The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

May 2013

JSalisburyCSN Domonic has 8 homers in 11 days

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 9:21 PM, May 31st, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

So, Cole is pretty good, eh?

via BitlBee

IronPigs Every retweet is a Vote for Aw Shucks Corn in the @MiLB ! RT if you want your corn to be Number One in the Minor Leagues!!

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:37 PM, May 31st, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

Release Chad Durbin. JFC why did that take so long?

via BitlBee

BlueJacketsNHL 30 MINUTES to vote for BOB! You can begin by RT'ing this:

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 12:03 AM, May 31st, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

DrunkCatLadies My cat thinks I'm pretty. That's all I need.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:55 PM, May 30th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

Cat snoring is the worst kind of snoring.

via TweetCaster for Android

I seriously watch the dumbest shit on Netflix.

via TweetCaster for Android

Meetings. I hate meetings.

via BitlBee

I'm still fine with @mstairs12 kicking Howard's ass, btw.

via TweetCaster for Android

I was never worried. Brb, I have to get my head out of this microwave.

via TweetCaster for Android

Dammit all that Dommy Brown ass kissing just jinxed the shit out of the whole thing.

via TweetCaster for Android

That's some real patience there kid.

via TweetCaster for Android

I forgot what it was like to see Doc smile.

via TweetCaster for Android

Double Blammo! Kratz kills a baseball!

via TweetCaster for Android

Hey ump, if we know your name, that means your terrible. And we all know your name.

via TweetCaster for Android

Samba4 test AD Domain working great! I just wish I didn't have to use Ubuntu...

via BitlBee

See, I don't watch, and the win.

via BitlBee

Well this is going to be an ugly one.

via TweetCaster for Android

Change my pitch up, smack my bitch up.

via TweetCaster for Android

@mikedaub Well there is no way I can do anything but hate the Pens.

via web in reply to mikedaub

And Durbin gets the win...

via BitlBee

WHIFFFFFFFF!!! WINNERS!!!

via BitlBee

ChrisBranchTNJ Juuuuust a bit outside....but still strike three.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:21 PM, May 25th, 2013 via BitlBee)

SIT YOUR ASS DOWN FOOL!

via BitlBee

Way to leg that out Harper.

via BitlBee

@jrishel Yeah. No downtime, no problems. I think it is cheating.

via web in reply to jrishel

Yay Horst! I've never said that before. Never.

via BitlBee

All blade servers are completely up to date. LOVE live migrating VMs from blade to blade!

via BitlBee

WTF "marking his territory." Like my cat? What is he talking about?

via BitlBee

Dom Brown right to the gap. So pretty.

via BitlBee

Run Mini Mart Run!!!! now up 5-3!

via BitlBee

Holy shit! Good baserunning! Mind. Blown.

via BitlBee

That's 4 Howard strikeouts.

via BitlBee

Dude. It may be possible that Ripken is worse then Sarge. JFC.

via BitlBee

He was out. Only to the .

via BitlBee

ARGH. I might need to see a replay there.

via BitlBee

DAMN. That was close...

via BitlBee

LOLOLOL what a clusterfuck. Popped Jimmy right in the face.

via BitlBee

adding more insurance.

via BitlBee

Howard. Nothing else to add.

via BitlBee

Roose_TCL I love you to death, Billy. You're a Ripken for Christ's sake, but you are just bad in the booth.

via web (retweeted on 8:42 PM, May 25th, 2013 via BitlBee)

Jimmy RBI double!

via BitlBee

PBone cranks one!

via BitlBee

Cool bunt Revere.

via BitlBee

Cliff Lee buzzing seeds at Kendrick during the interview.

via BitlBee

The fuck was that Delmon?

via BitlBee

Ugh. I'm going to have to be a Bruins fan.

via BitlBee

RIP Rangers.

via BitlBee

Worst thing about the Bruins? Their fans. Hands down.

via BitlBee

Hahaha Kratz yick yackin with the Ump.

via BitlBee

Back to back jack! Kratz goes yard too!

via BitlBee

Damn, these HP blade servers take forever to reboot...

via BitlBee

RIP Sens btw...

via BitlBee

Fuck Delmon Young. That was the worst fucking throw I've ever seen. Hardly reached the cut off man!

via TweetCaster for Android

Well that fell apart pretty quick like.

via TweetCaster for Android

thesuperficial Holy shit, this: pic.twitter.com/lBM1zI0CJe (Via @TheSportsHernia)

via web (retweeted on 8:22 PM, May 24th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

"I think he got hit where there is not a lot of padding." Check out the big brain on Pierre!

via TweetCaster for Android

Hartsy19 What a goal by the love ya Tuuka-but I’m still laughing!!! Hahahahahahhhaah

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 8:20 PM, May 23rd, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

androidcentral Verizon Galaxy S4 officially available today phon.es/1fm6

via dlvr.it (retweeted on 11:18 AM, May 23rd, 2013 via BitlBee)

@sdiienno That is the cleanest microwave I've ever seen. Ever.

