The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

June 2013

5 year old Emily tells me, "Dad I love the because you love the Flyers."

Give me a minute. There is something in my eye.

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Hrm, maybe one more Sopranos episode before bed...

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16 runs on 20 hits? Again, I say, holy shit.

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Well fuck. Just fuck. Who didn't see that coming?

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Ugh. Penalty kicks.

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Man, could I use a nap.

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Back from vacation. The Sopranos rewatch continues!

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GirouxToTango Twitter would've been fun during the O.J Simpson trial and bronco chase.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:29 PM, Jun 26th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

I'm exhausted. Vacation is way more work than work.

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It's Texas. Texas. Which one of you is suprised?

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robdelaney Eat a fuck of shit, Texas legislature. Wendy Davis is a hero.

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 11:09 PM, Jun 25th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

I think I need to design a little media system for my travel trailer. Maybe a small wifi router and a @Raspberry_Pi? Sounds like a plan.

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@mikedaub We saw the movie. In a theater. Come on kid.

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to mikedaub

@mikedaub No. It's 93 degrees here. Too hot for the park with the rug rats. We went to the movies!

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Monsters University time!

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daub.me/p/fe965 - Riding mini Thomas the Train.

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Testing twurl.

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Someone text me if he falls.

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7-0 versus the Mets? Hey , you suck.

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Vacation has officially started.

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@Zomboy_music Where can I buy your music that insures you the highest profit margin? It's totally worth whatever I have to pay.

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Cole Hamels is going to hang himself isn't he?

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Honestly, I kind of don't care. Like, at all.

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A neighbor came by to talk because he saw my weather station on Weather Underground. Sweet!

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Travel trailer is inspected and ready to rock. Now, we just need to pack it full of crap we never use. Yay camping!

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jaketapper M*A*S*H was better the preachier it got.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:52 PM, Jun 20th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

Dug out the old Sopranos Dvds. Ripping them to the basement server for later. Thanks @Raspberry_Pi and @XBMC for making life easy.

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@powellnathanj Hurry up and buy The Last Of Us and tell me if I should buy it too.

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Fart noise. Suck it.

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Thanks ump. Go die in a fire.

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GoingHard_inger That ump can eat a satchel full of dicks, what a horrible non-strike call. Cost a strikeout, game-winning grand slam came soon after

via web (retweeted on 10:27 PM, Jun 19th, 2013 via BitlBee)

2 out of 3 ain't bad

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Well that was just great.

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Oh Mini Mart. This keeps getting better and better doesn't it?

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Oh good, Adams. This shouldn't take long to flush.

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Howard walked? Inconceivable!

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Hahaha Revere YOU SUCK.

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Dude, I need some chips.

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Make that Stinko Ocho btw.

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BTW, who didn't see that shit coming. Dammit to shit Werth.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK

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Sweet friggin Jesus.

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Hurry this shit up , a new is on at 10.

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SIT. DOWN. One out to go.

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LOL Papelbon crouch.

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Papelbon, KICK SAVE!

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hahahahahahahaha wtf was that?

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Looks like it is soon time to start the Great Sopranos Rewatch of 2013.

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OK Pap. Let's get this over quick.

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Whew. Lucky Bastard. O.

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Nooo!! Not Bastardo!!

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Delmon Young throws like my 5 year old daughter.

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ReadingFightins In his second at-bat, Utley flies out again to center field.

via HootSuite (retweeted on 8:23 PM, Jun 19th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

Lol @ James Gandofini's Wikipedia page under death:

"Bullshoot, he's still doin' it, bigger and better playboy."

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Heh. Cliff Lee playing with a chew tin.

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Morganti just mentioned Tim Thomas. Please God. Please God no.

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The NBA is kind of shitty. Is hockey on somewhere?

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David_Boreanaz Ahhhh that was a foul ref, joke.@NBA is desperate and the refs just blew that call. Heat catch a break. Back to the @NHL and a real game.

via Echofon (retweeted on 12:15 AM, Jun 19th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

ShawnTHW And this is why I hate the NBA.

via web (retweeted on 12:11 AM, Jun 19th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

thesulk And, for a moment, Miami was Allentown.

via web (retweeted on 11:55 PM, Jun 18th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

hahaha "We are going to Brazil!!!" chants.

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Weeeee. win. Suck it Nats!

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Hit the showers Werth.

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Come on ump. Maybe a little high, but shh.

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mk_27 goaltidore

via web (retweeted on 10:36 PM, Jun 18th, 2013 via BitlBee)

GOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!

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I bet Howard is sucking some wind at third...

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RUN HOWARD RUN!!! A triple!!!

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HAND BALL HAND BALL!!!! HORSESHIT!!!!

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GRRRRRRRR. BARELY offsides.

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Annnnnnd Jimmy pops up.

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SAFE!!! Frandsen!!!!

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IronPigs RECAP: Zambrano goes 7 scoreless and Hernandez drives in 2 as IronPigs beat the Mud Hens 3-0! atmilb.com/14hC2Rl

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JFC are you serious?

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Cmon Chubs, pork this bitch.

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AHHHHH SHIT FUCK DAMN ASS BALLS.

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Oooof. Swining for the fence...

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LawGoalie29 Werth looks befuddled. That pleases me.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:47 PM, Jun 18th, 2013 via BitlBee)

Michael Young did something?

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My home directory is really getting out of control...

