The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

February 2013

@lfaren It brings on many changes

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Why yes, I do in fact own all 11 seasons of MASH.

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ForeverFlyers28 Ovechkin BURNED by Milbury. "He should be ashamed of himself." youtu.be/5gYN3vSjKhk

via iOS (retweeted on 10:37 PM, Feb 27th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

Ugh. Bryz looking a little gimpy.

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Real nice run at Briere Ovi. Classy. Really classy.

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FakeJonesy Me during Milbury's rant on Ovechkin pic.twitter.com/OPqhAjOPY6

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:20 PM, Feb 27th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

That would have been perfect if Millbury dropped a mic and yelled "I'm out."

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Wow. Millbury ripping Ovie a new asshole. I LOVE it. "Be a man for God's sake."

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Talbot! up 4! What a fucking blast!

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I left the room. And I missed Gagne's goal. You have got to be kidding me.

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Holtby pulls a Hexstall at the end of the period.

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Damn, Harry Z gots some speed.

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Heh. Jack Daniels robo cam.

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If Gagne scores the roof will be blown off.

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@LawGoalie29 Do you have any pics of your mask? Just curious.

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Every time Bryz plays the puck behind the net a little part of my heart dies.

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Simmonds picks up the garbage!

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Hartnell with the great pass from his knees.

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Pens lost? Ah ha!

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If my new weather station doesn't end up in the neighbor's yard I will be amazed!

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Hahahah Hulk punching Thor that was great.

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Oh snap. The Hulk is coming out.

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A @Raspberry_Pi + a 5Ghz wifi bridge + @XBMC = WIN WIN WIN.

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Why does everyone always shit on "fun" movies? I don't always need a movie to be life altering. Sometimes I just want to be entertained.

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Finally watching The Avengers...

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Now, all the have to do is trade Fedotenko for a bag of pucks or some extra Gatorade and we are all set.

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Ugh, fucking Giroux missed by a mile.

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Ugh, keep the 2nd PP unit off the ice.

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This. RT @PHSportsGoddess: If you don't score here, just go to the locker room. Seriously.

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Jesus that's like 5 Toronto penalties there.

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Bang bang! Voracek to Hartnell!

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Bryz still sucks on breakaways.

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Woohoo Rusty almost scored! On his own net...

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I love you Kimmo, but what the fuck are you doing?

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Ah crap. Another power play.

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That patented Giroux to Hartnell PP play doesn't work for shit with B Schenn.

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This is going to be one of those games where the can't catch a lucky bounce.

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You have to blast that shit Luke.

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Cliff Lee, 1-2-3.

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Stop with the nonsense, work. The are on.

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Lololol yes! RT @KimmayJ: In my mind, Ben Affleck is still Jason Lee's bff

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wilw Not watching the Oscars, but watching Twitter. Now I know what everyone who follows me feels like during the NHL playoffs.

via Echofon (retweeted on 9:32 PM, Feb 24th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin...

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Heh. John Locke on Falling Skies. Too funny.

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OMG was that beautiful. Simmonds gets the go ahead goal.

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Good Lord clear the friggin puck.

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Pathetic call. Hey ref, you suck.

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"Dad, my room smells like farts." That's my 4 year old princess.

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LOL RT @lfaren: @mellofone if you watch za’ha’dum you will die

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It's time to watch Za'ha'dum for the 20th anniversary.

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straczynski Thanks to all for the good wishes. Amazing to think it's 20 years today since The Gathering. One more year and it graduates college.

via Facebook (retweeted on 8:21 PM, Feb 22nd, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

Thank you @straczynski. 20 years old, and still as good as ever.

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I can hardly believe that it is the 20th anniversary of . Best show ever.

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I don't care if "FEMA is Storing 400,000+ PLASTIC COFFINS Near Atlanta." Stop fucking spamming me.

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No idea what Coatsey is trying to say right now.

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Voracek pops a wrap around anyway!

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L Schenn breaks the shutout!

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Hahaha that was a shit show.

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CjKtnrkskskksskdkkvkgkfkdkd

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The future of the Panthers. There's something to put on a medal and wear around your neck.

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Clemmensen can eat my ass too.

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Lol perfect. Fuck this game.

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So much for the hyped up home stand. Just end it now.

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Bryz sucks at penalty shots.

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Lol and a penalty shot. Jesus Christ.

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adrenaline buzz wearing off. Time to pass out.

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lol Fridge is on CSN? Why wasn't I told?

