The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

August 2012

toolboa NHL - 'Together We Can' (HD) youtu.be/EWQs3O_IDas

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:29 PM, Aug 31st, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

Strong game by but they still came up way short.

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What a game. battle back to beat the Braves.

via TweetCaster for Android

I'm OK with plunking Uggla here. Just because.

via TweetCaster for Android

So what Zoc excuses do we make now?

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KRATZ! Suck it Larry/Chipper!

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I have a bad feeling that is going to get crushed.

via TweetCaster for Android

My linode's seem to be coming back up slowly...

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Nice. Twitter search for Linode shows other users in the same Newark NJ data center as I am. Lots of people...

via web

Ugh. Looks like my Linode servers just crapped out. How about you @andreychek

via web

Well the run defense seems about right so far.

via TweetCaster for Android

Thank God the preseason is almost over.

via TweetCaster for Android

GirouxToTango A Prefect Circles cover of Imagine is truly incredible.

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 7:02 PM, Aug 30th, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

Blah, heck with this game. I have Counter Strike to play.

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Poor Cole Hamels. He apparently can't pitch with the shits.

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Utley! GOOONNEEEE!

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Yikes. Come on Worley.

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Holy shit!!!! Howard with the grand slam!

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My daily Firefox - Chrome, Chrome - Firefox flip-flop continues...

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TheDailyEdge Romney vows to be a President of all America, except for the gay, female, Black, Hispanic, old, poor, student and middle class parts

via web (retweeted on 1:08 AM, Aug 28th, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

@mikedaub @jasondaub My new one was only $250.

via web in reply to mikedaub

@mikedaub @jasondaub I'm out, I just bought a tablet.

via BitlBee in reply to mikedaub

Bastardo strikes out the side!

via TweetCaster for Android

Hey Werth, sit your as down.

via TweetCaster for Android

now up 3 zip. Jimmy roped a nice hit.

via TweetCaster for Android

@SemiAutoAZ What do you think of the S3?

via TweetCaster for Android

No way that was a good catch.

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Promote the 2nd team defense to first team.

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Stupid auto correct. That was supposed to say Christ.

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Fair ball! take the lead! And LOL, nice throw Wertz.

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Attention bench. Anyone, please, punch Wiggy directly in the nuts for me. Thanks.

via TweetCaster for Android

That play at the plate was pretty much the definition of clusterfuck.

via TweetCaster for Android

ChrisBranchTNJ Also caught up with Nate Schierholtz, who said he expects to be back Tuesday.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:22 PM, Aug 23rd, 2012 via BitlBee)

Damn. This Samsung Galaxy S III is sweeeeeet.

via TweetCaster for Android

@TimmyzWitAZ Me neither. Although the can beat anyone's 2nd and 3rd team scrubs!

via BitlBee in reply to TimmyzWitAZ

Clearly helmet to helmet.

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That was just stupid.

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Seriously Gruden, STFU.

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I guess that is DJax trying harder and going all out?

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This is going to be a hell of a long season...

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KRATZ! HOw the hell does he do that without standing up?!

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Great. I turn on the and Dom Brown lights shit up.

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LOL Hansen waves NO CATCH BABY. Too bad it counced off his back.

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Oh F your roughing the passer nonsense.

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drunkcoatesy Pre-Season Football freaking rules.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:35 PM, Aug 20th, 2012 via BitlBee)

Nice to see the Pats fans cheering for the injured Vick.

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And Vick is hurt again.

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Hey Vick. Knock off the head-first shit, mmkay?

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Roy does not look happy. Uh oh.

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Heh. At least the Reds had a giant brain fart there.

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Um. Doc? WTF now?

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Resign Hartnell? SWEET.

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Lol, now DC United players are shoving each other! Wtf is going on!?

via TweetCaster for Android

Clearly got the ball. This ref is completely out of his mind.

via TweetCaster for Android

Another red card. This is getting way out of hand.

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OMG he missed the retry! still tied at 1.

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Really stupid penalty taken in the box.

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Ugh. Defense slept through the shot.

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Uh oh. Looks like McMath took a shot to the grapes. Ugh.

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Back to back big saves by Zach.

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Heh. All that praise and he gets picked at home.

via TweetCaster for Android

Dom Brown! Bases clearing double!

via TweetCaster for Android

4 out save for Papelbon! win!

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Rollins is 0-5. Just grand.

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GONE!!!! Holy hell, Kratz KILLED that ball.

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Is there any chance someone can punch Ryan Lochte right in the dickbag? Please?

