The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

June 2012

BrotherlyGame That's the game. HOU 2 - 1 Union. Controversial penalty gives the Dynamo their winning goal.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:30 PM, Jun 30th, 2012 via BitlBee)

Just ordered tickets for my first game. Can't wait.

via BitlBee

Oh hello pounding headache. I'm so glad you are back.

via BitlBee

If you find Russell Brand funny whatsoever, I suggest you kill youself.

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Ugh. Buh bye Thome.

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That is the damned dumbest thing I think I've ever witnessed. WTF Marlins?

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Played Day 1 of the Walking Dead video game on PS3. I enjoyed it. Thoroughly.

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Sac fly by Shane-O. I'll take it.

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Hahaha Pence threw him out EASILY.

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Ugh, I don't like this straight on camera view...

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erikbond Don't like this head on view. I like the off center one more.

via Tweetlogix (retweeted on 7:23 PM, Jun 29th, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

14% battery on the laptop. Almost bed time...

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Why is @NHLTROLL always so yelly.

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To pre-order a Nexus 7 or not...

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Screw this, I need beer.

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2-6-4 DP. What a beauty.

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Fontenot you suck! Dammit.

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PENCE GOT A HIT WITH A MAN ON BASE!!! OMG!

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Kratz! Ring the bell! on the board, 5-2.

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When do we DFA Kendrick?

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You have got to be kidding me. Pirates, back to back homers.

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Oh good. What a fucking game this will be.

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Chad Qualls Designated for Assignment. THANK GOD ALREADY.

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You know what? Fire everyone. Whomever is in charge of the "Qualls Decision." Jesus fucking Christ.

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Pence. Pence Pence Pence.

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Pence. You friggin dope.

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LOLOLOL. This is getting nuts now! only down 1!

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Juan gets a hit! Will he get picked off though?

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Cue the Benny Hill themse song again please.

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JFC already. Schwimm using some naughty language on the mound...

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Way to hustle Wiggy. Nice job.

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I think I will watch the instead.

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Well there that was.

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Should be 3 zip but Pierre is a jerkwad.

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CHOOOOOCHH!!! Back to back!

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WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! CHASE RINGS THE BELL!!!!!

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Come on Pierre. WTF man.

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Standing O for Chace. Of course. Now hit a homer.

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@JesusZoidberg Blanton is the Ace this year. Let that sink in...

via BitlBee in reply to JesusZoidberg

Valdes starts? This is going to be a long, long game.

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THANK CHRIST. Pushing that one pretty close to the wire, eh boys? win 5-4.

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HOLY HELL. Chooch knocks one DEEEEEEEEP.

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Chooch. Is. Amazing.

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PhilaUnion There's the final whistle! The Union advance to the @usopencup semifinals with a 5-2 win vs. the @city_islanders!

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:18 PM, Jun 26th, 2012 via BitlBee)

Mayberry with a damned fine throw and Chooch gets the out. BOOM!

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Well this was a fun game. While it lasted.

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Wow. Vance is really dealin. Oh wait. It's the Pirates. Nevermind.

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Holy shit Chase Utley FIRES A ROCKET to first!

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GONE! Two run jack for Wigginton!

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CHOOOOOOOOOCHHHHH!!!!

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Nice. Vance gets out of the inning...

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CHASE CHASE CHASE CHASE!

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Wtf come on Vance.

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Ahahaha RT @philsphan19: Assuming Chase comes back as a relief pitcher, we should be set.

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So uh, yeah. The suck. Really suck.

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I see the are doing really well so far.

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Sweet. I can pick up the game on the campers TV antenna.

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I go camping and the and both win. Figures. Shitsticks.

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Off to another camping trip...

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Rot in prison you poor excuse for a human being. Sandusky guilty.

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@mikedaub Mine has it. A hell of a good unit too.

via web in reply to mikedaub

ilovechooch ok: polanco gets on, mayberry homers, mini mart gets on...oh fuck it. 2 out of 3.

via web (retweeted on 9:58 PM, Jun 21st, 2012 via web)

Well nevermind then.

via BitlBee

rcw1168 Dumb and Dumber ruin another scoring chance

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 9:44 PM, Jun 21st, 2012 via web)

Or pop-up like a shitbag. Again. Thanks Victorino.

