This shirt and tie thing ain't working for me.
I should tweet more. Or not.
@jamileh I can't believe ACIII was the first game of the series I've played. I must be slipping in my old age.
SPAGETTABOUTIT "I can't wait for this Nickelback concert!!!" - The only dude who ever paid for WinRAR
Play Station Vita with Assassin's Creed III: Liberation? Your dammed right.
#XenServer 6.1 upgrade complete. Flawless! Ahem, so far...
Jaguars claimed Jason Babin. Heh, sorry Jags fans. Don't yell at him, he's very sensitive.
Well, here goes nothing. Upgrading all blade servers from #XenServer 5.6 to 6.1 with a Rolling Pool Upgrade...
Chooch on meth?!? #Phillies
Buh Bye mr Babin. #Eagles
Wait, there is still a Jason Babin fan club? What a group that must be... #Eagles
Hey Big Andy, thanks. The fans had no idea you guys need to do a better job. Thanks for letting us know. Yet again. #Eagles
Seriously Ed Rendell. Shut your big stupid head. Please remove him from Post Game. Please! #EaglesTalk
Guess what? Wide Open. Two #Eagles players ran into each other.
PHSportsGoddess DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT, NON EAGLES FANS? THIS IS WHY WE ARE INSANE.
Yup. That just fucking happened. #Eagles
Lolol missed extra point! #Eagles
Wow. It took a lot longer for the #Eagles to implode this game. They are getting better!
Lol Babin. #Eagles
Hey look wide open! #Eagles
Absolutely horrid play. #Eagles
What the Christ was that? #Eagles
Don't fumble! Don't fumble or I'll stab myself! #Eagles
Assholemunga always takes a shitty angle on tackles. #Eagles
Of course he fumbles. #Eagles
Holy shit a sack! #Eagles
Brown! A red zone run! This is madness! #Eagles
Woo flag! #Eagles
Coleman is involved in every after the play scrum. It's a shame he doesn't use some of that energy to, you know, play defense. #Eagles
DRC and Coleman. Shitty. #Eagles
Wow that screen was ugly. #Eagles
Holy shit Dion Lewis. #Eagles
Lol at that 2 point conversion. Of course it's holding. #Eagles
Brown! Love this guy! #Eagles
@paladin Google Murse.
This skin tag commercial makes me want to vomit.
Lol. Wait, what? #Eagles
I bet my 1 year old could burn King Dunlap and get to the QB. #Eagles
King Dunlap is completely useless. #Eagles
Nice coverage, as per usual. #Eagles
Lol. That was awful. #Eagles
Celek! Wtf is going on here!? #Eagles
OMG run plays! #Eagles
Wow, lots of empty seats at the Linc. Go #Eagles
Do I even bother with tonight's #Eagles game? Yeah. I do. Ugh, the pain.
STILL watching Lost. Something must seriously be wrong with me.
ConnectbotVX + Bluetooth keyboard + Nexus 7 = Excellent ssh console controller. Bye bye laptop!
You haven't lived life until you've popped a clutch. Trust me.
Suck it Cowboys.
It's vacation time, I'm outta here.
VLANs are fun!
OMG watching TV with the 4 year old is like being cross examined in court. Good Lord with all the questions.
I don't care what they say, a Snickers doesn't really satisfy you.
Ugh. I'm 2 weeks behind on the #WalkingDead. I'm so disappointed in myself. Although I'm caught up with the comics...
#EaglesTalk Talking about people to get rid of next year? Ed Rendell. He is awful. Someone shut him up, please.
6 straight loses. Just terrific. I can't wait to see Post Game Live. #Eagles
The only time the #Eagles show fight whatsoever is after the play in a scrum. Losers.
Nice job Dunlap. Stand there like a parking cone, then yell at the ref. #Eagles
Great, now Coop is dead. #Eagles
Worst. Team. Ever. Coleman, you are fucking fired. #Eagles
Babin! Wooo! #Eagles
Of course. Epic fail, team wide. #Eagles
The #Eagles are turrable.
Should have punted on 3rd down. #Eagles
The700Level "Wiiiiiiiiide open. I mean wide, wide, wide, wide, wide, wiiiide open was Robinson. " "He almost could call for a fair catch." -Merrill
Hrm. Who was supposed to be covering him? All Star Nnmandi? Good job buddy. #Eagles
Heh. Babin. #Eagles
Wooooooooo 3 points!
You want to script the first 15 plays Andy? Here: 12 screen passes to McCoy, 3 "other" passes to Cooper. #Eagles
Oh, McCoy is still on the team? How about that! #Eagles
Good God I miss hockey. #Eagles
Throw it to Coop! #Eagles
Jesus Christmas who was that to? Fail. #Eagles
Nice job new guy! #Eagles
Give it to Coop! #Eagles
Woo nice catch! That Celek got some hands! #Eagles
I wonder if LJ Smith is available? #Eagles
#Eagles D looking as good as ever. Wide open.
Celek has really gone to shit lately, #Eagles
Your #Eagles folks.
Is it too early to pull out "The Elf on the Shelf" yet? My children are a little crazy.
King of the Nerds? Really?
@lfaren Good to know. I have a bunch of boring before it gets good again!
@krazylegz The first season of Lost wasn't bad. My guess is that it goes downhill?
@krazylegz Well we alllll know my time is completely without value.
I never watched past the 3rd season of Lost. I see it's on Netflix. I wonder if I should watch it all...
Nexus 7 upgraded.
I'm going to move to Montana to grow a crop of dental floss.