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to sdiienno36

This new Daft Punk album sounds like a cheap knock off of The Alan Parsons Project...

via BitlBee

Boom. Mayberry diving catch to end this bitch. 7-3 over the Marlins. win!

via TweetCaster for Android

FanSince09 That's basically like yelling bababooey in the booth

via web (retweeted on 10:04 PM, May 21st, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

Hey jackass whistlers. Die in a fire.

via TweetCaster for Android

Revere with 3 hits, trolling us all.

via TweetCaster for Android

Cole Hamels pimple pick cam.

via TweetCaster for Android

Howard! Ropes one for 2 RBIs!

via TweetCaster for Android

All Delmon Young does is hit.

via TweetCaster for Android

Delmon Young bomb! Turn on that stupid fucking fountain!

via TweetCaster for Android

Bitlbee -> Twitter test. Again.

via BitlBee

daub.me/l/5l - Because George Takei is fucking AWESOME.

via BitlBee

mstry001 Fuck you @Phillies

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 9:55 PM, May 20th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

Chad Qualls. Closer. Hahaha fuck this.

via TweetCaster for Android

This organization is a real kick in the nuts.

via TweetCaster for Android

Guaranteed Qualls will shut the down completely. Guaranteed.

via TweetCaster for Android

BroadStPhanatic This is a Single A team! They are 12-32! They are beating us 3-1!

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:42 PM, May 20th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

Sit down Dobbs. You're done.

via TweetCaster for Android

mdschaeff Oh man. RT @dailythunder: I see CNN picked the best possible person to interview about the tornadoes: twitpic.com/cs23uj

via Echofon (retweeted on 9:10 PM, May 20th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

Nice job Jimmy. Way to take a pitch. Fucking fuck.

via TweetCaster for Android

I'm seriously going into the garage to hit shit with a hammer.

via TweetCaster for Android

Fuck right off Delmon. Right off.

via TweetCaster for Android

Haha that totally looked like Rosanne Barr and John Goodman!

via TweetCaster for Android

This Delmon Young experiment is not working. Like, at all. Good try though.

via TweetCaster for Android

Hey Ben nice job. Way to go buddy.

via TweetCaster for Android

Two popups. Two good pitches.

via TweetCaster for Android

Lol "But Ben is good in the field!" Lol Riiggghhht.

via TweetCaster for Android

daub.me/p/052a8 - Someone save me. These kids have lost it.

via melloTwurl

@jamileh Has the coolest avi picture ever.

via TweetCaster for Android

Tavaras won? Dammit to shit!

via BitlBee

Twitter test...

via BitlBee

Mike Myers in Inglorious Basterds. Still amazes me.

via TweetCaster for Android

Wow, the Nats are getting wholloped.

via TweetCaster for Android

FlyersCZ Gus with his gold medal! pic.twitter.com/gvyg7eqQIy

via web (retweeted on 5:06 PM, May 19th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

F Indy Racing btw. And F @nbc.

via TweetCaster for Android

Sccoorrreeee! wins the Bronze in a shoot out!

via TweetCaster for Android

Shootout. To decide a medal. Stupid

via TweetCaster for Android

Fins tie it. Nice job by Matt Carle btw.

via TweetCaster for Android

defense is starting to fall apart.

via TweetCaster for Android

The Fins score to cut the lead to 1.

via TweetCaster for Android

just can't get anything going. The SUI defense is just too good. SUI empty net seals the deal.

via BitlBee

Well this one isn't looking good. now down 2-0. The US just can't get any pressure towards the net, and a breakaway leads to a goal

via BitlBee

End of 2, still down 1-0.

via BitlBee

GRRRRRR. SUI Scores, down 1.

via BitlBee

End of the 1st, no score....

via BitlBee

@ActiveStick_44 Same here, my cable provider isn't listed, so I'm stuck with some German stream.

via BitlBee in reply to ActiveStick_44

Feh. Penguins.

via BitlBee

terilyns68 Please get him out so Votto doesn't come up.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:59 PM, May 17th, 2013 via BitlBee)

Ryan heading under to get his fingers un-jammed.

via BitlBee

OMG that just happened. Ryan Howard, head first slide into home.

via BitlBee

JuniorGeneral I'm sure fans everywhere felt a little thrill when Broxton came into the game.

via web (retweeted on 9:45 PM, May 17th, 2013 via BitlBee)

LOLOLOLOL Howard gets a whoopsie base hit!

via BitlBee

Ugh. Bastardo has really gone to shit.

via BitlBee

Cmon Nix, that's awful.

via BitlBee

Power play count is Pens 5, Sens 1? Wow, go figure.

via BitlBee

Where are you "This is just a Ryan Howard slump" fuckers now?

via BitlBee

mmmm Turkey Bacon

via BitlBee

Struck out the side. Cliff.

via BitlBee

1200 career runs. Wow.

via BitlBee

J ROLL!!!! 2 run shot!

via BitlBee

Hey the Pens are winning 1-0 already. Greeeaaatttt..

via BitlBee

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