The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

November 2012

This shirt and tie thing ain't working for me.

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I should tweet more. Or not.

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@jamileh I can't believe ACIII was the first game of the series I've played. I must be slipping in my old age.

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SPAGETTABOUTIT "I can't wait for this Nickelback concert!!!" - The only dude who ever paid for WinRAR

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Play Station Vita with Assassin's Creed III: Liberation? Your dammed right.

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6.1 upgrade complete. Flawless! Ahem, so far...

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Jaguars claimed Jason Babin. Heh, sorry Jags fans. Don't yell at him, he's very sensitive.

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Well, here goes nothing. Upgrading all blade servers from 5.6 to 6.1 with a Rolling Pool Upgrade...

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Buh Bye mr Babin.

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Wait, there is still a Jason Babin fan club? What a group that must be...

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@lfaren Cold Days ordered and downloaded!

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About sums it up. RT @gonzoCSN: Celek: "Teams come in here and laugh at us"

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Hey Big Andy, thanks. The fans had no idea you guys need to do a better job. Thanks for letting us know. Yet again.

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Seriously Ed Rendell. Shut your big stupid head. Please remove him from Post Game. Please!

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Guess what? Wide Open. Two players ran into each other.

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PHSportsGoddess DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT, NON EAGLES FANS? THIS IS WHY WE ARE INSANE.

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Yup. That just fucking happened.

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Wow. It took a lot longer for the to implode this game. They are getting better!

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Don't fumble! Don't fumble or I'll stab myself!

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Assholemunga always takes a shitty angle on tackles.

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Brown! A red zone run! This is madness!

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Coleman is involved in every after the play scrum. It's a shame he doesn't use some of that energy to, you know, play defense.

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Lol at that 2 point conversion. Of course it's holding.

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This skin tag commercial makes me want to vomit.

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I bet my 1 year old could burn King Dunlap and get to the QB.

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King Dunlap is completely useless.

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Nice coverage, as per usual.

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Celek! Wtf is going on here!?

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Wow, lots of empty seats at the Linc. Go

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Do I even bother with tonight's game? Yeah. I do. Ugh, the pain.

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STILL watching Lost. Something must seriously be wrong with me.

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ConnectbotVX + Bluetooth keyboard + Nexus 7 = Excellent ssh console controller. Bye bye laptop!

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You haven't lived life until you've popped a clutch. Trust me.

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It's vacation time, I'm outta here.

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VLANs are fun!

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OMG watching TV with the 4 year old is like being cross examined in court. Good Lord with all the questions.

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I don't care what they say, a Snickers doesn't really satisfy you.

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Ugh. I'm 2 weeks behind on the . I'm so disappointed in myself. Although I'm caught up with the comics...

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Talking about people to get rid of next year? Ed Rendell. He is awful. Someone shut him up, please.

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6 straight loses. Just terrific. I can't wait to see Post Game Live.

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The only time the show fight whatsoever is after the play in a scrum. Losers.

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Nice job Dunlap. Stand there like a parking cone, then yell at the ref.

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Worst. Team. Ever. Coleman, you are fucking fired.

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Of course. Epic fail, team wide.

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Should have punted on 3rd down.

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The700Level "Wiiiiiiiiide open. I mean wide, wide, wide, wide, wide, wiiiide open was Robinson. " "He almost could call for a fair catch." -Merrill

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Hrm. Who was supposed to be covering him? All Star Nnmandi? Good job buddy.

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You want to script the first 15 plays Andy? Here: 12 screen passes to McCoy, 3 "other" passes to Cooper.

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Oh, McCoy is still on the team? How about that!

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Jesus Christmas who was that to? Fail.

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Woo nice catch! That Celek got some hands!

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SwiftOnSports Last week I said I wouldn't be surprised if the Eagles lost out. Now, I think I'd be surprised if they didn't.

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I wonder if LJ Smith is available?

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D looking as good as ever. Wide open.

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Celek has really gone to shit lately,

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Is it too early to pull out "The Elf on the Shelf" yet? My children are a little crazy.

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King of the Nerds? Really?

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@lfaren Good to know. I have a bunch of boring before it gets good again!

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@krazylegz The first season of Lost wasn't bad. My guess is that it goes downhill?

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@krazylegz Well we alllll know my time is completely without value.

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I never watched past the 3rd season of Lost. I see it's on Netflix. I wonder if I should watch it all...

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GirouxToTango RUXPIN!!! I miss being a kid. :( pic.twitter.com/lYKAmzs8

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I'm going to move to Montana to grow a crop of dental floss.

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Hey Farmville. Fuck yourself silly.

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Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb?

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I am officially addicted to Assassin's Creed III.

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Boston Tea Party complete.

