Strong game by #BoiseState but they still came up way short.
What a game. #Phillies battle back to beat the Braves.
I'm OK with plunking Uggla here. Just because. #Phillies
CLIFF LEE IS BATTING. #Phillies
John Fucking Mayberry Jr! #Phillies
Fuck you Uggla. #Phillies
Tied up bitches! #Phillies
So what Zoc excuses do we make now? #Phillies
Fart noise. #Phillies
KRATZ! Suck it Larry/Chipper! #Phillies
I have a bad feeling that #BoiseState is going to get crushed.
Oh suck it Mini Mart. #Phillies
@mikedaub It is now, yes.
My linode's seem to be coming back up slowly...
Nice. Twitter search for Linode shows other users in the same Newark NJ data center as I am. Lots of people...
Ugh. Looks like my Linode servers just crapped out. How about you @andreychek
Lol @ Trotter's picture. #Eagles
Well the run defense seems about right so far. #Eagles
Thank God the preseason is almost over. #Eagles
GirouxToTango A Prefect Circles cover of Imagine is truly incredible.
#Phillies win! Yawn.
Blah, heck with this #Philies game. I have Counter Strike to play.
Wooo! Jimmy! #Phillies
Poor Cole Hamels. He apparently can't pitch with the shits. #Phillies
Ah crap. #Phillies
Utley! GOOONNEEEE! #Phillies
Buh Bye Vance. #Phillies
Yikes. Come on Worley. #Phillies
Holy shit!!!! Howard with the grand slam! #Phillies
My daily Firefox - Chrome, Chrome - Firefox flip-flop continues...
TheDailyEdge Romney vows to be a President of all America, except for the gay, female, Black, Hispanic, old, poor, student and middle class parts
Um. Yeah. Heh.
@jasondaub Ahh, what I bummer.
Swept the Nats. Nice. #Phillies
Jimmy!! #Phillies up 3 zip!
Boooom. #Phillies win!
Bastardo strikes out the side! #Phillies
Whiff! Sit down Werth! #Phillies
Hey Werth, sit your as down. #Phillies
Ugh. Foles gets clobbered. #Eagles
#Phillies now up 3 zip. Jimmy roped a nice hit.
@SemiAutoAZ Sweet. I just got mine. Love it as well.
@SemiAutoAZ What do you think of the S3?
No way that was a good catch. #Eagles
Punt block! #Eagles
Promote the 2nd team defense to first team. #Eagles
Stupid auto correct. That was supposed to say Christ. #Eagles
@loctastic Anything regarding cellphones. Ever.
Fair ball! #Phillies take the lead! And LOL, nice throw Wertz.
God damn that has to hurt. #Phillies
It's Kendrick time baby. #Phillies
Yesssss! Mayberry! #Phillies win!
Ugh. Take a pitch Dommy. #Phillies
Rat bastard. #Phillies
Lololol Wtf was that!? #Phillies
Attention #Phillies bench. Anyone, please, punch Wiggy directly in the nuts for me. Thanks.
I'll take that run too. #Phillies
Meh. I'll take the run. #Phillies
That play at the plate was pretty much the definition of clusterfuck. #Phillies
Holy shit Mini Mart! #Phillies
ChrisBranchTNJ Also caught up with Nate Schierholtz, who said he expects to be back Tuesday.
Damn. This Samsung Galaxy S III is sweeeeeet.
Clearly helmet to helmet. #Eagles
Woo! #Phillies win 12-5.
That was just stupid. #Eagles
Seriously Gruden, STFU. #Eagles
I guess that is DJax trying harder and going all out? #Eagles
This is going to be a hell of a long season... #Eagles
KRATZ! HOw the hell does he do that without standing up?! #Phillies
@mikedaub Versus the Pats
LOL Hansen waves NO CATCH BABY. Too bad it counced off his back. #Eagles
Oh F your roughing the passer nonsense. #Eagles
Nice to see the Pats fans cheering for the injured Vick. #Eagles
And Vick is hurt again. #Eagles
Hey Vick. Knock off the head-first shit, mmkay? #Eagles
Damn you Jimmy. #Phillies
Roy does not look happy. Uh oh. #Phillies
Heh. At least the Reds had a giant brain fart there. #Phillies
Um. Doc? WTF now? #Phillies
Resign Hartnell? SWEET.
Lol, now DC United players are shoving each other! Wtf is going on!? #Union
Clearly got the ball. This ref is completely out of his mind. #Union
Another red card. This is getting way out of hand. #Union
Really stupid penalty taken in the box. #Union
Ugh. Defense slept through the shot. #Union
Uh oh. Looks like McMath took a shot to the grapes. Ugh. #Union
Back to back big saves by Zach. #Union
#Phillies win! Kendrick the ace!
