The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

October 2012

Yup. It's time to delete my Facebook account. It is seriously useless.

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Does Romney hate FEMA or love FEMA now? I've lost track...

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Duck Dynasty until midnight? Yes please.

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Finally on to the new season of . This whole storm deal has really helped me clean out my MythTV DVR.

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OMG electricity, ohhh how I have missed you.

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Yessss the power is back!

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Blah blah blah Disney will ruin Star Wars. Have you watched the 3 newest movies? Star Wars ruined itself.

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Kids are at Grammy's for the night. Hand pumped the sump pit again, water intake is starting to slow down. 60 degrees in the house. Nice!

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@andrewzimmern just RTed JWoww. Shit just got real.

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3am sump pump pit drainage complete. Maybe I'll wait 2 hours until the next one. Maybe.

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And here comes the big rain. Officially on hourly sump pump watch.

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And we are done. Bye bye power.

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Aw crap. There was the first serious power flicker. Shit shit shit.

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TheRickGrimes_ Why can't Carl take a walk during a Hurricane?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:38 PM, Oct 29th, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

Second spitter! RT @utley: the keith hernandez seinfeld episodes are on. yessss.

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Two children in the house all day. It's not going well. They are now running around like maniacs. God help us.

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@joelmchale Hurricane Sandy is really kicking our butt. I could REALLY use some flameless candles, help!

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Oh God, that's 4 power flickers in 3 minutes. Noooooooooooooooooooo!

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Wow, here comes the wind...

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@josiahritchie If you have a PPL account you can login and see them online.

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@mikedaub I don't have a lot of choice. That and the fish tank syphon is all I have.

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daub.me/p/b2223 - When the power goes out, this hand pump will be my partner until the end.

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This CNN guy in Atlantic City is friggin nuts.

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RIP Atlantic City boardwalk.

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inthephilshouse The have declined to pick up Wigginton's and Contreras' options.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:25 PM, Oct 29th, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

Goodbye office, I hope you are here when I return on Wednesday...

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Came in on time to find out they are closing the place at Noon. So stupid, why come in at all?

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I'm going to need a bigger boat...

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Red Dawn remake? This is madness.

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The Giants have to be the luckiest team ever.

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OMFG how did he catch that?

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Romo intercepted. Again.

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If you believe in God, please pray for my basement.

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Look out, Nutter is on the mic.

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Yeah, Asante Samuel is a dick head.

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PHSportsGoddess Ike Reese is PISSED.

via web (retweeted on 4:31 PM, Oct 28th, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

As expected, Andy's presser is as pathetic as the game was.

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Just let this shit show end now.

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Hey, Vick, who the F was that even thrown too?

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So apparently Atlanta is one of the worst rushing teams in the NFL. Not against the

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Phils08champs The latest satellite image. Holy balls. instagr.am/p/RVjDHaGPAg/

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BitlBee Found a decent JSON library. bugs.bitlbee.org/bitlbee/ticket… Now, five months left to save BitlBee Twitter support..

via BitlBee (retweeted on 2:45 PM, Oct 28th, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

Andy Reid looks crazy anxious to get off the field. The locker room must have a half time buffet.

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Nice coverage Nmandi Assholemunga.

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So which one of you assholes is going to apologize for Nnamdi this time? He sucks.

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Uh, blame the penalties on blitzes? OK Fox commentators.

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Lol DRC just grabbed his helmet. Yes, I would call that interference.

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Remember when we all used to love this wide 9 defense? Yeah, me neither.

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I blame all that nonsense on Babin.

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Wide the Fuck open. Not a single guy even near him. Pathetic.

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Pathetic. That guy was covered by 4 guys and still caught it.

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Damn Cox, that could have been huge.

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NASA_GoddardPix The latest full disk image of Earth puts Hurricane Sandy into perspective...it's massive: bit.ly/Refh9n

via bitly (retweeted on 12:40 PM, Oct 28th, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

@311Phillies I bought Side Jobs to hold me over but I haven't read it yet.

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@311Phillies The wait is seriously killing me. Read some reviews, it's supposed to be "big."

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Starting to wonder what is going to hand me a bigger beating: Frankenstorm or the game...

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I could watch this Duck Dynasty nonsense all night long.

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I should have bought a generator.

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Operation "Eat all the food in the freezer so we don't have to throw it away when there is no power from the storm" has begun.

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@JohnBolaris How's the storm playing out for the Allentown area?

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DrunkHockey wtf NHL usatoday.com/story/sports/n… fb.me/J2CLPJHV

via Facebook (retweeted on 11:50 AM, Oct 26th, 2012 via web)

@jrishel Linux fdisk shows it as type b, W95 FAT32 (cc: @elegantinvent)

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@jrishel I think my card must be bad, this isn't going so well!

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@jrishel Yes, they certainly did. Thanks for the answer anyway!

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@jrishel With your isostick, can you load isos directly with the device, or do you need a card reader?

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@elegantinvent 's isostick is awesome. I just wish they made a cover for the usb plug.

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raaaachel_g Did anyone ever like sestito any way? Before he was proven to be a giant soggy douche?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:34 PM, Oct 25th, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

Oh, iMessage us down? I didn't notice. Google Talk is working just fine. Always has!

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I have a computer tech that doesn't know how to use "ping." Is it legal to bash them with a 2x4? Well it should be.

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Obama to the and , "Y'all should be able to figure this out. Get this done."

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To order Assassin's Creed 3 or not........

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JeffreyFeldman How to send the fetid creature known as Ann Coulter skulking back to its sulfurous lair: bit.ly/UzvgoK

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Seriously Donald Trump. No one cares anymore.