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LVPhantoms 11/14 Ownership announces team will be called LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS when play starts in Allentown! LV merch available phantomsarena.com

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I'm going home. I've had enough for today. Maybe some Assassin's Creed III will help?

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I really miss hockey. Hey, @NHL, you SUCK.

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@jasondaub That's a great song from Smokey And The Bandit.

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OMG I bit my lip. This is sooo the fault.

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USAHockeyScores Team USA wins the 2012 World Junior A Challenge Championship!!! 6-3 victory over Canada West in Yarmouth, Nova Scotia

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Angry Greg Ryan coming up!

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@TheRealDGunnCSN says it best.... Defense looked way better. Started getting it going....

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McCoy is like fuck this, I'm out. Stop asking me questions.

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R Diddy lays it down.

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LOL LJ Smith

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Pretty sure Brent Celek stands in line at the Apple Store for 48 hours...

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Brent Celek dressed like a Hipster.

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Nick Foles is high. He has to be. HAS to be.

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Start to throw the towel in? This fucking team threw the towel in around week 4. Seriously post game live.

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R Diddy says "Go with the kid."

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"I'm going to do a better job, they are going to do a better job, and we are going to get it right." LOL

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game: Andy says he can't predict the future. Well he sure as shit can't learn from the past.

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"Did pretty good last week." And that's the coach. Seriously? LOL

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Guess what? We gotta do a better job, time is yours.

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Oh good, Andy is up at the mic. Let's hear what he has to say.....

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R Diddy says it best, "There is nothing about this team that is good."

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That was fucking awful.

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So that happened.

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LOL A MISSED EXTRA POINT SOMEONE SERIOUSLY KILL ME AND MY PETS.

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Yay TD! WTF who scored?

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Who is this Johnson kid?

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Foles comes up a little gimpy...

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Apparently Foles likes Maclin.

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Foles threads the needle there.

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LOLOL That play was just dumb. But it's a catch! Woo!

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Hey you know what Joe Buck? Go die in a fire. Seriously.

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The are a lemon. And I want my money back.

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McBriaer back with that crazy ass grabbing. Seriously, what is up with that?

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No, Aikman, one of the problems with Dunlap is that he is a shit ass player.

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Holy shit, what a catch by Maclin.

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Nothing like getting embarrassed by one of the worst Cowboy's teams ever. Seriosuly, fuck you .

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Hey DJax. Let's hear more bullshit out of your fucking mouth now. Ok?

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BRB. Going to punch a hole in the wall.

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Clearly a block on the back right near the catch, but not called. Otherwise, still suck.

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Suck it, that's a hold.

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Terrible call. Seriously. That's replacement ref kind of shit. WTF, that's awful.

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Let them have it. 1st and goal? Come on.

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Oh good Lord anyway.

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JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK WAS ALL THAT!!!!

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Woa woa wait, Gandolfini and Ray Liotta in a movie that looks Mob like? I'm in.

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Seriously. How can a guy that big, suck so badly? Come on Dunlap.

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ARGGHHH Horseshit.

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Whats the flag whats the flag?

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Dirty Dirty, I'll take it.

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Penalty on Dallas. Naughty Naughty.

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DeMeco. On you. All day.

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FOLES HAS A CANNON!!!!!!!

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Seriously, that is shit.

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Cox blasts Romo at the end of the play. Now that I like!

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Andy Reid. You are a stupid, stupid, stupid Fucking man.

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That was Babin's best play. He fell on top of Romo after he was already down.

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Great screen, Mathis lead blocks like a complete moron, misses everyone.

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Hey DRC, you suck too. Wide the Fuck open.

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That throw was beautiful. Until it hit Avant in the melon.

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Well, you jerkoffs wanted Foles. You got him. Oh boy here we go.

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The make Felix Jones look like a hall of famer.

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McBriar keeps fondling his ass before the snap. It's kinda creeping me out.

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I counted 28 missed tackles on that play.

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Nah, it's cool defense. Just let them march down the field.

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Oh shit, I forgot the defense has to play too.

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Sweet Christ Mathis is useless.

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KatieStrangESPN According to Fehr, NHL commissioner Gary Bettman said during meeting that "we're past the point of give-and-take."

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Roll Tide? LOL.

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BTW, nice job asshole replay officials.

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Well that wraps it.

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@RachJK29 Ended in a tie. Still a good game though.

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@RachJK29 Nope, they just play home games near me...

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MUHLENBERG HOCKEY TIME!

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Another 4 hours of Assassin's Creed 3. Still fun. Crazy fun actually.

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I am so not tired. I really should be.

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@jamileh I'm sure it was. But the movie will not be great. It is the way of things.

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So there is this Indian boy. On a small boat. With a fucking tiger. No seriously, this is a real book, I'm not huffing paint.

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@kmart93 Anyone that argues with math is A-OK by me...

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Nate Silver 2016!

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