The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

December 2012

terilyns68 We won 4 fucking games.

via web (retweeted on 11:25 PM, Dec 31st, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

Star Wars again? Sure, why not.

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LOL RT @terilyns68: Congrats Redskins. Fuck your baseball team though.

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Love the look on Jerry Jones' face. Like someone kicked him in his old, old balls.

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Lol Rocca with one of the dirtiest tackles. Ever.

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Hey look at that! Romo INT.

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Bensalem_Mike Rendell is an asshole, get him off this show!

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:41 PM, Dec 30th, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

Andy saying players gave all effort possible. Lololol.

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Way to keep it professional with the sound effects Fox.

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Nnamdi, sit your dumbass down.

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King Dunlap couldn't block my phone number.

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Thanks Bears. You suck.

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T.O. Is high diving? Lol Wtf.

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King Dunlap swings fists like a girl.

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@zoowithroy You better lay down in the end zone at least once or you are out.

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to zoowithroy

Lol and the let them score again. Nice job. Nice heart you fucking clowns. Nuke this team and start over.

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Nice catch Stone hands.

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"Electronically block social media from my team." Wtf are you talking about.

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SwiftOnSports So sick of Zooey Deschanel's shtick.

via web (retweeted on 2:05 PM, Dec 30th, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

Folks, it is pronounced Assholemunga.

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Lol a dream come true. Nnamdi is a nightmare.

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Who can we blame that one on Nnamdi?

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Hey Nnamdi, you're fired. Pathetic.

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McCoy is back, so Big Andy runs to the outside.

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Take Vick out. Right now, take him out.

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I love snow. Snow is great. Until you have to move the shit.

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Finally sitting down to watch Prometheus.

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@mikedaub @jasondaub Your woman said you aren't allowed to watch it, didn't she.

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to mikedaub

"Mommy! My farts hurt!" That's my little princess.

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loctastic "OMG your kid is so good with the iPad, that's amazing" yeah whatever. Lets see him load * from device 8. And don't forget the ,1, rookie

via Echofon (retweeted on 7:52 PM, Dec 27th, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

Upgraded blade servers today while the offices were closed. My reward? 103.5 fever. Joy to the friggin world.

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flyguys19 No NHL, no one is going to buy your merch after what you have done to us.

via web (retweeted on 9:59 AM, Dec 27th, 2012 via BitlBee)

Wow, how did that get in?

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Indiana Jones all night on USA? OMG yes.

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Mom's leftover halupkies? Yes please. And a Tums or two for dessert.

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Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! Whatever floats your boats.

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Lots of Star Trek on SyFy lately. I approve

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Remember when Eddie Murphy was funny? I do.

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Babylon 5 rewatch continues. Onto Season 2.

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PhilUnionKevinK I grew up listening to White Zombie and playing Goldeneye 007. According to the NRA, I'm a big part of the problem.

via web (retweeted on 11:24 AM, Dec 21st, 2012 via BitlBee)

OMG NRA. Are you serious?

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Ugh. What happened? I thought? We are still here? Dammit anyway.

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It's been years... I think it's time to re-watch Babylon 5.

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Looking for volunteers to help pull network cable through the attic. Free beer included.

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@mikedaub This is much bigger track. Means I don't need a platform or any of that silly shit.

via BitlBee in reply to mikedaub

@mikedaub This shit is bigger then the HO gauge stuff he had.

via BitlBee in reply to mikedaub

Ordered the kids an O gauge trainset for Christmas. The little guy should LOVE it.

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Too. Many. Hot. Wings. Might. Die.

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Finally setting up OpenELEC (xbmc) on my new Raspberry Pi.

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So when can I buy the video? Soon, please?

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And you pissed off Instagram users wonder why I wrote my own Twitter/Facebook image posting stuff...

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Another fumble!

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WTF, remember when Akers was money?

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LOL fake punt!

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PS - Fuck you Jerry Jones.

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Cmon, like he's going to miss this. It's an extra friggin point.

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WTF are you nuts Sims? Of course that was a bad throw.

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FUUUCCCKKKKKKKKK

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If he makes this, I quit.

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JFC Steelers come on, you look like the Eagles O-line FFS.

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That play by Big Ben had all kinds of "Wait, what?"

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Unsportsmanlike pentalty on the head coach?! LOL.

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Angry Coughlin is the best Coughlin.

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Well the Falcons make that look easy.

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Heh. That was an ugly goal. down 1.

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SCORE!!!!! take the lead!

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Heh, that didn't take long. go down 1.

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That is clearly a high stick. Clearly. Should be no goal.

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"Phantoms are trying for their 2nd win in 8 games." That good eh? Shit.

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@FanSince09 Movies also say to chop the back of the neck. That always knocks people out too. Should be the go to move.

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to FanSince09

Downloading Jelly Bean for my S3 now. Yesssssssssssssss.

