Feh. Double Feh. #Phillies
Dommy triple! #Phillies
Lolollolol #Phillies tie the game!
Popup coming... #Phillies
Jesus ballsack! #Phillies
Fuck you Frandsen! #Phillies
5 year old Emily tells me, "Dad I love the #Flyers because you love the Flyers."
Give me a minute. There is something in my eye.
Hrm, maybe one more Sopranos episode before bed...
16 runs on 20 hits? Again, I say, holy shit. #Phillies
12 runs? Holy shit #Phillies
Well fuck. Just fuck. Who didn't see that coming? #Phillies
Ugh. Penalty kicks.
Man, could I use a nap.
Back from vacation. The Sopranos rewatch continues!
GirouxToTango Twitter would've been fun during the O.J Simpson trial and bronco chase.
I'm exhausted. Vacation is way more work than work.
It's Texas. Texas. Which one of you is suprised?
robdelaney Eat a fuck of shit, Texas legislature. Wendy Davis is a hero.
daub.me/p/ff415 - Pool time.
I think I need to design a little media system for my travel trailer. Maybe a small wifi router and a @Raspberry_Pi? Sounds like a plan.
@mikedaub We saw the movie. In a theater. Come on kid.
No more Bryz! #Flyers
@mikedaub The what?
@mikedaub No. It's 93 degrees here. Too hot for the park with the rug rats. We went to the movies!
Monsters University time!
daub.me/p/fe965 - Riding mini Thomas the Train.
Someone text me if he falls.
7-0 versus the Mets? Hey #Phillies, you suck.
Vacation has officially started.
@Zomboy_music Where can I buy your music that insures you the highest profit margin? It's totally worth whatever I have to pay.
Cole Hamels is going to hang himself isn't he? #Phillies
Honestly, I kind of don't care. Like, at all.
A neighbor came by to talk because he saw my weather station on Weather Underground. Sweet!
Travel trailer is inspected and ready to rock. Now, we just need to pack it full of crap we never use. Yay camping!
@powellnathanj Hurry up and buy The Last Of Us and tell me if I should buy it too.
Fart noise. Suck it. #Phillies
Yay a hit! #Phillies
Thanks ump. Go die in a fire. #Phillies
GoingHard_inger That ump can eat a satchel full of dicks, what a horrible non-strike call. Cost a strikeout, game-winning grand slam came soon after
2 out of 3 ain't bad #Phillies
That's TERRIBLE. #Phillies
The fuck? #Phillies
Hahahaah Werth. #Phillies
Well that was just great. #Phillies
Oh Mini Mart. This keeps getting better and better doesn't it? #Phillies
Oh good, Adams. This shouldn't take long to flush. #Phillies
Howard walked? Inconceivable! #Phillies
Hahaha Revere YOU SUCK. #Phillies
Dude, I need some chips.
Make that Stinko Ocho btw. #Phillies
Ocho Stinko. #Phillies
BTW, who didn't see that shit coming. Dammit to shit Werth. #Phillies
Sweet friggin Jesus. #Phillies
SIT. DOWN. One out to go. #Phillies
LOL Papelbon crouch. #Phillies
Papelbon, KICK SAVE! #Phillies
hahahahahahahaha wtf was that? #Phillies
Looks like it is soon time to start the Great Sopranos Rewatch of 2013.
OK Pap. Let's get this over quick. #Phillies
Whew. Lucky Bastard. O. #Phillies
Nooo!! Not Bastardo!! #Phillies
KK gets a K. #Phillies
Delmon Young throws like my 5 year old daughter. #Phillies
Kendrick is back baby! #Phillies
Lol @ James Gandofini's Wikipedia page under death:
"Bullshoot, he's still doin' it, bigger and better playboy."
Heh. Cliff Lee playing with a chew tin. #Phillies
Morganti just mentioned Tim Thomas. Please God. Please God no. #Flyers
The NBA is kind of shitty. Is hockey on somewhere?
ShawnTHW And this is why I hate the NBA.
Cmon, that's a foul.
thesulk And, for a moment, Miami was Allentown.
That was pathetic.
Oh. My. God.
OMG he missed.
hahaha "We are going to Brazil!!!" chants. #USMNT
Weeeee. #Phillies win. Suck it Nats!
Hit the showers Werth. #Phillies
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Come on ump. Maybe a little high, but shh. #Phillies
I bet Howard is sucking some wind at third... #Phillies
RUN HOWARD RUN!!! A triple!!! #Phillies
HAND BALL HAND BALL!!!! HORSESHIT!!!! #USMNT
GRRRRRRRR. BARELY offsides. #USMNT
Annnnnnd Jimmy pops up. #Phillies
Sit DOWN fool! #Phillies
SAFE!!! Frandsen!!!! #Phillies
JFC are you serious? #Phillies
Cmon Chubs, pork this bitch. #Phillies
AHHHHH SHIT FUCK DAMN ASS BALLS. #Phillies
Oooof. Swining for the fence... #Phillies
Cmon Dom. Cmon. #Phillies
LawGoalie29 Werth looks befuddled. That pleases me.
