The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

September 2012

ArtieQuitter Last 2 plays, both defensive interference. More rapes in the Eagles secondary then in Camden last night. At least our QB never killed a dog

via web (retweeted on 11:53 PM, Sep 30th, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

BroadStBull Poor special teams. Lousy secondary play. Head-scratching play-calling inside the red zone. And yet, Eagles are 3-1. Somehow.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:47 PM, Sep 30th, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

In Andy's defense, he's never actually had a timeout left that late in a game. Obviously confused with it.

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Seriously, Fuck Bob Costas.

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I totally thought the 2nd kick was good. Almost died.

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You have got to be Fucking kidding me.

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Lol, Vick throws deep, clunks a defender in the back.

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Sure. Just let them march right down the friggin field.

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TD! Wide open holy cow.

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JFC COMMERCIALS.

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Well that's about as close as it's gonna get. 1st down.

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Who the crap was that pass to?

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I'll be damned.

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Wow. That looks like a good catch to me. Not sure if there is enough to overturn the call...

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LOL Andy Andy Andy....

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Hey! He let the punt go over his head! Clap Clap Clap!

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Nnamdi just isn't any good.

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Nice flop new guy.

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Hey look another stupid ass holding penalty.

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The punt returner sucks. Instead, they get a new punter.

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Jesus, call a fair catch before you get yourself killed.

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Good call regular refs!

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Perfect. Just the start I was expecting.

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This song makes me want to kill myself.

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Dommy Brown with and RBI triple to take the lead!

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ebertchicago GOP paid $3.1 million to firm which has created fraudulent voter registrations. Ironic, given its fears of Dem fraud. dld.bz/bNCND

via SocialOomph (retweeted on 9:32 PM, Sep 28th, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

It always makes me smile when Reyes eats a giant bag of shit.

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Why do people get so butthurt over fans booing Werth? Get over it, it's just something Philly fans do.

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Shall I upgrade the core network switch at work from home? I'm almost too afraid to try...

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Cmon Charlie. Wake the hell up already.

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Ok, pull the kid. Please.

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loctastic contemplating asking famous people for RTs after my son is born. thoughts?

via Echofon (retweeted on 8:42 PM, Sep 27th, 2012 via BitlBee)

Come on Dommy, show me something here.

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WOOOO! 3 run double for Ruf!!!

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LOLOLOL Patrick Stewart on The Daily Show.

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jasondaub Kevin Meaney. Thats not right! pic.twitter.com/aSKqwBsS

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:36 PM, Sep 26th, 2012 via web)

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

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HIGH. CHEESE. BLAMMO!

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Well Jesus, that really turned into a mess.

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DAMN, Brown just missed that one. Still got the run in though. down 1.

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Jimmy! GONE! within 2.

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Dammit to shit hell fart balls shit ass.

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Good friggin Lord Kendrick.

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Heh. This is an old school Kendrick-Fail kind of game.

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This getting dark early shit isn't for me.

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Winner! Nats can't clinch on Philly soil. Wooo!

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Lol Ruf gets the silent treatment.

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I wonder if dickhead Jerry Jones would have the same opinion if it was his Cowboys that got hosed?

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Um. Chas Henry released?

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OMG Windows updates, you are killing me.

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Espngreeny I told you: NFL owners cannot be embarrassed.
Today's example: See Jones, Jerry

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 11:57 AM, Sep 25th, 2012 via web)

I miss Ed Hochuli.

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Patriots of the NFL are the Penguins of the NHL.

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I never understood how the Patriots score a rushing TD with that little white guy.

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Tom Brady is the NFL version of Cindy Crosby. It's unbelievable.

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Wow. Total team failure. Offense sucked. Defense sucked. Total shit.

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I picked a hell of a day to quit huffing glue.

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LesBowen So, 1st and goal w/16 secs left. Three snaps, no TOs, never any hint of a workable play, ending in disaster. Sequence that defined the day

via web (retweeted on 5:39 PM, Sep 23rd, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

PHSportsGoddess Playcalling makes no sense.

via web (retweeted on 5:30 PM, Sep 23rd, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

Vick is going yo get Celeck killed.

