The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

July 2012

Hahahahha that was funny. Even I laughed at that. Beer and trivia time.

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Ugh. Kind of not in the mood to drink beer tonight.

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Red card, sit your ass down!

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RickGualtieri Yay! Go USA in...err...whatever event NBC isn't showing because they have to make us listen to their dull as dirt announcers.

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Hahahah this Doc Martin Season 5 is great.

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daub.me/p/97e7d - My son. The bucket head.

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Winner! women's volleyball!

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This woman's vollyball game is great!

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GOOOAALLLLLLLLL!!!

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Hey, the Philly moved to the next round of the playoffs!

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Wommens team really opening it up now. 3-nil

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Rapinoe looking to start chucking fists.

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OMFG GOTTA SLAM THAT SHIT IN.

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Wow. Columbia is dirty.

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GOOOOAALLLLLL!!!!!! What a shot by Rapino!!

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Love this Archery shit!

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The US Archery team needs WAY more Rednecks.

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How It's Made. Pretty much the best TV show ever.

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Sigh. Give Cole more cash.

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Ugh. I'm still friggin hungry.

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OMG Fontenot. JFC.

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@jamileh Have you seen Doc Martin Season 5? Netflix has the DVDs, no streaming yet...

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Ugh. Nice hit Pence.

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@erikbond I considered a Xoom, but I thought they were too big. Probably just me.

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Nexus 7 is amazing. I absolutely love it.

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I hate it when vacation ends.

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@mikedaub Real Big Fish SUCK. You are on your own.

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So you are telling me they scored 6 runs in the 8th to win it? Holy hell. My streak of not watching continues!

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daub.me/p/eae5e - Ice Cream at Hersheypark. Mmmmm.

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That Weber shit was fun while it lasted.

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daub.me/p/c5b0a - National Toy Train Museum. Who knew.

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I can't watch and AGAIN the win? And come from behind?! It's clear, I can no longer watch games. Problem solved.

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You have got to be kidding me.

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@mikedaub @jasondaub Well, I only thought that. It's because me USB hard drive hard locks it. GB works great.

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daub.me/p/06d8b - This kid was built for camping.

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Finally finished The Dresden Files Ghost Story. Friggin loved it, why was there so much bitching about it?

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Figures. I'm away camping, so the win. I'll take it.

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Well that game went really well.

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Trade Cole. Giving up a homer to the pitcher?

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My Nexus 7 has arrived. No time for love, Dr. Jones.

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YES. The Fifth Element just started.

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@mikedaub @jasondaub And the hours and hours of the Disney Jr. Channel.

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@mikedaub @jasondaub I THINK technically I got get MythTV working with the Slingbox. But I was too lazy...

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Yesterday's storm killed the AC at work, so I have retreated to the server room. 68 degrees, MUCH better...

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You have got to be kidding me.

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STRIKE. 3. SIT DOWN.

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NEED MORE RUNS oh shit so much for that.

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Wait. Kendrick? Jesus fuck beans.

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But anyway, the take the lead on a PENCE HIT.

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ARGHGHGHGHGHGHGGHGHGGHGH

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This is not going to end well. Oh shit Pence is up.

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OMG Doc is going to shit.

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FINALLY upgraded to 0.25.1 from 0.24.x. Flawless upgrade, I have no idea why I was worried.

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Wtf argue that? He was WAY out of the baseline. Come on, that's not even close. Sit down assholes.

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Pence in a 3-1 count? Guaranteed strike out.

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Heh. Figures. Shane picked off.

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Haha Victorino gets out of a pickle!

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All Pierre does is hit.

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Why in the fuck beans would you swing at that, Pence?

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Man, Chase has a hell of a dip.

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Damn you late night games.

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Chipped a tooth on a sunflower seed. Now its thrashing the hell out of my tongue. Where did I put my dremel?

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Dammit to shit already.

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FauxChief Get it trending people!

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 7:30 PM, Jul 14th, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

Yeah, I listen to Dubstep. So?

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dannypudi We are stuck in a comic con tunnel pic.twitter.com/1Y7ROshd

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:37 PM, Jul 13th, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

@Flyrfn144 Ohhh, that's a great part of the story. Enjoy it.

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Just read The Walking Dead 100. Dammit to shit.

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BrotherlyGame Ref calls the game. SKC moves on, Union are eliminated.

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I just climbed The World's Tallest Corn Stalk with my Fitbit. bit.ly/nT1xhm

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I need a beer. And a beer to go with that one.

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If you are going to call me and try to sell me something, you probably shouldn't call with such a shitty phone, mmkay?

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I could watch this Duck Dynasty all night long.

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Wow. Was the first episode of The Walking Dead that long ago? Good Lord, how far we have come...

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@SemiAutoAZ Good deal! And it's DD-WRT compatible!

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Gggoooooaaaaaaallllllll! Adu!

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Oh good, Valdes is warming up.

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Holt cow, what a play by Howard.

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Holy cow, Pridie just killed a baseball.

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How long before the completely piss me off today? Sorry, that is very negative.

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Yeah, I'm done with this nonsense for tonight.

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JFC this is an amazing pile of suck.

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Hey, shoutout to the jagoff behind home plate taking pictures with his iPad.

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Hahaha sit down Larry.

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Hey Shane bro, try to use bro a little more, bro.

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WTF Jimmy was WAY safe.

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BIG JOE!!!! Ropes an RBI single!

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WTF, Samuel looks PISSED.

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LOLOLOL Pence runs into Samuel?!!?!? What a spaz!

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Surprised Juan didn't try to send Chooch home on that one...

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Hey nice job Joe. Seriously. The pitchers refuse to pitch around people.

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This is going to be a long game isn't it.

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Holy shitstorms. Holy rain and wind.

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Nexus 7 16G tablet ordered. Can't. Wait.

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To all of you "our bullpen isn't that bad" fuckers: Eat a bag of dicks.

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I'm done with Bastardo. Rot in Reading for all I care

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That's just the way it is.... Some things will never change... Sing along

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This beer isn't going to drink itself...

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Howard takes the plate to a standing ovation. Nice.

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Nice to see Uggla still wearing a Youth Small jersey.

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Wow. The heat outside. It's so. So. Hot.

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Papelbon knows how to throw a slider right? I mean, just one?

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That just about sums up the whole fucking year.

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How long until Victorino is traded?

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SIT DOWN and quit the bitching.

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LolMets! That Duda is one seriously shitty outfielder.

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Why do the refuse to pitch around certain players?

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Oh Samsung Galaxy III, you will be mine...

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Welcome back Rusty!

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Goooaaaallllll! What a redirect and a cheeky little goal.

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Bye bye Matt Carle. Now who are we all going to bitch about?

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Cliff Lee finally gets a win!

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walk off in the 10th on a wild pitch!

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Lolol. walk with the bases loaded to tie the game at 4 in the bottom of the 9th.

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Ryan Howard cranks an RBI hit down the opposite line to put the within 1.

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Parise is an assholeface.

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@nickcreelman Not one of my better decisions...

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@nickcreelman No, just an owner of 5 cats.

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@nickcreelman Would it be creepy if I said yes? Yeah, nevermind.

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end the game with a walk off walk.

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daub.me/p/34fad - On the field at the IronPigs.

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Going to see Ted @ 9:40. Heh.

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