Michael Young did something? #Phillies
My home directory is really getting out of control...
ARGH WTF AT LAST RT #Flyers
Great. Flash flood warnings. Let's see if my weather station can keep up.
I hate remote server reboots. Always makes my left eye twitch like a mother.
Oh good, now Papelbon shit the bed too. #Phillies
I see the #Phillies offense is on vacation again.
Another walk off for the #IronPigs.
Ugh. Ruf gets caught in a pickle. #IronPigs
Chooch scores! Damn, Overbeck just a few feet away from a grand slam. #IronPigs
Wicked wrister. Boston wins. #NHL
Why do I want Boston to win the cup? I absolutely cannot stand the asshole Chicago fans cheering through the national anthem. #NHL
Jimmmmmy! RBI single and the #Phillies take the lead!
Tied up! #Phillies
Good Lord. #Phillies
I see the #Phillies are doing well.
16 hits and 3 runs. Jfc. #Phillies
Sit. Down. Bitch ass.. #Phillies
Ben Revere is the worst. #Phillies
Delmon Young can go screw. #Phillies
#Phillies have left 10 on base through 5 innings. Jfc someone shoot me.
I was just ready to leave the office and the sky opens up. Terrific.
#Phillies, I hate you.
zackwhittaker RLRT, a friend's friend on iOS 7 user interface: "Steve Jobs wouldnt allow this. The kids are running the school without a headmaster."
Already .98 inches of rain since midnight and this party is just getting started. Thanks Linux weather station!
At the Reading Fighting Phillies morning game!
Why isn't Pink Floyd The Wall in Blu Ray? Jfc someone fix this.
thephilsblunt If your teams introduction music isn't by The Alan Parsons Project, don't bother.
@kmart93 oh boy. Sounds like a loooong night.
@kmart93 Lol. I hope you have rewatched it since then. My guess is you may have missed some of it.
Sin City is such a good flick. Time to rewatch.
9 runs? Jfc #Phillies
Sigh. This fucking team. #Phillies
I see the #Phillies are doing great again.
And they get NOTHING. #Phillies
Delmon Young can go fuck a goat. #Phillies
Yeah. Good managing. I guess it's tough to manage a shit ass pen though... #Phillies
Wtf Stutes? That was terrible. #Phillies
Wtf Michael Young. #Phillies
No one touches the trophy. #NHLPlayoffs
Switched back to the #Phillies. Wtf happened?
hexer611 Yeah I dislike the Bruins but damn it's great to watch them sweep he pens.
BroadStBull Bruins sweep Pens, who scored a total of two goals in 4 games.
YESSSSSSSSSSS suck it Pens! #NHLPlayoffs
1:57 away from Pens fans eating a huge pile of shit. #NHLPlayoffs
OMG breakaway too high. #NHLPlayoffs
That's top shelf filthy. #NHLPlayoffs
#Phillies win. 5 in a row!
Sit down, bitch. #Phillies
Wtf, does Papelbon still have the shits? #Phillies
Oh good, Bastardo is up in the pen. #Phillies
It's been too long since I've had a gas station slurpee.
@krazylegz Nothing other then backyard brawl-fests, no...
WTF there are no blue lines in inline hockey?
@mikedaub It has to be better then the Pens winning. HAS to be.
Wow, I passed out EARLY last night. Looks like I missed the end of the Bruins/Pens game. Bruins win in double OT? NICE!
little_chicka I like Supertramp
Mini Mart 2 run homer. Wow, he lives! #IronPigs
Dammit, I leave my desk for just a few minutes and I miss the end of the game. Figures. #Phillies
BTW, Dom Brown FTW. #Phillies
Ugh, he may have taken that off the applebag too. Take your time buddy. Nothing worse then a slider to the pillbag. #Phillies
Come on ump, shake it off already. #Phillies
@krazylegz And you wanted to go to sleep!
Hahaha Mayberry trots home, Galvis kicks him in the ass as he crosses the plate. #Phillies
GOOOOOONNNNEEEEEEE!!!! GRAND SLAM WALK OFF MAYBERRY HOLY SHITCAKES!!! #Phillies
This is going 18 innings isn't it. #Phillies
Hey TMAC. STFU with the yelling! #Phillies
Hahah #Phillies fans are now going to booooo at EVERYTHING.
Come on Stutes wtf? #Phillies
PS - Fox Pro Databases. You can go ahead and kiss my ASS. That is all.
GOOOOOONNNNEEEEEE!!!! Maryberry ties this bitch up!!! #Phillies
Jesus Christ that was fun. #Phillies
Crud. #Phillies. Free baseball!
Still looks like complete horseshit to me. #Phillies
The bad news is that Howard is still at the plate. #Phillies