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Come on Shane. Do something to make me like you as a player again. Please.

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Suck it Pence. Seriously.

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Chooch doesn't fuck around at the plate. Looks like he went right to the runners chops. Suck on that.

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Mayberry hits again!

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Wtf that has to hurt.

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Hey Shane, killer pop-up. Again. And again. And again.

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1-6-3 double play. What a beauty.

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Ok. Who broke Twitter?

via web

Jimmy running like he was on fire!

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At the Reading Phillies game...

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Gonna be a long friggin game.

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Wait. WTF. No one told me there was a Thick As Brick 2? What the hell!??!

via BitlBee

Dammit to shit. The Shawshank Redemption is on. I am compelled to watch. Every time.

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Just ordered another PS3. I need to play more games. ASAP.

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Ran into an old friend of mine. You may know him. Tom Collins.

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Ground rule double walkoff. lose in extras. Again.

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Well that should about do it.

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Free baseball. Yippee. Good job by Schwimmer though.

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PHSportsGoddess I'm so glad we pay Papelbon so much to sit on the bench.

via web (retweeted on 3:39 PM, Jun 16th, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

What the fuck? Seriously, the whole team sucks!

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Hey, Jimmy popped up. How about that.

via BitlBee

Hey Jimmy, that wasn't even close.

via TweetCaster for Android

Or Benny Hill. RT @adimike55: Our infield truly needs Keystone Kops music to complete the picture of ineptitude right now.

via TweetCaster for Android

Is there any reason Victorino is on the team? Any reason at all?

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Blu-Ray ripping/encoding is a lengthy process...

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Big Joe is way better than Cole.

via TweetCaster for Android

Holy shit. Thome is on fire.

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I'm just a Baker St. Muse...

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Holy shit Mini Mart. Pap gets the save. Nothing is easy. Nothing.

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Not one God damned run. No outs. Bases loaded.

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Holy shit Victorino got a hit!

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At least Papelbon should be well rested.

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ALL THIS WITH NO FUCKING OUTS?

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Yeah, lets close the book on Cole. And fucking slap him with it.

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Here comes the bullpen. Sweet Jesus.

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Holy shit Thome, that was DEEEEP.

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Jfc, that quickly fell apart.

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Buh bye Peter Nowak, you jerk-off, player-selling scumbag.

via BitlBee

Time to watch something else.

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@paladin @mikedaub 2 minutes, 53 seconds of my life, wasted. Never to return.

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to paladin

Whew. Papelbon is still perfect.

via TweetCaster for Android

The @zoowithroy JRoll Swag-O-Meter is trumped only by the JRoll Suck-O-Meter.

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IronPigs BREAKING NEWS: Hambone wins tonight's Pork Race!

via web (retweeted on 8:31 PM, Jun 8th, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

Can't we just settle this shit down?

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Holy shit! What is all this offense?!

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Nice job Wiggy. You jerk off.

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Jimmy! Still has a laser arm.

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I've pledged to my first Kickstarter. Tex Murphy. Money well spent. texmurphy.com

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So, it was the Hamels-Qualls 1-2 punch, eh?

via BitlBee

Heh. Thome. Money well spent.

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@terilyns68 The bullpen is absolutely killing me. And everyone else I'm sure.

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to terilyns68

@mikedaub Shaddap, you don't even know who Pete Orr is.

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to mikedaub

@terilyns68 Oh sure, but some people take it to the extreme.

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to terilyns68

Most of you fans that get all pissed off are apparently bandwagoners. I've witnessed this shit for YEARS before the series win.

via TweetCaster for Android

I'm pretty sure I just saw Pete Orr drive around my block to get back on Rt 22.

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The Cliff Lee winless streak continues...

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You have got to be kidding me. Pierre knocked himself out.

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daub.me/p/d0cb4 - Ahh. Camping. Too bad it had to end.

via melloTwurl

PhilaUnion For those who have asked, unfortunately there will not be a live stream of tonight's @usopencup match due to venue capabilities.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:57 PM, Jun 5th, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

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