Hey Farmville. Fuck yourself silly.
Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb?
I am officially addicted to Assassin's Creed III.
Boston Tea Party complete. #AC3
I'm going home. I've had enough for today. Maybe some Assassin's Creed III will help?
I really miss hockey. Hey, @NHL, you SUCK.
@jasondaub That's a great song from Smokey And The Bandit.
OMG I bit my lip. This is sooo the #Eagles fault.
BLOW. IT. UP. #Eagles
LOLOL Cowflops. #Eagles
Angry Greg Ryan coming up! #Eagles
@TheRealDGunnCSN says it best.... Defense looked way better. Started getting it going....
McCoy is like fuck this, I'm out. Stop asking me questions. #Eagles
R Diddy lays it down. #Eagles
LOL LJ Smith
Pretty sure Brent Celek stands in line at the Apple Store for 48 hours... #Eagles
Brent Celek dressed like a Hipster.
Nick Foles is high. He has to be. HAS to be. #Eagles
Start to throw the towel in? This fucking team threw the towel in around week 4. Seriously #Eagles post game live.
R Diddy says "Go with the kid." #Eagles
"I'm going to do a better job, they are going to do a better job, and we are going to get it right." #Eagles LOL
game: Andy says he can't predict the future. Well he sure as shit can't learn from the past. #Eagles
"Did pretty good last week." And that's the coach. Seriously? LOL #Eagles
Guess what? We gotta do a better job, time is yours. #Eagles
Oh good, Andy is up at the mic. Let's hear what he has to say.....
R Diddy says it best, "There is nothing about this team that is good." #Eagles
That was fucking awful. #Eagles
So that happened. #Eagles
LOL A MISSED EXTRA POINT SOMEONE SERIOUSLY KILL ME AND MY PETS. #Eagles
Yay TD! WTF who scored? #Eagles
Who is this Johnson kid?
Foles comes up a little gimpy... #Eagles
Apparently Foles likes Maclin. #Eagles
Foles threads the needle there. #Eagles
LOLOL That play was just dumb. But it's a catch! Woo! #Eagles
Hey you know what Joe Buck? Go die in a fire. Seriously.
The #Eagles are a lemon. And I want my money back.
McBriaer back with that crazy ass grabbing. Seriously, what is up with that? #Eagles
No, Aikman, one of the problems with Dunlap is that he is a shit ass player. #Eagles
Holy shit, what a catch by Maclin. #Eagles
Nothing like getting embarrassed by one of the worst Cowboy's teams ever. Seriosuly, fuck you #Eagles.
Hey DJax. Let's hear more bullshit out of your fucking mouth now. Ok?
BRB. Going to punch a hole in the wall. #Eagles
Clearly a block on the back right near the catch, but not called. Otherwise, #Eagles still suck.
Suck it, that's a hold. #Eagles
Terrible call. Seriously. That's replacement ref kind of shit. WTF, that's awful. #Eagles
Let them have it. 1st and goal? Come on. #Eagles
Oh good Lord anyway. #Eagles
JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK WAS ALL THAT!!!! #Eagles
Woa woa wait, Gandolfini and Ray Liotta in a movie that looks Mob like? I'm in.
Seriously. How can a guy that big, suck so badly? Come on Dunlap. #Eagles
ARGGHHH Horseshit. #Eagles
Whats the flag whats the flag? #Eagles
Dirty Dirty, I'll take it. #Eagles
Penalty on Dallas. Naughty Naughty. #Eagles
DeMeco. On you. All day. #Eagles
FOLES HAS A CANNON!!!!!!! #Eagles
OMG A RUN PLAY! #Eagles
Seriously, that is shit.
Cox blasts Romo at the end of the play. Now that I like! #Eagles
Andy Reid. You are a stupid, stupid, stupid Fucking man. #Eagles
That was Babin's best play. He fell on top of Romo after he was already down. #Eagles
Great screen, Mathis lead blocks like a complete moron, misses everyone. #Eagles
Hey DRC, you suck too. Wide the Fuck open. #Eagles
That throw was beautiful. Until it hit Avant in the melon. #Eagles
Well, you jerkoffs wanted Foles. You got him. Oh boy here we go. #Eagles
ANOTHER FUCKING SACK! #Eagles
A sack! Wooooo! #Eagles
The #Eagles make Felix Jones look like a hall of famer.
McBriar keeps fondling his ass before the snap. It's kinda creeping me out. #Eagles
QB draw. FFS. #Eagles
I counted 28 missed tackles on that play. #Eagles
Nah, it's cool defense. Just let them march down the field. #Eagles
Oh shit, I forgot the defense has to play too. #Eagles
Holy shit Coop! #Eagles
Oh noes, the Red Zone. #Eagles
Run DJac run! #Eagles
Sweet Christ Mathis is useless. #Eagles
Doh, Bills fail...
Roll Tide? LOL.
BTW, nice job asshole replay officials. #PSU
Well that wraps it. #PSU
@RachJK29 Ended in a tie. Still a good game though.
@RachJK29 Nope, they just play home games near me...
MUHLENBERG HOCKEY TIME!
Another 4 hours of Assassin's Creed 3. Still fun. Crazy fun actually.
I am so not tired. I really should be.
@jamileh I'm sure it was. But the movie will not be great. It is the way of things.
So there is this Indian boy. On a small boat. With a fucking tiger. No seriously, this is a real book, I'm not huffing paint.
@kmart93 Anyone that argues with math is A-OK by me...
Nate Silver 2016!