, then kick him right in the berries.

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Well I don't think that was a strike.

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Wtf looked like Mayberry was jogging!

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Bastardo to close. God help us all.

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@DavidCottingham Now I feel like a jerk! The ISO was corrupt. Re-checking the MD5 verified that. Redownloaded and I'm good. Thanks!

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Winner winner! Gru goes 8 scoreless, beat the Nats.

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At least fucking Werth didn't jack one there. But still.

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Can't sleep. Waking up early for work is going to SUCK.

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win to take 2 of 3 versus the Braves. Winner!

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daub.me/p/59860 - Matty loves the woods.

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Estebomb Looking good Pettibone pic.twitter.com/tzg2kFvP26

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@DavidCottingham I'm on vacation with limited connectivity. I will certainly do so upon my return. Thanks a million!

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Ahhhh, camping. This is the life. Except for setting everything up in a crazy downpour.

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terilyns68 Yup, getting drunk

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@DavidCottingham Looks like I have hardware that is not on the HCL list, so it never found a root device during boot. Brand new HP blade!

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I see Gru is on the mound. Where the heck is Dr. Nefario?

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Am I still the only person with a Niittymaki jersey?

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Well that upgrade didn't work. Like, at ALL.

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I seriously can't wait until the @LVPhantoms move. Phantoms hockey just minutes away...

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theHouseofStark The might leave Phoenix? Who gives a fuck the got tonight

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I love you DeFratus, but I have NO fucking idea what you are going on about...

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Ok, here we go, Pap time.

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Nice job Mayberry.

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SIT. YOUR. ASS. DOWN!!!!!!

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Upgrading XenServer to the new 6.2 on the test cluster. Hey @XenServerArmy, is a license server required for free installs?

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HHAHAHA EAT SHIFT!

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GOT HIM!!! DOM HOSEEEEEEE.

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Good try big boy.

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Yeah, this Diekman has REAL good stuff Sarge.

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Solo shot. Whatchagonnado.

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0-0 in the 6th? This should end well, eh?

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RealRocket22 Love you smart asses bury me with the mistake. Love it

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Meh, I don't mind the Vinny signing. Makes me really wonder what is next?

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And losing. Constantly. RT @Ecurt17: Its like Paul Holmgren is playing GM Mode on NHL13

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Maybe I should get some sleep?

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Jacen736 Cameron Rupp drills a 2 run homer! @IronPigs up 4-0

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:02 PM, Jul 1st, 2013 via web)

@mikedaub Yup. Found one in stock in Hershey. Snatched it right up.

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@adimike55 Love it. Greatest thing ever for a stats/numbers nerd. Seems fairly accurate too.

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This Fitbit has really taught me one thing: I sleep like shit.

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I was just thinking, "you know what this team really needs? An enforcer!"

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I just ordered 3 more @Raspberry_Pi's. This is getting out of hand.

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