The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

January 2013

@linode migration smooth as silk. As per usual. LOVE @linode

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I completely forgot that my @linode was supposed to be auto-migrated to another host tonight. Crud!

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I don't care what you say, Lochley is a bitch.

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I think I shall order 2 more @Raspberry_Pi boards. No, maybe 3.

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Earth Rocker, the new Clutch song is. Clutch.

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5ghz wifi is great for the extra speed. Distance sucks however...

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Of course Ray Lewis is agitated. That's what the juice does to you. Rage!!!

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Oh, forgot the has a friendly versus Canada. Bed can wait!

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Good night, BAD hockey.

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And hey Refs don't worry about a direct stick check to the FUCKING FACE of Briere!

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Just let it end.

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ARGGGHH another power play.

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Sigh. PP is TOTALLY worthless.

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CRAP. NOT A POWER PLAY NOOOOO!

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Eat a bag of dicks, Nash.

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KIMMO!!!! Ugly wrister!!!! on the board!

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This really is an abortion.

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At least Breeze is still awake.

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Fuck you spellcheck.

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Heh, nice shot Lilija.

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Giroux got his taters mashed.

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This behind the back, cute passing shit IS NOT WORKING and is PISSING ME OFF.

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Any chance we can stop this Lilja experiment altogether?

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Poor Bryz. No shit.

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Someone get Rinaldo a fucking chinstrap.

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should have stayed locked out.

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Yeah. There that goes. This team is terrible. Terrible.

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If they don't score here I quit. Kinda.

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Is Giroux in the lineup tonight?

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The good news is that after watching the this season, I'm used to total failure and it hurts less.

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Hey! Some offensive pressure!

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Yeah. You wanted that jackass Rinaldo in the lineup. You got him.

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Voracek looks more and more helpless as games go by.

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can't catch a friggin break. Cot damn.

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Hey boys. CLEAR THE FUCKING PUCK. Thanks.

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MikeyD_OandBP Michael Leighton is the exiled kid at the lunch table > orangeandblackpack.com/PenaltyBox/tab…

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So yeah, uh, the are on tonight. Yay team. I guess.

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@jrishel As per @andreychek's suggestion, I picked up a Netgear N600. So far, so good!

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New home dual band router installed. 5Ghz ftw!

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Seriously, this team just sucks.

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Yeah. That wasn't Leighton's fault either huh. Fuck him.

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Here comes the 3rd period. Yawn.

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Leighton, best goalie ever.

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Oh. So now you aren't allowed to clear the porch either?

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Well this is going to be a long game.

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Awful. Terrible. Way to be ref.

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Wow. Is this the shittiest ice ever?

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Wow is Grossmann slow. Someone tape a cheetah to his back.

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Ugh. Figures. I leave for a few minutes and I miss a fight.

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Lol! Cooter with a dirty goal!

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DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP

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EvilEdSnider we were one cherry picker away from a shutout

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Woah, they just played Coldplay at the Panthers area? Lol Wtf.

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roll over the the Panthers 7-1. Bryz continues to shine, Matty Read gets the trick.

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Settle down folks. It's the Panthers.

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Well that was a little helter skelter.

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Ooof. Schenn into the boards.

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WWERoadDogg Some of my dearest friends in the world. Also a pretty cool faction. DX!! pic.twitter.com/rIVvU7uk

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Blammo! Reader gets a hat trick!

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Sccoorrreeee! Luke Schenn trickles one in!

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Blahhhh. No call as Voracek gets mugged. Goal on the back end.

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Holy hell. Read out of mid air. Goooaalll!

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Noooooooooo Bryz looks gimpy.

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Holy shit. Bryz is starting to scare me.

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This times 1000 RT @erikbond: fuck. pitbull.

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@LawGoalie29 They work pretty well unless you are really stuffed up. Then it feels like you are going to drown. No shit.

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OMG Bryz. Just OMG. HUMANGUS SAVE!

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Wow. That is awful. Fucking terrible call. Terrible.

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Wow. Simmonds was tripped twice.

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OMG McGinn, what a redirect. First NHL goal.

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Bryz making saves without a stick.

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Gotta shoot that shit Rook.