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This is pathetic. Absolutely pathetic.

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SonsofBen After our goal... pic.twitter.com/u3wTysfd

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:01 PM, Sep 23rd, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

@sbaickerCSN Morganti has a better understanding of the friggin rules.

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Why the hell would you accept that penalty?

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This @nfl ref mess is completely out of hand.

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You have got to be kidding me.

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Ugh. How is Vick still breathing?

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Yesssss. lucky to only give up 3.

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Hey , a little defense please.

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It would end on a Howard strike out wouldn't it.

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Bottom of the 9th. Last shot for the

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My name is Humpty. Pronounced with an Umpty.

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Chooooooch goes back to back!

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Holy Juan Pierre Batman! So close to a dinger!

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Well overall, that was a seriously shitty game. But a win is a win.

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YESSSSS. Love it when a lineman picks off the ball and rumbles for a TD!

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The had 21 hits. Good Lord.

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Settle down Cam Newton, you are still getting your ass kicked.

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If this works, it will be a miracle. I hate network device firmware upgrades.

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Booooooo Mets home run.

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PhilUnionKevinK I'd just like to point out that Sebastien Le Toux will probably be looking for a new team in about 2 months.. just saying.

via web (retweeted on 8:48 PM, Sep 20th, 2012 via BitlBee)

Boooooooo, no runs in the 2nd inning booooooooo.

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Oy. F words all around.

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Everybody hits! But the damned pitcher.

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And now a hit batter. Another run.

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Mets force a run with a walk. 4-0, 6 straight hits, then a walk. Mets pulling the pitcher.

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That's a win bitches. Come back win to take the 2nd game of the series.

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Nice catch Dommy. Please don't dive just for the hell of it. K? Thanks.

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That's right Valdespin. Get the fuck out.

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GOOONEEE!!!!!!!! HOWARD INTO THE UPPER DECK!!!!

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Thanks for your help, Bastardo.

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Looked out to me!

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Uh oh. Bye bye ball. Wright clocks one. down 1.

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No tonight. Now what am I supposed to do?

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Rebooted a work server, now it's not coming back. Frack.

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For Christ's sake, can we please just get the normal refs back? I mean, dear Lord please.

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Wow. Asante finally hit somebody!

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So, uh, yeah, the Broncos.

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BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA. win 3-1 over the Mets.

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DOM BROWN GOES BOOOM!!!

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That's a homer. Off the roof behind the wall.

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DAMN Jimmy, so close. Get's a triple anyway.

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Dom Brown gots some hustle. 1st tripe of the year.

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JFC Mets, make up your mind. Walk or don't walk, come on.

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Sarge's iDroid? Heh, wtf?

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LOLMets. What kind of a crazy ass throw was that?!

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I may be too afraid to watch the versus the Mets.

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Hahahaha HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!

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LOL Tom Coughlin at the end of the game at the other coach? What a bitch.

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@dwmatty Painful to watch. Moreso since the pen had been really doing well. Probably overworked at this point.

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blow the lead and let the Astros win again. Nail. Coffin.

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Help us Chooch, you are our only hope.

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That is clearly a Rams TD, and the refs blow it. Again.

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Dom Brown CRUSHES a ball deep to score 2 runs. down 1

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LOL. RG3 is a really whiney bitch.

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE!

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Fleep not so good today. Ugh.

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Good lord, Aumount is all over the place.

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However, there is FARRR to much time on that clock.

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No shit it was a pass skippy. Way to be.

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Auto review, under 2 minutes. But still, jesus, that was a BAD, BAD call.

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That is the largest pile of horse shit I've ever seen. Ever.

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The Cards beat the Pats??! LOL OMG.

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Hey! Good call! For a change!

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That was CLEARLY a false start. Jesus, come on

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DAMN. What a catch. Chase, sooooo close...

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Woa. Wait, what?

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Watching McCoy dance around like that makes my knees ache.

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Hey! A kick return that got past the 12 yard line!

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After all those penalties, I feel very lucky the Ravens only got 3.

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3rd down. Again.

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Personal foul, sneezing on the QB. Still stupid by Babin.

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DRC running around like a chicken without a head.

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