The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

March 2013

Listened to the 3rd period on the radio on the ride home. Got inside just to miss the OT winner. Dammit!

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Absolutely amazing penalty kill. go to the PP.

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Refs are absolutely horrible. Terrible. Unbelievable.

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Beauty of a pass by Rinaldo! Talbot scores!

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I admit it was a brutal collision. But still, he was on the ground like he had a lacerated liver or some shit.

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And you have to wonder why people hate soccer? 1 minute that guy is dead. Next minute? Back in the game, no problem.

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Gggooooaaaaallllll! tie this bitch up!

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Grrrrrrr. Shit. go down 1.

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LOL RT @JesusZoidberg: @mellofone I prefer Bing to Google. Much easier to find quality por...um...receipes

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Hey, you dicks that prefer Bing over Google. Hit yourself in the face with a crowbar. Stupid commercials.

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Perfect day to take the top off.

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BroadStBull PP is now at 24.8%, tops in .

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nikki_ingie43 Flyers end just in time for the union to start! Yay!

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Suck it Bruins. finally win!

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Haha Bruno gets an assist. The circle is complete.

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L Schenn back on the ice. No worries, just had to change his shorts after a near fight with Chara.

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Bases loaded, 0 outs. Chase up. We already know how this ends.

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Ben Revere comes out to Sweet Child O Mine? Wtf?

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Nice fucking job too ref. Giroux takes one right to the chops.

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Lol that totally almost went in.

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Jfc Foster blast that shit. Cripes.

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Wow, Tuukka Rask's picture is creepy as fuck.

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This should be an ugly, ugly game.

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I'd rather listen to Coldplay then watch another game. It's that serious people.

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Wow. What a fun game. Someone please hit me in the nuts with a fucking shovel.

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I think Simmonds almost fell down there.

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Heh. Wrist shot, no moves. GOAL. Fuck.

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OMG SCOREEEEE!!!! Giroux!!!!!!!!!!

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Shoot out. Kill me now.

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HEH. Kimmo with the stick to the nuts there.

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Hurry this OT up , my back teeth are floating.

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@StanBleedGreen Yup. The first one was MUCH longer!

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PS - Luke Schenn, you are a retard.

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2nd Harlem Shake goal of the year.

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Hartnell scores a garbage goal. Yippie dippie. tied up.

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At this point, this entire organization can collectively go fuck itself.

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This team should at least pretend to give a fuck. Captain gets boarded and the entire team stands there and looks at each other.

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NICE JOB guys. Way to fucking standup for a teammate. Fuck this team.

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Hey FUCKING AWESOME JOB just letting that fucking scumbag just stand there.

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Remember in the first period when we were all hugging and high-fiving? Fuck that noise now.

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It is so awesome when you let a scrub score two fucking goals. Nice job boys.

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HHAHAHAAH FUCK THIS TEAM ALREADY

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LOL. Bryz was TOTALLY looking the wrong way and it popped into his glove.

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Poor Gus. It's not his fault he has absolutely no talent whatsoever.

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Greaaattt. And now it is tied up.

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If you get juked by Knuble you should probably just pack it in. Just saying.

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Hahahaha so there that went.

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SHOOOOOOT ITTTTTT!

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bmac2838 I refuse to acknowledge the reboot of Evil Dead unless Bruce Campbell makes a glorious appearance. Even if its for just five minutes.

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Hahahah no goal!

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Fucking Hartnell again.

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Knuble! Welcome back to the lineup! Sccooorrreeee!

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JESUS CHRIST CLEAR THE FUCKING PUCK!

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Seriously @viggle, I hate you

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Hartnell knucklepuck!

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HARTNELL! Whoops, it goes in!

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Wooo the aren't even losing yet!

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My Vonage bill is going up a $1 per month? You bastards!

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Wooooooooo! Road point! I'll take it!

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PhillyFlyers101 What a save! 14 corners? Wtf

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Beasley is getting his butt kicked.

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Hahaha RT @BroadStBull: Lavy: "The season is not over."

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Just when you think it couldn't get any worse...

Blammo. Lisa Hillary.

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sbaickerCSN Unhappy postgame Bryz sitting alone in a corner. pic.twitter.com/NvSMb5QbIH

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DNFlyers Ilya Bryzgalov still hasn't moved. pic.twitter.com/nwHwgjF1fm

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Yeah, let's buyout Bryz. Because the alternatives are sooooo much better.

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Hurry this mess up , the soccer game is starting shortly.

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Well there that goes then.