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nemoeye We going to review that shit now?

via web (retweeted on 8:00 PM, Jan 26th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

Giroux gotta shoot that shit.

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Chuck Barkley just called. Said the Panthers are turrable.

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If Knuble scores, twitter will go wild.

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Goooaalll! Looked like a redirect by Wayne Train!

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Wow. get a 2 man advantage? What is this?

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OMG look at the crowd in Florida. Holy hell.

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Btw, did we pick a replacement song for Knock Knock yet? I'm kind of over that.

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Great to see Knuble back in the orange and black. Interested in seeing how effective he will be, however.

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Let's go clap clap clapclapclap.

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I love how heavily censored regular TV is. And then, you know, the Internet.

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@SemiAutoAZ Sweet. I would consider it if I didn't hate OS X so much.

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Lol, Archer at Bob's Burgers.

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adimike55 What a great f'ckin' recording! "Soul Sacrifice ~ Santana": youtu.be/3F3Cjr32QyI via @YouTube

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"Dad, Thomas The Train can't fart. He doesn't even have a B hole." Emily will probably be a scientist someday, because that's just genius.

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Kids were scheduled for pictures tomorrow. 4 year old Emily decided to cut her own hair on the sly. Heh. Kids.

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daub.me/p/e3c4b - Happy 2nd Matty. Poor attempt at measuring height. Again.

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flipflopflying Good morning, Internet. Can I interest you in an infographic about Pink Floyd? flipflopflyin.com/g/?p=3906

via web (retweeted on 11:33 AM, Jan 26th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android)

Wow, 23 degrees already. It's like a heat wave!

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Best line in any sci-fi movie ever? "Ramming speed!"

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FlyersNation Ilya Bryzgalov: .910 SV%, 2.52 GAA

Henrik Lundqvist: .895 SV%, 3.47 GAA

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Hey Knuble. Update your twitter page already.

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@ThatKevinSmith Just an FYI, your Secret Stash Podcast RSS feed is messed up royally!

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Hey guys, it is still cold.

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Oh JFC that doesn't mean Lilja does it?

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Lindros97 A win makes me do this.. twitpic.com/bxzqk0

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I love you Bryz, but I have no idea Wtf you are saying right now.

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That's a win! Bryz continues to be the team MVP. Followed closely by tonight's 4th line.

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Fuckin awful. That is fucking awful.

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Gaborik can eat a bag of dicks too.

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Another pile of shitty bounces. As per usual.

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Coots! Power play goal! Lots and lots of fucking jam on that PP!

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Watching Sestito play hockey is a little like watching a monkey fuck a football.

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HarriedWizard Never understood why we got about 10 minutes of Darth Maul and, what, 50, 60 hours with Jar-Jar Stinks? What were you thinking, George?

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Jodi Shelley skates like Pat Burrell runs.

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Finally tuned into the game.

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That Diesel 10 is a dirty rat bastard.

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So uh, when does the bombing of North Korea start?

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bmac2838 Thank you Toronto.

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I may watch Lost. Again.

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Ugh. Steve Downie tore his ACL? That sucks.

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kmart93 Is the mumps contagious? Our only chance at a division title may be to engage in biological warfare using Sestito

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Hartnell is out indefinitely? Schenn suspended a game? This keeps getting better and better doesn't it.

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Upgrading my work desktop to 32G of RAM. I have too much going on...

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@kmart93 That's probably not going to end well...

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@kmart93 Yeah, I've been looking for a replay...

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Brendan Shanahan is going to meet with Schenn? WTF?

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Bryz continues to be the strongest player on the ice.

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get shutout. Crud.

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Hey! Scott Stevens! Die in a fire!

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About time Clarkson. Take your medicine.

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That's a shitty make up call if I've ever seen one.

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LOL CHRIST ALMIGHTY.

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Come on, they can't even get a sloppy goal or something?

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LOL. That is just stupid already. Come on Ref.

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Snake bitten doesn't even describe it at this point.

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This blind no look pass stuff is getting out of hand stupid.

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UGH. Hartnell took that one...

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MattyTets best penalty killer is your goalie and hes been the best player so far this season

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Figures. We finally get some solid goalkeeping, and everything else falls to shit.

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Nice shot block by Rusty. That had to hurt.

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