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@mikedaub What, like work? Cmon man.

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@mikedaub Why not? What a group of wackadoos, good Lord.

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Wow. Reading Sarah Palin's facebook comments. Where do these people come from? Good Lord, fail.

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@JohnBolaris says there could be a hell of a storm on the way. Time to buy a generator or a rowboat.

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Not returning a ? Unheard of.

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@mikedaub I'm talking about files and music and stuff. Come on man, stay on topic.

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@mikedaub That's not the cloud you clown.

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@mikedaub I don't use their cloud. I have my own.

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@ForeverAFlyer48 The LAST thing I need is co-workers texting me. Sweet Mother of God.

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15 voicemail messages? Wtf, who uses voicemail? Email me you clowns.

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Mitt Romney. Magic Underwear. Yeah, let that sink in.

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@zoowithroy Won't happen. Neither of these donkeys will ever say "I don't know."

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Seriously Mitt. Lose the shit eating grin.

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jamileh Aggression != Strength

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 9:57 PM, Oct 22nd, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

Obama totally just said whopper.

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daub.me/p/91a41 - Heh. This kid is a real piece of work.

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Need. Coffee. ASAP.

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I could watch this Duck Dynasty show all night long. Seriously.

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How hard is it to figure out the Patriots offense? Short pass to some white guy. Every time.

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Jets D is kinda shitty.

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Sanchez is seriously a big headed idiot. Good Lord throw the ball away dufus.

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Did they just play the goal horn at the Patriots stadium?

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How the hell did he drop that?

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Heh. Sanchez. That's all that needs to be said.

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Redskins doing their best Eagles impersonation with all these turnovers.

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Whoops. Everyone forgot that the Skins defense sucks too.

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How is it that is the never watched the movie 300?

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Holy cow. Passed out last night and got almost 12 hours of sleep.

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Pirate. Hooker. Good tune.

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@mikedaub Oh I've seen it. About 1000 times.

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Oh, have you heard? The bird is the word. The kid's favorite new driving song. Over. And over.

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Twitter Whale Fail.

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I don't care what you say, Father Ted is funny stuff.

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kmart93 Reading Ann Coulter quotes from her talk at PSU tonight. She is the worst. Racist, demeaning and just a miserable person.

via web (retweeted on 9:03 PM, Oct 18th, 2012 via web)

Hey look, it's Thursday. time!

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@mikedaub What are we talking about? :)

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@mikedaub No, it's completely broken. Completely.

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Wow. Twitter-Tools for Wordpress is a complete fail on my server. Oh well, so much for that idea.

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That's all she wrote! Yankees get SWEPT. Suck it Yankees, and more importantly, suck it Yankees Fans!

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Wow. Watching Bryz's KHL recap videos is making my head hurt. Good Lord Bryz.

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@mikedaub Use the right tool for the job.

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@mikedaub @paladin You already have Windows in a VM and you bitch about that too :)

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@mikedaub @paladin Making a hackintosh on an AMD based system is a real pain in the sack. Plus, no more array.

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@mikedaub @paladin Hose the system. Install Windows. See how that works for you.

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Is it morning already?

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Galaxy S III full backup: 38 seconds. Firmware upgrade: 4 minutes. You iPhone users are sad.

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Ugh. Looks like the Twitter to Wordpress tool broke. Badly.

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@mikedaub Uh huh. Good luck with that, you are on your own.

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@mikedaub WTF are you going to do with all that horseshit?

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Sorry to interrupt all this debate shit, but this just in: Suck it . That is all.

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hahah RT @annadelphia: Mitt Romney ran the Olympics like Al Gore created the internet.

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LesBowen This is exactly what the middle class is crying for! Stop taxing our dividends and capital gains! Wait...

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wins 3-1 and takes the top of Group A. Onwards!

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Gooooaaaallll! Dempsey scores to take the lead!

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I think there was a good reason the cut Babin the first time, right?

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@LONG_DRIVE And the original models held 100MB. OMG holy shit 100MB!

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Rivers on suicide watch...

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Lolol picked off! Again!

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Denver intercepts again!

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Wow. Denver finally wakes the hell up.

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Wally Joyner wtf.

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RealGilbert I'll be on The Howard Stern Show tomorrow, Monday, October 15th.

via web (retweeted on 10:22 PM, Oct 14th, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

Wow, Buster Posey. Quite a dip.

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Hey Hunter Pence. Lay off the Red Bulls before someone really gets hurt.

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BOOM. Yankees are down 2.

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Tom Brady sad face.

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Patriots lose! Wife is stomping around the house.

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Arizona hits a 61 yard field goal to tie the game!

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LOL @ Yankees fan's ass hanging out.

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I miss Jim Johnson.

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DOH. Akers misses again.

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Angry Tom Coughlin is angry.

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Wow. Stellar press conference once again by Big Andy.

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Any Reid canned response, we gotta do better, times yours.

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Wide open. Every play. Every guy. Wide open.

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Just switch to the other game already.

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GET RID OF THE FUCKING BALL!

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Well that first play went just as planned. Just as planned.

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The Mike Vick turnover machine and a BS call against Celek blows this game...

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shit the bed on this one.

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FFFFfffFfFfFFFfffffF...

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NOT CONCLUSIVE NOT CONCLUSIVE

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NO sir, out of bounds.

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Hey loo, 3 and out. Good job boys.

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Coyboys lose! YESS!

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Of course. Just let them walk right down the field.

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OF course he is wide the fuck open.

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Juan Castillo going crazy with the Blistex.

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er wait, wtf, Maclin

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WIDE OPEN DJAX!!!! TD!

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Well there that goes. STUPID STUPID STUPID.

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