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Smart play DRC. That's using your head buddy!

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3 turnovers in 4 plays has to be some kind of record. A shitty one at that.

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When things go bad, things really go bad fast.

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You have got to be fucking kidding me.

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Looks like someone has a case of the fumbles.

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Cole has finally come alive.

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Well, then that happened. So.

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Cmon, you gotta go for it. WTF do you have to lose?

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Aaaannnnddd a false start.

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Ok. 1st and goal on the 2 yard line. Let's start passing boys!

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should have stuck with the Wide 9.

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OMG. ANOTHER ONE!?

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Special teams? Notsomuch. Guy fumbles and still gets past the 20?

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Settle yourself Pacman. Hahahahah, head butt.

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JFC Foles is going to get killed.

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King Dunlop. Professional parking cone. And a big one.

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PS - Fuck you Babin.

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FUMBLE YESSSSSS!

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They have to give the takeway to the here. They haven't had one in forever.

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DEFENSE. Looked like a pass though.

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That's clearly in, shut your faces.

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TD Coop! back in this bitch.

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RUN MACLIN RUNNNNNN!!

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LOL, free play, Foles throws it right at the defender.

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Nnamdi makes a play! WOOOOOO!

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Well I see this is going well.

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Woa woa woa, who let a crack whore on stage?

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Hey Adam Sandler, thanks for really making that come to a new level of suck.

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Unless Adam Sandler sings Piece Of Shit Car, this is a fail.

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Seriously, someone tell me where I will be able to buy this video and name the price. Whatever it costs.

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Sweeeeet. Snowy White too!

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BLAH no Gilmour, that's horseshit.

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Us And Them has always given me chills....

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OMG Roger Waters.

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fakelavy Are we unlocked yet?

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 2:41 PM, Dec 12th, 2012 via BitlBee)

PhilUnionKevinK Someone explain to me how Flava Flav is in the rock Hall of Fame, but Lemmy and Phil Lynott are not.

via web (retweeted on 8:09 PM, Dec 11th, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

paladin Your move, Instagram. pic.twitter.com/cXP8gLmo

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 7:10 PM, Dec 11th, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

Finally, time to go home.

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58 to 0? Wtf is going on?

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Wow, the crowd at this Giants game ohhhs and ahhhs and bitches about every little thing.

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Mtrible BTW: Why did Colt Anderson not start over Awful McBuckeye?

via web (retweeted on 5:49 PM, Dec 9th, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

Yessss. My @Raspberry_Pi has arrived! Now. What shall I do with it?

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Seriously. Someone kick Ed Rendell in the nuts. He is a complete mumble-mouth know-nothing fool. He knows jack shit about football.

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dhm I'm going to make a poster out of this Andy Reid/Duce Staley screencap. twitpic.com/bklg2i

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:35 PM, Dec 9th, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

Celebrating like the just won the Super Bowl.

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OMG OMG OMG. Fearless Foles.

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Jfc now he misses a short one!

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Lolol Foles rumblin! 1st down!

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The offensive line is going to get Foles killed.

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Hey look, Nnamdi is back in!

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Jfc. I knew this was going too well.

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Wow, he had plenty of distance. Klunks the upright. Way to hose the streak Andy.

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Wtf 53 yard attempt. Way to fuck the kid Andy. Haha false start.

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Maclin is a blocking machine! This proves it, the world is coming to an end! #

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OMG Foles gets a rushing TD! That was the slowest run I've ever witnessed.

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Keep feeding Coop the ball.

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All of the sudden DRC is the fucking man?!?

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Just kick the field goal on 3rd down.

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For most of this season actually. RT @rcw1168: Nnamdi looks out of it

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I'm just loosening my arm.

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Hershey's Chocolate World ride. Free candy!

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Finally trying Madden 13 on the Vita.

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billmeltzer 25 yrs ago today, Ron Hextall became 1st NHL goalie to score a goal by shooting the puck into the opposing net: youtube.com/watch?v=FccflX…

via web (retweeted on 7:14 AM, Dec 8th, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

That's Numberwang!

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@mikedaub It looked to come back from the dead. For only a short time.

via web in reply to mikedaub

Heh. Friggin Gentoo. Seriously, it's time to migrate to something else.

via web

Wow, THAT was a fun ride in. Holy cow, ice.

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mk_27 watching nhlpa press conference and i want to see someone run in and elbow crosby just for old times sake

via web (retweeted on 6:54 PM, Dec 6th, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

Wow I should go home...

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Wait, what? LeToux back to the ???

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YESSSSSS. My Raspberry Pi has finally shipped!

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I saw Mommy do more then kiss Santa Claus.

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So the announcement is at 1PM, right?

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@mikedaub I have kids. I'm NOT dropping cable.

via BitlBee in reply to mikedaub

upgrade to 0.26 starts now...

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