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seanflynn9 @JoeB_OandBP just like Jeff Carter was told he would not be traded

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:55 PM, Jun 18th, 2013 via BitlBee)

ARGH WTF AT LAST RT

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JoshRimerHockey Rich Winter, Ilya Bryzgalov's agent has been informed by Paul Holmgren that Bryzgalov will NOT be bought out after Cup Final!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:48 PM, Jun 18th, 2013 via web)

Great. Flash flood warnings. Let's see if my weather station can keep up.

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I hate remote server reboots. Always makes my left eye twitch like a mother.

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Oh good, now Papelbon shit the bed too.

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I see the offense is on vacation again.

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Ugh. Ruf gets caught in a pickle.

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Chooch scores! Damn, Overbeck just a few feet away from a grand slam.

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Wicked wrister. Boston wins.

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Why do I want Boston to win the cup? I absolutely cannot stand the asshole Chicago fans cheering through the national anthem.

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Jimmmmmy! RBI single and the take the lead!

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have left 10 on base through 5 innings. Jfc someone shoot me.

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assholeofday Sean Hannity for breathtaking hypocrisy, chosen by @TheDailyEdge: assholeoftheday.us/post/528983722… pic.twitter.com/L28nqEtguX

via web (retweeted on 6:27 PM, Jun 13th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

I was just ready to leave the office and the sky opens up. Terrific.

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zackwhittaker RLRT, a friend's friend on iOS 7 user interface: "Steve Jobs wouldnt allow this. The kids are running the school without a headmaster."

via web (retweeted on 3:30 PM, Jun 11th, 2013 via web)

Already .98 inches of rain since midnight and this party is just getting started. Thanks Linux weather station!

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YourAnonNews US: Republicans and Democrats are okay with being spied on... if it's by their own party leader: pic.twitter.com/vUUTNhrliP

via Sprout Social (retweeted on 5:32 PM, Jun 10th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

wilw Watched a little on a break. Excited for iOS users to have some of the things we've had on Android for years.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:35 PM, Jun 10th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

At the Reading Fighting Phillies morning game!

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Why isn't Pink Floyd The Wall in Blu Ray? Jfc someone fix this.

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thephilsblunt If your teams introduction music isn't by The Alan Parsons Project, don't bother.

via web (retweeted on 8:09 PM, Jun 9th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

@kmart93 Lol. I hope you have rewatched it since then. My guess is you may have missed some of it.

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Sin City is such a good flick. Time to rewatch.

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I see the are doing great again.

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Delmon Young can go fuck a goat.

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YourAnonNews Revealed: Google and Facebook DID allow NSA access to data and were in talks to set up 'spying rooms'

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2…

via GroupTweet (retweeted on 7:38 PM, Jun 8th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

Yeah. Good managing. I guess it's tough to manage a shit ass pen though...

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Wtf Stutes? That was terrible.

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Flyersguru Still pissed Richards grabbed the Prince of Whales trophy

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:44 PM, Jun 7th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

Switched back to the . Wtf happened?

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hexer611 Yeah I dislike the Bruins but damn it's great to watch them sweep he pens.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:36 PM, Jun 7th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

BroadStBull Bruins sweep Pens, who scored a total of two goals in 4 games.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:35 PM, Jun 7th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

1:57 away from Pens fans eating a huge pile of shit.

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So glad the got rid of Seidenberg. Guy plays like a boss.

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Wtf, does Papelbon still have the shits?

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Oh good, Bastardo is up in the pen.

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It's been too long since I've had a gas station slurpee.

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@krazylegz Nothing other then backyard brawl-fests, no...

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WTF there are no blue lines in inline hockey?

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@mikedaub It has to be better then the Pens winning. HAS to be.

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Wow, I passed out EARLY last night. Looks like I missed the end of the Bruins/Pens game. Bruins win in double OT? NICE!

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little_chicka I like Supertramp

via txt (retweeted on 7:50 PM, Jun 5th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

Mini Mart 2 run homer. Wow, he lives!

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Dammit, I leave my desk for just a few minutes and I miss the end of the game. Figures.

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BTW, Dom Brown FTW.

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Ugh, he may have taken that off the applebag too. Take your time buddy. Nothing worse then a slider to the pillbag.

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Come on ump, shake it off already.

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IronPigs Every retweet counts as a Vote for Aw Shucks Roasted Corn in the MiLB for best ballpark food! We need your help Fans!!

via web (retweeted on 9:28 AM, Jun 5th, 2013 via BitlBee)

joekawano "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion." buff.ly/L2tVBf Top 10 Quotes

via web (retweeted on 9:23 AM, Jun 5th, 2013 via BitlBee)

@krazylegz And you wanted to go to sleep!

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Hahaha Mayberry trots home, Galvis kicks him in the ass as he crosses the plate.

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GOOOOOONNNNEEEEEEE!!!! GRAND SLAM WALK OFF MAYBERRY HOLY SHITCAKES!!!

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This is going 18 innings isn't it.

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Hey TMAC. STFU with the yelling!

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Hahah fans are now going to booooo at EVERYTHING.

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Come on Stutes wtf?

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PS - Fox Pro Databases. You can go ahead and kiss my ASS. That is all.

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GOOOOOONNNNEEEEEE!!!! Maryberry ties this bitch up!!!

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Jesus Christ that was fun.

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Crud. . Free baseball!

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Still looks like complete horseshit to me.

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The bad news is that Howard is still at the plate.

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