Poor Schwimmer. He sucks. #Phillies
Heh. All that praise and he gets picked at home. #Phillies
Dom Brown! Bases clearing double! #Phillies
@mikedaub Still in beta...
4 out save for Papelbon! #Phillies win!
Rollins is 0-5. Just grand. #Phillies
Damn you Cole. #Phillies
GONE!!!! Holy hell, Kratz KILLED that ball. #Philles
GONE! Mayberry! #Phillies
@zoowithroy How many have you attempted?
Is there any chance someone can punch Ryan Lochte right in the dickbag? Please?
Kellen Moore wooooo! #BoiseState
Sarge doesn't own Jeans? wtf? #Phillies
How can someone not like MASH? Inconceivable.
OMG Disney Pocahontas on Blu Ray. Shit. I shouldn't have said that.
Hell of a base clearing gapper by Frandsen! #Phillies
Safe all around! #Phillies
Frank Zappa was one strange guy. Great music though.
42 Facebook requests. 40 of which are from some sort of douchy game ending in -ville or -mania. #FUFB
Woa. Simmer, 6 year extension? Nice.... #Flyers
Tim Howard was unreal. #USMNT
4 minutes of extra time. #USMNT
Wow, that was a heck of a save by Howard. #USMNT
Well this won't take long. #USMNT
Counter-Strike: Global Offensive pre-ordered. YESSSSSSS...
Flyrfn144 If you're even remotely a fan of the walking dead show, pick up the comics. Much darker, more violent, and more compelling. Worth reading.
Damned Mexican fans and their laser pointers. #USMNT
Samsung Galaxy S III ordered. It was time.
This friendly doesn't look very friendly. #USMNT
Landon, you have to shoot there. #USMNT
Well that was a quick foul. #USMNT
#USA versus Mexico soccer time...
Thank God that's over. #Phillies
tonyisdynamic This was a 3-2 baseball game 5 minutes ago.
LOL Mayberry... #Phillies
Heh, nice arm Luna. #Phillies
Meh, can't win them all... #Phillies
Wooooooooooo #Phillies win. Kendrick!
Help us bullpen. You are our only hope. #Phillies
Was the really Schneider? Holy cow. #Phillies
Was wrestling with the boy, having fun. Lifted him over my head and he was laughing. Yup. Spit up right on my face.
Mother fucking refurbed asshole shitstorm.
Take your refurbished and shove it up your ass.
Got the wife's replacement phone. Fucking wi-fi doesn't work.
"rsync: command not found" Oh come on, really?
It's peanut butter jelly time.
It's 3am. My wife is going to be PISSED OFF when she figures out that I've made a serious dent into her wine frige. And I hate wine.
It's almost 3AM. I really should be sleeping. No shit.
@Flyrfn144 Pics or it didn't happen!
I could really use a Bloody Mary.
@RachJK29 Well boobs, that's a different story.
@RealGilbert That was amazing.
Am I the only one out there that doesn't care about movies in 3D?
@RealGilbert You, my dear sir, are an absolute genius.
@jamileh I'm a few episodes behind on my DVR. Dangit!
@D_LEED Well maybe you should watch it! It is that good.
@jamileh Now I think you are just messing with me :)
@jamileh Don't do it! Don't say a word!
Shut it you jerks! I'm watching #BreakingBad later!
I'm sorry, but without @LisaLampanelli , these roasts just aren't nearly as funny. Period.
OMG Carrie Fisher. Good lord.
Jeff Ross LOL
YES. SOMEONE IS GOING TO BE FIRED OUT OF A CANNON
@terilyns68 I seriously doubt that.
Nooooooo!! Written In the starts Nooooo!!!! #NHL Fans know why
HurkaDoesSports Every time I hear Fatboy Slim, I think of Christopher Walken dancing around. Can he show up tonight?
Please let that bus crash and burn Russel Brand in a giant fire. Please?
Er. Well, Nick Mason anyway. I turned the channel and got too excited. Heh.
Jesus Christ why didn't someone tell me Pink Floyd was playing!!
Watching something live that is not sports is new to me. #MythTV
Shhh. The new #HellOnWheels seasons starts NOW.
ARGH Post! #Union
Kick save! #Union
Good Lord, #Union are falling apart.
So sad the Olympics are over. Now I'll have to actually work at work. Cripes.
Hey @normmacdonald, settle yourself.
SAFE!!!! #Phillies win!!!
Holy Kratz. #Phillies