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I'll be waiting for a VoraceksNeck twitter account shortly...

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LOL Goal! And Voracek gets up gimpy.

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There is a good chance Simmonds kills someone on his next shift.

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Woa woa F bombs!

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Please Simmonds, don't fight with an already broken face.

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Better fucking believe that's a good goal.

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Yay! They WILL score a goal! Wayne Train!

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They aren't going to score a single fucking goal are they?

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RIP . This is the effort we get in a "must win game." Vomit.

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2 on 1, not even a shot on goal. Yay Rusty!

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L Schenn tries to clear, does so off of Simmonds face. When it rains...

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Welp. That's about all she wrote folks.

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No sustained pressure. No ability to get the puck of their own zone, and when they do, they turn it over. Just more of the same.

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Yeah ref. That one you call.

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There is no Coldplay in hockey.

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Home time. Finally.

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Yeah, let's blow Crosby because he scores a PP goal on 5-3. Fuck you @nbc

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Seriously, who didn't see that coming?

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PHSportsGoddess Same shit all year. When Bryz is good, can't score goals. When they actually CAN, he's terrible.

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I wonder why the Pens are the top power play team in the league? Looks like the @NHL gives them the most horseshit calls.

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KJHFKSJHFKSJHFKSJHFKSJHFKSJHFKSJF

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Road point! Oh fuck me. Fuck all of us.

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Giroux_Worship Thought was gonna steal one for the but it looks like the refs stole one for the Pens

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OH NO CALL THERE REF!

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Fucking broken stick.

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Gags. Almost brilliant.

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That's cool, let the Pens swing away.

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Hey @NHL, be proud of your officiating crew here.

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Sure, why not. Ref needs his name on the score sheet too.

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AND OF COURSE THEY CALL THAT A FUCKING HOOK

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This is the point where we all praise Bryz and he gives up a softy. Sorry!

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This is right about the time the give up a shitty goal.

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Mesz is playing like a man on fire!

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Crosby got hit Booooooo Crosby got hit Boooooo. Fuck you.

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GutterTheGreat 18862 - that's your max... lolololololol that's easy to sellout.

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If a player hit like that on an icing you can DAMNED WELL BE SURE a penalty would be called. Fuck off @NHL

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Of course @nbc begins with Crosby.

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That was not a power play thank you.

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I should have named my red haired son Claude. My bad.

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I just bad mouthed said captain and SCCCCORREEE!

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SCORORRREEEE!!!! GIROUX!!!!

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Nice pass Giroux.

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OMG Crosby made a no look pass that didn't connect. THIS IS SKILL. OMG HE IS AMAZING. Eat my ass already @nbc.

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Wow. Mesz is really starting to wake up.

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Good Lord thank you Bryz.

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LOL. L Schenn jumps in the wrong box.

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End of the first. I'll take it. So not what I expected.

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GREAT PK. Thank you

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The war room just called down to the refs and reminded them about the manditory Pens 1st period Pens power play.

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Weakest. Elbow. Call. Ever. Fuck you.

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JasonAAV Pittsburgh gets the 1st pp of the game. This is mandated by the NHL that if not followed can result in termination for officials.

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If NBC says a possible penalty by Crosby is "pretty close" you can bet on it being a penalty.

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BRYZ AGAIN HOLY SHIT

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This pathetic defense makes my head hurt.

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Sit down you Pens fans douchebags.

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Poor Foster. He has NO idea wtf is going on out there.

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Heh! Bellwether!

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Just put it on net. MAF. Put it on net. Just put it on net. Please

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Wow, that Foster sure was a good pickup. Sweet mother of Christ.

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WTF is this 1982? Look at the clock on the top of the screen.

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This game is going to be ugly. No doubt about it.

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katemonster20 I hope I don't have to teach tomorrow because I'm getting "Friday night drunk" on a Sunday.

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erikbond Fuck James Neal.

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Strangest Spam ever. No subject, just "He was a Baptist, So he hadnt seen anything. Oh, he says."

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Do I want to go to work or do I want to clean up snow. That's a tough one. Let me think about it.

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I certainly would never applaud an injury, but wow am I happy that Briere is out.

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Insert witty comment here.

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Damn. Finally saw Ruf's walk off home run. What a shot!

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USA USA USA! Big win in the blizzard!

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LOL RT @keisertroll: I think I see Jack Nicholson in the stands: bit.ly/Y5u35A

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Professional soccer players in a shit ton of snow looks a lot like my friends and neighbors playing soccer while drunk.

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