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Kellen Moore wooooo!

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Sarge doesn't own Jeans? wtf?

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How can someone not like MASH? Inconceivable.

via TweetCaster for Android

OMG Disney Pocahontas on Blu Ray. Shit. I shouldn't have said that.

via TweetCaster for Android

BryzgaLove Haters, but they can't deny the Flyers are fabulous. pic.twitter.com/Le09RfSY

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:33 PM, Aug 17th, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

Hell of a base clearing gapper by Frandsen!

via TweetCaster for Android

Frank Zappa was one strange guy. Great music though.

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42 Facebook requests. 40 of which are from some sort of douchy game ending in -ville or -mania.

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Woa. Simmer, 6 year extension? Nice....

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Tim Howard was unreal.

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And that's it!!! finally wins in Mexico! WOOOOO!

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4 minutes of extra time.

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Wow, that was a heck of a save by Howard.

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GOOOOOAAALLLLLLOLOLOLOLLOLOLLL!!!!

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Well this won't take long.

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Counter-Strike: Global Offensive pre-ordered. YESSSSSSS...

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Flyrfn144 If you're even remotely a fan of the walking dead show, pick up the comics. Much darker, more violent, and more compelling. Worth reading.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:29 PM, Aug 15th, 2012 via BitlBee)

Damned Mexican fans and their laser pointers.

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Samsung Galaxy S III ordered. It was time.

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1/2 time, - Mexico, tied at nil-nil.

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This friendly doesn't look very friendly.

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Landon, you have to shoot there.

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Well that was a quick foul.

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versus Mexico soccer time...

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Thank God that's over.

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tonyisdynamic This was a 3-2 baseball game 5 minutes ago.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:10 PM, Aug 15th, 2012 via BitlBee)

Heh, nice arm Luna.

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iWIC3 Sheesh.. Melky Cabrera.. ALL STAR MVP Melky Cabrera of the has been suspended 50 games for testing positive for testosterone.

via Echofon (retweeted on 3:01 PM, Aug 15th, 2012 via BitlBee)

Meh, can't win them all...

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Help us bullpen. You are our only hope.

via TweetCaster for Android

Was the really Schneider? Holy cow.

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Was wrestling with the boy, having fun. Lifted him over my head and he was laughing. Yup. Spit up right on my face.

via TweetCaster for Android

Mother fucking refurbed asshole shitstorm.

via BitlBee

Take your refurbished and shove it up your ass.

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Got the wife's replacement phone. Fucking wi-fi doesn't work.

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"rsync: command not found" Oh come on, really?

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It's peanut butter jelly time.

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It's 3am. My wife is going to be PISSED OFF when she figures out that I've made a serious dent into her wine frige. And I hate wine.

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It's almost 3AM. I really should be sleeping. No shit.

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I could really use a Bloody Mary.

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@RachJK29 Well boobs, that's a different story.

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Am I the only one out there that doesn't care about movies in 3D?

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@RealGilbert You, my dear sir, are an absolute genius.

via BitlBee in reply to RealGilbert

@jamileh I'm a few episodes behind on my DVR. Dangit!

via BitlBee in reply to jamileh

@D_LEED Well maybe you should watch it! It is that good.

via BitlBee in reply to D_LEED

@jamileh Now I think you are just messing with me :)

via BitlBee in reply to jamileh

@jamileh Don't do it! Don't say a word!

via BitlBee in reply to jamileh

Shut it you jerks! I'm watching later!

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I'm sorry, but without @LisaLampanelli , these roasts just aren't nearly as funny. Period.

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OMG Carrie Fisher. Good lord.

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Jeff Ross LOL

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YES. SOMEONE IS GOING TO BE FIRED OUT OF A CANNON

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Nooooooo!! Written In the starts Nooooo!!!! Fans know why

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HurkaDoesSports Every time I hear Fatboy Slim, I think of Christopher Walken dancing around. Can he show up tonight?

via web (retweeted on 9:39 PM, Aug 12th, 2012 via BitlBee)

Please let that bus crash and burn Russel Brand in a giant fire. Please?

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Er. Well, Nick Mason anyway. I turned the channel and got too excited. Heh.

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Jesus Christ why didn't someone tell me Pink Floyd was playing!!

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Watching something live that is not sports is new to me.

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Shhh. The new seasons starts NOW.

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Good Lord, are falling apart.

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So sad the Olympics are over. Now I'll have to actually work at work. Cripes.

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Hey @normmacdonald, settle yourself.

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