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I should have DVRed that game so I could watch it any morning that I feel sluggish.

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@ghettorigged LOLOL. Smart move. I better find some.

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BTW, I love you twitter family. I hope by God we all live through the night.

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Who the fuck needs energy drinks when you have hockey like that? I won't sleep for hours.

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That was no shit, one of the craziest fucking games I've ever watched. Holy shitbags.

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YESSSSSSS HOLY SHIIIIIIITTTTTT

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RUSTY RUSTY RUSTY

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Voracek has turned into a fucking machine!

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HHOOOLLLYYYYY SHSHHHIIIIITTTTTTT

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GOOOOAOAAALALALALALALALALALALALAALALL

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I'll be glad to get this to fucking OT.

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There it is. Lost a faceoff and D goes to tits.

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Where is my inhaler?

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Sweet Mother Mary. I need a fucking time out. Holy shitcakes.

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HAND PASS FUCKERS

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Knuble on the penalty kill is UUUGGGLLYYYY.

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Why is this taking so long. Come on.

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Bryz looked like he was out for blood. TIGER BLOOD.

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Come on, that is as much a fucking kick as a fucking kick gets!

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Hey @NHL, be proud of your officiating crew here. A bloody nightmare.

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That's cool ref. No worry about Talbot getting cross checked to the ice. Cool job.

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Only so much you can do there boys...

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AND A BROKEN STICK.

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You have got to be fucking kidding.

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Heh. Why is Grossmann down low there?

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Well this is going to hurt.

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ghettorigged Ah yes, the Knuble penalty during the PP.

via web (retweeted on 9:57 PM, Feb 20th, 2013 via BitlBee)

Ugh. The dreaded drop pass, try to skate it through everyone play.

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Hahaah Giroux flub. Figures.

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Hahaha Glass gets the double minor.

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PEEECOOOOOOOOO POWERPLAY!

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Oh snap, no Giroux. I thought he tapped it in. Wayne Train gets his 2nd goal!

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GIROUXXXXX!!!!! Wayne Train with the beauty pass!

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Arghhh. Too much standing around. Nice job, you let pig nose score.

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Someone take the mic from Pierre. And hit him in the mouth with it.

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kmart93 I've never seen Malkin throw a punch without his gloves on.

via web (retweeted on 9:39 PM, Feb 20th, 2013 via BitlBee)

Hahahaha Malkin loses his mind LOL

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Voracek scores again!

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OMG SCOREEEEE!!!!

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No way that 2nd period was a full 20 minutes. Was it?

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I give Wayne Train 4 assists on that play.

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SSCCOOOOOORRREEE!!!! Voracek!!!! PP GOAL!!!!

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It's not hard to see asshole.

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Wow Grossmann between the legs.

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No, that's cool, let Malkin stand there at the net by himself.

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WOW. What a glove save! Monster grind line shift by the

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Lol, nice hit bro.

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Score a goal? Cripes, I'm hoping they don't give up a shorty.

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Hey good call zebra. Suck it Neal.

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FUCK YOU LOOSE GLOVE!

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That is pretty fucking weak boys.

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AWFUL. FUCKING AWFUL. Come on ref. Jesus Lord already.

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No more yelling, the kids are in bed.

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I think they bake crack into Cheez-Its. CRACK I TELL YOU.

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Wow I need some salt and vinegar chips ASAP.

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I'll use a quote from Dorney to best desribe that period, "If that doesn't light your fire, your wood is wet."

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That google glass will be SWEET. You know. Of me sitting at my desk at work. And then watching TV at home. And then...

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Keep yer head up fucker!

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Ugh. Looks like Grossmann took one to the pills.

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Hey uh, Gus, uh, watch your on net buddy.

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So uh, penalty, 2 minutes for checking a Pens player?

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OMG Coots that was amazing.

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That fucking call is awful. Oh my lord awful.

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OMG. O M G. You are seriously going to call that one a penalty?!

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@AnthonySan37 It was right on the line and then he slid it out with his glove. Didn't look in to me.

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SSCCOOORRREEEEE!!!! WAYNE TRAINN!!!!!! WOOOWOOOOO!!!!!

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Someone put that on youtube. That was just insane.

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FlyGoalScoredBy PAPA JOHNS SHOULD NAME A PIZZA AFTER THAT GREASE BOMB

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JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY OMG I'M GOING TO DIE!!!!

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GOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLLL

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At least fucking Knuble still has some fight.

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Luke gotta cover someone. FFS.

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